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Re:Holographic PDA Project.They conducted research amongst senior execs, and the most popular choice seemed to be Lara Croft, except with better detail. The PDA will contain environment sensors, so that when it's sunny/warm she'll wear appropriate clothing.
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" The Holographic PDA Project is aiming to develop and miniaturise the current bulky holographic display technology to such a level where you could have a holographic assistant who would take notes and along with voice recognition technology would respond to your commands.There will be a choice of male or female assistants who will be able to appear with shorthard notepad to take notes and/or display graphics etc. The interface has been carefully designed to be as close as possible to working with a real flesh and blood P.A.
Allied with WAP technology, this is likely to be bought up by one of the major wireless operators. The Project is currently filing patents to protect its IP."
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Re:Holographic PDA Project.They conducted research amongst senior execs, and the most popular choice seemed to be Lara Croft, except with better detail. The PDA will contain environment sensors, so that when it's sunny/warm she'll wear appropriate clothing.
The text of the original message is reproduced here for those who missed it because of moderation. If you think it's funny, please reply and show your support, so that the sad loser who marked it as a troll (which admittedly it is) rather than funny can hang his gimpish head in shame.
Original article:
" The Holographic PDA Project is aiming to develop and miniaturise the current bulky holographic display technology to such a level where you could have a holographic assistant who would take notes and along with voice recognition technology would respond to your commands.There will be a choice of male or female assistants who will be able to appear with shorthard notepad to take notes and/or display graphics etc. The interface has been carefully designed to be as close as possible to working with a real flesh and blood P.A.
Allied with WAP technology, this is likely to be bought up by one of the major wireless operators. The Project is currently filing patents to protect its IP."
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Trademarking Pop StarsWe tried trademarking Spicegirls.net but because of prior use of the word "Spicegirls" by the Spice Girls, our application was turned down.
We're considering trademarking top.net, psaux.net and ls-F.org, but we're now not confident of our chances!
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Trademarking Pop StarsWe tried trademarking Spicegirls.net but because of prior use of the word "Spicegirls" by the Spice Girls, our application was turned down.
We're considering trademarking top.net, psaux.net and ls-F.org, but we're now not confident of our chances!
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Trademarking Pop StarsWe tried trademarking Spicegirls.net but because of prior use of the word "Spicegirls" by the Spice Girls, our application was turned down.
We're considering trademarking top.net, psaux.net and ls-F.org, but we're now not confident of our chances!
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Trademarking Pop StarsWe tried trademarking Spicegirls.net but because of prior use of the word "Spicegirls" by the Spice Girls, our application was turned down.
We're considering trademarking top.net, psaux.net and ls-F.org, but we're now not confident of our chances!
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Spiced GuinnessSeems this stuff is for serious drinkers only....
"Fresh from their Pepsi promotion, and in direct competition with the Simpsons alcopops (okay, there's no alcohol but you can feel the e-numbers, man), the Spice Girls have are endorsing Spiced Guiness, which they say just goes to show that girls these days have the power to drink anything."
It comes as no surprise that Guinness Brewery want the nicey nicey Spice Girls to endorse their drink:
- In the UK it was first marketed as an eccentrics drink with their "Friends of the Guinnless" ad campaign.
- Then they had some wonderful special effects ad campaign with the whole world being encapsulated in a drop of Guinness.
- They had the fertile soil campaign, which subtly suggested that Guinness makes you more potent.
- Then they had the "thinking man's drink" with some interesting black and white pictures, and most recently the "Good things come to those who wait" which is variously some chiselled looking surfers, or an old Italian bloke who can still swim out to see and back in the time it takes for his Guinness to settle.
- Finally it has come to Spiced Guinness, to appeal to the ladies, who they have so far failed to appeal to with their mostly male-oriented campaigns. Up until now, you would get the occasional girl drinking "Guinness and black[currant]" (the blackcurrant to take away the sour stout taste), or perhaps the odd pregnant woman who has been told by her doctor that the extra iron will do her and the baby good.
Now, however, this new drink looks set to appeal to a whole new segment of the market and heralds a paradigm shift into a new era of sexual equality in Guinness drinking.
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Spiced GuinnessSeems this stuff is for serious drinkers only....
"Fresh from their Pepsi promotion, and in direct competition with the Simpsons alcopops (okay, there's no alcohol but you can feel the e-numbers, man), the Spice Girls have are endorsing Spiced Guiness, which they say just goes to show that girls these days have the power to drink anything."
It comes as no surprise that Guinness Brewery want the nicey nicey Spice Girls to endorse their drink:
- In the UK it was first marketed as an eccentrics drink with their "Friends of the Guinnless" ad campaign.
- Then they had some wonderful special effects ad campaign with the whole world being encapsulated in a drop of Guinness.
- They had the fertile soil campaign, which subtly suggested that Guinness makes you more potent.
- Then they had the "thinking man's drink" with some interesting black and white pictures, and most recently the "Good things come to those who wait" which is variously some chiselled looking surfers, or an old Italian bloke who can still swim out to see and back in the time it takes for his Guinness to settle.
