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Bob Saget 2.0

theodp writes "Slate makes a pretty convincing argument that YouTube and its knock-offs can trace their roots back to America's Funniest Home Videos." From the article: "The show's stock in trade was to find the lowest common denominator and then hit it in the crotch. Consider this list of select highlights from the show's 'Best of Kids & Animals' DVD: a kid doing a cannonball onto his dad's groin, a baby running into a church pew, a dog peeing on a wedding dress, and a kid clocking his dad in the nuts with a helmet. While these clips are all certainly lowbrow, they've also got something else in common: They're oozing with family values."

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  1. Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by iogan · · Score: 4, Funny
    At its height, viewers sent America's Funniest Home Videos 2,000 VHS tapes a day, and at least 1,800 of those, it seemed, showed some kind of trampoline mishap.
    Wouldn't that seem a bit high? What are all these people doing on trampolines? What am I missing here?
    1. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by BinaryOpty · · Score: 1

      You're missing that the number was inflated to make the joke funnier. 1800 "it seemed" were trampoline mishaps probably because the largest section of video were trampoline mishaps but probably not 90% of them.

    2. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by xeoron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't know about you, but most of the AFHV's was not that funny or often at all. Most of the videos only would be funny if it happened in person to someone. Instead of them cherry picking what the masses might like, places like youtube let people choose themselves, along with screen any videos instead of a select few.

    3. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by a16 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wouldn't that seem a bit high? What are all these people doing on trampolines? What am I missing here?
      The joke? ;)

    4. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by ph43thon · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're missing that it was a joke on the joke. Quite funny too.

          "What are all these people doing on trampolines?"

      That's one of the funniest questions I've seen in a while.

    5. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by Moodie-1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If true, all it means is that trampolines are dangerous.

    6. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by BarlowBrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      History will look back on YouTube and see a similar trend: 1.8 million out of the 2 million submissions were related to either Mentos exploding Diet Coke or some attempted funny music video remix.

    7. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well a lot of insurance companies wont insure your home (or at least give you a huge rate hike) if you have a trampoline on your property... next time you switch companies or insure a new place pay attension... I bet they ask you if you have one... Skateboard ramps too.

    8. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2

      I guess none of them were girls jumping on trampolines. I definitely liked The Man Show's selection of trampoline-related clips better.

    9. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well a lot of insurance companies wont insure your home (or at least give you a huge rate hike) if you have a trampoline on your property...

      Because if you're too stupid to get around that, you should be paying for everyone else's mishaps/bad luck.

      It seems like I see a lot of lower-income homes with trampolines... and skateboard ramps, as a matter of fact.

    10. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
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    11. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the best part of the show, "Girls on Trampolines." Or wait, was that a different show?

    12. Re:Why is 1800 of 2000 trampoline accidents? by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 1

      Until they randomly show up at your house one day for a spot check for just such things, spot it, and give you 30 days to get it off your property or pay the major rate increase for having one.

  2. But youtube isn't usually funny! by crazyjeremy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now if most of youtube's content could be somewhat funny, or even "slightly more funny than bland humor" I would see comparing it to funniest home videos. Like it is, youtube is painful to endure. I would venture to say countless people singing into a qvga camera isn't exactly entertaining for most of us.

    1. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Informative

      "America's Funniest Home Videos" culled out probably 99% of the tapes they received. On Youtube, you get to see all the rejects.

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    2. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by legoburner · · Score: 5, Funny
      "America's Funniest Home Videos" culled out probably 99% of the tapes they received

      The department which did that must have a higher suicide rate than the russian military!
    3. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2

      Isn't there a rating system? The good ones seem to have a higher than four star rating. Anything less probably isn't worthwhile.

    4. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny? "America's Funniest Home Videos" rivals Japanese extreme gore for the title of most concerning social development of the past 20 years. Visual media with no other discernable purpose than enjoying the infliction of pain have been increasing in popularity for decades but those are all make-believe. Week after week of a dim, smarmy host fronting videos of real personal home injuries and harrowing narrow calls crossing over to healthy family entertainment says more about the general public than violent video games ever could.

    5. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by timeOday · · Score: 1

      And that is why YouTube != "Funniest Home Videos" - because it's more directly audience driven. I don't think YouTube has a crotch-driven "formula" at all... people upload what they want, then other people watch what they want. YouTube supplies various viewship statistics to help the process along. The result may be that YouTube is lowbrow, but the blame has to be far wider than whoever is providing the bandwidth. It's just usenet for videos.

