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Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista

Barence writes "Microsoft has signed up comedian Jerry Seinfeld to its $300 million Vista PR blitz, as it attempts to turn around the negative perception surrounding its operating system. Reports suggest Bill Gates will also appear in the ads, which, given the comedy timing he displayed in his 'Bill's Last Day' video, and the deadpan manner of Seinfeld, could result in a huge hit for the company." Reader Zarmanto notes in his journal that "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

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  1. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by halsver · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please mod parent -5 Banned... Jeez

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  2. Clearly by Darkness404 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Clearly this is simply meaning that Vista has stolen enough ideas from OS X to make even a make user endorse it.

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    1. Re:Clearly by Kugrian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is advertising that powerful? I'll admit I haven't used Vista a lot, but there doesn't seem to be any improvement over XP. The blind test was a nice idea, but I'm guessing are used to a fairly stable, fairly usable OS.. sorta like XP.

      Vista is a service pack to XP. Apple has the right idea here. Get a decent base, then release updates of that. The difference is, Apple release them pretty much as updates to their core and advertise it as such - Microsoft do the same thing, but say it's all new.

      I don't have anything aganist MS, but Vista was a non-starter. Despite the money they've put into it, I think they'd be better moving on and just trying to brush Vista under the carpet. I'm unsure how much mainstream press Vista's downfalls have had, but two years of bitching is going to be hard to just throw advertising at.

      Then again, people are that stupid.

    2. Re:Clearly by node+3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly this is simply meaning that Vista has stolen enough ideas from OS X to make even a make user endorse it.

      Actually, he doesn't know he's pushing Vista. He thinks it's the upcoming Windows Mojave, which totally rocks.

    3. Re:Clearly by bob.appleyard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly this is simply meaning that Vista has stolen enough ideas from OS X to make even a make user endorse it.

      I didn't realise Jerry Seinfeld managed software builds...

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    4. Re:Clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting who they are marketing to: the older generation. This is why Jerry Seinfield is on there. The older folks know him well. They are statistically the higher majority who buy Macs. The Microsoft advertising isn't for Slashdot users, nor is it for young people. This is for the older generation. I admit, it's a good advertising idea. I'm buying a Mac because I'm going back into film and Macs are the industry standard for it. Ask Seinfield. Microsoft isnt' advertising for this group either. Just the older guys. So stay calm... you're not the ones being pressured here.

    5. Re:Clearly by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Wooosh!

    6. Re:Clearly by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Is advertising that powerful?

      Yes. The trend of the number of US women smoking public going from zero to over fifty percent in a couple of decades shows how much impact a PR campaign can have. It's not the 1950s anymore but we are probably much more gullible than that generation. The success of the PR campaign about the WMD is another example.

  3. Seinfeld the Mac user by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

    Yes. And after a long hard days filming, the stars of the show would all use that computer to surf the net and read Slashdot, because that's the kind of introverted computer nerds they were.

    1. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You laugh, but I bet Wil Wheaton would have a GREAT response to this.

    2. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seeing Seinfeld hawk Vista will certainly make me run out and buy it, 'cause I always turn to cynical comedians for advice on Windows.

    3. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

      So I guess he has been a closet Windows user all along.

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    4. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We should pitch in, raise $200 dollars and hire Newman to promote XFCE as means of countering Seinfeld's propaganda.

    5. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Foofoobar · · Score: 0, Troll

      So you are basically calling yourself an introverted computer nerd? Wow. That's brutally honest. So when are you going to move out of your mothers basement?

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    6. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

      I want to make a "Master of his domain" joke, somehow... or perhaps "What's the deal with blue screens?"

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    7. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by wondershit · · Score: 1

      Jerry? Is that you?

    8. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about Justin Long

      I think he may fit in that category

    9. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by rhyder128k · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Have you ever noticed how whenever you're in a hurry, Windows has always swapped out the workspace of the app you're trying to use? I mean, how hard can it be for Bill to pay someone to just go to Apple and say, 'Guys, how the hell do you design an operating system?'.

      And another thing that bugs me about that Windows... "

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    10. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      If they were REAL nerds they would surf the net in between takes.

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    11. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      20 years. Ok, so technically I won't be moving out, that's just her estimated remaining lifespan. At the end of that, it would be my basement. Unless I have siblings... Do you think I should go up and check?

    12. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Nah... if they haven't noticed you in the crawlspace by now, I'd say stay silent. No need to for unnecessary social interaction when you've made it this far without it.

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    13. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seinfeld just a shill anyway. He's a NY Mets fan, and had Mets hats in the corner for the first few seasons, than the hat magically turned into a Yankee's hat...

    14. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I bet Wil spent a lot of time on the 'net after filming, him being so popular there and all.

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    15. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by cyborch · · Score: 1

      "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

      Mac users may find it funny, but as a mac user I cannot see the video as MSN video says that it does not support my operating system. Does anyone have a mirror, or a youtube link, or anything like that?

      PS. no more saying that you really use a mac, since clearly you all used windows and IE to see that video...

    16. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by R.D.Olivaw · · Score: 1

      Seeing Seinfeld hawk Vista will certainly make me run out and buy it, 'cause I always turn to cynical comedians for advice on Windows.

      You are not the target audience. the target audience is the one that relies on celebrities to make shopping decisions. It seems to be a huge part of the population judging from past adverts. Why would I buy a watch because some actor wears it? The silliest one is an ad for washing machines done by an es tennis champion. there are people who base these kind of decisions on the opinion of a fading star who couldn't manage their wealth and had to resort to doing tacky ads to support themselves.

    17. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by chunk08 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is this "mother" you speak of?

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    18. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by BrowncoatJedi · · Score: 0

      Well obviously you COULDN'T come up with an actual joke, or you would have. Therefore, a 5 for funny is bullshit.

    19. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Macs are(or were) favored by 'design' people, because of their own excellent physical design.

      A TV/Movie set designer would choose a Mac as a set-peice, as they look(ed) much cooler than generic OEM PC's.

      If a character actually uses the Computer, the UI would be replete with horrible plot-clarifying colors, sounds, and huge animated text that would make any Slashdot user cringe. Ranging from the VFS use in Jurassic Park "This is UNIX, I know this!" to the password entry scene in 'Jumping Jack Flash' with Whoopi Goldberg.

    20. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by drsquare · · Score: 1

      It's a perfect match. An over-rated, has-been sitcom actor advertising an over-rated, has-been operating system.

    21. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never been amused by Seinfeld.

      This seems the perfect match, the unfunny "comedian" plugging the unfunctional OS.

    22. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should pitch in, raise $200 dollars and hire Newman to promote xmonad as means of countering Seinfeld's propaganda.

      Fixed that four you.

    23. Re:Seinfeld the Mac user by rootooftheworld · · Score: 0

      no idea. guys?

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  4. Out of touch much? by sokoban · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, this could either be a great move on MS's part or an illustration of how woefully out of touch with popular culture they are. Seinfeld hasn't been on the air in over 10 years at this point (new episodes at least).

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    1. Re:Out of touch much? by olclops · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You have to assume that Crispin Porter (their new agency) is well aware of that, and plans to use it to their advantage. They have a reputation in the ad business of being the hippest of the the hip ad shops.

    2. Re:Out of touch much? by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Microsoft, "out of touch"? Never!

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    3. Re:Out of touch much? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seinfeld hasn't been on the air in over 10 years at this point (new episodes at least).

      Well, Richard Stallman's been re-running the same damn hippie crap on his channel for at least that long. And over at Apple? Steve Jobs has been wearing that same black turtleneck since 1986. And how about that Penguin? Man, that is fresh!

      Actually, I imagine that Seinfeld's "establishment" personality is probably going to work very well in this case. It has the potential to be brilliant, with lots of good humorous irony potential. His AmEx spots have generally been pretty good. We'll see.

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    4. Re:Out of touch much? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On the contrary, I think it fits perfectly with an OS that's always been a decade behind everybody else.

    5. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money CAN buy you love. Amazing!

    6. Re:Out of touch much? by lofidan · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I think it fits perfectly with an OS that's always been a decade behind everybody else.

      You forgot one of these...

    7. Re:Out of touch much? by Locutus · · Score: 2

      Seinfeld as hip? Yikes, this should be interesting and probably funny. Not funny haha but funny as in silly.

      Well, both Seinfeld and Microsoft are old news so they have that much in common. Vista is a yawn and again, something in common. Seinfeld tried to do a movie( Bee Movie ) and Microsoft tried to do another OS release( Vista ) and both were flops.

      Any other things people can think Seinfeld and Microsoft/Vista have in common?

      LoB

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    8. Re:Out of touch much? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a lot of us have a bad emotional vibe from his constant pimping of bee movie, and his wife's cookbook thing. I have a mental flinch at the thought of hearing a commercial with him now. Before the constant interviews where he showed a disturbing lack of humor, I'd have been a bit more open.

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    9. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason I read that and thought "wha? Crispin Glover has an advertising agency?", and then I realized my mistake, and then I thought it would be kickass if Crispin Glover ran an advertising agency.

    10. Re:Out of touch much? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Money CAN buy you love. Amazing!

      It's certainly been working for Apple, that's for sure. I can't even imagine what all of those "PC Users Are Losers" ads must cost. Now, if they'd just put a little of that cash into making the 3G aspect of their new phone actually work... or make the patch they just released to make it work actually make it work... nah, it's way more fun to make Windows users feel unfashionable.

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    11. Re:Out of touch much? by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      There are differences. People think that Jerry's gay because he's thin and he's neat. However, Windows is messy and bloated.

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    12. Re:Out of touch much? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Seinfeld as hip?

      That's not what the GP said.

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    13. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Jobs used to wear a bow tie and a suit in the 80s. It was really odd

    14. Re:Out of touch much? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not like he was in a major blockbuster last summer or anything.

    15. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Crispin Porter

      I do wonder if they picked Seinfeld or had him thrust on them. Or decided after researching the client and target to death. (Was Leno asked first?)

      But regardless I'd love to see their initial concepts for how to make this pig fly. What'll probably air will be simply competant and not compelling. Like, 'Vista is the latest personal computing technology from the biggest name in computers - get it' -- it won't hurt apple sales but it may dampen pre-installed Linux demand. But I'll be entertained if Vista manages to be just as damaging for Seinfeld and Crispn Porter as it has for Microsoft. It kinda seems to have black-hole potential.

    16. Re:Out of touch much? by DI+Rebus · · Score: 1

      Really out of touch would be hiring Jerry Orbach to pitch Vista, given that he's dead.

    17. Re:Out of touch much? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yep. They should get Cartman from south park.

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    18. Re:Out of touch much? by jmpeax · · Score: 1

      Well, both Seinfeld and Microsoft are old news so they have that much in common.

      Do you see the irony in claiming that Seinfeld and Microsoft are old news in response to a news story about Seinfeld and Microsoft?

      Besides, I don't see how as a Slashdot user you can think Microsoft is old news - there are at least a few stories about Microsoft every couple of days.

    19. Re:Out of touch much? by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      He was the only comedian they could afford.

    20. Re:Out of touch much? by Mathness · · Score: 1

      Seinfeld the TV series isn't new (he was know before that), but Seinfeld the actor/comedian is still very active in stand-up and movies (to name some). So that is hardly a dated choice for Microsoft.

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    21. Re:Out of touch much? by sokoban · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're right, he was in a movie which cost $150 million to produce, but which grossed about $125 million.

      No blocks were ever at risk of being busted.

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    22. Re:Out of touch much? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      right, the ad agency is considered "the hippest of the hip", not Seinfeld. I see now that they could do a 'hip' commercial without using updated elements. Kinda like the commercials where they get a customer to explain car insurance and some psueudo-famous person to give their interpretation. Hip without characters being hip. Got it.

      LoB

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    23. Re:Out of touch much? by Locutus · · Score: 1

      they're old news in the sense that it is getting boring to hear from or about them. There may be new press releases but stuff like Balmer claiming Googles Android was just a press release shows how much like "old news" they are.

      There brand is falling and there are other more exciting things going on. So it's like talking about old news. IMO

      LoB

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    24. Re:Out of touch much? by alexborges · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its hip cause of the demographics. Target audience for windows vista grew up with seinfield and love him.

      MS is just ignoring the children which they have already lost... TO US and TO MAC.

      MS is going to be less relevant in the years to come: they have accepted their faith.

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    25. Re:Out of touch much? by Yvan256 · · Score: 0

      Because Apple controls AT&T's 3G network, they can easily overcome any pr....

      Wait, they don't control cellphone companies?

      Don't put all the blame on Apple. The unlimited 3G data nature of the iPhone in a lot of countries means the cellphone companies networks are probably overloaded right now, so there's no bandwidth left for voice calls.

    26. Re:Out of touch much? by kpainter · · Score: 1

      Seinfeld hasn't been on the air in over 10 years

      What are you talking about? That is perfect timing. Didn't Vista development start at the about the same time Seinfeld went off the air? And the mere thought that Microsoft can polish the turd that is Vista is funnier than Seinfeld too.

    27. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look at those PC and Mac commercials and they make me want a PC because the MAC is sort of a dick.

    28. Re:Out of touch much? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      I see you got modded troll, but I must agree when it comes to the interface. Explorer is years behind other GUIs when it comes to both usability and stability. Sure, they added the breadcrumb bar and a slightly better search but then they removed all of the optional features I've been using since Windows 98. What the hell did they do that for?

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    29. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advertisements are so cool! Where would I get my hip cool ideas about what to buy if not for these remarkable visionaries?