- Finally it has come to Spiced Guinness, to appeal to the ladies, who they have so far failed to appeal to with their mostly male-oriented campaigns. Up until now, you would get the occasional girl drinking "Guinness and black[currant]" (the blackcurrant to take away the sour stout taste), or perhaps the odd pregnant woman who has been told by her doctor that the extra iron will do her and the baby good.
Now, however, this new drink looks set to appeal to a whole new segment of the market and heralds a paradigm shift into a new era of sexual equality in Guinness drinking.
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Full Exposure - Spice Girls Topless (Troll)Check out the topless picture of all the Spice Girls. It's somewhere on here. You have to follow the link towards the bottom that says "Read SpiceBitch's dirty email", and after reading her e-mail you get a bonus picture of them naked!
It's like Freeware, except in this case it's Freewank. Or like Open Source, except Open Vagina. You know what it's about.
On a completely different slant (well, almost), there's a great site here that's all about guided tours in Bangkok, Thailand for gentlemen who want to meet nice Thai ladies. What do you think of it?
BTW, I applaud Slashdot's recent article condemning censorship of porn on the net. Right on, guys!
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Full Exposure - Spice Girls Topless (Troll)Check out the topless picture of all the Spice Girls. It's somewhere on here. You have to follow the link towards the bottom that says "Read SpiceBitch's dirty email", and after reading her e-mail you get a bonus picture of them naked!
It's like Freeware, except in this case it's Freewank. Or like Open Source, except Open Vagina. You know what it's about.
On a completely different slant (well, almost), there's a great site here that's all about guided tours in Bangkok, Thailand for gentlemen who want to meet nice Thai ladies. What do you think of it?
BTW, I applaud Slashdot's recent article condemning censorship of porn on the net. Right on, guys!
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"Dildo" exists
A town called Dildo exists in Newfoundland, Canada. Check out their website here.
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Hasn't Jizz++ code been released as open vagina?I'm sure the source code for Jizz++ was released here. I think it's like on of those MP3 sites where you have to download some porn first before you can get the file you want. That's what's called "Open Vagina" - free software that requires looking at flap shots before you download.
Anyway, Jizz++ only requires you to find the topless Spice Girls picture. Hint - you have to follow the link to "Read Spice Bitch's dirty emails" and follow the links to the end. It's worth it when you get there!
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Re:Such a Great New HopeThis isn't a Linux community - it's a nerd community. "News for nerds. Stuff that matters". Don't you read anything?
Anyway, if you want to see a topless photo of the Spice Girls, click here and follow the "Read Spice Bitch's dirty email" link. It's buried at the end somewhere.
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Click on the links, biyatchOf course there aren't any pics on that page - you have to click on the links. We have to have a warning page so minors can go off and cruise the disney site for pictures of naked Minnie mouse instead, y'know?
Anyway, I'll let you into a secret - to get to the topless Spice Girls pic, you have to go via the "read Spice Bitch's emails" link.
Nuff sed.
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What about the GameGirl?Yeah, I wouldn't mind having one of these. Check out the GameGirlsite here.
This GameBoy/SongBoy duo sounds a bit queer (that's homosexual for you Yankees). I guess everyone will be playing their favourite Back Passage Boys tracks on it!
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What about the GameGirl?Yeah, I wouldn't mind having one of these. Check out the GameGirlsite here.
This GameBoy/SongBoy duo sounds a bit queer (that's homosexual for you Yankees). I guess everyone will be playing their favourite Back Passage Boys tracks on it!
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SorryThe title should have read "Look, Bitch, I said it was a troll (Flamebait)"
I missed off the comma after "Look" and didn't want anyone to think I am a moronic turd-brain faggot like you.
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Re:Tool is the key word here.Right on, brother!
In the words of the Revd. James Brown:
"[Sheeeit, biyatch!] Get up, get owwwwn up [and get me another cold beer while I finish watching this porno]. Yeah! Uh!"
So even God is on your side there (in a manner of speaking).
So am I, but what's my opinion compared to a Man of God's?
Anyway, I'm off to the Topless Spice Girls Page. I know it's somewhere here.
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Re:Tool is the key word here.Right on, brother!
In the words of the Revd. James Brown:
"[Sheeeit, biyatch!] Get up, get owwwwn up [and get me another cold beer while I finish watching this porno]. Yeah! Uh!"
So even God is on your side there (in a manner of speaking).
So am I, but what's my opinion compared to a Man of God's?
Anyway, I'm off to the Topless Spice Girls Page. I know it's somewhere here.
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Where can I rent it?
Sheeeit! That sounds intense!!! . Where can I rent it from?
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Where can I rent it?
Sheeeit! That sounds intense!!! . Where can I rent it from?
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Does that mean we'll have to do them again?Our distributed.netgirlz team was doing really well until they lost all our keys. Does this mean we'll have to get a man in to replace the locks?
:-)See our progress on this page here.
