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Why Bubbles in Guinness Fall

ts4z writes "Reuters reports: 'Australian scientists say they have answered a question that has plagued and entertained drinkers for generations -- why do the bubbles in a glass of Guinness appear to be falling to the bottom?' I found the full story on Yahoo. Explains my endless facination with the stuff. " Hah! Beer and science working together. It's beautiful.

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  1. fascination with bubbles by mystryda · · Score: 1
    i'm not sure was this was so incredibly difficult to figure out. i mean, check out your local lava lamp sometime. it does the exact same thing.

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    1. Re:fascination with bubbles by gengee · · Score: 1

      Not entirely. The 'lava' in your lamp falls back as it cools:)

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    2. Re:fascination with bubbles by friedo · · Score: 1

      Not really - lava lamps work by convection. The bulb at the bottom heats up the goo, which rises, away from the source of heat. When it cools off, it goes back down. The liquid in which the goo is suspended is designed so that it is just slightly less dense than cool goo and more dense that hot goo.

    3. Re:fascination with bubbles by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's not the same thing at all.
      The 'lava' in your lava lamp rises because it is heated by the lamp, and falls because it has cooled.

      The bubbles in guiness fall because Guiness is actually of alien origin, from a planet where the laws of physics are not exactly the same. The bubbles fall because they contain a denser-than-beer gas, give the scientific designation DTB01. The beer simply acts as a stabilizing agent.

      DTB01 has been shown to have other uses, especially as a method of powering interstellar and time-shifting spacecraft.
      Of course, these craft tend to use lava lamps as well, mainly to appease the crew, as they have nothing better to do, especially after drinking the leftover stabilizing agent.

      On another note, anyone remember how SGi has their patented method of doing random number generation, using a lava lamp and a digital camera? I believe it was for some e-commerce server they were selling at one time.



    4. Re:fascination with bubbles by astrophysics · · Score: 2

      Actually, this is convection, too.

      In the lava lamp the convection is driven by a temperature gradient. Since the two fluids have a different thermal expansivity, which fluid's density is greater changes as a function of temperature.


      In this case, the bubbles have the same density and bouyancy, but different sized bubbles have different ratios of drag force to inertia. Therefore for some bubbles drag carries them along with the bulk motion of the fluid, while for others the bouyancy causes them to rise regardless.

    5. Re:fascination with bubbles by Elyas · · Score: 1

      A random number generator based off of a pint of guiness and a random number generator would take a lot of the tedium out of a sys admin job. Part of your responsibilities would be to make sure the generator stayed fresh, and disposing efficiently of the previous number generating pint

    6. Re:fascination with bubbles by mystryda · · Score: 1
      alright, to all of you who replied to my original posts concerning the convection nature of lava lamps:

      the lava drops not because it is colder--that is only an indirect cause. the real reason is that it's relatively less dense when compared the the surrounding lava and fluid.

      same with the beer, people. the air carries it up. (there are issues of momentum, resistance, etc. which i won't discuss here). if the bubble (combination of gases and liquids which for now we'll consider as a unit) finds that it's density is greater than the surrounding, it will proceed downwards, but if it is lesser, then it will stay at the top. the critical size in this case is cited.

      but please, people, convection is just one way of changing the density. the fundamental problem can easily be seen in your lava lamp.

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    7. Re:fascination with bubbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yeah, at five-minute intervals :)

    8. Re:fascination with bubbles by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Methinks you misseth the point. The downward-travelling bubbles in Guinness are less dense than the surrounding liquid, but are still travelling downwards. The reason they travel downward is that the beer surrounding the bubble is travelling downward and is dragging the bubble with it.

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    9. Re:fascination with bubbles by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 1
      On another note, anyone remember how SGi has their patented method of doing random number generation, using a lava lamp and a digital camera? I believe it was for some e-commerce server they were selling at one time.


      Are you serious?

      Take care,

      Steve
    10. Re:fascination with bubbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actualy lavalamps work by heating up the lava -- the lava rises, then cools off and falls again. but with guinness its not that hard to figure out, but australians are stupid as everyone knows. the foam head acts like a lid, a place of resistance. the big bubbles rise creating a current and the small bubbles go down because they cant go against the flow.

    11. Re:fascination with bubbles by BJH · · Score: 2


      I believe he is. I remember something about this - digitizing pictures of a lava lamp and using them as seed values for random number generation. Apparently, lava lamps are really, really random.

    12. Re:fascination with bubbles by BJH · · Score: 2


      Ah - found the link. Try looking here.

    13. Re:fascination with bubbles by cadelor · · Score: 1

      Of course Bubbles are facinating in Guinness!

      When the pint is pulled propperly you fill all but the top inch and a half of the pint glass and then leave it sitting on the bar for a minute or two.

      This gives you plenty of time to stare into the depths of the pint and observer the bubles rising and the blak stuff sinking and nice horizontal wavy patterns appear throughout the glass.
      And just as you think you have managed to see a 3D picture appearing of a lamppost, the barman picks it up and fills it and asks you for £2!

      Course if you just pour it without waiting you miss this whole expierience!

      Ah well its nearly lunchtime... I think Ill grab a few physicists out of the next building and carry out some experiments on this theory...

      Al

      note: any images seen depends greatly on the amount of guinness previously consumed.

    14. Re:fascination with bubbles by Superjoe · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the only reason this was discovered was that these scientists were pondering the mystery while drinking the beer.

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    15. Re:fascination with bubbles by Superjoe · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the only reason this was discovered was that these scientists were not pondering the mystery while drinking the beer.

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    16. Re:fascination with bubbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interesting experiment along these lines is to drop a few raisins in a glass of soda water. The bubbles attach to the raisins and they float to the top. At the top, the bubbles pop, the raisins fall and it cycles all over again. Good for meditation.

    17. Re:fascination with bubbles by Tom+Peer · · Score: 1
  2. what is there to talk about here? by cybrthng · · Score: 1

    hehe.. yup.. so guiness is good beer, and the bubbles fall, and someone found out why. so err uhm. Not much to discuss, just pass a pint :)

    1. Re:what is there to talk about here? by Listerine · · Score: 1

      Guiness is good jedi knight.

  3. I've been inspired! by JayPee · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go purchase some right now. Thankfully, on/off liquor stores don't have to close until midnight in Wisconsin. Let's hear it for the union of beer and science!

    1. Re:I've been inspired! by Omicron · · Score: 1

      For all the crap that we get about cows and cheese, it all comes down to that, doesn't it? Up to the wee hours writing some obscure piece of code that you won't understand in the morning but seems to do everything but bring world peace at the time you're writing it. You get thirsty and see that it's late at night...but wait! The gas station just a few blocks out of town still has its nuclear powered mini-sun lights glaring, and the beer cooler is still open. God, I love this state somedays.

  4. X-ScreenSaver candidate by Onetus · · Score: 4

    Personally, I think this is the ideal candidate for a screen saver - since none of the Guiness or other beers have Linux versions of their screensavers. I could sit and watch the bubbles fall for hours..

    Perhaps their could be options to alter the consistency of the beer, from Guiness to Beamish to Ales... and so on.. with different bubble patterns.

    Truly this would be a great feat.

    1. Re:X-ScreenSaver candidate by jesser · · Score: 2
      Personally, I think this is the ideal candidate for a screen saver - since none of the Guiness or other beers have Linux versions of their screensavers. I could sit and watch the bubbles fall for hours..

      How is this software distributed? You have two options...

      If you make it Free, then you have created free beer, which RMS wouldn't like.

      If you make it non-Free, your software gets marked down as flamebait.

      Therefore, the screensaver cannot be successfully written and distributed.

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    2. Re:X-ScreenSaver candidate by AME · · Score: 1
      I'd rather have a screen saver of that guy dancing around the glass of Guinness that I kept seeing before the films in British cinemas.

      I lived in the UK for a couple of years in the mid-90's and I'm still laughing. Can anyone there tell me if they are still showing that commercial before the movies?

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    3. Re:X-ScreenSaver candidate by evil_deceiver · · Score: 1
    4. Re:X-ScreenSaver candidate by nlvp · · Score: 1

      It's been discontinued for a while now. And it was the subject of a lawsuit not too long ago because someone claimed that the dance was copyrighted or something. They're showing the one with the horses in the waves at the beach and the surfers now.

  5. The Law of Beer by Yoru-Hikage · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this comply directly with the First Law of Beer?
    What froths up must go down, smoothly.

    -- Yoru

    1. Re:The Law of Beer by smileyy · · Score: 1

      I thought the First Law of Beer was:

      Beer you have is good beer.

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  6. Why? by 1DeepThought · · Score: 3
    So this is where my Australian tax dollar is going. Warms the heart doesn't it? Sort of funny I guess but hardly real science. Is there a practical use for this study? I can't think of one. Anyone got an idea?

    "Patience is a virtue, afforded those with nothing better to do" - I can't remember

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    1. Re:Why? by jsewell · · Score: 1

      It's advertising for the Fluent Fluid Dynamics software. If you read the yahoo article, it reads like a thinly veiled press release for the product.

      Good for a chuckle at bedtime anyhow...

    2. Re:Why? by pb · · Score: 2

      No, they only want you to think that. It's not even an ad for Guinness, or their book of records! Nay, 'tis much subtler and more sinister.

      It's an ad for TRANSPARENT GLASSWARE, put here by THE CHINESE MAFIA, to reduce American productivity, reducing us to ZOMBIES staring at beer bubbles FOREVER while they invade and seize our BEER PRODUCTION!

      The Evidence:

      The beer flows down instead of up. Therefore, it's on the other side of the planet. The Land Down Under, in fact. The mind-numbing effects of beer bubbles have already been demonstrated by the testimonials found here. And even though everyone knows that Australia was populated with criminals, my sources tell me that the Chinese Mafia are launching this as a counteroffensive, so that no one ever succeeds in that land war in Asia (by mesmerising the enemy troops with the beer bubbles, of course).

      So I should clearly not choose the beer in front of me...
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    3. Re:Why? by cheese63 · · Score: 1

      damn, that clears that up. and all this time i thought it was just an article by yahoo to distract our attention while it flashes subliminal messages in the background. These subliminal messages most likely have statements like "kill kill kill", and "zip your pants back up", leading me to believe that my post is pretty fucking stupid to begin with and should be moderated down pretty low.