    30. Re:Out of touch much? by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      Just curious, what optional features. I also have to admit, I love the breadcrumb bar and the search isn't just slightly better, but actually usable compared to previous OSes. The only thing that really annoys me about Vista's Explorer is that there's no up button, but backspace or the breadcrumb thing function the same way.

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    31. Re:Out of touch much? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Now that was a good click there. Maybe there'll be a "Road to Longhorn" movie someday.

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    32. Re:Out of touch much? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      True. But to be fair, Finder still doesn't have tabs (nor does Vista for that matter; both of them need to get on that). I think both sides have a fair amount of clumsiness to them, at least as far as the file browser goes. The desktop UI as a whole is fairly polished on both sides (though I'd say Microsoft may have spent a little too much time waxing when there were still dings that needed fixing), though the accessibility of system preferences really went straight to hell with Vista.

      Windows at its core has been getting increasingly stable over the years. Out of the box, both XP and Vista are pretty solid. Unfortunately, as soon as third-party software or drivers get involved (which is to say, almost immediately), that often falls right off. A year and a half in, I still can't get a nVidia GPU driver that doesn't cause my system standby to bugger out, at least as of a couple weeks ago when I last tried (and failed, gave up, and re-wiped that hard drive and set it back to work as another storage device). The UI has a level of polish that doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out anymore; unfortunately, they moved so much stuff around to so many even more unintuitive locations than they were in XP that I couldn't use it if I wanted to, driver issues notwithstanding.

      OS X I still feel has a very clumsy file browsing interface. I understand that it's intended to be much more search-driven which is fantastic for documents (and sometimes images and media files). Unfortunately, half of my day is spent in TextMate writing code, and spotlight tends to choke in that department. The autocomplete in the Cmd-shift-g go to folder dialog really sucks compared to the dropdowns in Windows, and I'd rather stay on the keyboard than bounce between it and the mouse when browsing files.

      I can't speak about Linux at all, being the non-Linux-using blaspheme of a Slashdotter that I am. The last time I tried I hated it, but I only gave it about five minutes before realizing I didn't care. My understanding is that they've made a lot of progress, but that doesn't greatly affect me right now. /whine

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    33. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not. Remember, Microsoft is always right.

      Remember that "Dancing in the Dark" internal Microsoft video? Gag.

      The only thing I see them doing is a spoof of Apple's Mac/PC ads, with Gates and Seinfeld in their respective roles. In other words, the ad agency is somehow going to have to make Gates look good compared to Seinfeld. It's not going to be pretty.

    34. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're right, he was in a movie which cost $150 million to produce, but which grossed about $125 million. No blocks were ever at risk of being busted.

      That's the US gross. The worldwide gross was $287 million.

    35. Re:Out of touch much? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Dude, its the greatest tv show ever. It is still on the air in reruns on broadcast tv. It never went off. Its like just maybe one of these days I'll tune in and a new episode will come on.

      Its like complaining that using a classic rock tune int he background of an add is out of touch. Some things are classic and will never be out of touch, because they are things. Things don't have hands or fingers, so how can they be out of touch? Then again are they ever in touch? Why doesn't any one ever say that? "Hey man that band is so in touch!" If something touches me it had better be my wifes hands or the mocking bird. I'll tell you something that didn't touch me, the english patient, I mean could it be any more boring? I mean why could he just freaking die already? I dated a masseuse once, And I 'll tell you this they will touch anyone except the man they're dating. They're like hand whores. When you think about it, shouldn't they be wearing some protection when they give you a massage? I mean all the touching all over other peoples boddies? Its ridiculous! How do I know what fat disgusting slob they've been giving rub downs to? And whats with the white uniforms they wear? Who wears uniforms to their work? Its not fast food, but geez even with fast food they use gloves for your food. Shouldn't they at least do that for your body? And I'll tell you one thing they are not Doctors! They may want to pretend that they know the human body, but the only education they've got was the rundown at the free clinic once a month.

      I mean come on.

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    36. Re:Out of touch much? by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      I want to see a Mac/PC ad where a CGI-animated penguin beats the shit out of the Mac and PC.

    37. Re:Out of touch much? by Inner_Child · · Score: 1

      I smell a new sitcom! The Odd Couple: The Next Generation.

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    38. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, this could either be a great move on MS's part or an illustration of how woefully out of touch with popular culture they are. Seinfeld hasn't been on the air in over 10 years at this point (new episodes at least).

      They aren't trying to sell to the under twenty crowd. Everyone whose over twenty probably knows who he is.

    39. Re:Out of touch much? by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

      Jerry isn't aired for a while but most of the decision-makers these days were ones watching and loving the show, because this show was targeted at 30+ age group. Do your calculations.
      Actually it's very smart move for Microsoft although as a tag says: too late.

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    40. Re:Out of touch much? by bogjobber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And grossed $160 million overseas. And had a ridiculous amount of merchandising and tie-ins. And grossed about $70 million domestic on DVD sales.

      Yes, it was a blockbuster.

    41. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIP Lenny :(

    42. Re:Out of touch much? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs has been wearing that same black turtleneck since 1986.

      Not true. He has a huge wardrobe full of identical black turtlenecks.

    43. Re:Out of touch much? by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      Maybe "hip" as in "hip replacement"

    44. Re:Out of touch much? by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      Weeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll..... Vista's a bitch, it's a big fat bitch, it's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, it's a mean old bitch and it has stupid flair, it's a bitch to all the boys and girls...

    45. Re:Out of touch much? by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      It has the potential to be brilliant, with lots of good humorous irony potential.

      I think that's the point. "Gosh, I haven't been on the air making substantial new things for a decade. But, I'm still as dependable and reliable as ever. So, why switch to the new and questionable Vista when you have good old, reliable XP?"

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    46. Re:Out of touch much? by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      At least you can cut and paste files, try doing that in the OS X Finder. OS X is on the 5th major release and they still haven't bothered to fix Finder and turn it into the "world class" file management GUI they like to talk about.... oh look shiny dock icons.

      Disclaimer: I own and use both Macs and PCs. I don't take sides.

    47. Re:Out of touch much? by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      "Now on NBC, a former Seinfeld cast member stars in... The Odd Couple: The single season disappointment."

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    48. Re:Out of touch much? by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Bob: "Braaaiiinnns?"
      Bing: "Braaaiiinnns!"

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    49. Re:Out of touch much? by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      He was the only comedian they could afford.

      Nonsense! Microsoft has a lot of money. You mean he was the only comedian that would sell out to them... :P

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    50. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that a lot of us have a bad emotional vibe from his constant pimping of bee movie, and his wife's cookbook thing. I have a mental flinch at the thought of hearing a commercial with him now.

      I also have a mental flinch when I think of him, but it's because he's an old man who dates minors and newly weds.

    51. Re:Out of touch much? by chrish · · Score: 1

      Get to work, Blender runs on Linux. You can probably get the penguin model out of TuxRacer or something.

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    52. Re:Out of touch much? by linhares · · Score: 1
    53. Re:Out of touch much? by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. Using Seinfeld only targets the demographic of people who are most likely to use Windows anyway. The young generation (Microsoft's future, or lack of it) only know Seinfeld by name and don't hold him or his show in such high esteem as those in the 30+ bracket. Since the kids are the ones MS is losing, and the kids are the ones who will be teaching and converting their parents to new technologies, it's the kids MS should be shooting for if they're going to put their big focus on any one bracket.

    54. Re:Out of touch much? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I really don't think so plus it really did suck.

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    55. Re:Out of touch much? by manekineko2 · · Score: 1

      Strange that all the ordinary free with sign-up 3G phones are working fine then.

    56. Re:Out of touch much? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a congestion of the 3G networks, but if the other phones are working fine...

    57. Re:Out of touch much? by SpiderClan · · Score: 1

      I can't even imagine what all of those "PC Users Are Losers" ads must cost.

      Indeed. Two guys standing in a room talking will definitely break the bank. Maybe they should hire someone less FX intensive to make their ads, like George Lucas or Pixar.

    58. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me, how would that much ego fit into so little a brain? Stop trolling and go whooosh away, big people are trying to have a discussion here.

    59. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm expecting lots of humourous irony potential.

      Seinfeld: "No really, Vista's good"
      Me: Hahahaha!

      (alternate ending)

      Seinfeld: *talks about Vista*
      Me: ..... that's a shame.

    60. Re:Out of touch much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't even imagine what all of those "PC Users Are Losers" ads must cost.

      Indeed. Two guys standing in a room talking will definitely break the bank.

      Aired during the Olympics, American Idol finals, Lost season finale, etc.

  5. Re:Who are these people...? by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who use this buggy, slow Operating System?

    George Costanza. That way he doesn't have to work. He just tells his boss that his computer is slow so he can't get much done.

  6. Don't Care by Trojan35 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

    Just an FYI, mac users are pretty similar to PC users. Most of us just don't care.

    1. Re:Don't Care by frisket · · Score: 1

      But Vista runs perfectly happily (virtualised or dual-booted) on my new Mac :-)

    2. Re:Don't Care by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just an FYI, mac users are pretty similar to PC users. Most of us just don't care.

      They should care -- they pay for that. Macs don't show up by accident -- they show up because Apple pays for them to show up. When you buy a Mac, part of what you pay goes for Apple to buy product placements.

      Just FWIW, the last time I checked Apple had the largest product placement budget of any computer maker I could find. At least at that time, HP had something like 10 times the computer sales, but less than one third the product placement budget.

      Personally, I think this is true genius on the part of Apple. I'm convinced that product placements probably have a better payoff than almost any other sort of advertising. I think that's particularly true when/if a large part of what you're selling is a style or image.

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    3. Re:Don't Care by Bert64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, that and the fact macs are more common among people working in creative industries, so the people building the sets and such are more likely to have macs available to them.

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    4. Re:Don't Care by node+3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just FWIW, the last time I checked Apple had the largest product placement budget of any computer maker I could find.

      Actually, Apple doesn't pay for product placement. There are a few notable exceptions, like ID4 and MI which were more involved than mere product placement and were really cross-marketing.

      The reason you see so many Macs on TV and in films is because they tend to look good. iPods get shown because that's what people have (do you really think a show wants to alienate/confuse its viewers by talking about an iRiver?).

    5. Re:Don't Care by yo_tuco · · Score: 1

      "I like the build quality of their laptops and all, but I don't think the stigma is worth it."

      Put a Penguin or OpenBSD sticker on it then. Your "stigma" will change.

    6. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FWIW, the last time I checked Apple had the largest product placement budget of any computer maker I could find. At least at that time, HP had something like 10 times the computer sales, but less than one third the product placement budget.

      sources or you're full of shit

    7. Re:Don't Care by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      Just an FYI, mac users are pretty similar to PC users. Most of us just don't care.

      I have to agree - the OS most users use is determined by the hardware they purchase. Unless they have a nerdy friend or an IT department to harass, most end users are going to leave things stock.
      Which makes me wonder - why a marketing effort is required for an OS that comes with most new hardware from most hardware vendors?
      Unless the effort will sell more new boxes, I don't see it selling more Vista licenses.

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    8. Re:Don't Care by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Gotta call horseshit on that one. I never hear PC users start stupid, adolescent arguments about their fanboy-love for their systems with me if I mention the reasons a Mac is nice. But boy do I get to hear from every arrogant, self-righteous prick with a latte and a Mac about how bad my PC sucks and how much their Mac rocks. WITHOUT mentioning something that a PC happens to do well.

      Really? My experience is that if I mention that I own several PCs running various free UNIX-like operating systems and one Mac then immediately a majority of "gamers" and self-proclaimed Windows-using geeks will all of a sudden turn from "God I hate Vista/Windows is so shitty I don't even know why I'm using it/I only run Windows for games, I dual-boot Ubuntu for real work" to "Macs suck, the only have one mouse button/are dumbed down and locked down/only for faggots, lol". Yes, this is IRL, not on IRC or 4chan.

      OTOH, I'm in Sweden which is one big MS stronghold with the share of mac users being a lot less than it is in the US.

      /Mikael

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    9. Re:Don't Care by aedan · · Score: 1

      There is no 2.5 GB RAM limit on the MacBook. All you had to do was go to their web page and you find this:

      two SO-DIMM slots support up to 4GB

    10. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP had something like 10 times the computer sales, but less than one third the product placement budget.

      Personally, I think this is true genius on the part of Apple.

      And here I thought that the goal was to sell more computers...

    11. Re:Don't Care by pammon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple may make an effort to get their products on the screen, but they say they never actually pay for product placement.

    12. Re:Don't Care by AtariKee · · Score: 1

      Just an FYI, mac users are pretty similar to PC users. Most of us just don't care.

      I concur. Use what works for you; Windows, Mac, Linux, DOS, Pac-Man Hardware Operating System, etc. Bickering about platform choices is pointless and doesn't change anyone's mind.

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    13. Re:Don't Care by Nebu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just an FYI, mac users are pretty similar to PC users. Most of us just don't care.

      They should care -- they pay for that

      I think you are conflating two different usages of the phrase "they pay for that". One usage means "They are giving money, with the intent that this money be used for such and such a purpose". Another usage means "They are giving money, and it just so happened that the manner in which the money was used is such and such". Most people who are buying Macs are probably not handing over a thousand bucks, in exchange for having Macs used in product placement. Rather, they are spending over a thousand bucks to buy a Mac.

      Once you separate these two usages, it should be easier to understand why just because someone pays for a Mac, they don't necessarily care how Apple spends their profits.