    6. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kind of like all those +4,+5 posts on Slashdot. :P

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    7. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by linguizic · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by humungusfungus · · Score: 1

      "Like it is, youtube is painful to endure."

      Um, implying AFHV wasn't?

      Does Rumsfeld and Co. come to you for spin advice?

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    9. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by ClamIAm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um yeah, and these shows are totally different than Roman arenas, bullfighting, etc.

    10. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On Youtube, you get to see all the rejects.

        Pretty much quantifies Stossel-20/20s piece on American education. :=(

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRUMmTs0ZA

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    11. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by Sagachi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Like it is, youtube is painful to endure.
      Are you saying that's somehow different from america's funniest home videos???
    12. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The department which did that must have a higher suicide rate than the russian military!

      In Soviet Russia, the home videos cull you!

    13. Re:But youtube isn't usually funny! by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      WTF!?!?!? I just got modded down as "Overrated" twice?!?!? I haven't even been RATED!!! idiot newbie mods.

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  3. Well duh... by drfishy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone who hasn't already made that connection must be a bit out of touch... Heck, some of those places are even paying the submitters of the most popular videos... $10,000 grand prize anyone?

  4. Youtube Wins by potpie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Youtube may have some low-brow physical humor, but America's "Funniest" Home Videos doesn't have TV clips and music videos. The variety alone places Youtube in an entirely different category. Plus, Youtube doesn't have those annoying voice-overs.

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    1. Re:Youtube Wins by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      Plus, Youtube doesn't have those annoying voice-overs.

      I don't know about that. I've seen some videos on YouTube with worse voice-overs done by someone with far less talent than Bob Saget himself,...

    2. Re:Youtube Wins by Hangin10 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Annoying perhaps, but some of few videos that were funny, wouldn't have without the voiceover.

    3. Re:Youtube Wins by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      ...but America's "Funniest" Home Videos doesn't have TV clips and music videos.

      No, it didn't. Instead you had to wait for the special "Funniest TV Moments" or "Bestest Music Video" shows that seemed to air every few weeks.

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    4. Re:Youtube Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YouTube was bought by NBC. Shortly after, the Terms and Conditions allowed for YouTube to profit off of users' videos. I guess we'd have to call that "voluntary slavery".

    5. Re:Youtube Wins by Schemat1c · · Score: 3, Funny

      far less talent than Bob Saget himself,...

      Bob Saget had talent?

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    6. Re:Youtube Wins by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 2, Funny

      He used to suck dick for coke! I seen him! (Do not mod me down unless you've even SEEN the movie I'm quoting.)

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    7. Re:Youtube Wins by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 4, Informative

      You should see his stand-up. The guy's hilarious, and his stuff is dirty as hell. He just sold out completely for Full House.

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    8. Re:Youtube Wins by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Bob Sagat, yes.

      The writers of his jokes for Whore House and America's Stupid And We Prove It With These Videos, no.

      Admittedly not that funny, but it's the first clip I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj26FG1hLMQ

      His bit in The Aristocrats was a bright spot in an otherwise tedious inside-joke as well.

    9. Re:Youtube Wins by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Youtube is just a video collection site.

        The collection is determined by the submitters and voted upon by the viewers.

        So any attributes we would apply to youtube, should be applied to the public at large. It's like that Carlin skit about voters and politicians...

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    10. Re:Youtube Wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob?

    11. Re:Youtube Wins by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Some friends and I have been considering different content delivery systems for a show we're working on and we've ruled out youtube because of their license agreement which basically signs over all content for them to do as they please. Although this is fine for most of the content on youtube (which is mainly pirated, or at the very least not owned by the posters) it wouldn't work for anything that might have a chance to become something more than a free time/for fun atmosphere.

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    12. Re:Youtube Wins by Massif · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Personally I think the only reason Bob Saget is funny is because of the huge contrast between his raunchy stand up comedy and his Full House/AFHV persona. If he hadn't done those awful family shows, he would be just another vulgar comedian.

    13. Re:Youtube Wins by colmore · · Score: 1

      You guys should go read the article. It's a good little essay

      One of the points he makes is that without the goofy voiceover and quick cut to a shot of mom hugging the kid, you're really just watching a video of a toddler hurting himself. AFHV upped the dorky and the bland because otherwise you're watching real life, in which people get hurt and their friends stand around laughing with a video camera.

      YouTube is to a much greater degree about that depressing reality.

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    14. Re:Youtube Wins by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      C'mon, everyone things that watching someone they know misstep and whack their shin exceptionally hard into the immobile edge of a low coffie table is comedy gold. It's perfect, because we all have done it and know it's hideously painful, and know nobody is going to need a trip to the emergency room.

