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But they're not evil! They said so! So it must be all right then.

"Browsers don't need to be integrated with online apps," said marketing developer Ian Moulster. "Certainly not like the operating system ... I'll just get back to you."

"We are so, so happy with Google Chrome," mumbled Mozilla CEO John Lilly through gritted teeth.

"We are so, so happy with Google Chrome," mumbled Mozilla CEO John Lilly through gritted teeth.

In the UK, of course, the government distributes your information to everyone by USB key ;-)

Srsly, the Information Commissioner is getting very shitty about this sort of thing and seriously talking about prosecuting government departments (i.e., senior civil servants) for data breaches. You can be sure a few private companies will make good notches on his Clue Gun.

... maybe.

The whole point of exporting Intellectual Property through trade agreements and so on is to own the brains of the poorer countries - recolonise them without having to actually maintain force of arms there.

I'm sure Rudyard Kipling would have called it "the corporate man's burden." It's for their own good, I'm sure.

What the UK needs is for the government to get the bill for breaches ;-)

Seriously, the Information Commissioner has actually served enforcement notices on the most incompetent departments and the Conservative opposition has called for prosecutions.

In socialist England the gov't gives it all away free!

... maybe.

The trouble is that people who follow satire know more about the news than people who read the actual news. So eventually we'll all be reading UnNews and fake news sites!

According to the media, everything causes and cures cancer.

Let me guess, Edison fanboy administrators kept Tesla's revelation off Wikipedia?

Nothing to fear! Just like previous advances in technology!

Because this would be cheaper.

Dat's okay, dey got someone even bettah.

Microsoft, "out of touch"? Never!

I can think of a much more appropriate choice.

mmm, brains.

Dilbert_ writes "Since most dot com domains of the form www.[common english word].com are taken today, you could theoretically surf around using just a dictionary. Now you can search the web from a page that will will automatically generate a fresh load of links, based on a dictionnary. " For some reason this amuses me greatly.