    14. Re:Don't Care by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Just FWIW, the last time I checked Apple had the largest product placement budget of any computer maker I could find. At least at that time, HP had something like 10 times the computer sales, but less than one third the product placement budget.

      So this was about ten years ago. Well, good you are still fully up-to-date.

      Anyway, I once read an article about a company that rents Macs to TV, movie and advertising productions - no money coming from Apple in any way or form.

      Heck, why would Apple pay so the Apple logo gets taped over or turned into a pear? IOW, yes, Macs do show up without Apple paying for it.

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    15. Re:Don't Care by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Gotta call horseshit on that one. I never hear PC users start stupid, adolescent arguments about their fanboy-love for their systems with me if I mention the reasons a Mac is nice.

      Well, I do hear PC users start stupid, adolescent arguments about their hateboy-hate for everybody who has ever used a Mac and enjoyed it. Heck, I'm just answering to one.

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    16. Re:Don't Care by AtariKee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The marketing blah blah that you're insecure about is your problem. Won't be associated with a computer because of some douchebag users?!?!?

      Just because you hear every argument doesn't mean anyone else does.

      I won't quote market share or statistics, but I guarantee if you match beans to rice, you'll find that the douchebaggery would fall on a different side simply based on pure numbers. But it really doesn't matter anyway.

      Platform religious wars are pathetic, pointless, and change nobody's mind. Use what works for you and don't worry about what everyone else is doing. If you would have stopped at reason 1 in your point list, your insecurities wouldn't have shown through.

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    17. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disabled apple from the preferences, but this stupid comments still appears in every story about windows or linux, is irritating.

    18. Re:Don't Care by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 1
      The information was derived fairly directly from SEC financial statements. Apple's shows outlays to a few advertising agencies, one of which openly stated that essentially all they did was product placements. If you want to feel like I'm "full of shit", feel free though -- I'll openly admit I don't remember the names, nor do I have the ambition to spend a week or so tracking down all the relevant data about something over which I really don't much care.

      In case you're wondering why I spent the time on something I didn't care about, I didn't -- at the time, I was tracking down some information on which PC makers bought parts from what suppliers. On financial statements, however, it doesn't really tell you what they bought from a company, only how much money they spent there, and you have to check with that company to figure out what they sell...

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    19. Re:Don't Care by Jerry+Coffin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And here I thought that the goal was to sell more computers...

      Not necessarily. The goal is generally to make more money, not just to ship more units. Apple has a small market share, but a much higher profit margin than almost anybody else in the PC business.

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    20. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Macs suck, the only have one mouse button/are dumbed down and locked down/only for faggots, lol"

      Yeah, I hear that and immediately know that person is not a "geek". If fact, I've been thinking that Windows users are the the gay ones because they don't know Unix. OSX is capable of a lot of geeky Unix things not found in Windows without installing cygwin, a commercial Unix environment or a Unix port of a utility/application. And even then it still is not the same.

    21. Re:Don't Care by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

      This was particularly effective during the iMac "Colors" days. It appeared as though everyone had a neon orange or pink computer in their kitchen work area on in the cool kids bedrooms. Whenever a company went high-tech (like near the end of the Drew Carey show) they always had brand new neon headache inducing iMacs. (Disclaimer: Mac user, just not into psychodelic colors on my computer). Not only did it try to communicate that they were "the next big thing", but that they were an important part of the business or person's life. I think product placement still does them well, but at least in that era you couldn't miss that machine even if you wanted to. I can't tell you how many people bought one just to "match their carpet" or said "they seem to be really popular" though most didn't know a single person who owned one.

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    22. Re:Don't Care by Warbothong · · Score: 1

      Just FWIW, the last time I checked Apple had the largest product placement budget of any computer maker I could find.

      Actually, Apple doesn't pay for product placement. There are a few notable exceptions, like ID4 and MI which were more involved than mere product placement and were really cross-marketing.

      The reason you see so many Macs on TV and in films is because they tend to look good. iPods get shown because that's what people have (do you really think a show wants to alienate/confuse its viewers by talking about an iRiver?).

      Well, call it paranoia if you want, but on this http://house.wikia.com/wiki/It's_a_Wonderful_Lie episode of House I noticed 2 Macbooks (mother's and daughter's) being checked for a possible patient history, although I don't recall any patient email accounts being checked in previous episodes. All of the hospital monitoring equipment was using Macs for control and display. Plus House was given an iPhone for Christmas. Yes, it was the Christmas episode.

      Say what you like but I'm sure that the Apple company wallet lost more than a little weight to get that holiday screen time for their products.

    23. Re:Don't Care by mcsqueak · · Score: 3, Informative

      One of my favorite Mac placements has always been in the Russian action/horror movie Night Watch, where the iMacs all had carefully placed yellow post-it notes covering the telltale "Apple" logo on the back of the monitor.

      It always makes me chuckle because who would really stick a post-it on the back of their monitor? They already used so many digital effects in the movie it seems like it would have just been less tacky to digitally remove the Apple logo for that one quick scene.

    24. Re:Don't Care by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Informative

      They don't make a 13.3" Macbook Pro. I want 4GB of RAM in a laptop, not the 2.5GB limit of the regular Macbook.
      Current models of the regular macbook do support 4GB of ram. They even offer it as an option when you order.

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    25. Re:Don't Care by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Of course Apple pays for product placement. Apple is plastered all over Metal Gear Solid 4.

      If Apple didnt pay for their product placement, they would be sueing large corporations that are using their brands image, products and so forth... for financial gain.

    26. Re:Don't Care by GeoSlash · · Score: 1

      As someone who works on post-production of network episodic dramas, I can tell you that Apple DOES NOT pay for product placement. They provide machines to set designers for free. The set designers love the look of Apple products. Hollywood is mostly Mac with the exception of render farms and certain workstations. I have had to "paint out" many Mac logos in many shows because the nets don't want to give free advertising. BTW, IIRC, Steve Jobs saw a Powerbook on a show with the Apple logo upside down and that is when he decided to the the logo so it would read correctly with the lid open.

    27. Re:Don't Care by node+3 · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of TV shows that do this. Numb3rs, for example, always seems to tape over the Apple logos. This isn't a sign of "haha, how's that for product placement!", it's a sign of a shot that included a Mac (because they look nice, or because it's what was on set), but when approached for payment, Apple declined, so the someone involved covered the logo.

    28. Re:Don't Care by node+3 · · Score: 1

      If Apple didnt pay for their product placement, they would be sueing large corporations that are using their brands image, products and so forth... for financial gain.

      That's absurd. Do you think that every visible logo on fim, TV and video game requires permission? Even more absurd, that is has to be the case that the trademark holder always either pays for the placement, or sues and receives payment?

    29. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we just had a bunch of spare brand-new limited-edition $7500 Twentieth Anniversary Macintoshes sitting around.

    30. Re:Don't Care by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Say what you like but I'm sure that the Apple company wallet lost more than a little weight to get that holiday screen time for their products.

      Apple is notorious for declining requests for for-pay product placement. In fact, Apple won't even loan you props for a film.

      Why? Because Apple doesn't need to. Filmmakers seem willing enough as it is to use Macs without compensation.

      Buy some stock, and ask them, during their next shareholder meeting, if they engage in product placement, and if not, why not. It's a valid question, and they are legally required to be truthful (although not legally required to be forthcoming). You can also track their expenses, which are public, and look for promotional expenses which do not match reasonable estimates for their ad and promotional campaigns.

      Or, you could just assume that because House (sheesh, how much do you think Freddie Mac (wait, Freddie Mac!!! How much did Apple pay them!) paid for that placement!) got one of the hottest, most talked about tech gadgets of 2007 and 2008 for Christmas and because the computers on a show are all from one company (which happens to have the most award-winning designs) it could only mean one thing: for-pay product placement.

    31. Re:Don't Care by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      Yet you can't ignore that what apple users love about their macs isn't the mac-in itself, as a piece of technology, but what it signifies. All branding is ultimately a confusion between signifiers and signifieds.

      I certainly empathize with the poster you're responding to. Apple has turned computing into a lot of hype and fanboy-love, and you can't trust anything that is said about their products. This happened early on with Linux and open source, and with BeOS and now with Apple. It's stupid, really, and all these fanboys will kick themselves one day when they wake up and realize that a computer is just a computer, and everything else is bullshit.

      But, even more so, a computer is what you can do with it. Sitting in front of a Linux machine won't make you a hacker. Sitting in front of a Mac won't turn you into all those cliche's that the commercials are about.

      In fact, I'd argue with all the fanboys about this sort of thing. It's a shame to possess a product that is too well-designed, for it hurts the heart to turn it into something new. It's horrible to possess something too aesthetically pleasing, for it becomes a sin to dress it in one's own clothing. I don't want a product, but the parts and pieces of my imagination. I don't want a painting but a canvas to draw on.

      When you own a mac, you don't become anything, but you lose quite a bit of yourself. You become another individual with a mac, all the same. The only way to appropriate a mac is to turn it into something that isn't a mac anymore.

    32. Re:Don't Care by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      At least at that time, HP had something like 10 times the computer sales, but less than one third the product placement budget.

      On the other hand, the Apple budget for Vista licenses is far lower :)

      The best Apple placement was the Powerbook in Independence day. Gotta love an entire movie culminating in a commercial.

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    33. Re:Don't Care by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      For your own linked article. But Apple was one of the first technology companies to hire someone in Los Angeles to get Mac products prominently displayed in hot TV shows and movies, said Tim Bajarin, principal analyst at Creative Strategies, a high-tech research and consulting firm. Today, he said, all such companies -- Dell, Hewlett-Packard, Toshiba -- have strategic Hollywood initiatives, following Apple's precedent. "It's not an accident," Bajarin said. "This is something Apple works at. Apple has the longest history of doing this."

    34. Re:Don't Care by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      ID4? ID4!!! They paid for that! What! Have they lost their minds!

      .

      That's like a Comic Book Guy pick for a stupid science fiction movie scene!

      [Comic Book Guy Voice, sneering] "Oh, I suppose Jeff Goldblum was just a super genius who could reverse engineer an alien operating system, running on alien technology, on a Mac in just a moment to create a virus to kill their space ship!!!"

      The yodeling weapon in Mars Attacks! has more credibility and that was intended to be farcical! (In fact, if that was product placement, I'd call it money well spent.)

      As to the Mac [Comic Book Guy Voice] "Worst Product Placement Ever!"

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    35. Re:Don't Care by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      They should care -- they pay for that. Macs don't show up by accident -- they show up because Apple pays for them to show up. When you buy a Mac, part of what you pay goes for Apple to buy product placements.

      And this of course is in contrast to the 0% of the purchase of any Linux(-preloaded) computer going to Linux product placement.

      Remind me, how's that working out for public awareness of Linux?

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    36. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean that Vista is sponge worthy?

    37. Re:Don't Care by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite Mac placements has always been in the Russian action/horror movie Night Watch, where the iMacs all had carefully placed yellow post-it notes covering the telltale "Apple" logo on the back of the monitor

      If you want product placement in a Russian movie, make sure you pay the bills before filming starts. To do otherwise is like asking for credit at a Russian bar.

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    38. Re:Don't Care by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If Apple didnt pay for their product placement, they would be sueing large corporations that are using their brands image, products and so forth... for financial gain.

      If Apple gains from product placement, and the users of the image gain from the pre-existing popularity of the image, why wouldn't both agree to do it for free? It's still a business deal, but there doesn't need to be any money changing hands.

    39. Re:Don't Care by manekineko2 · · Score: 1

      This is insightful in the same sense that geeks saying the clothing you wear doesn't or shouldn't matter is insightful. Theoretically, maybe it's true, but in the real world it's clearly foolhardy.

      Further, if fashion applies to clothing, is there any reason to suppose it doesn't apply to everything else? Sure, a computer is a tool, but so are clothes tools to keep you warm.

      Just because one takes a view that fashion doesn't matter doesn't mean anyone else will when judging you for your fashions. Fashions are simply the image you choose to project. Caring about the image you choose to project has nothing to do with insecurity, and is a very real part of real world relationship management.

    40. Re:Don't Care by gutter · · Score: 1

      So you deny multiple news articles saying that Apple doesn't pay for product placement (the USA Today article above, and the Washington Post article below), because you think the only alternative is that Apple would sue over free publicity? That's just silly - there is no reason for Apple not to encourage that sort of thing even if they won't pay for it.

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    41. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 89 Mac Plus took up little space. Point is, it is compact compared to PCs of the era: BIG taking up half a desk, unsightly D_E_E_P monitor. So if you are building a set for a small(ish) NYC apartment, do you fill it with PC equipment? I think to this day - though squarely in the Linux camp - Mac has had a 10 year lead in form factor for about 25 years. I build small PCs at work. What a joy to see a new computer take up little space for an employee with no office and just one desk.

    42. Re:Don't Care by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      We're still talking about it over a decade later; and every discussion of the flaws in that movie are always accompanied with a snide joke about Macs supporting interstellar networking (well, among the geeks, anyway). That's probably a win for their marketing.

      For me, that's the second best remembered placement of the 90s - second only to the famous, "This is Unix, I know this!". And I loved both ID4 and Jurassic Park, so I'm okay with both.

    43. Re:Don't Care by Toon+Moene · · Score: 1


      When you buy a Mac, part of what you pay goes for Apple to buy product placements.

      Dang ! Am I glad that I recently saw a 70s movie that was actually shot in the seventies ...