    15. Re:Youtube Wins by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Maybe. Sometimes our anti-biases mechanisms end up fooling us into being biased. I think he'd be hilarious even if I had never heard of him before.

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  5. Internet videos are killing off TV by persuasion · · Score: 1

    Or I hope so, anyway. Here are some good ones. http://home.comcast.net/~plutarch/videos.html

  6. speaking of... by chasingporsches · · Score: 4, Insightful

    speaking of bob saget and youtube...

    THIS is bob saget 2.0! (NSFW)

    1. Re:speaking of... by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. I'd mod you up if I hadn't lost mod privs years ago.

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    2. Re:speaking of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      Bob Saget 2.0 would definitely be the video clip of him telling his rendition of "The Aristocrats" joke. This is where the family values go straight out the window. :)

      Oh yeah, that link's not safe for work.

    3. Re:speaking of... by flupps · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess this would be Bob Saget 6.9.

      This is TOTALLY not safe for work, or the faint of heart or people getting upset about tasteless jokes.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_cKCK6Blv0

      Probably the most tasteless thing you'll see today.

    4. Re:speaking of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Probably the most tasteless thing you'll see today."

      Thats assuming a whole lot about my plans for tonight.

    5. Re:speaking of... by zxking · · Score: 1

      Damn right, the illest m*f*ka in a cardigan sweater

    6. Re:speaking of... by captjc · · Score: 1

      OMFG. I never thought I would say this, but Bob Saget kicks ass.

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    7. Re:speaking of... by Hays · · Score: 1

      What the heck? Did anyone else notice George Lucas about half way through that video?? Boggle.

  7. There go the family jewels... by Chaffar · · Score: 4, Funny
    For all its black eyes and unplanned water landings, America's Funniest Home Videos always reinforced the nuclear family as this country's central institution. A child hitting his dad in the groin is a child who's spending quality time with his dad.
    Remind me to kick my dad in the balls next time he wants to spend quality time playing Scrabble with me...
    1. Re:There go the family jewels... by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      Heh... a real-life KWYJIBO on the loose...

  8. Who are you again? by j_presper_eckert · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Illest first post in a cardigan sweater.

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      The mods are high and remarkably uninformed. Loved it!

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  9. Makes sense to me by dividedsky319 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm 24 years old, and I gotta admit... AFV (America's Funniest Videos) is still one of my favorite shows to watch. Sure, it's mindless content, but no other show on tv packs more laughs per minute.

    Maybe it's a bit juvenile laughing at old people falling over, people getting hit in the crotch, or just general stupidity of people with too much time on your hands, but... AFV is basically a bunch of youtube videos strung together, and is funny no matter what age you are. (Just ignore the lame jokes by the host...)

    Sure, there's other content on Youtube that isn't of the "funny video" variety, but... I'd say that the majority of the "viral videos" that get spread around the internet are of the funny variety, and what drives the majority of the site.

    1. Re:Makes sense to me by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, do you laugh at "Everybody loves Raymond"? Does anybody? I have recently watched a full episode of that show, and on only one occasion cracked the faintest smile. It is so incredibly not funny, I am honestly surprised that even the laughter-tape can keep laughing. Yet, apparently, it does reasonably well in the US.

      While some clips in AFV were funny, I wouldn't say it was wet-your-pants hilarious. Is it American humor?

    2. Re:Makes sense to me by cubicledrone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it American humor?

      American television executive humor. About as funny as applying for a dog license.

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    3. Re:Makes sense to me by Bluesman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're not alone. I think these shows survive by attracting a ridiculously small minority of people who think they're funny.

      A *really* popular sitcom might get a few million people to watch it every night. Out of a population of 400 million, the actual ratio of people who enjoy that humor regularly is tiny.

      My guess is that's it's much easier and cheaper to produce crap and get 30% of an already small audience simply by being slightly less crappy than the competition, than it would be to produce something great and attract more people who would usually do something else.

      To get a really huge audience, you would need not only to win over the people who think TV sucks, but also the kind of people who watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" religiously. What kind of show would appeal to both sets of people? I certainly don't know.

      And as far as AFV goes, the first show ever was hysterical, and it was all downhill from there. Now you're really lucky if it's as funny as a "Cathy" cartoon.

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    4. Re:Makes sense to me by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      What about applying for a license for my pet Halibut?

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    5. Re:Makes sense to me by 3dr · · Score: 1
      About as funny as applying for a dog license.

