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  1. Re:built by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on New Independent Lego Journal Launches
    (This is an excerpt from my research notes on the vile Lego cult. I wanted to get these out before they had a chance to silence me. Please, please, please, don't let your friends or family succumb to the temptations of Lego. The life that you save may be your own.)

    Sad cases of compulsive behaviour, such as Eric who has dragged his unsuspecting sister, Dorothy into the despicable cult.

    The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

    Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

    And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

    1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
    2. Exhibit B
    3. Exhibit C
    4. Exhibit D
    5. Exhibit E
    6. Exhibit F
    Much like the French, they have their own version of cinema, including a thriving, depraved pr0n industry.

    They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

  2. Re:built by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on New Independent Lego Journal Launches
    (This is an excerpt from my research notes on the vile Lego cult. I wanted to get these out before they had a chance to silence me. Please, please, please, don't let your friends or family succumb to the temptations of Lego. The life that you save may be your own.)

    Sad cases of compulsive behaviour, such as Eric who has dragged his unsuspecting sister, Dorothy into the despicable cult.

    The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

    Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

    And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

    1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
    2. Exhibit B
    3. Exhibit C
    4. Exhibit D
    5. Exhibit E
    6. Exhibit F
    Much like the French, they have their own version of cinema, including a thriving, depraved pr0n industry.

    They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

  3. Brick Tales by DiggiLooDiggiLey · · Score: 1 · on The Star Wars Alphabet Project

    Well if you love Lego, then you have to check this site out.
    Brick Tales and read stories such as Zeke's adventure in organic chem lab and Masterpieces of Lego Literature

  4. Brick Tales by DiggiLooDiggiLey · · Score: 1 · on The Star Wars Alphabet Project

    Well if you love Lego, then you have to check this site out.
    Brick Tales and read stories such as Zeke's adventure in organic chem lab and Masterpieces of Lego Literature

  5. Brick Tales by DiggiLooDiggiLey · · Score: 1 · on The Star Wars Alphabet Project

    Well if you love Lego, then you have to check this site out.
    Brick Tales and read stories such as Zeke's adventure in organic chem lab and Masterpieces of Lego Literature

  6. IMPORTANT! PLEASE DISSEMINATE WIDELY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader?
    (This is an excerpt from my research notes on the vile Lego cult. I wanted to get these out before they had a chance to silence me. Please, please, please, don't let your friends or family succumb to the temptations of Lego. The life that you save may be your own.)

    Sad cases of compulsive behaviour, such as Eric who has dragged his unsuspecting sister, Dorothy into the despicable cult.

    The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

    Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

    And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

    1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
    2. Exhibit B
    3. Exhibit C
    4. Exhibit D
    5. Exhibit E
    6. Exhibit F
    Much like the French, they have their own version of cinema, including a thriving, depraved pr0n industry.

    They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

  7. IMPORTANT! PLEASE DISSEMINATE WIDELY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader?
    (This is an excerpt from my research notes on the vile Lego cult. I wanted to get these out before they had a chance to silence me. Please, please, please, don't let your friends or family succumb to the temptations of Lego. The life that you save may be your own.)

    Sad cases of compulsive behaviour, such as Eric who has dragged his unsuspecting sister, Dorothy into the despicable cult.

    The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

    Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

    And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

    1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
    2. Exhibit B
    3. Exhibit C
    4. Exhibit D
    5. Exhibit E
    6. Exhibit F
    Much like the French, they have their own version of cinema, including a thriving, depraved pr0n industry.

    They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

  8. Stop the madness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Have Fujitsu Harddrives Been Failing in Record Numbers?
    (This is an excerpt from my research notes on the vile Lego cult. I wanted to get these out before they had a chance to silence me. Please, please, please, don't let your friends or family succumb to the temptations of Lego. The life that you save may be your own.)

    Sad cases of compulsive behaviour, such as Eric who has dragged his unsuspecting sister, Dorothy into the despicable cult.

    The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

    Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

    And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

    1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
    2. Exhibit B
    3. Exhibit C
    4. Exhibit D
    5. Exhibit E
    6. Exhibit F
    Much like the French, they have their own version of cinema, including a thriving, depraved pr0n industry.

    They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

  9. Stop the madness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Have Fujitsu Harddrives Been Failing in Record Numbers?
    (This is an excerpt from my research notes on the vile Lego cult. I wanted to get these out before they had a chance to silence me. Please, please, please, don't let your friends or family succumb to the temptations of Lego. The life that you save may be your own.)

    Sad cases of compulsive behaviour, such as Eric who has dragged his unsuspecting sister, Dorothy into the despicable cult.

    The cult recently opened one of their "temples" in California (of course). They have many local churches.

    Like the Scientologists who have their "e-meter", these lego freaks have their or psuedo-technological props. They even have an mystic Oracle that you can ask questions on the internet. And just like the leader of the Scientologists, their leaders aspire to be JRR Tolkien. Not only that, these foul fiends have the temerity to rewrite the Bible.

    And they are Holocaust revisionists, too boot

    1. Exhibit A - one of their foul leaders proudly displays their trumped up "evidence"
    2. Exhibit B
    3. Exhibit C
    4. Exhibit D
    5. Exhibit E
    6. Exhibit F
    Much like the French, they have their own version of cinema, including a thriving, depraved pr0n industry.

    They worship strange, vile gods. And are building machines to take over the world.

  10. another great LOTR lego site... by jdbo · · Score: 4, Informative · on LoTR:LEGO Originals

    ...can be found here.

    I actually prefer this approach, because although some of the character design details aren't as well executed as in the posted article (this guy is using more generic legos), he's going much further overall, re-creating the story with approprately composed and lit photographs. Kick-ass!

    Also, the humorous element of using legos is more apparent - the Moria "Watcher in the Water" is one of the funniest single images I saw on the web this year (yeah, I'm a Tolkien geek _and_ a lego geek. Watch out, ladies!)

    BTW, this is part of a larger collection of fun lego pages, here's the main directory.

  11. another great LOTR lego site... by jdbo · · Score: 4, Informative · on LoTR:LEGO Originals

    ...can be found here.

    I actually prefer this approach, because although some of the character design details aren't as well executed as in the posted article (this guy is using more generic legos), he's going much further overall, re-creating the story with approprately composed and lit photographs. Kick-ass!

    Also, the humorous element of using legos is more apparent - the Moria "Watcher in the Water" is one of the funniest single images I saw on the web this year (yeah, I'm a Tolkien geek _and_ a lego geek. Watch out, ladies!)

    BTW, this is part of a larger collection of fun lego pages, here's the main directory.

  12. More LOTR in Legos by Kappelmeister · · Score: 2 · on LoTR:LEGO Originals

    Also check out Brick Tales, which has a lot of the trilogy storyboarded in Legos -- more than just locations.