      No need to fake cars, phones sitting on desks (with dial, in black), the only screens were actual TV (eh, it was about a TV station).

      Ten minutes into the movie, I thought Jane Fonda's character was uttering an anachronism, when she referred to "get him on the mobile phone", but - thank God - she was referring to the thing in their car.

      The movie ? China Syndrome, of course !

    44. Re:Don't Care by nscheffey · · Score: 1

      You don't know what you're talking about. Apple doesn't pay for product placement. The "budget" that you "found" doesn't exist: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/14/AR2006041401670.html

    45. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just FWIW, the last time I checked Apple had the largest product placement budget of any computer maker I could find."

      Don't know when you last checked, but in 2000 (while SJ was still interim CEO but post new iMac, PowerBook, and iBook), Apple had a small staff working on placements. As a general rule, that staff existed to say "no" to most requests, since artistic directors in film and tv wanted desperately to put Apple's sleek products in shots. Remember when 22 inch LCD monitors were rare but Apple was shipping them?

      While I don't know what the placement budget is, it may not be what you think.

    46. Re:Don't Care by citylivin · · Score: 1

      "Well, that and the fact macs are more common among people working in creative industries"

      1996 called, it wants its stereotypical mac flames back. You do know that they make photoshop for the PC now right?

      "Creative people" use macs, is nothing more than apple marketting at its finest. I bet "urbanites" also use macs too, right? that is the stereotype.. and college kids, hipsters, metrosexuals.. i could go on.

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    47. Re:Don't Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG...Macs show up on the set of shows because Macs are mostly used in the film industry. Why pay for a prop when you can grab one from one of the crew and stick it on a desk?

    48. Re:Don't Care by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Creative people wants to be productive on project they work on.

      It is not a myth, Macs are still much more suitable to write scripts, design things because the entire interface is designed NOT TO BUG USER, unless a true catastrophe happens.

      Once you steal user focus on Mac, your program is a goner. Trust me. Apologies if I can't picture Stephen King monkeying with viruses and spyware along with windows updates while writing his novel.

      For example while writing this reply on Safari, there are several things happening on OS X even including a massive disk check. Nothing, I repeat nothing comes up and say "I did this, I did that", no dialogue appears. Safari is at front and guy is writing something, it is that for OS X.

      That is why copying Mac UI graphics or putting some OpenGL powered toys doesn't make anything Mac.

      If you are telling Adobe software exists for OS X, I can tell you, the software which Seinfeld is likely written on is Final Draft, the standard tool for screenwriting. They have Windows version for ages too. Just guess the majority of their users run their software on? Do you think Adobe/MS kept releasing software for MacOS while people were arguing about chapter 11 for "romantic" or "nostalgic" purposes?

  7. Brutal honesty? by svvampy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have they realized Vista is an O/S about nothing?

    1. Re:Brutal honesty? by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I wanted to drink that beer, not feed it to my keyboard.

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    2. Re:Brutal honesty? by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Vista is Latvian for chicken. A comedian with a chicken is as old as comedy...

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    3. Re:Brutal honesty? by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      They should get a few clips of the Soup Nazi out of this,... "No Windows for you!"

    4. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was very amusing.

    5. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have gone with Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to use Vista and yelling: "The OS, it does nothing!!"

      That would have won them major points in my book. But they obviously don't care about my score keeping. *sigh*

    6. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      thats OK, Seinfeld's jokes are just about as content filled. I'll just go ahead and give you a spoiler about what the ads are going to be like:

      Mac Rep (who looks kinda like Steve Jobs): Hi I'm a mac!

      Vista Rep (Seinfeld): Hi I'm a PC and whats the DEAL with macs anyhow? I mean whats the dealllllll!

      Mac Rep: I'm a mac!

      Vista Rep: whats the DEALLLLLLLLLL?

      Mac Rep: ...

      Vista Rep: No thats really all I got tonight, you've been a great audience!

    7. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - I am Vista!
      - No, I am Vista!

    8. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could just see that...
      Elain: Umm... could I get a little XP please?
      Ballmer: WHAT?
      Elain: A little XP?
      Ballmer: Oh you want XP? Ok then, NO WINDOWS FOR YOU! Come back, 5 years!

    9. Re:Brutal honesty? by jaminJay · · Score: 1

      What is the deal with people always hatin' on Vista? I mean... COME OOOOON!

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    10. Re:Brutal honesty? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      What's worst is that these pretzels are making you thirsty!

    11. Re:Brutal honesty? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Have they realized Vista is an O/S about nothing?

      Now that would be a cool commercial.

      They really missed an opportunity, though, not going with Jeff Foxworthy. "You know you're a redneck when you buy a computer 'cause the view is better than out your front winder."

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    12. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bwah hahaaha, that was funny. Funny 'cause its true.

    13. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is how clearly I can hear Elaine saying that... Well done.

    14. Re:Brutal honesty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Pure Win!

  8. I'd like to plug Vista ... by Syncerus · · Score: 2, Funny

    with my .45.

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    1. Re:I'd like to plug Vista ... by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the only merciful thing to do.

      MS really needs to admit that Longhorn failed, and ship another XP update.

      Oh, wait. That's what they did.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:I'd like to plug Vista ... by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1

      "I say haul back and nuke the entire OS from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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    3. Re:I'd like to plug Vista ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with my .45.

      Will you plug my butt? I'm in the Dexter, Michigan area.

    4. Re:I'd like to plug Vista ... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I don't know, that's a lot of bloat for a .45
      Anyone got any anti-tank rockets?

  9. O rly? by David+Gerard · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can think of a much more appropriate choice.

    mmm, brains.

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    1. Re:O rly? by rootooftheworld · · Score: 0

      Third time the same link has beent posted, stupid much?

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  10. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by sokoban · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, the parent should be moderated as incorrect. Jerry Seinfeld was offered $5 million per episode to do another season of Seinfeld and turned it down. So no, he won't just go wherever the money is.

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  11. I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Instead of paying already rich celebrities to pimp out Vista, how about invest that $300 million into developing a SP2 that fixes the damn thing already.

    1. Re:I have a novel idea... by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because it would cost much more than that to fix the damn thing.

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    2. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get mad, at least we will see Bill Gates playing the roll of Kramer. ;-)

    3. Re:I have a novel idea... by TheSeer2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And what would fixing "the damn thing" involve? I'm a late adopter to Vista (post-SP1) and ... well... it works fine. No incompatibility issues (literally, not a damn single one), no BSODs (ditto)... blah!

    4. Re:I have a novel idea... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Don't get mad, at least we will see Bill Gates playing the roll of Kramer. ;-)

      I get the feeling he'll be playing more of a George character.

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    5. Re:I have a novel idea... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Isnt this some kind of popular fallacy? "THROW MORE MONEY AT IT." Something tells me thats not a solution for everything. Some things arent fixable and others arent worth fixing. I like to stay out of MS threads on slashdot, but lets not

      Personally, my theory is that Vista is 'good enough' and will be maintained enough to keep MS afloat until Windows 7 comes out. I also think that XP is 'good enough' and am baffled by the love people have of it. Heck, the cost of fixing Vista to your specifications may be more than developing 7.

      That said every company budgets x amount for marketing. Its part of the capitalist game. There's no shortage of good products that lack decent marketing and of course no shortage of lousy products with great marketing.

      That said I expect Vista to be just like XP. XP took way too many resources to work. I remember how 2000 beat its pants off, sp2 or sp3 will be released, people will use it, and then they'll move on to 7. Some might jump ship to Apple when their old XP machine dies. To 99% of the users, this stuff is 'good enough' and MS knows it.

    6. Re:I have a novel idea... by David+Gerard · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:I have a novel idea... by Kagura · · Score: 1

      I was totally "WOOHOO!" when I read about Longhorn, originally. The actual Vista that was released has almost none of the exciting features that were supposedly "planned", and has been seriously dumbed down compared to even XP. I won't fall for it with Windows 7 until they deliver.

    8. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      (Not the OP, posted AC to avoid the shame of using Vista.)

      On my machine, UAC prompts taking freaking ages. When one shows up, first the screen goes black for 5-10 seconds. That may not sound like a lot, but it is when you're trying to use the freaking computer.

      Then the prompt appears. I Accept it, and then the screen goes black for another 10-30!! seconds. Then finally the computer trudges along again.

      Media keys have a noticeable 2-second lag. Again, it may not sound like a lot, but it is. Press Down on the volume to compensate for an over-compressed YouTube video, and you'll have to wait 2 seconds for that to happen. Pressing the Play and Stop buttons also has a 2-second lag before they respond. This did not happen under XP!

      Now I know, I should just shut the damned UAC system off, because it's worse than useless. But I just can't bring myself to do that, since then I'll be left back in the good-ol' Windows days where everything is Administrator. Dammit, we're supposed to have moved past that.

      The IE crap is annoying too. "IE can't open the page in the same window for some dumbass reason and will instead launch another copy." WTF?! You create tabs and then immediately break them by forcing pages in different windows. This is also Vista-only, and supposedly another UAC-ism.

      The 1GB of memory used to sit at the desktop is annoying too. Why does Vista require 1GB (actually, a little over) to show an empty desktop? Damned if I know, but they should really do something about that. The great thing about that figure is that it's physical memory used. Virtual memory will actually be a bit (as in, 1.5GB-2GB) higher.

      I could go on. Calling Vista a train wreck is too kind. The thing is a complete disaster, no matter what they pay Seinfeld to say.

    9. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could give the cash to hardware manufacturers for vista patches. I can't sync my palm over usb in vista 64. Are you kidding me?

    10. Re:I have a novel idea... by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better yet, Newman. Or Bana.

    11. Re:I have a novel idea... by Nebu · · Score: 0

      Instead of paying already rich celebrities to pimp out Vista, how about invest that $300 million into developing a SP2 that fixes the damn thing already.

      Because there really isn't all that much broken with it in the first place. Vista's problem is PR and user perception one, not a technical one. Microsoft got a bunch of Vista-haters to try out their next gen operating system, and the Vista-haters loved it. Then, Microsoft revealed that this "next gen OS" was actually Vista all along. The vast majority of people who hate Vista hate it because it's fashionable to hate Vista, not because of any failing in Vista itself.

      Thus spending $300 million on PR is the most efficient way to solve the problem, since the problem is a PR one.

    12. Re:I have a novel idea... by VoltCurve · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "The 1GB of memory used to sit at the desktop is annoying too. Why does Vista require 1GB (actually, a little over) to show an empty desktop? Damned if I know, but they should really do something about that. The great thing about that figure is that it's physical memory used. Virtual memory will actually be a bit (as in, 1.5GB-2GB) higher." This part shows your ignorance.

    13. Re:I have a novel idea... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or Bana.

      "How d'ya like that Vista, Jerry? It's the best. The BEST!"

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    14. Re:I have a novel idea... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1, Troll

      That said I expect Vista to be just like XP. XP took way too many resources to work. I remember how 2000 beat its pants off, sp2 or sp3 will be released, people will use it, and then they'll move on to 7.

      Only after a year and a half of posting, "Windows 7 sucks so hard! I have Vista, and it works just fine! Why would anybody need any of the new stuff in Windows 7?" on Slashdot.

    15. Re:I have a novel idea... by hellwig · · Score: 1

      Nothing says realiable and fully-functioning OS like paying 10mil to Jerry Seinfeld. It's a sort of "Look, the operating system is so perfect, we can just throw our money away."

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    16. Re:I have a novel idea... by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because it would cost much more than that to fix the damn thing.

      Exactly: Ballmer's and Gates' egos.

      Or, to put it another way, Baller would have to admit the he was dissembling when he made all those claims about Vista. Customers might not like this -- as Gerald Ratner found out, insulting your customers can have unpleasant results.

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    17. Re:I have a novel idea... by jez9999 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And what would fixing "the damn thing" involve?

      Open-sourcing it.

    18. Re:I have a novel idea... by samcan · · Score: 1

      And what would fixing "the ... thing" involve?

      Open-sourcing it.

      Exactly. While ./ers may think this is blasphemy, why not have a Microsoft-sponsored open source Windows? Windows and Linux can coexist in a software ecosystem (Mac OS X is a different story :-) ).

    19. Re:I have a novel idea... by hr.wien · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, I just saw that and frankly the whole "Mojave" thing looked staged. People sounded far too negative before they were shown Vista and were ridiculously positive after they had been shown it. I just don't buy it. It stank of marketing.

      Personally, after having used Vista for around a year now, I find it a typical Windows release. It's main strength is that there are tonnes of great software available for it, but it's generally filled with little annoyances that make my day more annoying than it has to be.

      And to counter the "you only hate it because it's cool" argument; My pet peeves include;

      • The indexer/superfetch grinding the disk way too much, especially if you have lots of files updated often (like, say, a Subversion working copy).
      • The indexer occasionally completely blocking any other IO, making listening to music and watching video impossible while it's working. (That one's especially pathetic)
      • Very often files and directories can't be deleted or otherwise modified for some reason. I'm guessing some process somewhere is using the files, but who the hell knows?
      • File copying is pathetically slow, Especially if you add network and ZIP files to the mix. (Yes, even after SP1)
      • UAC is quite possibly the worst implementation of permission escalation I've ever seen. It cries way too often and for way too little, training you to just click continue no matter why it pops up. Give me Linux and sudo/gksudo any day.
      • Every single piece of UI is a complete mess of legacy features, settings and looks, leading to a very inconsistent user experience. The font dialog from 3.11 is still in there for Christ's sake.
      • The task bar is still a very inefficient way of letting you switch between applications. With Aero they had the perfect opportunity to fix that with an Exposé like feature, but instead they fudged it up with Flip3D which is completely useless. I want to see all my windows at the same time so I can select the one I need, not a stack which hides them all on top of each other.