      <lafftrack>ha ha ha ha cough ha ha ha ha</lafftrack>

    6. Re:Makes sense to me by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Just out of curiosity, do you laugh at "Everybody loves Raymond"? Does anybody?

      I laugh at Everybody Loves Eric Raymond, does that count?

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    7. Re:Makes sense to me by DrKyle · · Score: 1
      Just out of curiosity, do you laugh at "Everybody loves Raymond"? Does anybody?

      From what I could tell, with my wife and I being married young (19 & 20), and most of our friends up til a couple years ago being single. You have to be married for years to get the jokes, because only after being married for years do you get the reality of the jokes (because you've been there), even if the situations are a bit exaggerated.
    8. Re:Makes sense to me by dividedsky319 · · Score: 1
      You have to be married for years to get the jokes, because only after being married for years do you get the reality of the jokes (because you've been there)


      I agree. I never really found it funny when the show was first on the air... but watching reruns with my fiance, we suddenly find it funny. We've been together for over 7 years, and even though we're not married (yet... a month and a half to go), becuase we've been together so long we can see the humor in certain situations becuase we've experienced the same types of things.

      If you're single or never have been in a long term relationship, you wouldn't see the humor in the show.

      Now, I'm not saying it's the funniest show on tv, but it does make me laugh from time to time.
    9. Re:Makes sense to me by fuzzix · · Score: 1
      Just out of curiosity, do you laugh at "Everybody loves Raymond"? Does anybody?

      Apparently not...

      There are a lot of really shitty sitcoms out there. King of Queens anyone? Two and a Half Men? Oh man... Will and Grace?

      It's fine that all these shows have unispired contrivances and stolen jokes - we expect nothing else from TV - but all the lines are stolen from Who's The Boss?!

      I think every episode of these shows has exactly the same type of set up in it too... You know the line:

      $wacky_cousin_or_neighbour enters with chimpanzee/dog/cat/other mammal and hands it to $patriarch.

      $wacky_cousin_or_neighbour: I'll be back in a week. Feed him these kibbles and rye every night
      $patriarch: Fine, $wacky_cousin_or_neighbour. Have fun!

      $matriarch enters with $embittered_friend

      $matriarch: Not another dumb, sweaty, smelly, turd encrusted, hairy, hungry, drooling, cross-eyed beast to take care of
      $embittered_friend: Yeah, and a chimpanzee/dog/cat/other mammal too!
    10. Re:Makes sense to me by mgblst · · Score: 1

      All the while great shows like Arrested Development get canned. To original? To complicated? Involves paying attention - too bad, your outta here.

    11. Re:Makes sense to me by natural1 · · Score: 1

      AFHV = Schadenfreude TV (look it up if you don't understand...)

    12. Re:Makes sense to me by SydBarrett · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's the really great shows that have some guy explaining the jokes while you watch. Kinda like a laughtrack, but it lets people watching pretend they are like, really smart and stuff.

    13. Re:Makes sense to me by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      If you're single or never have been in a long term relationship, you wouldn't see the humor in the show.

      Well, that rules out most of us on /.

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  10. Family Values by Captain+Murdock · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a video on YouTube that has any aspect of "family values".

    1. Re:Family Values by kertong · · Score: 1

      "You think American's Funniest Videos is bad? Ever suck dick for coke?"
      "I seen him!"

  11. I'm missing something here... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sometimes, someone will send me a link to a video on YouTube that's pretty funny. From there, the "similar videos" function lets me find other humorous videos in the same vein (e.g. Stephen Colbert clips, MST3K clips, whatever).

    However, when I approach the site's front-end, the "most X" (where X is popular, viewed, voted on, or whatever) lineups are jammed full of webcam clips, in-jokes, and episodes of anime. It's a bizarre disconnect.

  12. Do they know by in2mind · · Score: 3, Insightful
    While it may not have encouraged child abuse, America's Funniest Home Videos did encourage child exploitation.

    I have wondered how many parents know that their teenage kids are dancing in front of the camera for youtube's global audience.

  13. Family values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sure, yea. Like "ask a ninja"?

  14. Old media tries to understand, fails. by superdude72 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    YouTube is nothing like America's Home Videos. What a stupid analogy.

    1. Re:Old media tries to understand, fails. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YouTube is nothing like America's Home Videos. What a stupid analogy.

      Well I'm convinced, professor. That's a real good argument ya got there.

    2. Re:Old media tries to understand, fails. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "YouTube is nothing like America's Home Videos. What a stupid analogy."

      Nothing's a strong word. People have a clip they think is funny. They submit it. An audience watches it. The same part of us that finds AFV interesting is the same part that wants us to sift through the YouTube vids and find something funny.