    4. Re:Why? by keefe · · Score: 1

      there's also a ny times article on it. apparently, the Fluent software can be used in the "aerospace, chemical, electronics and automotive" industries as well. that and to predict the ever important turbulence inside beer/wine fermenters...

    5. Re:Why? by Malc · · Score: 4

      Why does there have to be a practical use to research. In my mind, pure research (research for research's sake) is a good thing. It might seem irrelevant to some, it might not go anywhere. But then again it might lead to a completely unrelated spin-off that benefits society. You never know until you do it.

    6. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      So this is where my Australian tax dollar is going. Warms the heart doesn't it? Sort of funny I guess but hardly real science. Is there a practical use for this study? I can't think of one. Anyone got an idea?

      Hey, the dynamics of beer is serious stuff to those who manufacture it. This is a multi-billion dollar industry.

      Besides, beer has long been a subject of fascination for scientists as an arena for "recreational research." While an undergrad physics major, I recall reading articles about the physics of beer in Physics Today and The Journal of Undergraduate Research in Physics. Without beer, do you think that Plank, Schroedinger, Heisenberg, et al would have actually been able to come up with the abstract notions described by quantum mechanics?

      "Quantum Mechanics: The Dreams of Which Stuff is Made..."
    7. Re:Why? by Spyky · · Score: 1

      why thats is completely and utterly INCONCIEVABLE!

      :-)

      Spyky

  7. Gravity is a wonderful thing ! by GreggBert · · Score: 2

    It's amazing really. In my own very unscientific studies, both bubbles and all the rest of Guinness seem to fall directly to the bottom of my stomach and just as mysteriously, suddenly rise straight to my brain !

    I must perform more thorough research into this however before submitting my paper to the journals...

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    1. Re:Gravity is a wonderful thing ! by Listerine · · Score: 1

      I suggest you also take anatomy. The beer would have to travel through your bowels to get into your brain, since the stomach does not touch any of the lobes or the stem.

  8. *Gulp Gulp* "ahhhhhhhh" by Night+Stalker · · Score: 1

    You know, I'm glad that I stayed up long enough to read that post. It gave me a good reason to take the short walk to the fridge and open myself some Guiness, which unlike some people in earlier posts, I keep a small stock on hand, in case of Y2K disasters and such.

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    1. Re:*Gulp Gulp* "ahhhhhhhh" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awwe yeah! You're the only one with your head fully screwed on tight. I was just thinking the same thing. How could one let his supply diminish, for that would be a sin?

  9. Australians put the bubbles into beer by sysop · · Score: 1

    Yes, Australians put the bubbles in there in the first place, so it stands to reason that they should understand them best.

    If you don't believe it, check out the movie Young Einstein

    1. Re:Australians put the bubbles into beer by toriver · · Score: 1
      Yes, Australians

      Tasmanians. The distinction is apparently important to people living on Tasmania.

      And Yahoo Serious makes some cool movies, though I haven't seen Mr. Accident yet.

  10. What makes Guinness special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What the report fails to explain is why Guinness is unique in having those mystical falling bubbles. Every loser worth his Stein knows that Guinnes is pressurized with nitrogen instead of carbon dioxide (hence the texture) -- is the nitrogen gas causing different bubble morphologies (ooo...) which subsequently behave differently in fluid flow? Or is it just that we don't notice the effect in lighter beers? Overall, I'm one unimpressed AC.

    1. Re:What makes Guinness special? by Skinwalker · · Score: 2

      Guinness mixes "soured" beer in with its import draught at about 3% v/v. Souring is accomplished by inoculating a beer wort with lactobacillus bacteria, or, for those of us who don't have access to a microbiology lab AND who live in an area with a high airborne concentration of lactob's (such as Dublin), letting the wort sit open for a few days. Incidentally, this is why it is a bitch and a half for a homebrewer to "copy" Guinness. Thus, a possible reason for the unique behavior of Guinness bubbles is the different solvation environment accorded by the lactic acid produced by the bacteria. However, as any chemist worth his bathtub knows, carbon dioxide reacts with water to form carbonic acid (especially under pressure!), although the equlibrium for the reaction lies strongly with CO2. Who knows... the only other beer that I know of that contains lactic acid (other than my local zymurgist's frequently foul-tasting disasters) is Belgian lambic. It may be interesting to compare the bubble dynamics of Guinness with lambic, though prohibitively expensive if you live in America... decent lambic goes for $7-$12 a 12 oz. bottle, if you're lucky enough to find it stateside.

    2. Re:What makes Guinness special? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't unique to Guiness, the nitrogen widget
      and bubble effect can be seen in Kilkenny
      (same brewer). A lighter boot, but tasty as.

    3. Re:What makes Guinness special? by Malc · · Score: 2

      "Guinness is unique in having those mystical falling bubbles"

      I wouldn't say that it's unique. Lots of other Irish stouts and ales have the same effect. Lots of English bitters (ales) do it too: try pouring a can of Boddingtons.

      "Every loser worth his Stein knows that Guinnes is pressurized with nitrogen instead of carbon dioxide"

      Hmmm, are all of those others stouts and ales that I've seen doing it pressurised with N2 when on tap? ie. is it unique to just N2 powered drinks?

    4. Re:What makes Guinness special? by Delta-9 · · Score: 2

      "Hmmm, are all of those others stouts and ales that I've seen doing it pressurised with N2 when on tap? ie. is it unique to just N2 powered drinks?

      I have only seen Guinness and Boddington's on N2 taps here in the states. I believe I saw others when I was in London, but I forget which ones. Possibky one of the Fuller's, but that would only be a guess.

      -d9

    5. Re:What makes Guinness special? by Delta-9 · · Score: 1

      ". It may be interesting to compare the bubble dynamics of Guinness with lambic, though prohibitively expensive if you live in America... decent lambic goes for $7-$12 a 12 oz. bottle, if you're lucky enough to find it stateside."

      MMmmm Belgian Lambic. I could not get enough when I was in Belgium, and to my suprise, was able to find Lindeman's (on tap) at various places when I was in San Francisco. Look for it next time you visit.

      As for PA, if I decide to entertain my taste buds, I pick up a bottle for $9 at a bar.

      -d9

    6. Re:What makes Guinness special? by itachi · · Score: 1

      Not being a chemist, I'm not sure if this makes a difference, but I know that any real milk stout (aka cream stout, except for the crap that Sam Adams tries to pass off as cream stout) has lactose added during fermentation. At least a portion of the lactose remains unfermented. As for the price of lambic, you just need to find the right place - here in Philly you can find quite a few belgian beers for less than $7 (or a lot more). In fact, anyone in the Philly area who appreciates beer really needs to try out both Monk's and Ludwig's Garten - one german, one belgian, both with really stupendous beer menus.


      itachi

  11. Iced Tea mixed in a blender does it too. by Chip+Stillmore · · Score: 2

    I just found out the other day. I wanted Iced Tea (Nestea Lemon Iced Tea Mix), and I wanted to stir it fast, so I used a blender.

    Oddest thing, those bubbles falling like that. They were falling just like the Guinness bubbles.

  12. Beowolf Cluster by miniwookie · · Score: 1

    Somehow this whole thing is going to end up with a long thread about beowolf clusters.

    1. Re:Beowolf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure.. Any brainstorming at a bar goes better if you have other people to talk with. It's multiprocessing in meatspace.

      Posting as AC while I'm off-topic. Can my karma go down if someone moderates this negatively?

    2. Re:Beowolf Cluster by pb · · Score: 1

      Sure. It'd take a pretty big beowulf cluster to truly model the fluid dynamics accurately, even in a little pint of Guinness.

      However, the Guinness models it perfectly... amazing! Beer-based computing time!

      Seriously though, folks, there have been articles about using DNA for specialized problem-solving that would ordinarily take supercomputers a long time, and it involves basically sloshing the stuff around in a solution, and then looking through it later for the result. Neat stuff, that. So you're closer to the truth than you think.
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    3. Re:Beowolf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Posting as AC while I'm off-topic. Can my karma go down if someone moderates this negatively?


      nope, and neither can mine :)

    4. Re:Beowolf Cluster by jeremy+f · · Score: 1

      I dunno about Beowulf clusters, but I'm wondering which direction the bubbles would go if a pint was poured into a Klein bottle.

    5. Re:Beowolf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can Guinness be used in a recipe for HOT GRITS?

      I want to OPEN SOURCE GUINNESS and NATALIE PORTMAN!!! I want to cluster DREW BARRYMORE with naked GUINNESS and OPEN SOURCE HOT GRITS down my pants!!!

      yeeesh...but it was fun, wasn't it?

  13. My Goodness! My Guiness! by redled · · Score: 1
    Now all we need to do is scientifically prove that Guinness is, in fact, good for you, in order to have reason to drink it more often. From the infamous ad campaign of the twenties and thirties: "the seven pints represent the seven beneficial resons for drinking Guinness: 'strenth, nerves, digestion, exhaustion, sleeplessness, its tonic effects, and for the blood.'" So I guess it has been proven -but does that mean that seven pints (a day) are required for optimal effects? I suppose there's only one way to find out, isn't there. I hereby volunteer myself as a test subject.

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    1. Re:My Goodness! My Guiness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is said that 42 pints of guiness will fulfill all your daily nutrition requirements. No one has yet successfully tested this theory though...

    2. Re:My Goodness! My Guiness! by in8 · · Score: 1
      Ah, but we don't need any more test subjects for the non-control group %^)

      (oddly, the problem seems to be getting subjects for the control group.)

  14. you're all illegal! by Colbey · · Score: 2
    I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I am under 21, and therefore know nothing about this Guiness of which all of you, who I assume are 21 or over if in America, speak.

    --Colbey

    1. Re:you're all illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Only in America, a 10 year old can pilot an airplane, but can't get a driver license; a 15 year old can have sex but can't rent a sex video; a 17 year old can join the army but can not buy hand gun; a 20 year old can get married but can not drink a beer; ...

    2. Re:you're all illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait 'till you go to college. You'll figure it out pretty quick.