      You may now dismiss my opinion because I'm ignorant/incompetent/doin it rong. Thank you.

    20. Re:I have a novel idea... by initialE · · Score: 1

      Apparently it won't. People who use Server 2008 say it's a great OS.

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    21. Re:I have a novel idea... by symbolset · · Score: 1

      OK, it was funny twice. This is a little over the top.

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    22. Re:I have a novel idea... by Allador · · Score: 1

      On my machine, UAC prompts taking freaking ages. When one shows up, first the screen goes black for 5-10 seconds. That may not sound like a lot, but it is when you're trying to use the freaking computer.

      This is one of two things: either wonky drivers or a CRT/Monitor that takes alot of time to change modes.

      Then the prompt appears. I Accept it, and then the screen goes black for another 10-30!! seconds. Then finally the computer trudges along again.

      This can be caused by the same issues as above, or if the machine belongs to a domain, but cant reach any DCs when trying to elevate.

      Media keys have a noticeable 2-second lag.

      This is 100% a bad driver issue. It doesnt happen to be a Toshiba laptop, does it?

      We did some help with a customer who, against our advice, bought a Toshiba laptop with Vista Home Premium (to use in his business). Even the FREAKING FUNCTION KEYS require special drivers. And the drivers crash. Often.

      Unfortunately, even still, most consumer level Vista machines are utter crap. And I dont mean Vista (though it has its own share of problems) but I mean utterly crappy components with half-broken drivers.

      I am so utterly sick of people who buy the flashiest prettiest device out there, against our advice, and then have to pay us to fix it, because they bought crap.

      I'd rather everyone would just listen to me and STOP BUYING CONSUMER LEVEL EQUIPMENT. It's all crap.

      Sorry about the rant, this stuff frustrates me. I can spec you an HP Compaq laptop that will run Vista x86 or x64 FLAWLESSLY, contains no trialware (not one piece) and just scream, and will always work.

      But no, everyone wants the shiny red Presario from Best Buy. Shame on HP for selling that crap while they make great products, and shame on my customers for not listening to me. :)

      Seriously though, if you're still reading this late into the rant, what is the make/model of the machine?

    23. Re:I have a novel idea... by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      UAC is quite possibly the worst implementation of permission escalation I've ever seen. It cries way too often and for way too little, training you to just click continue no matter why it pops up.

      Everybody keeps saying how it pops up so often, but looking at Wikipedia's list of tasks that trigger a UAC prompt, there's only real serious stuff in there like installing software and device wide settings.

      You seem a Linux user. Are you really sure the UAC prompt pops up more often than you using sudo?

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    24. Re:I have a novel idea... by Allador · · Score: 1

      The indexer/superfetch grinding the disk way too much, especially if you have lots of files updated often (like, say, a Subversion working copy).

      FYI, you can completely control the indexer. And I'm pretty sure by default it will only index home directories, so it should never pickup subversion by itself (unless you put the subversion store in your home directory, which would be odd, but possible).

      WRT Expose ... for many people it would be useless, as it requires you to take a hand off the keyboard and use the mouse. This means it would MASSIVELY slow me down. I realize I may not be typical though.

      That is not to say that Flip3D is any more useful ... I still use ALT+TAB, and it works great, and its lightning fast, and I never have to take my hands off the keyboard.

    25. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, not a chance. As far as Micro$oft is considered, there's nothing wrong with the product, they just need sales...

      I'm really happy as they've done the Free Software a great favor by releasing such a piece of crap OS.

    26. Re:I have a novel idea... by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Ooh, I'm sure ./ers would like the idea.

      But Microsoft management would think this is blasphemy, because Windows sales are still one of the big revenue sources for the company. Open source it and there will be *at least* a much cheaper redistribution called "Doors" or "Skylights" (to avoid trademark issues ;-). That might cut quite deeply into the revenue stream.

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    27. Re:I have a novel idea... by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      Instead of paying already rich celebrities to pimp out Vista, how about invest that $300 million into developing a SP2 that fixes the damn thing already.

      Because at this point, you have to do it with some dry humor. Many of us have given up fixing Vista and have moved on.

    28. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear novel idea... you have covered everything about VISTA. I want my XP back. I find VISTA the way that you described it and that includes everything. If I'd have known that Best Buy "knew" it was incoporated in my new computer I wouldn't have bought it. I would've went to Walmart! See... these guys think the general public is really stupid. Glad to have read your comments...it makes me feel better about having to LIVE with the marketing JUNK. Good job!

    29. Re:I have a novel idea... by hr.wien · · Score: 1

      Of course I keep Subversion working copies in my Home directory. Where else would I keep them? Keeping them anywhere else would have UAC go mad as well. Anything related to you as a user, certainly including anything you may be working on, goes in Home.

      Now I know I could of course exclude these directories from indexing, but you know what? I very often want to search them. That's why I have the indexer enabled at all. It's pathetic I can't use it without having to forego media playback.

      I see your point about Exposé to a degree, but I find it works wonderfully for me in Gnome, so I don't think I would have the same problem. ALT+TAb feels painfully slow to me when you have a lot of windows open.

    30. Re:I have a novel idea... by hr.wien · · Score: 1

      You know, I may have to eat my words on that one. I turned UAC off a while ago after it kept whining when I tried to delete some shortcuts on my desktop. My experience with it back then was horrible, and far removed from anything I've seen sudo do.

      I've just given it a shot again though, and now it seems more reasonable. (Maybe SP1 did it some good?) It only pops up for the things I'd expect it to pop up for, and that's a relief. I do get the "it's too big and overly complex for what it does" feeling you get with most MS software, but I guess there's no way around that. :)

      You still get into problems with the fact that the vast majority of applications don't store their user data in the User directory though. Most times you have to run them as Administrator as they try to write elsewhere on the file-system where you may not have permission. This of course negates the whole point of UAC, but can't really be blamed on MS. They could do a better job of educating developers though.

    31. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is 100% a bad driver issue. It doesnt happen to be a Toshiba laptop, does it?

      Nope. It's a Microsoft Digital Media Pro keyboard. I would have thought Microsoft could make drivers for a Microsoft operating system, but I can't say I'm surprised they can't.

      I'd rather everyone would just listen to me and STOP BUYING CONSUMER LEVEL EQUIPMENT. It's all crap.

      This isn't a consumer-level PC. It's custom built, using all brand-name hardware. It gets a 5 on the "Window Experience Index" and it still runs like complete crap. I'd hate to see what this thing looks like on a 3.

      So no trial-ware, just a complete fresh install of Vista from original media.

      And it still runs like complete crap.

    32. Re:I have a novel idea... by Allador · · Score: 1

      Of course I keep Subversion working copies in my Home directory. Where else would I keep them? Keeping them anywhere else would have UAC go mad as well. Anything related to you as a user, certainly including anything you may be working on, goes in Home.

      Thats interesting ... I've never seen a developer operate that way on a Windows box before.

      Typically, in my experience (both on my systems and the devs I've worked with) you just setup a folder at root called dev or localdev, adjust the ACLs so that you have modify on the tree, and put things like a local subversion install, db servers, IDEs, and project paths.

      Mostly though because I cant stand being stuck in a path 40 characters deep while doing dev work from the command line. I want to be in one only a few characters deep (hence C:\dev or similar).

      It's better on Vista, now that its C:\users\username\ rather than C:\Documents and Settings\username\, but still.

    33. Re:I have a novel idea... by hr.wien · · Score: 1

      I did have my "Workdir" at the C: root in XP, but after switching to Linux and Vista the Home directory seems more fitting because that's where you have default write permission.

      As for the command line, I rarely work off it in Windows since I can't stand the Windows command prompt (another one for the list :)), so a longer path wouldn't bother me. You also have the %UserProfile% environment variable to help you, but it's a bit too verbose to use really. The Linux ~/ shortcut is much better there.

    34. Re:I have a novel idea... by Spatial · · Score: 1

      You may now dismiss my opinion because I'm ignorant/incompetent/doin it rong. Thank you.

      You must be new here. This is Slashdot! If you want to be flamed by Vista fanboys, go to SH/SC on the Something Awful forums.

    35. Re:I have a novel idea... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      "You may now dismiss my opinion because I'm ignorant/incompetent/doin it rong."

      No, I'd say you about got it rite. I personally don't feel that UAC is that bad, though there's plenty of room for improvement.

      The hodge-podge UI, on the other hand, is beyond pathetic, especially when you consider that they had more than 5 years to get it right. Talk about asleep at the wheel!

      Almost is bad is their taking a page from Photoshop's playbook and re-arranging menus and control panels just for the hell of it. Look, I don't mind learning a better way of doing things, but when it's different just for the sake of being different, well, I might as well just switch to Mac. You get the feeling a lot of people were justifying their jobs by moving stuff around for no good reason. I can't wait for the documentary--Vista: Triumph of the Bureaucracy. On second thought, might be a horror movie.

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    36. Re:I have a novel idea... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Part of $300M says you are hallucinating and there are no problems on Vista.

      Check "Mojave Experiment" which is hosted on Linux server ;)

    37. Re:I have a novel idea... by samcan · · Score: 1

      How much does Microsoft get from support? From what I've read, phone support for Windows XP Professional is $59 per call, after the first two free. (Technically, Windows Vista SP1 support is free until March 2009.)

      In theory, couldn't Microsoft follow a Red Hat or Canonical approach? Buy official support from Microsoft...become a certified Microsoft Windows super-geek...etc.

      While there may be some finance issues, Microsoft probably could handle it. And, if it sold it to the stockholders as a necessary change to reorganize the company to compete in a new market, the company could probably weather the change.

      I believe that probably some of the Linux geeks out there would be willing to work with the Windows code, if given a chance. I can imagine that Windows and Linux would probably exchange code ideas, resulting in what would look more and more like a combined organism, retaining some elements of Windows, and some elements of Linux.

      I like the name "Skylights" for an OS, but maybe just the singular "Skylight?" That's what the ReactOS project should have called themselves!

    38. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about UAC, but you can disable the black screening feature.

      Well, Vista may be alright but IE7 is just evil... stick with Firefox or Opera.

      Also, the memory thing. My laptop came with 1gb of RAM, it would idle at around 600mb (pre-superfetch). Then when I upgraded to 2gb of ram, it'd idle at around 1gb (pre-superfetch). Really-- I think that Vista just takes advantage of available RAM better because I set up a few virtual machines that I set to grab RAM as if my PC was only using 600mb and ... it still worked. (Under task manager, the RAM usage of a few system tasks went down...)

      So yeah...

    39. Re:I have a novel idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just drop Vista, kill it and put it out of its misery.

  12. Oh, sweet irony! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since Seinfeld always had a Mac on his desk in his show. In fact, if you look closely he had the latest model new Mac every year.

    1. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Funny

      On a related note, I often attempt to date unfamiliar movies and TV shows by the Macs they feature. It's quite effective. :)

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    2. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Oh, sweet irony! Since Seinfeld always had a Mac on his desk in his show. In fact, if you look closely he had the latest model new Mac every year.

      Honestly, if you think about it, it's not that ironic.

      Apple paid him for product placement in the 90's.
      Microsoft pays him for some ads in the 00's.

      Apparently, the man is not averse to being paid to pimp computers/software. And he doesn't really care *who* the money's coming from. Can't say I blame him.

    3. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Except, from what I understand Apple did NOT pay him in the 90s - he had those Macs in his show because he genuinely liked the product.

    4. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by MyOtherUIDIsLower · · Score: 0

      It's even sweeter that he never actually turned that thing on!

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    5. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before reading the summary or your post, I'd like to be the first to point out that there was a Mac in Jerry's apartment on the Seinfeld set.

    6. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by lilfields · · Score: 1

      Except if you actually watched Seinfeld you'd know that he never used it (I think there was one episode of him using it for 5 seconds), and even said in an episode "I need to get on that internet" when referring to not being up on current events...so yeah. It's not exactly ironic...because much as it was a set piece and was never actually part of any story. It's like saying that Patrick Stewart would be an ironic spokesman for the Hemi engine, because he was so used to the warped drive. Oh my god, I'm choking on irony...not.

    7. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Not really a good analogy - it would be pretty boring to watch any actor on any show actually working on a computer - the implicaction was that he DID use it (I think they even referenced him using the computer to work on his material at one point)

    8. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by thermian · · Score: 2

      on set != he likes or even uses them. It means they were a prop.

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    9. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by WillyDavidK · · Score: 1

      Doesn't exactly help the stigma of Microsoft copying Apple does it?

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    10. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where does your understanding come from?

    11. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      slashdot.

    12. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by lilfields · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because Swordfish, Hackers, CSI and the like have all bombed...damn those boring computers. You have also not pointed out Windows didn't really dominate the space during the early Seinfeld years of Larry David. It's a set piece, as I said...so it's not exactly ironic. The "Mac Guy" wasn't on a Mac in Live Free or Die Hard...so does that make his commercials ironic? No...it doesn't. Mac nerds are just looking for something to squabble over because it's Microsoft.

    13. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by AtariKee · · Score: 1

      I think they gave him that 25th Anniversary Mac for the desk, though. I thought I read that somewhere, but I can't be sure. Maybe Apple Confidential 2.0? I'll have to look it up.