      You can find plenty of differences between AFV and YouTube, but to say they have nothing in common is absurd.

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    3. Re:Old media tries to understand, fails. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        The main thing they don't have in common is that youtube's content isn't decided upon by a small bunch of Hollywood television show producers. It's just there for the viewing. I'm not saying that makes most of it better, but it certainly is more diverse.

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    4. Re:Old media tries to understand, fails. by Lactoso · · Score: 1
      "YouTube is nothing like America's Home Videos."

      Allow me to prove your point quite nicely with: Rolling with Bob Saget

  15. Slate wrong.....it IS AFV by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    YouTube has vast amouns of AFV material. REAL AFV material. I just saw today footage of a mother surrounded by her quadruplets and the babies wer eall laughing thier fool heads off. That was from AFV. In fact, some people don't even bother to remove the ABC, Superstation or other bugs on the bottom of the video. Sure, there is some great original stuf out there, but there's a tone of copyrighted material out there. Bab Saget 2.0 is more like Bob Saget 1.0.

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    1. Re:Slate wrong.....it IS AFV by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Informative

      but there's a tone of copyrighted material out there

      All of the videos on America's Funniest Home Videos were copyrighted too. Like before they were submitted even. Amazing, huh?

      Yes copyright is one of the few things left that regular people can have without a board of directors approval.

      For now.

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    2. Re:Slate wrong.....it IS AFV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      All of the videos on America's Funniest Home Videos were copyrighted too. Like before they were submitted even. Amazing, huh?

      I can guarantee you they gave up every single right in their video when they submitted it to AFV.

    3. Re:Slate wrong.....it IS AFV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Slate wrong.....it IS AFV by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      I just saw today footage of a mother surrounded by her quadruplets and the babies wer eall laughing thier fool heads off.

      ..and the article links to, errr, exactly this video.

      That was from AFV.

      The point was that home-video voyeurism started off with America's Funniest Videos, and that YouTube is a "natural" successor to its crown.

    5. Re:Slate wrong.....it IS AFV by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      But it's not. This video is incredibly old and IS from AFV. It's not at all new. It was stupid then and it's stupid now. The first time you see it, it's mildly funny. The second time, not so funny. The third? Stupid. NOT saying it ain't family friendly but it sure as heck isn't new. This is probably why it's popular.....there's always new mouth breathing internet users who have to learn somehow. They learn by forwarding YouTube links and chain e-mails and e-mails warning me about gettign AIDS from a pin prick. YouTube just makes it easier for CRAP to be passed around.

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  16. So what? by Hoppelainen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can do the same comparison for just about everything, how the car has it's roots in the horsewagon, how the internet has it's root in just about any other media distribution etc...

    And while I'm at it, why say "YouTube and its knock-offs", YouTube wasn't exactly the first site where one can post homevideos. YouTube is a knock-off which just happens to be the biggest.

    1. Re:So what? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      You can do the same comparison for just about everything,

      The purpose of historical analyses such as the ones you mention is to demonstrate that, a) it isn't a recent phenomenon, and b) understand why we do certain things. That is, I think the real insight here is on analysing what home-videos "sell" (ie, become popular) and why, and not in merely saying that AFV was the first.

  17. BOB SAGET IS SATAN INCARNATE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    David Hasselhoff is a General Officer in his Army... Read more here

    1. Re:BOB SAGET IS SATAN INCARNATE! by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 1

      this is actually funny, so don't mod it down.........

      -ed

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  18. Re:GCD, LCM by Speare · · Score: 1

    The phrase "lowest common denominator" has been in use for a long time when referring to cultural (or anti-cultural) trends. It's not a mathematics term.

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  19. Bob Saget 2.0? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did they get around to implementing the "funny" feature in this version? Or was it pulled at the last minute again cos it still didn't work right?

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    1. Re:Bob Saget 2.0? by EReidJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've got to tell you, Bob Saget is one of the most respected comedians working today. He's adored by many of the greats, passed on (Rodney Dangerfield was famously one of Bob Saget's best friends) and Penn Gillette (who featured him in "The Aristocrats"). Yes, "America's Funniest Home Videos" and "Full House" were terrible examples of what he would do. But go see him in stand-up sometime; he is one of the vilest, funniest, grossest, hysterical comedians you will ever see on stage.

    2. Re:Bob Saget 2.0? by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      If you don't think Saget is funny, watch him on the Aristocrats. I've seen him live, and his bit in the movie is tame compared to that. Seriously, you'd think he has Tourette's.