      (though guiness is a tad expensive for us starving college students. We usually stick to our good old Labatt's Blue :) )

    3. Re:you're all illegal! by slim · · Score: 2

      21? Blimey. I was knocking back several pints of Guinness a night, legally, at the age of 18. Even at 16 it's legal here if you're drinking it with a meal...

      Mind you, the drinking age is 21 in Eire, so I guess for the proper Guinness experience...
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    4. Re:you're all illegal! by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

      Nope, Drinking age is 18 is good old Eire, home of Guinness.

      Incidently, that's where I'm sitting right now. 200 yards to my right are the giant kettles for making the wort, and 200 yards to my left are the giant 5000 Hectolitre fermentation vessles full of nice black Guinness.

      Such a pity I don't drink.


      T.

    5. Re:you're all illegal! by Stimpson · · Score: 1

      Drinking age is actually 18 in Ireland - but most of us start around 14 or so....

    6. Re:you're all illegal! by slim · · Score: 2

      I do beg your pardon. I must have gone to an "over 21s" pub, when I was in Ireland. Sorry.
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    7. Re:you're all illegal! by BrianS · · Score: 1

      A 18 yr old can vote but still the drinking age is 21.


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  15. Another mystery solved by Gruuk · · Score: 1

    Ok, marvelling at how bubbles flow down is a bit strange, but hey, people are weird that way. It's funny, though: I like it when something is solved, but sometimes, it's nice when there's something that no one can explain YET. Nothing like a problem that no one has solved to get the brain working.

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  16. Guiness Unified Theory by RuntimeError · · Score: 5

    Guiness Unified Theory - GUT ---------------------------- At the beginning of the Universe, there was Guiness, and there was a bubble. The bubble, unable to resist the temptation to go up, did so. Once it reached the top, it had to come down, so it did. T+2s: There is Guiness, and there is a bubble, going up and down. The other bubbles, realising that this bubble was breaking the state of equilibrium, decided to join it, in it is endless monotonous cycle. T+3s: There is a Guiness, and there are bubbles. The bubbles are in a state of equilibrium. Is this, the future of the universe ? T+300s: A guy comes along, and sees a Guiness, and he sees bubbles. He is fascinated by the bubbles going up and down. He is so fascinated, he decides to create the rest of the universe, the stars, the planets, the comets, and other celestial objects. T+5Days: The guy is still fascinated by the Guiness, and its bubbles. He finds nothing so interesting in the rest of the universe he has created, so he puts plants and animals, on some planets. T+6Days: There is the Guiness, and there are the bubbles, and there is the rest of the universe. Still, the Guiness, with its bubbles, is more interesting. The guy ponders, while watching the bubbles go up and bubbles go down, and decides to put intelligent being, in the form of himself, on of the planets. He calls that being 'Man'. T+6.5Days: There is a Guiness, and there are bubbles, there is the rest of the universe, and there is Man. The first guy, gets a bit thirsty. He looks at the Guiness, and unable to resist the temtation drinks it. T+7Days: There is no Guiness, and there are no bubbles, but there are stars, planest, moons and, then there is Man. The first guy, the guy who has been there from the beginning of universe, and who is now totally drunk, looks at the man, and, he feels that the man looks too happy, and content. Then, he creates a woman.

  17. Duh. by jht · · Score: 3

    People spent money on this? It's always been obvious to me that each pint of Guinness represents a full-fledged microclimate, with convection and all. I'm surprised thunderstorms don't break out in it.

    Actually, thunderstorms have been know to break out in my head after drinking a large amount of it, but I don't think that counts.

    Heck, even I could have done this research. It would have been fun, too. I wonder how the effect changes as the level of stout in the glass drops...

    - -Josh Turiel

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  18. Damn! by El+Rey · · Score: 1

    There goes my Guinness = cold fusion theory...

    Damn...

    1. Re:Damn! by 1DeepThought · · Score: 1

      Don't give up I am yet to see any peer review of this study. However, I am considering taking on large quantities to test it myself.

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  19. Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 5

    I love those little nitrogen widgets they put in them. It is nitrogen that makes the 'small bubbles' required for the creamy head and the downward flow (as the article points out, the bubbles must be less than than 0.05 mm for this).

    But the widgets themselves are a truly cool piece of engineering. They hold the nitrogen under pressure until the can is opened and then inject the gas into the beer through a hole so small it almost has to have been drilled by a laser.

    The first time I took a Guiness can apart was documented by my girlfriend on her Web Journal. We did some interesting web searchs for more information on the thing. Turns out the widget is patented, and only one of several versions of the same (all of which are patented). Apparently there was a fairly significant research effort by competing companies to re-create the correct creamy foam on canned stout.

    I think I speak for all of us when I say "Thanks! It was money well spent!"

    Jack

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    1. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And an excellent patent it is!

    2. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by SilLumTao · · Score: 1

      I must admit that I have personally mutilated a few cans of Guiness to see what was inside. A true work of genius. It's almost as good as the real thing. It made me wonder why other beer makers hadn't done something similar and then it dawned on me -- obviously, they had patented the idea. At least it's a little more novel than 1-click shopping. I'm just glad that Amazon.com doesn't make beer. Then no one else would be able to open their beer w/o paying a royalty.

      As for the Guiness empire, I've heard that they plan to stop shipping bottles completely and just stick to the nitrogen cans. I think I can live with that.

      --
      "He was a wise man who invented beer." -- Plato
    3. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Saurentine · · Score: 5

      I love those little nitrogen widgets they put in them. It is nitrogen that makes the 'small bubbles' required for the creamy head and the downward flow (as the article points out, the bubbles must be less than than 0.05 mm for this).

      But the widgets themselves are a truly cool piece of engineering. They hold the nitrogen under pressure until the can is opened and then inject the gas into the beer through a hole so small it almost has to have been drilled by a laser.


      I don't think that the little widgets actually hold the nitrogen in them throughout the shipping process. Without knowing the manufacturing details, it would make more sense that they put them in there with nitrogen in them, but they're frozen at the time of insertion. The can filling and capping process is done immediately afterward, very quickly. The hole is always there, and it cannot hold the nitrogen in the device during transit.

      Then nitrogen then thaws, pressurizing the can to a rather high equilibrium point and Guiness absorbs virtually all the nitrogen during shipping.

      When you open it, the pressure at the can's pop-top drops almost instantaneously, while the widget's tiny hole prevents the pressure from dropping as rapidly. The relative imbalance of pressures creates a brief but very energetic internal fountain of Guiness in the bottom of the can! The shearing forces of Guiness rubbing up against itself then releases much of the trapped gasses in the Guiness in dramatic fashion. This is why the foam up best when you crack the top quickly rather than breaking the seal slowly.

      I sacrificed a particularly noble can of Guiness to test this theory once by chopping it open with a very large thin-bladed adze and my observation was that the device was literally squirting Guiness and not venting gas.

      A very, very costly experiment indeed, but I had to find out what was going on in the magic can!

    4. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Joe+Patry · · Score: 1

      Recently, they've ditched the widget. In place there seems to be just a little plastic ball in there, although I haven't mutilated the can to see if there's any other goodies in there. It creates the same head, cascade and all, just probably cheaper to make.

    5. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Steve+Luzynski · · Score: 1

      I was forced to cut open a recent fallen soldier and found the plastic ball. As near as I can tell it seems to have one very tiny hole in it which I presume squirts out the gas.

      I'm left wondering what the widget was, I never had to drink the stuff out of a can in the UK and the little ball has been in there since I got back..

    6. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      It actually just fills up with guinness under pressure (after the can is sealed by the elves), and releases it when the pressure is released. The small laser-cut hole the guinness is released through 'knocks' the nitrogen and co2 (it's 75/25 n2/co2) out of solution and causes that nice creamy head.

    7. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's not the guinness 'rubbing against itself' that releases the gasses, but the guinness travelling through the tiny, laser-cut pinhole in the widget (or ball, as it were)... it 'knocks' the gas out of solution.

      The gas is a 75/25 nitrogen/co2 mix.

    8. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by normiep · · Score: 1

      The funniest incident I've ever encountered with the guiness widget was when one of my friends, who had no idea what was supposed to be in the bottom of the can, picked up an empty was very preturbed to find that there was something rattling in it. So he went to the kitchen to get a knife and cut the thing open. He then exclaimed, "MY GOD, THERE's A PING PONG BALL IN IT," and then proceded to run up the stairs to show everyone the ping ball he found in his beer can. When he came back he managed to get well into his plan to sue Guiness for getting a can with a foreign object it in it, before I could tell him.

      --

      -- Point? None! Cob.

    9. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by lblack · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't speak for the export market, but here in Ireland they've actually begun a new campaign based around 'draught bottles'. I've had a couple of them, and to my tastebuds (honed at Mullo's), they're more satisfying than the be-widgeted cans.

      I haven't done any research into the physics and mechanics of these new bottles, but they're quite snazzy looking. They maintain the creamy head whilst in the bottle -- the neck basically houses it.

      Just a point of interest for all of you lovely drinkers.

      -l

      P.S. If any of you who favour Guinness haven't had a proper pint in County Clare, beat your way on over here.

    10. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Tomahawk · · Score: 2

      The new bottle has a widget in it too. Each time you take a drink from the bottle, the widget releases a little bit more gas, thus keeping the head.

      Those guys in the Research Centre in Ireland sure have their heads screwed on the right way. Doing wonders for our wonderful products.

      As for good places to get Guinness in Ireland, here are a few that I know of:
      Dublin Airport
      Guinness Hopstore (let's face it, if you can't get a good pint of Guinness at the source, where else will you get one?)
      Lynches Pub (Thomas St., Dublin - just down the road from the brewery)
      Sheaf Of Wheat Pub, Coolock, Dublin (formally a Guinness owned pub)

      I'm sure there are a lot more too.

      I don't drink, so I can only go by what people tell me. But a lot of people who have drunk Guinness in Dublin Airport after flying home from a holiday have found it to be a delight to their taste buds.

      The secret to a good pint of Guinness is the way you pour the pint. Guinness isn't lager, and thus shouldn't be poured like lager. It shouldn't be poured too fast either. And the Gas mix has to be right. Most barmen in Ireland know this, but unfortunately in other countries they don't.

      Everyone knows that Guinness made in Ireland is the best in the world, but no too many realise that this same Guinness that is served in Irish pubs is also served in American pubs. Made right here in St. James's Gate.

      http://www.guinness.com - you might even find the instructions on how to pull a proper pint.