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Re:My dash.com domain got cancelled!!!Yeah? Well, check this out, dude:
My Spice Girls Dash Dot Com site at spicegirls-.com domain got cancelled. It was all about how the Spice Girls have to dash everywhere and are always in a hurry. You can check out the site at the link above.
Cheers, Spiceman
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Re:Money Dance as good as Quicken
Who said Linux was missing Quicken? Over here Intuit announced they were about to release a free beta version.
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What Linux is REALLY missing (Troll)I think what Linux is really missing is a load of naked women on the box. You know... "New Improved Red Hat Linux with Naked Women ®
The other think that's missing, or rather needs improving is xroach. I think instead of cockroaches, they should be Natalie Portmans, and instead of squishing them you should petrify them!
So, who's got the skills to program such a beast? Just think, your name could be up there on Freshmeat!!!
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What Linux is REALLY missing (Troll)I think what Linux is really missing is a load of naked women on the box. You know... "New Improved Red Hat Linux with Naked Women ®
The other think that's missing, or rather needs improving is xroach. I think instead of cockroaches, they should be Natalie Portmans, and instead of squishing them you should petrify them!
So, who's got the skills to program such a beast? Just think, your name could be up there on Freshmeat!!!
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What Linux is REALLY missing (Troll)I think what Linux is really missing is a load of naked women on the box. You know... "New Improved Red Hat Linux with Naked Women ®
The other think that's missing, or rather needs improving is xroach. I think instead of cockroaches, they should be Natalie Portmans, and instead of squishing them you should petrify them!
So, who's got the skills to program such a beast? Just think, your name could be up there on Freshmeat!!!
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Can't you read, you biyatch?!!!Can't you read, BITCH?! - the subject said "(Offtopic)". For crying out loud, some of these Americans just can't Read The Instructions.
I ask you!!!
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Re:CUTE!!Yeah, shut down by the FBI for daring to diverge from the NORM.
BITCHES!
Or should that be Bizayiyatches!!!!!
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Re:Spice Bitch's Dirty EmailsHave you read some of Spice Bitch's dirty emails? You can even send in your dirty Spice Girls fantasies to her. The sicker the better!
Admittedly, some of the earlier ones were crap, but they get better as you go on.
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Re:OuChIf you read the original comment properly, you'll see that he said you must feel pretty "retarde", missing off the "d" at the end.
I wasn't insulting the Spanish, I just thought that the guy might have invented a new Spanish word, that's all.
I guess you must feel pretty retarded now, you spic gobbler!
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Spice Girls Q3A LevelThat's right, you read it first on Slashdot! You can download the level at Scary Extreme. In it you'll find Scary, Sporty, Baby, Posh and Ginger (although she's strictly no longer a Spice Girl), giving you topless twin rocket launcher Quake action!
Also, there are secret areas with Chris Evans and David Beckham naked and petrified.
If you can, try to find the petrification ray and the megajiz cannon!
Spice Man
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Docking with a Robot Spice Girl
Ever wondered what it would be like to dock with a Robot Spice Girl? Well, click on the link and find out how you can make your dreams a reality. Although they come in at a hefty price tag of $69,000, I'm sure you'll think it would be worth every penny to have one or even two around the house. Just think of the possibilities!
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Re:Should anyone listen to Anderson Consulting ?I met one of Andersen Consulting's consultants on a plane to Greece, and boy was she hot! If she had said "Go down on me, big boy" I sure would have listened!
For the full story, check out Sex at 20,000 feet
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Spice Girls Quake LevelHave you played the Spice Girls Quake Plug-in?
You can battle Posh, Sporty, Ginger (okay, she's no longer a Spice Girl), Scary and Baby. Also, David Beckham and Chris Evans are bosses with rocket launchers and chainguns!Read about all this and more at the Saucy Spice Girls Page
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Funniest Timeline Yet!Heheheh!
This has got to be the funniest timeline yet! Remember when Posh and Becks got married? What about Sporty's duet with Eddy Van Halen, "Baby When You're Gone"?
Or how they split with Geri? And now Ginger Spice and that Ginger Geezer, Chris Evans? Imagine what the kids'll look like!!!
You can find out about all this and more at The Spice Girls Timeline
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RedShat merges with Slashdot - News for TurdsHUhhuhhhuhhh - damn it Buttmunch! I need to take a slash. (Slash dot, for you americans)
Yeh! huh, huh! Beavis... I'm gonna kick your ass.
This sucks - I'm going to the Naked Spicegirls Page. That's cool.
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What's wrong with the PMRC?Yeah! I don't want to have to choose what music I listen too. I want someone else to make the decision for me.
Anyway, when Tipper Gore's in the White House, I'll install a hidden camera in her bedroom and watch her undressing on the internet. Anyone else will have to subscribe to my celebrity hidden camera website. The Secret Service are my friends.
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Hawking vs. Weinberg vs. Jam Master JSo, if Steven Hawking gives Unification a 50/50 chance in the next 20 years, you can see where Weinberg got the year 2050.
Luckily Hawking didn't say it would be a 50/50 chance in the next 21 years, or we'd have to wait until 2150, according to Weinberg.
Jam Master J