      Actually, he has a bit about the various snuff movies he enjoyed that were sent in to America's Funniest. There's some seriously messed up stuff in there.

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    3. Re:Bob Saget 2.0? by MattHawk · · Score: 1

      They had to disable it for TV due to large quantities of NSFW content. See his standup comedy routine sometime - given the roles he played on TV, it is somewhat shocking how crude his material is.

  20. Re:GCD, LCM by richdun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, lowest common denominator is okay. For instance, when adding the fractions 1/6, 2/3, and 4/18, you could convert all the fractions to a denominator of 54, as in 9/54, 27/54, and 12/54. But the correct procedure is to convert them to a denominator of 18, as in 3/18, 9/18, and 4/18 (16/18, or 8/9). And the lowest common denominator is only 1 if the numbers are all integers. You can't express 1/6 as a fraction of integers with a denominator of 1.

    For more, see Wikipedia.

  21. Power of the ooze. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...and a kid clocking his dad in the nuts with a helmet. While these clips are all certainly lowbrow, they've also got something else in common: They're oozing with family values."

    That's not "family values" oozing. That's "future family" oozing.

  22. Meaning of 'Saget' in Farsi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently 'saget' means 'shit' in farsi. In my high school we had a large Iranian immigrant community and they would always laugh when they heard that name.

  23. Obligatory by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Funny
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  24. German TV shows clips from youtube and co by denominateur · · Score: 2, Informative

    As the german private TV sector struggles to save money wherever it can (having recently survived an almost complete crash) shows such as "clip charts" have sprung up, sampling the silliness that people put up on the likes of youtube.

  25. The connection is price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The reason AFV & Youtube can thrive is because although they deliver low quality material, they have even lower costs. They survive because they have a viable business model, not because of any deep inner meaning of their content, or because of any particular aspect of modern culture. TFA just doesn't get it.

  26. blasphemy! because: www.bobsagetisgod.com by pimpimpim · · Score: 2, Funny

    he is, just look at the proof

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  27. There's something potentially better about youtube by symbolic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not sure I agree that it can be traced "back to" a TV show like AFV. That's like saying that because Christianity decries murder and adultery, that any system of morals that incorporate these same values, has its Christian roots. What we're talking about here is universal appeal: they are elements within our social makeup that inspire a natural interest.

    However, the interesting thing about youtube is that with few exceptions, it is a relatively unfiltered medium. There is no marketing department behind the scenes deciding what it thinks you'll like. You pick the stuff you do find interesting, and ignore the stuff you don't. I would agree that it's a somewhat tedious process sometimes, but what's nice about the way that youtube is structured is that what started out as a dead end (something uninteresting), can sometimes lead you to something very worthwhile via the associated links that show up, or responses that people other members have posted.

    My only gripe really is that I wish people would observe a bare minimum of what makes a watchable video - shooting in near-complete darkness isn't one of them, nor is movement that makes it look like the one holding the camera is having a grand mal seizure.

  28. New slogan for YouTube by jb.hl.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    "YouTube: Everything Slashdotters hate about MySpace rendered as a low quality video"

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    1. Re:New slogan for YouTube by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1
      Most people who avoid myspace are either old farts who criticize anyone under 30, or nerds living with their parents


      Or people who recognize it as Geocities/Angelfire 2.0

      The concept is good. The execution is horrible. Myspace gives users far too much freedom to destroy their pages with animated backgrounds, unreadable color schemes, and 50 different videos all set to automatically start playing when the page is opened.
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    2. Re:New slogan for YouTube by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      The freedom is one of the reasons MySpace is popular. It allows people, as Geocities and Angelfire did (and still do) a great amount of freedom to express themselves. If they express themselves through clashing colours and shitty HTML, that's their business and nobody elses.

      I find it quite funny that people (not specifically talking about you) who talk about freedom in software consider freedom a bad thing when applied to normal people making web pages.

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    3. Re:New slogan for YouTube by eddy · · Score: 1

      They're free to do it, but the OP was suggesting we're wrong in not elevating it beyond a rating of "crap"

      That a site offers freedom to totally fuck up in the presentation department doesn't automatically make it great. I think that's the point here.

      Actually I'm not sure I agree there even is 'freedom'. All the pages (which are not many, I admit) I have seen look the same. Plack, pink or purple and crazy font sizes. Couple this with a complete void of interesting content, completely mindless user comments and page after page of 'myspace friends'. Ugh.