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    14. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      On a related note, I often attempt to rate unfamiliar movies and TV shows by the Macs they feature. It's quite effective. :)

      There, fixed it for you

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    15. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Riiiiiight.

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    16. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah i'm sure they were worried about the boring aspect of using a computer when they did an entire episode on "the wizard" tip calculator.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_(Seinfeld_episode)

      Think the parent poster is right and it's an obvious joke at his lack of technology know.

    17. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Really? Swordfish and Hackers are your examples of successful computer movies?

    18. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by lilfields · · Score: 1

      Considering you know what they are...yes. Thanks for ignoring the underlying point of my post though...seriously.

    19. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear Vista runs pretty well on the new Macs. Maybe it's a crossover commercial:

      "Buy a Mac! Buy a copy of Vista! They go together like Seinfeld and Gates! The best of both worlds! (see Bee Movie 2 - coming soon to a theatre near you)."

    20. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, an obvious reply written by "technical person". Good think you don't run businesses then.

    21. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... he also had the 25th anniversary model with the upright cd player (?? is he the only person that bought one??)

    22. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by karolgajewski · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's unfamiliar with dating.

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    23. Re:Oh, sweet irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Seinfeld always had a Mac on his desk in his show. In fact, if you look closely he had the latest model new Mac every year.

      ...but did he ever USE it? Seems normal for mac hardware to never get used.

  13. Now wait a minute by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 1

    I'd always heard that Seinfeld was a Mac guy, and that's why there was always some model of Mac in his "apartment" on the show, i.e. it wasn't just standard product-placement.

    Guess he's being paid a shitload of cash to hump Vista...

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    1. Re:Now wait a minute by prockcore · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Seinfeld was doing HP commercials last year.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BraU_cpfBeI

      Guess he just decided to switch.

    2. Re:Now wait a minute by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Informative

      IIRC, the word on the tribute shows and fan sites has always been that damn near everything in the apartment was there because Seinfeld had one just like it at home.

      The boxes of cereal in his cabinets were the brands he ate. The fruits Kramer mooched from his fridge were the fruits he'd have at home. He was known for supporting products, characters, and shows on his show that he actually used, admired, or watched. He's a huge Superman fan IRL, for example.

      I'm not sure why I remember this, because I think the show was funny (and still watch the occasional syndicated airing on the CW) but I was never a diehard fan. I might not be recalling correctly, but it'd be an odd thing to remember for no reason.

    3. Re:Now wait a minute by symbolset · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the word on the tribute shows and fan sites has always been that damn near everything in the apartment was there because Seinfeld had one just like it at home.

      $10M would make me a big fan of Vista too. Bill, you know where to send that check...

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  14. Re:Who are these people...? by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First version: "George doesn't like computers. George is getting angry!"

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    Second version: Newman is sitting at home watching TV and eating cheesy puffs, his phone rings...

    Kramer: "Why aren't you at work, buddy?"
    Newman: "Luckily for us, the US Post Office has 'upgraded' to Microsoft Windows Vista. Mouahahaha!"

  15. It won't work. by Vellmont · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Vista has established a reputation as "the operating system you don't want". People hate it. People that haven't tried it hate it. Some people sit around and worry that someday someone will make them upgrade to Vista. An ad campaign simply can't compete with people talking to others about how much they hate Vista.

    It's funny, but I've never heard people openly talk about how much they hate a Microsoft product before. Personally I think Microsoft has made a LOT crappier products than Vista. Outlook, IE6, and Exchange are a lot worse than Vista.

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    1. Re:It won't work. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Vista has established a reputation as "the operating system you don't want". People hate it. People that haven't tried it hate it.

      Seinfeld will fit right in.

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    2. Re:It won't work. by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Funny

      But ... but ... what about the stacked, unscientific Mojave project, that conclusively proved that people like Vista if they actually give it a chance?

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    3. Re:It won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a perfect example of why VISTA is ill received, look at any office where everyone runs XP.

      Except the CEO/or other self important twit.

      Nothing works. The N wifi card doesn't have vista drivers and the XP drivers don't work. His copy of office isn't backward compatible to the other 5 versions of office in the building (without special patches that only seem to work half the time). The network shares we've all been using? Yeah, vista won't see them. And none of us can get into his shares because they are all "secured" or some crap. WTF is a secured share?

      XP just works. Hell the Macs just work. Vista DOES NOT. That is the problem, nothing more, nothing less.

      Fix Vista so it's properly backward compatible, or stop pretending it was supposed to be. End of problem.

      Incidentally, Intel, has decided NOT to roll out vista because it breaks so many mission critical internal tools. Hows that for a slap in the face. MS worked with them for more than a year to fix it, and couldn't.

    4. Re:It won't work. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 1
      My wife just bought a laptop. The topic of OS didn't even come up until I winced at seeing Vista Home installed.

      So far, I'm pleasantly surprised by it - the Home edition - I haven't tried any other edition because my XP box is running just fine, thank you.

    5. Re:It won't work. by TheGoodSteven · · Score: 1

      I agree that Vista has earned itself a pretty bad rap. But, I don't think MS is targeting the kind of users that have that much computer experience. It seems that MS is targeting users that sparingly use a computer, but have shied away from upgrading because they might have heard a few bad things. If MS wanted to improve Vista's reputation amongst users that sit around and talk about software, then they would put the $300 million into fixing the OS rather than hiring some retired sitcom star.

    6. Re:It won't work. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Although the general public probably never felt it, I recall there was a similar aura of crappitude around Windows 98 when it first popped up (actually, probably around when that BSOD popped up, but there was some legit moaning about the OS itself). The sheer bugginess of it boggled minds. When they brought out 98SE people seemed more willing to forgive, as it was an implicit acceptance of the original version's badness and a need to address the problem. Perhaps it's time to forget about doing Vista SP2 and just call it Vista SE instead?

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    7. Re:It won't work. by JimDarkmagic · · Score: 1

      "...I've never heard people openly talk about how much they hate a Microsoft product before..."

      You must be new here

    8. Re:It won't work. by swillden · · Score: 1

      Vista has established a reputation as "the operating system you don't want".

      Exactly. My thought was "Why Seinfeld?". Seems like Rodney Dangerfield would have been the ideal choice. I know he's dead, but surely there's enough footage of him that they could splice something together.

      It'd cost a lot less than $300M, too.

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    9. Re:It won't work. by mpapet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you over estimate their target audience.

      1. The target audience really doesn't care. Many people who get asked about things like computers to buy are promoting everything BUT Vista. But there's a great horde of potential consumers some of whom have HUGE budgets to blow who don't ask anyone.

      2. The ONLY reason to advertise is to repeat something point of view until it becomes ingrained into the collective unconcious. (sp!!) Vista is good because Microsoft is shouting it from the rooftops.

      It's also important to note the hollywood industry labels things "Sienfeldian" because he's brought in so much money making people laugh about nothing in particular. Which, is really hard to do.

      So, it's a good idea. It needs to be executed well. Which is harder than coming up with a good idea!

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    10. Re:It won't work. by mrroot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree, many people have a vague dislike for Vista. I think it has to do in part with allowing Apple to be the one to tell consumers about Vista. And not surprisingly they did not paint it in a good light. I run Vista and it is not _horrible_, but a few of the big problems I have with it are: 1. Drivers were slow to become available. This is not as much of an issue anymore. 2. Windows Explorer (and the open file dialog) is broken. I think they could have heeded the rule if it ain't broke don't fix it. Now, I just want to get to my C: drive, it SHOULDN'T be this complicated. 3. Finally, and this is a general complaint about Microsoft's latest user interface strategy, but why have they chosen to get rid of traditional menus (which everyone is already familiar with) and effectively "hide" functionality. If I am trying to help my Mom over the phone, I can't tell her to click on the File menu anymore, because now it is some multi-color orb in the upper left hand corner of Word 2007. WTF? Can someone who is trained in UI design tell me why you would want to move away from menus that have real words as titles? The only thing I could think of is it saves them on translation costs for localizing their applications, but how much, really? The same thing on Windows Media Player, it is completely non-obvious how to get to the Options dialog for example (you have to right click on the control box, WTF?)

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    11. Re:It won't work. by mrroot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Can I get a
      ?

      Sorry, I must have posted that from Vista. (Bada-Bing!)

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    12. Re:It won't work. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You must be a pup then,to not remember the pile of offal that was WinME. Man,running that thing.....you could use it to force confessions,it was like being tortured. The second you'd start to get something done...BAM! BSOD baby! My sisters you could even set your watch by it,that thing would BSOD with 30 minutes of starting every single time.

      That said,there is a damned good reason why folks hate Vista,and it is all MSFTs fault. They pushed it onto the single core "Best Buy specials" with 512Mb of RAM and Vista Basic,which again....torture. But I have never seen Vista run without a buttload of HDD activity,even with a ton of RAM,and it really sucks on file transfers. And on a single core Celeron 3GHz with 2Gb of RAM that I use to test OSs it was just freakin' painful. Considering I have run XP and had it play nice on a 600MHz Celeron with 256Mb of RAM,needing a dual core just to run an OS is freaking insanity.

      Instead of trying to fool the users with Jerry Seinfeld,they should buy some new bling for XP,maybe something like this,and repackage XP SP3 to tide them over until they can hopefully learn from the mistake of Vista with Win7. Because you know the OS is in trouble when a customer comes to have a new machine built for his daughter and when I say Vista as a possible OS she goes "EEEEEW!" like I let loose a stinker. I don't see how the ad campaign is going to save them now,the damage is done. But as always this is my 02c,YMMV

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    13. Re:It won't work. by toyboat · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting Windows ME.

    14. Re:It won't work. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Its interesting you say that - the target audience already have Vista, when the buy a new PC. (and like they're going to go out and buy an upgrade OS to install themselves, lol).

      Its businesses that MS need to win over, but they know the facts (2gb RAM and an upgraded graphics card per client! Maybe next year....) and they won't be won over by Sienfeld ads.

    15. Re:It won't work. by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      It's funny, but I've never heard people openly talk about how much they hate a Microsoft product before.

      If you're a Mac user, you've forgotten the outrage of Word 6, a supposedly cross-platform design that was such a clusterfuck that Microsoft created the Macintosh Business Unit.

    16. Re:It won't work. by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      actually, probably around when that BSOD popped up

      "That must be why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet."

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    17. Re:It won't work. by Artuir · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Microsoft Bob!

    18. Re:It won't work. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      One of my best friends (a coworker at the time) had the final release candidate for Windows 98 running flawlessly on his PC. When the retail box came out, he ran out and bought it. It didn't work. It flat out refused to recognize his SCSI adapter properly.

      This paragraph is for anyone who doesn't know what a "Release Candidate" is, like the Windows 98 development team. A Release Candidate is supposed to be past alpha and past beta. A Release Candidate is the code you put out to test broadly to see if it's ready to be released, hence the name. You only change what's actually broken and don't change any features. You make sure everyone who could use the previous Release Candidate can still use the current one and that the problems you fixed are actually fixed for the users who experienced them. Then, when you have no credible bug reports that your users submit from testing, you make that last Release Candidate the release version. Then if anything is broken, it's because not anyone in the whole Release Candidate testing program would have been affected and you just didn't think of that configuration at all.

      Now, would someone -- anyone, anywhere -- after ten years please explain to me how the hell the final release candidate worked and the released retail boxed version did not work? I'm still at a loss how that happens when the development team actually knows what the hell a release candidate is.

    19. Re:It won't work. by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Is UAC turned on (or are you as vulnerable as with XP where you're either root-analogue or not)?

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    20. Re:It won't work. by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      It's Windows, not Linux/FreeBSD/OpenBSD/etc

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    21. Re:It won't work. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      MS also needs to convince people to buy new PCs with vista. With the economic downturn and the bad rumours (some well founded, others exaggerated) about vista flying arround I suspect many people will just choose not to buy at all for a while.

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    22. Re:It won't work. by syousef · · Score: 1

      Outlook, IE6, and Exchange are a lot worse than Vista.

      Entirely anecdotal but I've used all of these products (though I haven't admin'd exchange).

      Outlook is irritating and has some quirks but is usable. IE6 has many problems but is usable.

      But Vista? Well my laptop came with Vista and I dual boot XP. Mostly I just ignore the Vista partition. The laptop has had the hard disk die under warranty twice. The first time Vista complete backup and restore merrily wiped the drives then refused to restore the image with an error very early on. (Thanks for wiping my drives without checking the image was ok!) The second time it worked. Guess which one I remember more? Guess which one caused me hours of work.

      Then there's the fact that I get a loud buzzing out of my sound card from early on in the boot right up until the desktop is displayed. Googled it but still dont' have a viable fix. Very annoying.

      Then there's file copy, which has been a joke and gotten stuck so many times copying across the network that it's unusable. I'm told SP1 fixes the problem for some. I don't use Vista enough to bother with the SP1 update and the inevitable new problems it will cause just as it solves some others (maybe). The performance in Vista sucks and I have to worry about software compatibility. No thanks.

      Then there's the fact that drivers are scarce, and that features like recording what you hear when the sound card have been intentionally crippled unless you hack your way around them.

      Nope, for me Vista's bad reputation is well deserved. Vista has been nothing but trouble. I can only think of 2 pieces of software I've used that are not available in XP. The new version of robocopy (which has some features not included in the older XP versions) is tied to Vista. The backup and restore software, which only worked for me 50% of the time (1 of 2 occassions) and which is easily replaceable with 3rd party backup software.