      Oh, it officially takes 119.5 seconds to pull a proper pint of Guinness.


      T.

    11. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by iffygeezer · · Score: 1

      I doubt that they will stop bottles. In the UK there are at least 5 types of Guiness; draught from pumps, draught in cans, original in cans ( this is non-draught and a different receipe ), bottles and bottles from pubs ( the difference being that pub bottles are 'live' still, i.e. they ferment in the bottle, where as non-pub bottles are sterilised ).

    12. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      It made me wonder why other beer makers hadn't done something similar...

      I did some research recently into putting a bar style pressurized beer tap into my basement. Only Guiness and a handfull of other very dark beers needed a nitrogen/CO2 mix in the tap system. Everything else used a pure CO2 system.
      It's not a "good beer needs the extra expense of nitrogen" thing because plenty of good imported beers used CO2 only. My only guess is that it has to do with the thickness of dark beers.
      I don't think it is a patent issue that keeps beers like Honey Brown or Heineken from using nitrogen gadgets in thier cans. They just don't need one.

      -Barry

    13. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by ChrisFarmer · · Score: 1

      I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but the patent explains the process quite well. I'm still trying to get the images to work though.

    14. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Aqualung · · Score: 1

      I'd like to address all these 'widget' theories about dissolved NO2 in the beer.

      This is simply ridiculous. The carbonization in beer is exactly that, carbon dioxide generated by the fermentation process and the yeast used to brew the beer. The bubbles are caused because when a can of beer is opened, the CO2 which is stored in the pressurized in the can vaporizes as the pressure in the can drops from whatever it is in the can to STP (will vary with altitude ;) This is basic chemistry people. This theory that the nitrogen in the beer somehow adds to the taste can be discounted by the simple fact that it doesn't exist in bottles, and the intuitive leap that suggests that the shape of the bottle naturally allows for an easier pour than cans do.

      So why the widget, you ask? Quite simple, really. Have you noticed that when you pour a beverage out of a container with a single opening, especially when the opening is 'submerged', i.e. the container is very full, that it will come out in uneven bursts?

      As the liquid in the container drains, the pressure in the container drops until at some point the pressure differential between the inside of the container and the outside atmosphere is so great that air forces its way into the container through the only available opening. Since this opening is the only one available, the incoming air will displace the fluid that is pouring out of the container, causing the flow out to diminish temporarily.

      Once the pressure differential is somewhat equalized, the fluid will resume flowing at its original rate, until such time as the pressure inside the container drops again to the critical level OR the level of the fluid decreases to the point that the entire opening is not obscured by exiting fluid, thus giving the atmosphere another method of entry into the container to equalize the pressure.

      This is why you might have noticed some people put small holes at the non-open end of milk/orange juice cartons, since as you're pouring the air can flow in this second entrance and the pressure inside the container remains relatively consistent with the external atmospheric pressure, since the air has another entryway besides the one that is being blocked by the outflowing liquid.

      Anyhoo, back to Guiness ;) This effect makes pouring a 'proper' guiness out of a can very difficult, since the fits and bursts cause a great deal of turbulence in the pouring process and can cause excessive foaming, resulting in a beer that is 90% head. What the Draughtflow (tm) system does is release a gas (perhaps nitrogen) inside the can that bubbles up, in effect creating or simulating a hole at the bottom of the can, equalizing the pressure inside of the can with that of the external atmosphere. This will keep the beer pouring smoothly no matter how the can is held. I will concur, however, that this is indeed an ingenious solution to a serious problem ;)

      P.S. The bubbles in guiness are smaller not because of dissolved nitrogen in the beer, but because the beer isn't artifically carbonated like some inferior beers are. ;)
      ----
      Dave
      Purity Of Essence

      --

      - Dave
    15. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spent a lot of time considering this? Or maybe a few too many years or sitting on a park bench, eying little girls with bad intent ;)

      Sorry couldn't resist

    16. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by Ophelan · · Score: 1

      In Ireland? Try any and every pub. :)

      Daniel

    17. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by itachi · · Score: 1

      Dude, read the can. Ask Guiness. The bottled stuff is one thing, but the pub draught cans (and the stuff you get out of a properly tapped keg of Guiness) have nitrogen bubbles. If you do a taste test, you will notice that in fact the bottled Guiness and the N2 Guiness are completely different beers. The N2 stuff is creamier, smoother. The body is more like whole milk as you swish it in your mouth. There are minor, very subtle taste differences which could really be entirely attributed to the change in mouthfeel. But if you doubt this, do a simple experiment. Do NOT smoke, eat, bruch your teeth, or chew gum beforehand for ~ 1hr. Buy a can of pub draught and a bottle without the widget. Rinse mouth with water - keep the large glass of water on hand. Pour a portion of ambrosia from the bottle into a small juice glass. Pour similar sized portion of the N2 guiness into another juice glass. Then taste the N2 guiness. Swish it in your mouth, think about where on your tongue you are tasting the beer, and what the various tastes are on the different parts of your tongue. Swallow, think about the finish of the beer. Rinse mouth with water (swallowing) and then try the same thing with the bottled guiness. The bottled guiness has a more harsh taste, a rougher mouth feel, and a very different body. Try the two different styles again and again, trying to see the differences. It helps to do this with several friends, because it's easier to describe the differences if you can bounce adjectives off of each other. Make sure to rinse your mouth with water between styles. Then, when you have finished the experiement, destroy the remaining samples at your leisure. That last step is a doozy, depending on how prepared you are for the experiment and how many lab assistants you have.


      itachi

    18. Re:Have you ever taken a Guiness can apart? by kruus · · Score: 1

      Just click on the 'Images' button near the top of the page and you'll get the version with pictures. Cool.

  20. Bah. old news. by pipeb0mb · · Score: 1

    This is OLD news. Was on the Paul Harvey show last week.


    Did you guys hear, JFK got shot...

  21. What bubbles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last time I recall having a Guiness it was I who was falling down.

  22. OPEN SOURCE BEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4

    starring:
    obi wan kenobi: a bottle of guiness.
    luke skywalker: mark hamill.


    luke: no, my father wasn't a bottle of zima, he was a can of budweiser!

    obi wan: that's what your uncle told you, he didn't hold with your fathers full flavor and smooth texture. thought he should have stayed in the vat and fermented longer. which reminds me, i have something for you. your father wanted you to have it when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. thought you might drink old obi wan and pass out in your own vomit.

    obi wan hands luke a large pretzel.
    luke: how did my father die?

    obi wan: a young man named busch, who was a brewer until he turned to evil, opened your father and let him sit for a week. busch was seduced by the dark side of alcohol.

    luke: alcohol?

    obi wan: alcohol is what gives a beer his power. it's a chemical created by the fermentation process that surrounds us and penetrates us and binds us together.


    luke gets a glazed look on his face, like suddenly has the urge to get roaring drunk.


    thank you.


    fat-time!!

    1. Re:OPEN SOURCE BEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STORIES AT http://www.sockiipress.org/ma/warn.html ARE MUCH BETTER (HOW MANY OF THESE SLASHDOT NERDS WRITE THOSE I WONDER) (MANY IS MY GUESS)

      YOU ARE LOSING YOUR TOUCH... I SUGGEST FINDING A NEW THEME OR PASSING THE TORCH TO A NEW GENERATION OF TROLLERS

    2. Re:OPEN SOURCE BEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the sad part is, this guy missed the most obvious line of jokes, with Obi-Wan being played by Alec Guiness and all.

    3. Re:OPEN SOURCE BEER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So funny. Another "plug-n-play" troll. Losers.

    4. Re:OPEN SOURCE BEER by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 1

      I would have imagined Darth Vader to be a fifth of 151 proof Rum or something. Imagine this scene, from Episode I.

      Young Obi-Wan: The boy's ethynol count is off the scale. Not even Master Yoda has a count that high.

      Qui-Gon: sagely No liquor has.

    5. Re:OPEN SOURCE BEER by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

      Wasn't his name Qui-Gon Gin. T.

  23. Reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read it awhile ago on why this occurs. Basically it is a result of the fermentation of the substance. Guiness is made in a particular way which waste materials from the fermentation process become "stuck" to nitrogen atoms. This causes the bubbles to sink due to their increased weight. Guiness beer is, unlike other beers, pressurized with nitrogen rather than carbon dioxide. I could go into even more detail on the fermentation cycle, but time is limited at the moment. I brew my own beer and have a little "beer science" under my belt.

  24. Well of course beer and science work together by BlightX · · Score: 1

    First, without them working together, there would be no 'scientific blends' of hops. But science and beer have worked togethre since beer's creation...what do you think spawned most of the Nobel prize winners?

    -"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
    "Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely"

  25. i know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's because the bubbles are so damn drunk from being in the stuff all the time!

  26. To help out sterotype by bug_hunter · · Score: 1

    Incase the rest of the world forgot our beer drinking Crocodile Dundee sterotype our scientists can remind them.
    That sterotype is completely untrue, I prefer to get wasted on Burgandy Rum.

    --
    It's turtles all the way down.
    1. Re:To help out sterotype by Enthrad · · Score: 1

      Well, we (or NSW at least) had the Rum Rebellion.

      Rum used to be considered better than British currency in New South Wales. Due to all those convicts, I guess.

  27. Of course, Australians are true beer experts . . . by Goonie · · Score: 2

    After all, we're the country that figured out how to split the atom trying to put bubbles in beer :)

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  28. How Australians spell ComputationalFluidDynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    B. E. E. R.

  29. Uses for a Guiness widget. by evilj · · Score: 1
    Yeah! The coolest thing is to inhale the nitrogen as it comes out - it makes you talk all squeaky!!

    The other alternative use for Guinness widgets is freezing stuff with the liquid nitrogen contained inside. Of course, you have to turn your fridge all the way up to 11 to get it cold enough.

    Does anyone else have any novel uses for the widget?

    1. Re:Uses for a Guiness widget. by BJH · · Score: 2


      Since the air you're already breathing (presumably) is 70% nitrogen, and you don't talk squeaky (at least, no-one I know does), then I fail to see how you reached that particular conclusion. I think you have it confused with helium...