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    4. Re:New slogan for YouTube by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Thing is, the content that is there, the comments and the myspace friends mean something to the person that owns the page, which is the whole point of MySpace. And if you use CSS well I'd imagine it's possible to do some great things with a MySpace page. And while the ability to fuck up presentation doesn't necessarily make MySpace great, it's certainly a large factor in its success. Compare the popularity of the far more locked down Bebo.com to that of MySpace.

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    5. Re:New slogan for YouTube by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Myspace gives users far too much freedom"

      Do you seriously not understand the problem with this statement?

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  29. everything I learned about america by smoondog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everything I learned about America I learned from watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" and "Antiques Roadshow"

    Think about it.

    1. Re:everything I learned about america by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Everything I learned about America I learned from watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" and "Antiques Roadshow"
      > Think about it.

      I always wondered what motivated the terrorists to hate America so much... :-)

    2. Re:everything I learned about america by Frightening · · Score: 1

      Now that I think about it, that sucks. We don't all own trampolines or cannon fodder our dads in the balls. For a better understanding of American culture, please watch Americas Funniest Criminals.

    3. Re:everything I learned about america by Sagachi · · Score: 1
      Everything I learned about America I learned from watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" and "Antiques Roadshow"
      That explains a lot.
  30. Or as I used to called it... by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    America's Funniest Home Videos, hosted by America's stupidest comedian... :-P

    1. Re:Or as I used to called it... by Xserv · · Score: 2, Informative
      "America's Funniest Home Videos, hosted by America's stupidest comedian... :-P"

      You're kidding, right? Bob Saget's stuff is NOTHING like Full House or AFHV. He didn't even write the stuff on AFHV. That was the producers idiocracy trying to keep it a "family show". I've seen Saget live on a few occasions and he's funny. Go to YouTube and look up "Opie and Anthony"... There is some recent stuff with him in it. It's great!

      Xserv
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  31. Re:GCD, LCM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The lowest common denominator is always 1."

    Problem 1)
    Find the lowest common denominator between 1/2 and 1/3.

    Answer: 1

    Bzzzt. Please try again.

    Find the lowest common demoninator between 1/3 and 1/5.

    Answer: 1

    Bzzzt. Please try again.

    Find the lowest common denominator between 1/5 and 1/7.

    Answer: 1

    Bzzzt. Please go back to 4th Grade.

  32. Re:GCD, LCM by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative
    There is no such thing as the (finite) 'greatest common denominator.' Consider two fractions A/B and C/D. Trivially, BD is a common denominator; you can express the two fractions as AD/BD and CB/BD. If B and D have any common factors, then you can pull these out and make E, where E is the multiple of all prime factors of B and D[1]. E is then the lowest common denominator.

    Since E is a common denominator, any multiple of E is also a common denominator. Let N be a natural number. NE is also a common denominator. Assume that NE is the greatest common denominator. Thus one of the following must hold (since if they don't 2NE is a common divisor that is greater than NE):

    1. 2NE < NE.
    2. (2NE / NE) is not an integer.
    One trivially doesn't hold (from our axioms of multiplication on the natural numbers). The second can be reduced to 2/1 and then to 1 using our axioms regarding multiplication and 1 is (again, axiomatically) an integer. Since we have arrived at a contradiction, our initial assumption (that NE is the greatest common denominator for two arbitrary numbers) is invalidated. Since this holds for any N, no number can be a greatest common denominator.

    By the way, I think you were confusing denominators (the bottom halves of fractions) with divisors (i.e. factors). The lowest common (natural number) factor of any pair of integers is always 1. Of course, 0.1 is also a common divisor of any pair of integers (as, in fact, is any rational number[2]), and so the concept of a lowest common divisor only has meaning in the domain of the integers. The greatest common divisor can be calculated recursively using Euclid's algorithm. There is a connection between the greatest common divisor and the lowest common denominator. In our earlier example, the lowest common denominator, E, is BD divided by the greatest common divisor of B and D. Since E is also the product of the prime factors of B and D, this leads to an efficient test for primality (which is far beyond the scope of this post but is not too hard to derive if you're interested).


    [1] e.g. if B = 30 and D = 105, B = 3x5x7 and D = 3x5x7. E = 2x3x5x7. B/E = 7 and D/E=2. The final fractions would be 7A/2B = 7A/E and 2C/2D = 2C/E. You can then trivially add these two fractions together to get (7A+2C)/E.
    [2] The proof of this is left as an exercise for the reader.

    It's the middle of the night, so this post probably contains some typos. I think this proof works using Peano arithmetic, but I am too tired to check. It is only valid on the natural numbers; extending it to the integers it easy, but I am tired and lazy. And yes, I know I skipped a load of steps; this is meant as an illustration rather than a strict mathematical proof.