      So, no it's not just an issue of perception. The product is a joke. It's buggy, DRM ridden, and the new colourful clown suite interface that replaces the old kindergarten motif is no better than what we had in Win95 (I just don't care about "pretty" effects, reflection and transparency on the desktop - they're a distraction).

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    23. Re:It won't work. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      or we just missed ME, at the time I bought whitebox machines and our local cheap whitebox vendor kept shipping 98 for a long time. Or we went upmarket and got 2K.

      Remember back then there were a lot of releases in a relatively small timeframe. If you bought a new PC every few years it was quite easy to just end up missing a release.

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    24. Re:It won't work. by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      You for got to mention the constant freezing up. And the five-times-longer-than-98 scandisk it ran after a forced restart. Or that it was so slow on startup that you could be already be editing a document on Win 2k by the time Win Me finished starting up (on the same computer). Or that you had re-enable active desktop after a forced restart -- who the hell thought active desktop would have something to do with it screwing up when coding Win Me anyway? Or.... .sorry, got lost in bad memories there for a moment. :shudder: I'm okay now. Really.

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    25. Re:It won't work. by kiwirob · · Score: 1

      The Problem is even Microsoft doesn't like their own Operating systems.

      I just visited the new Microsoft Photosynth install page http://photosynth.net/install.aspx on my Mac and this was the message!!!

      "Unfortunately, we're not cool enough to run on your OS yet. We really wish we had a version of Photosynth that worked cross platform, but for now it only runs on Windows.
      Trust us, as soon as we have a Mac version ready, it will be up and available on our site."


      If Microsoft want to change the perception that Vista is a dud they need to convince their own staff first. Messages like the one above reinforce the common belief that OSx is better.

    26. Re:It won't work. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's really hard to tell Mom to hit the 'alt' key.

    27. Re:It won't work. by Thomasje · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's funny, but I've never heard people openly talk about how much they hate a Microsoft product before. Personally I think Microsoft has made a LOT crappier products than Vista. Outlook, IE6, and Exchange are a lot worse than Vista.

      It's always puzzled me why Microsoft is so evil -- because, in my experience at least, there was never any reason for them to be that way.
      For example, back in the late 1980s, I had a Macintosh, and my favorite word processor was Microsoft Word 3 (for Macintosh, obviously). Its user interface had one or two flaws, but it was mostly good, and in terms of functionality and performance, it was the best of the bunch: it had an outliner, TOC and index generation, style sheets, an equation editor... and it performed well even with little memory; I used it to edit complex 100-page documents on an original Mac with 1 megabyte of RAM.

      I've been very happy with several of Microsoft's other flagship products as well: Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows XP; Office 97, Office 2000...

      As far as I can tell, Microsoft became the giant they are because they had good products. I was there when everyone used WordPerfect, and I witnessed the ascendancy of Word; I saw people who had used MS-DOS for years switch to Windows... These changes all happened because the products in question were good. The "monopoly" that many people say Microsoft has, is, in my experience, simply the result of the superiority of their products compared to the competition.

      Vista seems to be a big change because this is one of those rare moments that a major MS product just... sucks.

      I, personally, am not interested in Vista, because XP works fine for me... and, perhaps even more importantly: I realize that I will have to pay for an upgrade every now and then, but Vista is overpriced, *and* it has an activation scheme that I will try as hard as I can to avoid. With XP, there is a limit to how many computers I can install it on. Fair enough. With Vista, I'll have to beg for a new activation if I so much as replace my video card.
      ...erm, WTF? I'm an OSS fan, but when it comes to actually *using* systems, I like Windows XP way more than any Linux distro... But I'll switch to Linux and deal with its problems, rather than tie a noose around my neck and hand the other end of the rope to Microsoft, the way that Vista requires me to do.

      Hint to MS: your company is a success mostly because you make good products. Your anti-competitive shenanigans probably helped you, too... but they won't keep you afloat in the long run. Try focusing on making good products again, like you did so well with Word for Macintosh 3, Word for Windows 6, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows XP, etc... do that, and you won't have to bully people into buying your products; your products will sell themselves... again.

    28. Re:It won't work. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh,believe me,I remember all of those bugs all to well. Allow me to shudder with you :shudder: Okay I'm better now. Seriously,to point out how far and quickly the word has spread on Vista suckage allow me to give an example from my shop. I have an old graphic artists down the hall that up until 3 months ago was running WinME and actually enjoyed it! Of course he had gotten WinME after Win95 original RC,so for him he expected crashes daily anyway.

      What got him off the evil WinME you ask? He heard that they were going to end XP on the news and after hearing all the horror stories from his friends he didn't want to get stuck with Vista! So he had me build him a nice Athlon with XP Pro before the cutoff date so he wouldn't get stuck. He even added "Make sure this thing can be upgraded for years so I won't have to get Vista." So I built him one that would support a quad core and 16Gb of RAM. Funny part was after building him this sweet thing he ended up buying a 900MHz ex-gaming board I had so he could run a SINGLE program(Xres) that wouldn't run on the SATA drive his new machine has. But after seeing how stable XP runs he had me get him a second copy along with a KVM switch so now he can just pop back and forth between his 900MHz XP running Xres and his 2.4GHz running Stellarium and Photoshop.

      So when the guy that doesn't surf the net and runs WinME has heard enough horror stories about your OS from friends and family to be afraid you know you're boned. I still think what doomed Vista(besides the fact that it is slow and smelly) is forcing the Best Buy and Wal Mart specials to run Vista Basic(EEEEK!)instead of keeping them on XP Home. That and that stupid "Vista Capable" program that burnt so many folks. Too many folks have been burnt by Vista for simple commercials to matter. How does that old saying go? A good customer experience and they'll tell three people,a bad one and they'll tell ten?

      I know I have told more than that about my month and a half running Vista. I never could get either my multifunction printer or capture card to work,but the last straw was the network. Vista would just "lose" the network and refuse to hookup,while all the other machines on the LAN would see it and trade files just fine. The only way I could get it to recognize was a hard reboot. I hadn't seen that level of crappy network behavior since Win3.x so out it went. I'll be sticking with 2K for my Internet and Xp for my gaming and hope that Linux gets good DX9&10 support through Wine so I can move on. Because I'll not be "Vista'ed" again. But as always this is my 02c,YMMV

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    29. Re:It won't work. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      MS also needs to convince people to buy new PCs with vista.

      When this is the Vista that greets customers at BestBuy, they're going to have problems with that.

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    30. Re:It won't work. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I agree, many people have a vague dislike for Vista. I think it has to do in part with allowing Apple to be the one to tell consumers about Vista.

      Yeah, it has nothing to do with the common experience that the product sucks, or the fact that ordinary folks who feel that way have no problem with sharing their not-so-vague opinion. It's not even hard to show you that it isn't even stable on an OEM laptop sitting on the counter at BestBuy.

      Listen, when Apple tells you in some ads the Vista sucks so much it's funny, that's advertising. When everybody you know tells you they've tried it and it sucks so much it's sad, that's word-of-mouth. Advertising doesn't get any stronger than word-of-mouth.

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    31. Re:It won't work. by Adm.Wiggin · · Score: 1

      It always makes me smile when a friend optimistically gives Windows Vista a fighting chance, only to complain to me later about how much they dislike it (even before I've expressed my extreme dislike to them). Microsoft shouldn't try to fix Vista, they should start over. The problem isn't with the marketing, so trying to fix the marketing is trying to fix something that isn't broken. "The future is here." always made me smile, but that was because I'd used Vista, and the smile was mostly a forced, depressive smile that VISTA might be the future. For normal people, the flashy OS is enough marketing, but the resource hogging, UAC prompts, and general admin-centric design make it difficult for an average joe to grasp. Most people don't have an "Administrator" (or they don't know what that even means), so they don't understand when Vista tells them they need one.

    32. Re:It won't work. by Allador · · Score: 1

      Because sometimes critical bugs are found, even in an RC.

      It happened more than it probably should (ie, significant changes even in the RC stage) with Vista.

      But even in the perfect world, sometimes that just happens.

      Particularly around drivers. You would be amazed (I'm assuming you dont write drivers for a living) how utterly crappy so many of them are.

      They do terrible, terrible things like rely on undocumented and unsupported data structures in memory. They sometimes hardcode function entry points (which can change with a final release and a final re-compile). They sometime send up relying on behavior based on an obscure bug that was present in the RC but fixed in the RTM.

      There are tons of reasons this can happen, and most of the likely ones not even Microsoft's doing, though it could have been them too.

    33. Re:It won't work. by Allador · · Score: 1

      That said,there is a damned good reason why folks hate Vista,and it is all MSFTs fault. They pushed it onto the single core "Best Buy specials" with 512Mb of RAM and Vista Basic,which again....torture.

      You've got the causality a little off.

      Microsoft doesnt install Vista on hardware. Microsoft doesnt pick what hardware to sell with Vista.

      ALL Microsoft does is to control what equipment you can put those 'Vista Capable' stickers on, and they almost had it right.

      Then they ended up caving to pressure from Intel and some OEMs (though not HP, interestingly) to allow them to sell Vista with the 'Vista Capable' sticker on machines that they shouldnt have.

    34. Re:It won't work. by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

      I've never heard people openly talk about how much they hate a Microsoft product before.

      Welcome to slashdot

    35. Re:It won't work. by the+entropy · · Score: 1

      you forget windows ME

    36. Re:It won't work. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      You can right-click on it?!?

    37. Re:It won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...why have they chosen to get rid of traditional menus...?

      I've used IE7 and a recent version of Office, and I swear to god I will never use menuless applications on my personal computers. You could call it blind hatred or sanity depending on your position, but I'll never upgrade to Vista because of button bars.

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    38. Re:It won't work. by Akzo · · Score: 0

      Your picture shows Deep Freeze's ability to crash a laptop. It also doesn't mention anywhere that the laptop being shown is running Vista. Deep Freeze may be installed on a store computer to easily remove changes customers make to a laptop while trialing it.

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    39. Re:It won't work. by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      And worse is that it seems that the enter key doesn't work anymore.

    40. Re:It won't work. by chibiace · · Score: 1

      yes, i was trying to find refresh in the networking the other day. hidden i tell you.

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    41. Re:It won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOTHING IS "WORSE" THAN VISTA. I WANT MY OLD XP BACK! Bill Gates technology has GONE TOO FAR. I'm just an ordinary cyber person and don't need VISTA'S (which I'm STUCK WITH)...DICTATORIAL control which is a "time waster" and much toooooo! complicated. It is like playing the game "SIMON SAYS!" before I can realize any results of any document I am working on! I heard they aren't making it anymore...GOOD! The designer that created it looks like a.......! BTW I'm NOT a coward by any means!!! Anonymous! Shame on you JERRY. You were a NATURAL now money has turned you UNnatural.

    42. Re:It won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get rid of traditional menus (which everyone is already familiar with) and effectively "hide" functionality.

      Maybe they're aping Gnome again the way they did for Windows XP. Back then (before the Gnome UI Guidelines ruined it), gnome was pretty interesting.

      Of late Gnome're increasingly becoming a Mac OS 7 clone. Actually I think it's been downhill since they adopted sawfish.

    43. Re:It won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sienfeld's show was a show about nothing.... Does that mean this is going to be the ad campaign about nothing?

    44. Re:It won't work. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      You're dead on. It was Deep Freeze software that crashed this Vista laptop at Best Buy. I didn't get the Vista sticker in the shot, but I was standing there when the photo was taken and the laptop was in a reboot loop with Vista. Now Vista is supposed to not bluescreen from software anymore. Can you explain how this thing on a bluescreen cycle on the shelf at a retail outlet is a positive ad for Vista?

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    45. Re:It won't work. by terrywin · · Score: 1

      "Some people sit around and worry that someday someone will make them upgrade to Vista."

      Jeez...your talking about me! How did you know?

      I will never install an OS that "phones home" to the mothership with such regularity...and beyond my control...

    46. Re:It won't work. by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree, many people have a vague dislike for Vista. I think it has to do in part with allowing Apple to be the one to tell consumers about Vista.

      I'm normally one who wants to see marketing types drown in pools of their own blood but I do have to give Apple props for their handling of Vista. Nobody outside the techie circles even knew what the UAC thing was but the first time they sit at the PC and encounter it, they'll immediately think back to this commercial. Vista was made to look ridiculous there and the user experience is reenforcing that belief.

      Not only that, the cancel or allow thing has worked its way into pop culture now. I've seen non-geeks using it now. Someone will complain about something and a friend saying something like "I think this place must be run by idiots!" and the friend will reply "You have come to a sad realization, cancel or allow?" The other guy gets the joke and does the Resident Expert sigh and says "Allow."

      There is no countering this kind of resistance, this negative mind-share. Someone here on slashdot said he realized how bad Microsoft fucked up when even his technophobe mother said Vista was bad.

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    47. Re:It won't work. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      But they DID choose the hardware,by virtue of the fact that they pushed Vista Basic over Xp Home ond Pro in the low end. From what I've read they steadily increased the price for an OEM license of XP Home or Pro while at the same time lowering the price for a license of Vista Basic and Home Premium to get the OEMs to use it across the board.

      And as you pointed out they could have showed common sense when it came to the "Vista Capable" plan,but I believe it goes even deeper than that. I have yet to see a review site that says Vista Basic was a good idea. Even WinSuperSite,which usually trips over itself to kiss the MS booty,said "what where they thinking?" when it comes to Vista Basic. The whole selling point of Vista was the bling,as that is the only benefit that the average user will see and understand. So what does a Vista Basic user get? All the annoyance of UAC and no bling. Plus it runs slug slow on the Best Buy specials.