      BTW, there's no fridge built for the commercial market that could get low enough temperatures to liquify nitrogen (-176C?).

    2. Re:Uses for a Guiness widget. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Ummm... he was very obviously joking.

      Besides, there are plenty of people who talks squeaky... ever hear Kathy Ireland in "Alien from L.A."? How about Yeardley Smith from the Simpsons? Or Dr. Ruth? Proof positive that nitrogen can make you squeak.

      Seriously though, we all know that it's really laughing gas (hydrogen cyanide) that causes you to squeak when you breathe it.



      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    3. Re:Uses for a Guiness widget. by elthia · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that helium-squeaking is NOT a good thing for your vocal chords. They squeak because they're FROZEN! Helium can damage you if you do it too much. Fun at weddings, yes, but still damaging.

      -Elthia
      I don't remember where I learned that, so don't ask. I also might remember it wrong. It's been a while.

  30. This is nothing!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As everyone knows, the most important Australian contribution to the beer sciences was Albert Einstein's splitting of the Tasmanian beer atom, as chronicled in the documentary "Young Einstein." You think they'd get it straight.

  31. How about... by Anonymous+Shepherd · · Score: 3

    Sorting things according to size? If they can be suspended in a dense enough fluid, like Guiness, larger things will float to the top while the smaller objects cannot help but be carried away by the fluid flow.

    Now if you actually mixed this method with some sort of incremental generative process, then things that sink will eventually get larger, while the objects floating on the top can be scooped up for usage! Sorta wacky way of how snow is actually generated in our atmosphere; the wind keeps the water/ice/snow fragments suspended until they get too large or heavy and proceed to fall down.

    Just one idea

    -AS

    --

    -AS
    *Pikachu*
  32. re: beer and scientists working together... by SethJohnson · · Score: 2
    Now if we can get CmdrTaco and grammar working together, we might just have something!


  33. NC: Highly Informative Post Above --^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .

  34. Bowels? by / · · Score: 2

    Alcohol is one of the few things (besides water) that permeates the stomach lining and enters the blood stream without going through the intestines. It's also one of the few things that'll permeate the blood-brain barrier and enter the brain without assistance. The humorous post that you responded to was quite correct in leaving out the bowels (albeit while leaving out the blood stream).

    --
    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
    1. Re:Bowels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been told that alcohol and bee's honey are the only two substances that do this (besides water). Can anyone verify or dispute that?

    2. Re:Bowels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Alcohol is one of the few things (besides water) that permeates the stomach lining and enters the blood stream without going
      through the intestines.


      I thought many drugs did. Is that not correct? How do some drugs have a very fast onset of action (like,
      It's also one of the few things that'll permeate the blood-brain barrier and enter the brain without
      assistance.


      What's "without assistance"?

    3. Re:Bowels? by Listerine · · Score: 1

      There was irony in my post that was intended as humurous. I have not studied anatomy, and nothing on the subject, other than that my liver will be bad if I drink to much, and that my bowels most definately do not come near my brain.

  35. makes "fake beer" by Pope · · Score: 2

    When I was a kid, I used to make "fake beer" by (carefully!) making Iced Tea Mix with either Sprite or Ginger Ale (Canada Dry, naturally).
    Tastes good, looks like lager, lots of sugar into your system.
    Geez, I think i should try making some with vodka one of these days...:)
    PS you don't use a blender for this, it will explode! Just stir carefully...

    Pope

    --
    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  36. Does that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make you fart instead of burp?

    Apologies to Roald Dahl, who came up with the idea in his older-children's book The BFG. Afaik, Dahl was just making a joke instead of talking about a real drink.

  37. Bubbles... by Augury · · Score: 1

    Is this actually a valid study? The write up is very scant if it is :)

    I thought that the reason the bubbles in Guiness fell was that they contained a gas that was heavier than that in normal beer.

    From memory, Guiness contained Nitrogen, which makes it's bubbles heavier than the normal beer bubbles which contain Carbon Dioxide.

    I'm no chemist, but on the periodic table, Nitrogen is heavier than Carbon, so perhaps there is some truth in this :)

    As for the 'they go up, but then there's no room, so they go back down' theory.. wouldn't that happen in all beers?

    B.

    1. Re:Bubbles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, you're no chemist. Nitrogen gas is made of two nitrogen atoms, giving an atomic weight of 28. Carbon dioxide is made of one carbon atom (AW = 12) and two oxygen atoms (AW = 2*16), for an atomic weight of 44.

    2. Re:Bubbles... by Augury · · Score: 1

      Yep, but I specifically didn't say that it was Nitrogen gas vs CO2. I said guinness CONTAINED Nitrogen, which is heavier than Carbon.

      I've also since read a post on here that talks about using the gas in the widgets in Guinness cans for various cool stuff. Again, I'm no chemist, but I doubt anyone would be too fascinated with playing around with plain old Nitrogen (N2) gas, which leads me to the conclusion that the gas released into guinness is something else...

      B.

    3. Re:Bubbles... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      1) Fluid rises, under influence of all the rising bubbles.
      2) Fluid actually goes DOWN at the edges of the glass.. forming a kind of convection-like current (but it's not convection, of course.. just looks roughly similar)
      3) The *small* bubbles are carried downwards at the edges of the glass, in this current. Only the small ones.. not the big ones.

      Now.. this may make little sense, but remember, the presence of bubbles also causes the density of the fluid to go *WAY* down (detonating a mine underneath a battleship can cause the ship to snap in half.. simply because of the air bubbles produced underneat the ship... the remove the buoyancy and overstress the hull...)

    4. Re:Bubbles... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      If the beer were lighter than nitrogen, it would likely float. (Recall, the atmosphere is ~70% nitrogen.)

      --Joe
      --
  38. Re:HOW MANY WANNA TROLL WITH ME? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You despicable piece of human refuse; who let you use their computer?

  39. Spiced Guinness by evilj · · Score: 0
    Seems this stuff is for serious drinkers only....

    "Fresh from their Pepsi promotion, and in direct competition with the Simpsons alcopops (okay, there's no alcohol but you can feel the e-numbers, man), the Spice Girls have are endorsing Spiced Guiness, which they say just goes to show that girls these days have the power to drink anything."

    It comes as no surprise that Guinness Brewery want the nicey nicey Spice Girls to endorse their drink:

    • In the UK it was first marketed as an eccentrics drink with their "Friends of the Guinnless" ad campaign.
    • Then they had some wonderful special effects ad campaign with the whole world being encapsulated in a drop of Guinness.
    • They had the fertile soil campaign, which subtly suggested that Guinness makes you more potent.
    • Then they had the "thinking man's drink" with some interesting black and white pictures, and most recently the "Good things come to those who wait" which is variously some chiselled looking surfers, or an old Italian bloke who can still swim out to see and back in the time it takes for his Guinness to settle.
    • Finally it has come to Spiced Guinness, to appeal to the ladies, who they have so far failed to appeal to with their mostly male-oriented campaigns. Up until now, you would get the occasional girl drinking "Guinness and black[currant]" (the blackcurrant to take away the sour stout taste), or perhaps the odd pregnant woman who has been told by her doctor that the extra iron will do her and the baby good.

    Now, however, this new drink looks set to appeal to a whole new segment of the market and heralds a paradigm shift into a new era of sexual equality in Guinness drinking.

  40. That cracks me up, man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need more funny posts like this. Keep it up, duderino.

  41. More information by Augury · · Score: 1

    There's an archived page h ere with a little more information on the Nitrogenising of beer, and the widget in guinness cans.

    B.

  42. Utter bunk! Chanpange glass is inverting lens! by root · · Score: 1

    The shape of the glass causes the bubbles to look like they're going down when they're really going up. Really now, unless being CRAMMED by a mass of other bubbles, where is the energy going to come from to push bubbles down? Since the bubbles are spaced by several radii, they're not being pushed down, and convection currents are no where near that high or there'd be a noticable "dip" in the center of the liquid. This entire Slashdot article is URBAN LEGEND.

    1. Re:Utter bunk! Chanpange glass is inverting lens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....no, read the article first beavis.

    2. Re:Utter bunk! Chanpange glass is inverting lens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >no, read the article first beavis.


      Hey Butthead! I've got a glass of the freakin' stuff right here. Bubbles go up. when viewed from top. From the side, they look like they go down. Stick finger in glass. From the side, it looks likes it's going up. Wave hand downward behind glass. Double lens (entering glass, then again exiting) flips image twice and hand looks like it's going down.

      Articles may be truer than heresay, buy REALITY is truer than any article.

    3. Re:Utter bunk! Chanpange glass is inverting lens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sticking my finger in the glass now and...
      AAAAAAAAARGH!!!! IT'S BROKEN!!! You boke my frikken finger you meanie!!!
      /me runs off to hide now :(

    4. Re:Utter bunk! Chanpange glass is inverting lens! by ivan_13013 · · Score: 1

      silly troll, you're thinking of semispherical glasses.

      we're not talking about champagne or champagne glasses here. this is GUINNESS in A PINT GLASS (apologies to apg). the glass is cylindrical, and the effect is as described on the site. In fact the smaller bubbles are kind of being "crammed" downwards by the force of larger and more buoyant bubbles rising through the center of the glass. nooch.

  43. Espresso too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Espresso right out of the machine looks just like a little Guiness, so long as it has the right crema. (At least my machine does it, a Saeco Rio Vapore) ((Yes, I live in Seattle))

    The color of the little stream out of the brew fitting is a light tan, but once it gets into the little shot glass, the small bubbles seperate out into a head and the body of the espresso with the same cascading effect as Guiness.

    It is a sight for sore eyes in the morning. Unlike some, I need caffiene and not alcohol in the morning.

    eric

  44. I get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I get it, I finally get it ... you all want relevant posts! .. why you narrow minded bigots!

  45. Beer. It does a body good. by phutureboy · · Score: 1
    It's interesting that you should post such a story just I have finished consuming lots of... how do you say in America? Beer.

    I am rather fsck'd up, too. But don't hate me because I'm beautiful and more 3l337 h@x0r than you. Or however that goes. Your distro wars mean nothing to me anyway.

    I wish someone would post a beer haiku because I like beer and I like haikus and I think the two things put together would be funny except I don't know anything about haikus, except I do know a lot about beer if that helps. I like beer.