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  33. Funny Summary by Lazbien · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who was laughing at the summary, visualizing these things actually happen?

    I'm a sick, sick, boy.

  34. Ah--ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bob Saget 2.0, eh? Makes sense. I always thought he was a robot!

  35. Re:GCD, LCM by tbjw · · Score: 1

    You have confused "denominator" with "divisor" which is the D in GCD

    Ben

  36. Re:GCD, LCM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure did! Should have been more careful...

  37. Somethings missing here... by smcdow · · Score: 1
    a kid doing a cannonball onto his dad's groin, a baby running into a church pew, a dog peeing on a wedding dress, and a kid clocking his dad in the nuts with a helmet.

    Links?

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  38. VideoSift, VideoBomb, etc. by antdude · · Score: 1

    You can rate videos (not just funny ones) on Web sites like VideoSift, VideoBomb, etc.

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  39. Re:mod DoBwn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, telling people to mod your comments down is a pointless way to troll.

  40. Bob Saget 2.0 by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

    At least the bad (as in low quality) jokes that Saget told didn't carry over from America's Funniest Home Videos.

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  41. Video killed... by necro81 · · Score: 1

    If Video Killed the Radio Star...

    Then has Internet Killed the Video [TV] Star?

    Of course, radio and television haven't been killed off. What does one listen to in the car? Streaming audio from the internet? Some do, perhaps, but a lot just listen to a local radio station, or XM. When one gets home after a long day and wants to unwind, do they fire up the computer and surf youtube or other sites? An increasing number do, myself included sometimes, but probably not more than the number of folks who flop down on the couch and turn on the 50"-er across the room.

    1. Re:Video killed... by goates · · Score: 1

      "Then has Internet Killed the Video [TV] Star?"

      Why, yes, yes it did...

      http://www.poptix.net/funny/videostar.swf

  42. bobsaget-2.0.sh by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    #!/usr/bin/bob_sagot
    # Because rm is not sufficent enought to remove the items we want to remove,
    # this script will use BobSagetron, the Bob Saget robot to do our dirty work.

    destroy "Mary-Kate Olsen" --mame --no-mercy
    destroy "Ashley Olsen" --mame --no-mercy

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  43. Re:GCD, LCM by the+idoru · · Score: 0

    You can't express 1/6 as a fraction of integers with a denominator of 1.

    Of course you can: (1/6)/1. Nothing but integers.

  44. Suggestion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they could save some money by not dubbing everything?

  45. Re:GCD, LCM by richdun · · Score: 1

    ...a technicality, but yes. Of course, some would say that isn't a fraction of integers, but two fractions of integers, but whatever.

    At least you read the post. The mods somehow found it "+5 Funny" to talk fractions.

  46. Beyond You Tube: Go Fish by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    You tube does tap into the "AFHV" vein. Go fish is tapping into a much more interesting conceptual space, where they ar edeveloping online Reality TV. Right now they have a thing called America's Dream Date. People are sending in videos to contend for the prize of going to Paris for a week.

    Most of the videos suck. Most of them are

    "Hi! My name is Bennifer and I have a great sense of humor, and like to have fun."

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z

    But some are really amazing.

    One woman talks about how a guy stole her suitcase, but it had a dead dog in it...

    One guy is an elvis impersonator and a total nut.

    There's a woman who is either the greatest actress I've ever seen, or, she has the WORST sense of self worth ever witnessed outside of a suicide hotline.

    The range of other videos is much like YouTube, but this reality TV angle is really pretty interesting and innovative.

    check it out.

    GO FISH

    RS

    no - I don't work there or hav stock in it - I just think it's weird.

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  47. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sucked dick for cocaine. Did Youtube suck dick for marijuana? I didn't think so!

    1. Re:Huh? by trupoet · · Score: 0

      lol HalfBaked at its best

  48. History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought AFHV was a revamp of "Real People"...

  49. Bob when not on AFHV by ReaperEB-Moo · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if any of you have seen Bob at his best, but he is one hell of a stand up comedian, filthy, and definitly not "G" rated. He's been a guest on XM202 on the Opie and Anthony Show, part of the "Traveling Virus Show". If you get the chance, check him out, you'll not look at him the same way again.

  50. In the vein of the AFHV/YouTube/user created thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of "Bzzzt" those should all be hotlinks to

    http://lex-wrong.ytmnd.com/

    Thanks,

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  51. Nothing says 'Family Values' by mikejna · · Score: 1

    more than watching people get hit in the groin or giving themselves a concussion.

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