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Re:Giant sucking machine
They forgot to mention using a giant vacuum with a charcoal filter attached.
"Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure!...And change the combination on my luggage!"
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I saw Elvis!
Hopefully that fake Elvis passport will get in the wrong hands, that would help spotting illegal immigrants and terrorists trying to enter the country. Gotcha!
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Re:Makes sense to me
Just out of curiosity, do you laugh at "Everybody loves Raymond"? Does anybody?
Apparently not...
There are a lot of really shitty sitcoms out there. King of Queens anyone? Two and a Half Men? Oh man... Will and Grace?
It's fine that all these shows have unispired contrivances and stolen jokes - we expect nothing else from TV - but all the lines are stolen from Who's The Boss?!
I think every episode of these shows has exactly the same type of set up in it too... You know the line:
$wacky_cousin_or_neighbour enters with chimpanzee/dog/cat/other mammal and hands it to $patriarch.
$wacky_cousin_or_neighbour: I'll be back in a week. Feed him these kibbles and rye every night
$patriarch: Fine, $wacky_cousin_or_neighbour. Have fun!
$matriarch enters with $embittered_friend
$matriarch: Not another dumb, sweaty, smelly, turd encrusted, hairy, hungry, drooling, cross-eyed beast to take care of
$embittered_friend: Yeah, and a chimpanzee/dog/cat/other mammal too! -
Re:Not poor designI can quite imagine that too much heavy electricity could easily crush an Apple power adapter and cause serious danger.
Like a ton of invisible lead soup?
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Re:Right now it's time to...
(Well, at least there's one person who remembers the MC5. Or you're with the KLF helping Hagbard battle the Illuminati... Conspiracies, conspiracies!)
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Re:The Death of Tape
Then again, my only copy of Bruce McDonald's Highway 61 is on VHS, with no sign of a DVD any time soon....
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Re:Easier way...
Culturally challenged mod is missing the obvious.
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Re: and for reviews...
It would have to be ruthlessreviews.com