    I like porters especially. Sometimes a nice ale or stout; rarely a pilsner. Pilsners are for Winbl0ze and TI99/4a uZerZ. Sorry, nothing pers0n@al, d00dz.

    Beer. In the year 2000 and beyond. To infinity... and shit. I hate stupid cartoons.

    Some of the beer I had earlier was Guinness. It was so thick it was like drinking bread, only thicker. Then I had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Does anyone else like beer like I do? I really like to drink me some beer.

    Does anyone else like wine - perhaps a little Riesling or Piesporter? Red wine, on the other hand, is like drinking Sour Patch Kids for me.

    I like beer.

    And Linux.

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    1. Re:Beer. It does a body good. by phutureboy · · Score: 1
      Wait. No. Where did my moderator points go?

      I wanted to moderate my beer up.

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    2. Re:Beer. It does a body good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Wine. But not that bloody stuff ou have to uncork. Oh no, give me a big bottle of that stuff you have to squat down to get off the bottom shelf, unscrew the cap and tastes better chugged. That's not a bad sign is it? I prefer Lancers because they fit into my coat pocket so nicely and don't slip out when I roll down the side of the street into the gutter...

  46. Fluent does run on Beowulf... by epaulson · · Score: 1

    Fluent, the CFD code that was used to do the simulation, has a version that runs on clusters. (We had combustion people doing it all the time on our cluster)

    So yes, this can be tied into a Beowulf.

  47. Oh, this is a good science story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    (RANT)
    Not that I don't like beer, or anything, but I submitted a great story this afternoon about how the Galileo spacecraft found very strong evidence for a Liquid water Ocean under the crust of Europa. And this gets posted instead... in the science section?! Maybe in the "Laugh its funny section," but the freaking science section... that and the Yahoo story isn't even that long... sure it point to a cool simulation page, but the news about the liquid ocean on the Jovian Moon story has far more information... being a fscking science story and everything
    Arg, Slashdot sure does suck.. glad there is the Post Anonymously button so the silly karma points don't go down.
    (/RANT)

    1. Re:Oh, this is a good science story by ragnarok · · Score: 1

      if /. sucks so much why do you read it?

      (karma be damned, I'm not posting anonymously)

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    2. Re:Oh, this is a good science story by Manaz · · Score: 2

      I agree with your sentiments.

      Before you moderate this as redundant, please at least do me the courtesy of reading all that I have to say.

      Lately, there's been a BIG kerfuffle in Australia with Telstra and their monopoly on broadband Internet access. On a more global scale, Governments everywhere have been declaring that violent computer games promote real life violence - something that most of us disagree with.

      I submitted two stories to Slashdot about it - at different stages in the battle against Telstra's ridiculously high prices, and have just submitted a story about the Australian Goverment actually getting something right and declaring the computer games DON'T create homocidal maniacs (since Australia's 'net censorship, and the way goverments all over the world have been blaming computer games for violent crimes), and I'm going to be very surprised if it makes it to the front page as a news item.

      And yet a story about someone wasting money on discovering why bubbles in Guinness seem to sink has been deemed to be "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

      Slashdot's standards are definately falling - I know it's been mentioned before, and people who have said so have been moderated down through the floor - but it's a sad day when news about bubbles in beer moving in unexpected directions is deemed to matter more than news about monopolies and their effect on freedom of access to the Internet, and the fact that at least somewhere in this crazy world a government has realised that playing Quake doesn't immediately turn you into a weapon of mass destruction.

      Like the other posts on this matter, this one will probably get moderated down to ridiculous depths as well - but I feel that this needs to be said, and I'm willing to risk my karma to give it a +2 head start before it vanishes into the ether.

    3. Re:Oh, this is a good science story by AME · · Score: 2

      It would seem that this story is on it's way.

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  48. Does temperature have an impact? by grantdh · · Score: 2

    Wonder if temperature enters into it. Australian's are reknowned for not enjoying their beer in any state but cold.

    Sign outside a bar in the backwaters of Indonesia (where Australian back-packers were often encountered :)

    "Yes, we serve fucking cold beer!"

    :)

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    I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down...
  49. Why Guiness? by Axe · · Score: 1

    And not some other beer? Viscosity maybe the key, but I just poured myself a nice cold glass of my favorite lager - even less liquid then the Guiness, and the bubles do not appear to sink near the wall.. Hm.

    Maybe my lager is transparent, so I do not notice smaller bubbles near the wall.. Will get my magnifying glass..

    Nope. Strange.

    Maybe it so cold and dtrong, taht it does not have enough bubbles and convection...

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  50. The Guinness Widget Explained by mindstrm · · Score: 5

    Okay. The 'widget' in the can of guinness.. here goes.

    Guinness is brewed iwth a 75/25 mix of N2/CO2 (You know.. Nitrogen gas/Carbon Dioxide). CO2 apparently creates much more pressure when compared to dissolved Nitrogen... anyway...

    When the publician pours you a draught guinness, usually the guinness is passed through a filter with a few tiny pinholes in it.. this causes the beer passing through it to release it's nitrogen en masse, and causes that nice creamy head we all know and love.

    Now.. many say the 'widget' in guinness contains compressed gas, and releases that gas when the can is opened... but they, having had a few already, forget that beer (like water) doesn't compress really... and could not possibly hold a compressed widget closed... what really happens is this.

    The widget is a plastic container with a few very tiny pinholes laser-drilled into it. This is put in the can, the can is filled most of the way up with guinness, and a drop of liquid nitrogen is placed in the can, and then it is immediately sealed. As the liquid nitrogen turns to gas, the gas is absorbed into the beer, and also increases the pressure on the beer (by increasing the gas volume in the available space) causing liquid to be forced into the widget through those little pinholes.... under pressure. Now.. when the can is opened, some of the beer vacates the little widget, and by moving through these pinholes, acts similar to the bartenders filter, and causes more of the 75/25 n2/co2 mix to be released.. giving a nice, creamy head with strange properties.

    1. Re:The Guinness Widget Explained by Tork · · Score: 1
      "As the liquid nitrogen turns to gas, the gas is absorbed into the beer, and also increases the pressure on the beer (by increasing the gas volume in the available space) causing liquid to be forced into the widget through those little pinholes.... under pressure."

      Small correction required and perhaps a bit more explanation involved:

      (NB: I can't verify this is actually what the widget does. I tend to doubt it. A 75/25 N2/CO2 mixture is extremely close to... normal atmospheric conditions. The carbonation of beer is due to fermentation and while a by-product COULD be N2, its beer: we know its predominately CO2.)

      The gas volume is fixed by the size of the container. 1 Liter of N2 is still 1 L of N2 no matter the temperature assuming the vessel is sufficiently ridge over its gaseous regime. The pressure would increase as the formerly liquid nitrogen froze the beer it came in contact with then violently phase changed to gas.

      At any rate, the "drop of nitrogen" would have to be very small, indeed assuming traditional preparation methods. Carbonated beverages are typically pressurized between 2-5 atm for two reasons, the first being that pressurizing the cylinder makes it quite ridge and eliminates other packaging needs. The second reason is the temperature of a liquids increases the amount of gas soluble in solution decreases. You never have a flat coke fresh from a properly sealed can or bottle because the charge of 2-5 atm's of CO2 prevents the decarbonation of the beverage.

      See also: La Chatelier's Principle, Henry's Law.

  51. great. just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks guys...another of life's little mysteries forever spoiled by a few twits with more grants than brains. Anyone ever stop for a second and think that it's _fun_ not knowing why the bubbles go the wrong way in Guinness? I mean, sure, tell me all about how the universe works, but leave my goddamn beer alone, okay? Jesus.

  52. Some things are not explainable by science... by crush · · Score: 2
    ... you are attempting to take the mystery and beauty out of one of mankind's profoundest experiences. Your base, materialism fails to explain the dark loveliness of a blonde and tan tankard of voluptuous thirst-sating porter. The following is set as your penance (it also contains some excellent advice for students:

    'The Workmans Friend - Flann O'Brien/Myles na gCopaleen

    When things go wrong and will not come right,

    Though you do the best you can,

    When life looks black as the hour of night -

    A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

    When money's tight and hard to get

    And your horse has also ran,

    When all you have is a heap of debt -

    A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

    When health is bad and your heart feels strange,

    And your face is pale and wan,

    When doctors say you need a change,

    A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

    When food is scarce and your larder bare

    And no rashers grease your pan,

    When hunger grows as your meals are rare -

    A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

    In time of trouble and lousey strife,

    You have still got a darlint plan

    You still can turn to a brighter life -

    A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

    1. Re:Some things are not explainable by science... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Penenace completed, and I shall visit the tavern on the way home tonight just to make sure I still appreciate that magical little mug.

  53. Old vs. New widgets by crush · · Score: 1

    So, was this one of the older widget cans or one of the new "Floating Widget" cans? I think that they are actually the same widget but they discovered that allowing it to ride down freely as the can emptied rather than keeping it fixed led to a better head on the beer (wonder why they didn't use that in their ad campaigns "Guinness Gives (a) Good Head".

  54. yay by serialk · · Score: 1

    b0ng

    moderate this biatch

  55. Another Australian FIRST! by Jeremy+Lee · · Score: 1

    To those in the know, this news seems almost expected. All scientists have curiosity, often triggered by what it right in front of them for much of the time. Therefore, it is only natural that some Australian scientist[1] should be sufficiently intrigued by strange bubbles in his beer, to mount a research effort of this magnitude. Helped, of course, by his supportive peers.

    This is simply another step along the road to the GUB. (Grand Unified Beer) Slowly, we assembling a body of theory that will let us unify the four beers (Carlton, Swan, Guinness, and XXXX) at high energies. At Board length, some brewers theorise that 'Superbubbles' will form, and if properly chilled, it condenses into 'Superbeer'. Alas, it may be necessary to explode a nearby star to obtain the required energy. Ah well. No-one said good beer was easy. Please brace yourselves...

    After this, we plan to turn our attention to Barbeque technology. We're impressed by the lighting times of the American Liquid Oxygen/Briquette BBQ, but have found it difficult to cook with, mostly since the steaks and sausages reduce to a charchoal impurity in the melted mass of the plate. We feel meat should be slightly rarer. Currently, we're tinkering with a solar furnace BBQ which is capable of cooking snags eight at a time at a distance of 30 metres.

    In the ultimate model, orbiting solar mirrors are used to call down fire from the sky[2] into either permanent-emplacement BBQ recievers, or a portable 'campfire' version with GPS targeting system. Not to be used indoors.

    Viva Australia! Mate.

    [1]We are often defined by our environment. That which surrounds us, we are best at. Some prime examples where Australia still leads the world are; Solar Energy (due to a sun that will, given time, kill you with sheer brightness); and in developing antitoxins to nature's amazing array of very poisonous things. (Almost all of which live here, often in your boots)

    [2]Clarke's law: Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic)

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  56. Is this a joke ? by Jon_H · · Score: 2

    The last line of the article reads :

    Guinness is made by British-based Diageo Plc.

    And all along I thought that Guinness was made by Guinness... Shhh...

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    1. Re:Is this a joke ? by Squeak · · Score: 1

      Guinness merged with another company a few years ago. Diageo is the name of the new company.

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    2. Re:Is this a joke ? by Gid1 · · Score: 1

      Diageo is the name for the merged company formed in 1997 (?) from Grand Metropolitan and Guinness. GrandMet in turn owns Burger King, Pillsbury (Haagen-Dazs, Green Giant, etc.), and a big spirits division (used to be called IDV.. can't remember what it is now) which owns Smirnoff, Baileys, J&B, Archers, and a whole load more. Then you've got Guinness.

      It's a big company.

  57. All hail Slashdot! by dpdx · · Score: 2

    This is why I love Slashdot. Right here.

    I could bet the house a pint that none of you had a straight face when you added your helpful tidbit about convection-like currents and N2/CO2 ratios, and I'd win.

    On a serious note, I know at least fifty people who could stand to get up from their VDTs long enough to amble down to O'{whatever}'s and tip one back, preferably not alone.

    Here's to you guys...you made me laugh, and that's a blessing that goes way underappreciated, way too often. Thanks.
    _____

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  58. CmdrTaco is unfamilliar with by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

    BEER DAY!!! It is a well known FACT that Physicists LOVE beer. The only people who love beer more than Physicists are Canadian Physicists. :-)

    A wealthy eccentric who marches to the beat of a different drum. But you may call me "Noodle Noggin."

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  59. Simulation? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    From the article:
    Animation of the simulation is available at http://www.fluent.com/news/p ressrel/guinness/tsld001.htm.
    Just what the hell am I supposed to do with a simulation? I know what to do if I want to watch the bubbles in a Guinness!

    Funny, though. I can never manage to watch them for very long. *burp*

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    And the brethren went away edified.
    1. Re:Simulation? by Royster · · Score: 2

      Just what the hell am I supposed to do with a simulation? I know what to do if I want to watch the bubbles in a Guinness!

      Well, if it were an Open Source simulation, you could adapt the code for an X screensaver.

      This proves that free as in freedom is better than free as in free beer.

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  60. Less bubbly members of the Guinness family by slim · · Score: 2

    Please, let me take a moment of your time to recommend the less gassy members of the esteemed Guinness family.

    Draught Guinness (from the pub) is very nice, and all, but I never felt the DraughtFlow(TM) cans quite reached the same standard.

    ... so I drink Guinness Original, which you can get in cans or bottles, and which has a subtly different, more irony taste, without the creaminess. You can sometimes buy Guinness original in bottles in the pub, in which case you might be lucky enough to get the unpasteurised version. Yum.

    Alternatively, there's the gorgeous Guinness Foreign Export. In the last century (heh, the century before that, I s'pose) beer for export had to be brewed a little bit stronger, so it survived the long sea journey (hence India Pale Ale). Guinness Foreign Export is 7.5% alcohol by volume, and it's like drinking Marmite. Class in a glass (bottle) -- if you can get hold of it.
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  61. 47 pints a day is all the body needs by joss · · Score: 2

    Guiness is one of those very rare items:
    a complete food. It contains, in trace amounts, all the minerals, vitamins, protein and carbohydrate that you need.

    However, in order to get enough of everything, a man of average size would need to drink 47 pints a day. But here's the catch: somehow I doubt you would stay an at an average size on this diet.

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    1. Re:47 pints a day is all the body needs by bawheid · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a company that makes the pumps used by the Guiness brewery in Dublin. We make pumps for the oil industry as, well, which have to be extremely corrosion resistant - because of the environment they work in, and what they're pumping; well - we used to get a year's work out of the oil pumps - but the guiness pumps (which were built to basically the same spec) would only last 3 months! The guiness dissolves the pumps! So, your pint of guiness contains rather a lot of stainless steel particles...... Always made me a bit wary of drinking the stuff after that though........

  62. Guinness used to be prescribed to pregnant women.. by The+Dodger · · Score: 2

    No, 'strue! Guinness contains lots of iron, which led to doctors prescribing it to pregnant women a few decades ago.

    I pity all you foreigners, though, as you can only get a real pint of Guinness in Dublin (or in the Coach and Horses pub in Covent Garden, London, which imports it's Guinness from Dublin). And yes, it is better than the other stuff that's brewed in over fifty cities across the world...

    D.
    ..is for DRINK!!

  63. Science! by tilleyrw · · Score: 2
    In the spirit of independant, scientific verification I propose engaging in a test of this supposed Australian "theory".


    After all, they're on the other side of the planet -- so wouldn't things that sink on this side rise in Australia?


    Does anyone have a few dozen pints of Guiness (the good English brew, not the bastardized version they export!) to give away for an experiment which will reveal the One Truth of Beer?

    Be careful how you respond,

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    1. Re:Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does anyone have a few dozen pints of Guiness (the good English brew, not the bastardized version they export!) to give away for an experiment which will reveal the One Truth of Beer?

      The original Guinness is brewed at St. James Gate in Ireland. I'd call the English stuff exported too.

  64. Well I only drink the stuff ... by Jon_H · · Score: 1

    ... so I had no idea about all this.

    Thanks folks.

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  65. Re:Guinness used to be prescribed to pregnant wome by Evangelion · · Score: 2


    No, 'strue! Guinness contains lots of iron, which led to doctors prescribing it to pregnant women a few decades ago.

    That's not *quite* true. It was prescribed to nursing women (i.e. after they had given birth).


  66. Re:Guinness used to be prescribed to pregnant wome by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    Gives new meaning to Guinness on tap.

  67. There's a name for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guinness calls it "cascading".

  68. It's not difficult no think why... by ksan · · Score: 1

    2 weeks ago I was seeing a baby's shampoo and I noted the same effect after some shake. I could see the big bubles going to top and the little ones going to down. The explanation was the same as to the Guiness. I didn't care about because I thought it was obvious to me why the bubles was presenting that behaviour.
    Well, sometimes we need a Newton to explain the obvious.

  69. Still doesn't answer why non-IRL Guinness sucks by bjb · · Score: 2
    I love Guinness. I live in New York City.

    I travelled to Ireland. I went to Dublin. I went to the Guinness factory and had a beer. I was in heaven.

    I travelled around the rest of Ireland. Drank only Guinness. Love love love.

    I came back to the states. I drank a Guinness....

    PTOOOOIIEEEE!!!

    Guinness in the USA sucks.

    Actually, I have to say that the bubbles are 'harder' and the taste is more bitter in non-IRL Guinness. How about a study on that?

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    1. Re:Still doesn't answer why non-IRL Guinness sucks by Malc · · Score: 2

      Check the can: it's imported from Ireland. Dunno about the draught. Some countries (e.g. UK) brew their own Guinness under license, but I don't that includes the US.

    2. Re:Still doesn't answer why non-IRL Guinness sucks by mge · · Score: 1
      I don't have the reference unfortunately, but a couple of years ago there was a Guiness sponsored contest where all the Guiness's (? my first language is strine) brewed all over the world were judged for taste head etc etc etc.....
      .....And the winner was the NZ version.

      PS try Lion Breweries Steinlager. The original recipe was done by Chuck Hahn now of Hahn breweries (originally setup by Chuck and owned by Lion Breweries) in Sydney Australia.
      http://www.lion-nathan.co.nz/ has some nifty Hahn and Steinalger screensavers...

  70. The Corona and lime Affect by wm_barker · · Score: 2

    OK. We now know about Guiness, how about the Corona and lime affect?
    For those who don't know what am typing about, take a bottle of Corona and put it in your freezer. Remove the bottle before the beer freezes (we just want the beer to be really cold) and squeeze a little lime in it.
    What happens next is really cool. The beer will start to freeze from top down, forming some really neat crystals on the way.

    1. Re:The Corona and lime Affect by Snags · · Score: 1
      I've actually had this happen with a bottle of Molsen Ice. A friend and I put 4 bottles in the freezer, and took 2 out in 20 minutes. The other 2 waited until intermission (hockey game). We were afraid they might be frozen, so we checked them carefully before opening. Normal beer, whew! I then opened my beer, and started pouring, but nothing came out. We looked in, and it was all ice. With the other beer, we opened it and observed carefully. It started freezing when we disturbed it. The lime juice in the Corona probably did the same thing.


      This is a case of a super-cooled liquid. It was the high pressure that allowed it to get to a lower temperature without freezing in the first place. Once the pressure is released, any disturbance will allow the freezing.


      You can do a similar thing with a super-saturated solution. One example is making rock candy. Boil water and put *lots* of sugar in it. Then let the sugar-water sit out in a glass container. Put popsicle sticks in it (not touching the sides of the jar), and sugar crystals will grow on the sticks, once the water cools.

      main(O){10<putchar((O--,102-((O&4)*16| (31&60>>5*(O&3)))))&&main(2+O);}

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      main(O){10<putchar((O--,102-((O&4)*16| (31&60>>5*(O&3)))))&&main(2+ O);}
      LN2 is cool!
    2. Re:The Corona and lime Affect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once put a bottle of Zima (hence the AC posting) in the freezer and forgot about it. When I came back it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. The cap was about an inch off the top of the bottle and supported by what appeared to be a frozen guyser. I have since graduated to better poisons.

    3. Re:The Corona and lime Affect by Spasemunki · · Score: 2

      It could be that by bringing the beer to such a low temperature, you are inadvertantly creating a supersaturated solution. The ability of water to absorb solute (i.e salt, sugar, etc) decreases with temperature. So, if you make a sulution at a high temperature (brewing process) and then bring it down to a signifigantly lower temperature, there is actually more solute in the solution than can really be maintained. Once you add the lime juice, you bump the solute amount just a little too far and the semi-dissolved solids in the lime juice create a "seed" for crystals to form around, just like a bit of dirt or salt can create a "seed" for a raindrop. What you are seeing as freezing may be a process of solute's in the beer crystalizing out from around the lime juice "seed" that you added.
      Does anyone remember the specifics of this process better? It's been a long time since 12th grade chem, and even longer since I paid attention to the guy who taught it to me.

  71. Caffrey's! by Pyramid · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe no one has mentioned Caffrey's Irish Ale! It's a damn fine beer (bottled by Guiness) that has the same cool widget in the can and has the same surging bubble effect.



    Caffrey's......the OTHER kick ass, funky, bubbly ale.

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  72. Soon to be in bottles too? by Malc · · Score: 2

    I spoke with some marketing people from Guinness at a friend's wedding in the summer. It seems that they now have a widget in their bottles too. Unfortunately a couple of them exploded, so they haven't yet been able to release them!

    BTW, why does everybody here use knifes and things like that to open their Guinness cans? It's only thin metal: grab at both ends and rotate back and forth in opposite directions. It will soon tear open without needing much effort. Then again, maybe it's better to use something else as that leads to sharp edges that could slice open your hands as you twist the can!

  73. Of widgets and bubble convection. by Stavr0 · · Score: 2

    On a semi-related issue, your glass has to be dirty for the bubbles to really kick in. If you have a clean-room grade glass, the CO2 has no particles to fixate on. It's very similar to the crystallization of solutions needing a 'seed' to start.
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  74. Can do this with any other beer by JJ · · Score: 2

    As a part time brewmeister, I wish to point out that this phenomenon can be replicated with any other beer. The important factor is that Guiness uses nitrogen instead of carbon dioxide. Nitrogen gas has a higher surface tension, hence the smaller bubbles are carried with the liquid flow. On occasion, I and other brewers carbonate with nitrogen and use it for dispensing. I can even make a pale ale emulate the Guiness effect. Nitrogen is more expensive than CO2 though.
    Bottoms Up.

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    1. Re:Can do this with any other beer by mdillon · · Score: 1

      Wexford's Irish Cream Ale does something very similar to the Guiness thing.

      try it some time and you'll be pleasantly impressed: Wexford's

  75. source for bar taps by hawk · · Score: 2

    This is getting a bit off topic, but what the hell :)

    I have a three-tap refridgerator for my homebrew, and I need to get arround to a fourth tap for the nitrogen mix for my stouts.

    Superior Manufacturing (I think; it's superior something :) sells in low quantities to individuals. A simple tap handle is about $30, and the Guinness-slow-thingy is about $100. You can usually get them from homebrew shops as well, but they all tend to buy from superior and double or triple the price anyway :)

    The expensive part is the CO2 cannister, but buy big; it will save you in the long term--filling a 20 lb cannister costs about a dollar more than a 5lb. On the other hand, it's not convenient to haul around . . .

  76. avoid US bottles by hawk · · Score: 2

    In about 1993, the US bottled version was changed for the worse--much worse. It was seriously watered, and I don't know what else.

    On the other hand, some yeast slipped through, and a friend cultured it, but I think my sample went bad years ago . . .

    Also, before ordering it on tap, check how long the keg's been open. Somewhere around three days seems to be the cutoff . . .

  77. the source of many great discoveries by hawk · · Score: 2

    Do you really think that anyone who contributed to quantum mechanics was sober at the time?

    And then there's the coswine function from inebriated mathemeticians. Sine is from the unit cirecle, the hyperbolic sine from the unit hyerbola, and they'd had enough that they started working with the unit square . . .

  78. Someone else has that by mcrandello · · Score: 1

    There's a beer here in the US called Boddington's Pub Ale or something similar, that has something similar in the can IIRC.


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  79. IMPORTANT!!! Re:What makes Guinness special? by tchristney · · Score: 2

    Hmmm. Having known many a bartender in the past, I can assure you that they have no N2 bottle in the back pressurizing the kegs. The bubbles are made very small mostly due to the long rubbery thing that is at the very end of the tap. Inside that little tube is a set of screens, similar to aerators on kitchen taps. These screens make the bubbles smaller than North American beers, which don't have the special tap. So, if you have a relatively viscous beer (such as most stouts), you can give your homebrew the cascade (as most folks call it) by pouring the brew through a set of screens. Of course, you need to have a certain amount of pressure at the screens, so a funnel with a hose connected should be used to gravity feed the spout holding the screens. Incidentally, this setup can be used to add beautiful art to the head of the pint. Now that is a rare skill these days that this beer drinker truly appreciates!

    So, I would recommend using 3 to 5 0.05mm screens about 3mm apart, i.e. not touching so that the beer will flow properly. Then most of the bubbles will be of the correct size to cascade. Some will agglomerate, initiating the effect. I haven't tried it, so some experimentation with the number spacing and size of the screens as well as the amount of gravity potential will be necessary. I'm going to try it, and if I succeed, then I will try to get my results posted for all to use!

    About the widget - I suspect that that thing simply creates really small bubbles. I intend to check this hypothesis over the next week or so as well.

    About the study - I don't think that it really provided new insights, as I have known about the screens well before this study even began. I was told by someone who had known it for years. I suspect that the folks at Guiness have known it for decades. Still, to see it scientifically demonstrated in such a way will silence many a self-proclaimed beer scholar! The most important discovery in my opinion is the size of the bubble requuired for the cascade.

    One final observation - the argument that N2 sinks while CO2 rises makes no sense. CO2 is heavier (1.977 g/l) than N2 (1.2506 g/l), so if either sinks, it would be the CO2 before the N2. Of course, being a gas, they both are significantly more bouyant than the Guiness... I have heard this argument vehemently debated over many a pint of the world's finest stout.

  80. I only take 43 by mcrandello · · Score: 1

    Small frame you see %)


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  81. Nope... by linuxmop · · Score: 1

    Sorry, that's wrong...
    From the patent mentioned in an above post:

    Said ejection causes gas to be evolved from solution in the beverage in the
    main container chamber to form a head of froth on the beverage.


    The widget is most certainly for forming the froth.

  82. Stop talking, start acting! by crazyfrenchmen · · Score: 1

    Common people, i pour the Guiness and the bubbles go down... in my stomach!

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  83. Re:you can only get a real pint of Guinness in D.. by redled · · Score: 1
    Not exactly true. Although Guinness is brewed under licence around the world (for example, in Canada I think Molson's brews it), and yes, it does taste better than the authentic Dublin variety, it is now possible to buy "the real stuff" in other countries now. I noticed a few weeks ago that here in Canada, that you can now buy cans marked "Dublin." Further inspection reveals that it is, in fact, brewed at St. James's Gate. Of course, it's a little more expensive, but it's obviously worth it. Incidentily, while in Mexico my sister noticed Guinness imported from Ireland that was slightly different than normal -it was 7% alcohol! Also Harp, which was never as popular as Guinness has always been available here as an imported beer.

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  84. Inhaling Helium by JerkBoB · · Score: 1
    Not to mention the fact that helium-squeaking is NOT a good thing for your vocal chords. They squeak because they're FROZEN! Helium can damage you if you do it too much.

    Wrong wrong wrong... Your vocal chords might be frozen if you're sucking in liquid helium, but then you've got things other than your vocal chords to worry about.

    You sound funny after inhaling helium because helium is lighter than the air mixture your vocal chords normally generate sound in. Because the gas mixture is lighter, the speed of sound is faster. Basically, (lighter gas + vibrations from vocal chords) = higher-pitched sound.

    The only danger from inhaling helium is possible asphyxiation, if you forget to breathe some oxygen occasionally.

    Don't believe me? Check out what howstuffworks.com has to say about it.

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    1. Re:Inhaling Helium by elthia · · Score: 1

      Cool, thanks. I wonder where the heck I heard the freezing thing. Memory seems to attribute it to high-school science class, but I can't think my science teachers would have given us that... Hum...

      I'm saving that url, I like it. :)

      -Elthia

  85. Try looking at http://www.guinness.com by GMontag · · Score: 1

    http://www.Guinness.com/us/drink/faq/faq1.html

    Pretty much covers this mystery.

  86. Already been done. by aardvaark · · Score: 1

    Hello all,

    I'm a grad student at University of Oregon,
    department of Geological Sciences,
    and I took a fluid mechanics course from
    a guy named Michael Manga. As part of
    his research, I think he already figured
    this out. He has an article on his research
    with a side note about the beer I believe.
    Even has a really nice picture of Guiness.

    Sorry Aussies, but I think it's too late
    by a number of years!

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  87. Re:Guinness used to be prescribed to pregnant wome by bla · · Score: 1

    my mum used to claim that she would drink a beer while nursing me. relaxed her, and put me right to sleep. unfortunately, i don't think it was guiness. i guess they were on to something back then :)

  88. WRONG!: Re:IMPORTANT!!! Re:What makes Guinness spe by billybob+jr · · Score: 1

    I know that probably no one is reading this anymore, but just in case they do:

    My roommate is a bar tender at a bar here at Purdue that serves Guinness on tap. It does have a seperate bottle to pressurize the keg. Guinness is NOT pressurized with CO2. At least it isn't here.

  89. Re:Uses for a Guinness widget. (Spelling fixed) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Boddington's Ale has a Draughtflow ^TM widget in it. It has two identical elastomer valves in it, and definitely floats exit valve down, always. Seems that when the pressure differential between the inside of the widget (nitrogen) and the outside becomes great enough, the nitrogen squirts straight down into the ale. There is at least one Web site that explains widgets; sorry to have lost the URL.

    Anyhow, you pull out the little valves, and blow through the widget. The noise is an excellent imitation of the sound of whistling wind! Acoustic bandwidth is just right.

    Nicholas Bodley // nbodley@world.std.com

  90. Why nitrogen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Web site about widgets said that nitrogen works better than air because oxygen somehow creates larger bubbles, iirc (and I may not...). There is a reason not to include oxygen, though.