      The simple fact is this: The average Best Buy and Wal Mart special consists of an Intel Celeron single core with 512Mb or if you are lucky 1Gb of RAM. And Vista is horrible on those kinds of specs. Instead of doing the smart move and extending XP until the bare minimum at Best Buy is a dual core with 2Gb of RAM,they forced Vista Basic. Which is why I keep seeing them knock down prices,and yet the machines still won't move,whereas I can't keep used office machines with XP Pro in stock. In fact I have three customers now who are going to hand me $200 each just to "get what you can find".The only requirements? 1.7GHz or better and NO VISTA. MSFT is just going to have to face the facts: The customers DON'T WANT Vista,it is too slow and irritating. The customer LIKE XP,it is familiar and easy for them to use. Give the customers what they want instead of trying to force offal down their throats MSFT! But as always this is my 02c,YMMV

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    48. Re:It won't work. by JasonAsbahr · · Score: 1

      Those sound like pretty big problems...

  16. I wish Don Rickles was alive by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    He'd be perfect...If you don't use Vista, you're an idiot!

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    1. Re:I wish Don Rickles was alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I wish Don Rickles was alive

      That's not funny, dickface. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Rickles

    2. Re:I wish Don Rickles was alive by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Don Rickles is alive, idiot.

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    3. Re:I wish Don Rickles was alive by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I bet you he would get it.

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    4. Re:I wish Don Rickles was alive by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Yeah well, these guys left me the impression he was already buried.

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  17. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by Darkness404 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When ReactOS becomes needed. Right now we don't need a Windows clone. We need to move away from open source software is a cheap knockoff of Windows and Mac. We need our own identity. Linux gives us an identity other than Windows.

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  18. Hey don't blame microsoft! by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Funny

    They wanted Lucy and Desi to push Vista but they never returned Steve Ballmer's call!
    This is only just the beginning. The next step is the new catchy theme song by Wynn Newton.

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    1. Re:Hey don't blame microsoft! by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dat's okay, dey got someone even bettah.

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    2. Re:Hey don't blame microsoft! by strabes · · Score: 1

      I think you're mixing Wayne Newton and Steve Wynn, both of which are big deals in Las Vegas.

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    3. Re:Hey don't blame microsoft! by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      Actually, he did, but they just heard the sound of chairs being thrown around when they told him they were going to endorse Ubuntu instead.

    4. Re:Hey don't blame microsoft! by Docboy-J23 · · Score: 1

      So wait... is Bill going to be the PC, and Jerry the Mac..?

    5. Re:Hey don't blame microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is only just the beginning. The next step is the new catchy theme song by Wynn Newton.

      Wynn Newton? Is he related to Nell Diamond?

  19. Be$t Idea$ by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    Clearly Bill Gates has enough money to hire a comedian who hasn't had a TV show in nearly a decade to "endorse" his product. Unless maybe that Bee Movie stole its best ideas from Apple, too.

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  20. Re:Who are these people...? by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which operating system are you referring to? Because if it's Vista, then I've got to say that I don't find it at all annoying. It works quite well, the security's a welcome addition. The biggest problem is that they don't have the equivalent of a command line "sudo", but then again, I'm one of the very few people who use a windows command line I'm sure. Overall, Vista works quite well for me, much less of a headache than Ubuntu. Just my 2 cents, but I get the feeling that Vista had more bugs before SP1, and now people are just angry that it wasn't a huge leap over XP.

  21. Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For $300M, MS could send out bands of programmers to vendors get their Vista drivers working better.

    Wouldn't that generate better PR than using a deadbeat comedian?

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    1. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by Narpak · · Score: 1

      Probably. In any regards I do not think a Vista PR campaign will be able to push through the fact that Vista cost and don't deliver.

    2. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by MBCook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is what I was thinking. It's cute that MS wants to improve the image of Vista. It's even cuter that they think getting a big name star in some ads about "breaking through barriers" will work. At least they aren't dumb enough to do a near clone of the Get A Mac ads. And anything with Seinfeld's name sells. Remember Bee Movie? Did you remember it existed 10 minutes ago, or did reading the name make you think for a few seconds before you remembered it ever existed?

      But $300 million is a ton of money. How much did Apple spend developing 10.5? Was it over $300 million? How much did they spend on 10.1/Puma, the free point release?

      You shouldn't need to spend that much money to tell people your 2 year old product isn't trash.

      One of the geniuses bits behind the Apple ads is how simple they are. It's easy to make movies. Adding a new printer works well. Macs do what you want them to. So to combat these simple messages a 5 year old could understand, Microsoft is making a series of ads about breaking through barriers. Sounds like the kind of pseduo-management speak that drives me nuts. I hope the execution is better than the idea sounds, and the rest of Microsoft's campaigns.

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    3. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apple bought NeXT, because they didn't think Be was worth the $200m that the CEO wanted. In the end, Be was sold for $11m to Palm, and Apple bought NeXT for around $400m. Kind of puts $300m in perspective. I wonder what would happen if someone invested $300m in ReactOS...

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    4. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by mrroot · · Score: 1

      You are assuming Microsoft has bands of programmers capable of fixing Vista drivers. Not everyone who works at MS is an expert on operating systems or driver development.

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    5. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely correct. Most of them are in the marketing department and know next to nothing about computers in the first place.

    6. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by Nebu · · Score: 1

      For $300M, MS could send out bands of programmers to vendors get their Vista drivers working better. Wouldn't that generate better PR than using a deadbeat comedian?

      Nope.

      If you think a non-negligible section of Vista's target market even know what the term "drivers" mean, let alone make that the number one reason they avoid Vista, then you probably don't know much about PR.

    7. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Microsoft would spend $500m to sue them into oblivion? Am I right? Can I haz cheezburger?

    8. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      I know this is off-topic but I really liked Bee Movie. Maybe I was the only one but it was pretty funny. It actually

    9. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by pyrbrand · · Score: 1

      Believe me, MS has a lot more than $300M sitting in the bank so this isn't really a zero sum game. I imagine they've figured out that spending $300M on advertising has the potential to earn back more than $300M while hiring another 300 devs for a year doesn't (I'm just guessing, but I imagine it would cost about 1 million per developer per year when you add in a matching SDET, half a PM, a quarter of a manager, a twentieth of an admin, plus office space, hardware, it support, dev branches and build labs etc). Besides, if you check out the E7 blog, with 1000 devs already on Windows, the team might be at a point where the incremental cost of adding another dev in terms of productivity lost in terms of communication exceeds the productivity of that person.

    10. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

      It sounds like MS is taking a page out of the IBM playbook. I never know what they are selling but 2 seconds into it I know that it is an IBM pitch. When was the last time except right after a launch have you seen an Exchange Server or SQL Server (where their bread-and-butter is and gives people a reason to run windows).

      Maybe they are at the stage of the game where they are giving up on the home user just like IBM (sold to lenovo), in anticipation in Linux and Mac OS X chipping away at their marketshare while they try to maintain 20 year old code full of compatibility hacks and whatnot.

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    11. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      M$ may not have spoofed the "I'm a Mac" ads, but Novell did

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    12. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by springbox · · Score: 1

      I know this is off-topic but I really liked Bee Movie. Maybe I was the only one but it was pretty funny. It actually

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    13. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by BraksDad · · Score: 1

      Does everything I want except fit my budget.

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    14. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You shouldn't need to spend that much money to tell people your 2 year old product isn't trash.

      They shouldn't. But then, they have to be spending that money to try and counter some of the unsubstantiated FUD thats been spread about Vista, for free.

      (Before I get modded as troll or whatever, I'm a Mac user, but I think this whole thing of slagging off Microsoft and then slagging them off further when they try and come back to it is stupid.)

    15. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by jmhoule314 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that generate better PR than using a deadbeat comedian?

      i didn't know Jerry Seinfeld continually failed to meet his financial obligations.

    16. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      At least you'll know what the product is. Unlike those first Zune commercials where you barely had an idea what it was selling. I knew what a Zune was so it only presented the product to me. It never introduced the product to someone who didn't know and that's a failure in advertising.

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    17. Re:Wouldn't fixing some drivers give better PR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but "Flamebait"? What?

  22. Thw question by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 0

    Whyyyyyyyyy. Do people. Use LINUX? That has Seinfeld all over it.

  23. Is it going to be similar to this? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I've been wondering, when did you first become fan of my show? ...

    -Yeah, hi Mr. Gates. I bought your new Windows XP program and about to install it as an upgrade. Do I need to make a boot disk?
    -That's a very good question....

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  24. Wow. by JustNiz · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Given his sensibilities about not doing any more Seinfeld episodes, I would have guessed that he of all people would have better sense than to associate himself with such a crappy product and company, especially as a comeback.
    I guess the money finally ran out from the endless re-runs and DVD box sets eh Jerry?

    1. Re:Wow. by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      Looks like the microsoft schill moderators are out in force today... The above comment is a valid question, why is Jerry Seinfeld doing product placement now instead of pure comedy? And why is he doing it for Microsoft, or like he is doing here for HP. Does he not care, just who cuts him a check? Yeah, okay calling microsoft a crappy company is troll-ish, but it's also an opinion shared by many here.

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    2. Re:Wow. by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      -1 Troll is 'In force'?

      Actually, that sounds about right...

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    3. Re:Wow. by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      He was at -1 Troll when I looked at him, his initial level is 2.

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  25. comedic ad face-off by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

    I'll be pretty interested in seeing how this goes. I find both John Hodgman, the guy in the I'm a Mac and I'm a PC ads for Apple, and Jerry Seinfeld funny. Or at least, I found Seinfeld funny 10 years ago when Seinfeld was on. I haven't seen any of his newer stuff (the bee movie), will the guy still be funny?

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  26. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is dead ... those who are still using it or creating clones of it are irrelevant. Its time to wake up and move on, because no one gives a shit about it.

  27. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would people help something which runs Windows applications?! I thought you guys wanted to get AWAY from anything Microsoft-related!

    If anything, call me back once ReactOS can run Diablo 2, Starcraft and Final Fantasy XI without any problems. No, I won't/can't contribute code. Damnit Jim, I'm a gamer, not a programmer!

  28. Exactly what do they mean? by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    From TFA"...could result in a huge hit for the company." A "big hit" as in "did a lot of damage", or a "big hit" as in "everyone watched the commercial and upgraded to XP anyway"? Hint to BillG - I just bought a new Fujitsu V1020 laptop, and the MAIN reason I chose it was the ability to change over *immediatly* to XP. I have a Vista DVD you can shove up your input device.

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    1. Re:Exactly what do they mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would actually be the output device.

  29. A lot of money by springbox · · Score: 1

    Maybe Microsoft could have used their money to pour extra resources into the development of their next operating system. Like, put some effort into researching why most users seem to loathe Vista instead of pretending that everything is FANTASTIC.

    1. Re:A lot of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Microsoft could have used their money to pour extra resources into the development of their next operating system. Like, put some effort into researching why most users seem to loathe Vista instead of pretending that everything is FANTASTIC.

      As much as we like to think it's all about that, Apple actually spends far more than MS on marketing (I'm amazed people not paying attention to this), and that is a huge part of their success.

  30. Sounds like good company by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    Isn't Seinfeld's entire career a show about hanging out with a group of pathetically petty backstabbers and cheaters, who waste every opportunity to ever do anything worthwhile, and instead just stick to dirty tricks and scams?

    Like Microsoft has never engaged in backstabbing or cheating to get ahead. Not to mention dirty tricks and scams?

    1. Re:Sounds like good company by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      Whooosh....

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  31. Why not spend $300million on fixing it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then when people like Vista it'll be a self advertising product...

    But maybe doing that would take admitting that there are problems with it and nobody wants to be seen to admit that.

  32. Didn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still not going to upgrade to it. Maybe download it, but not upgrade to it. And even then I'm going to use vLite on it to death. And the only reason for me to even have it would be to have DX10.

  33. Oh yea, that kinkey music, kramer, seinfeld by unity100 · · Score: 1

    a few witty humor, and im gonna turn all the pcs around me to vista, just like that.

    are kramer, george and jerry gonna come and fix the pc issues that my close circle is gonna have afterwards ? dont think so.

    1. Re:Oh yea, that kinkey music, kramer, seinfeld by j01123 · · Score: 5, Funny

      are kramer, george and jerry gonna come and fix the pc issues that my close circle is gonna have afterwards ?

      No, Kramer will be busy filming another commercial in which he gives his opinion of the black Macbook.

    2. Re:Oh yea, that kinkey music, kramer, seinfeld by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      But to be fair, the black Macbook will heckle him really hard and he won't mean what he says. He'll just be saying it to lash out at the Macbook in anger, because he actually has plenty of black laptops among his friends.

  34. Wow, marketing! This changes everything! by HalAtWork · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh shit an ad! I'm peeing my pants right now! Committing to enjoying 30 seconds on TV and committing to adapt to an upheaval of what you depend on daily for crucial tasks are two completely different things, and a quick joke will not ease the tension most people (not to mention businesses) are feeling when they have to consider making the switch.

  35. Re:Who are these people...? by Zakabog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It works quite well, the security's a welcome addition.

    What security? You mean that little pop-up thing asking you "are you sure you want to do that?" every time you click something. The little pop-up that annoys people to the point where they begin to just ignore it, or figure out how to turn it off? Or is there some other amazing new security features in Windows Vista that I'm not aware of?

  36. Too late. by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

    Good idea, and maybe we'll get some fun or funny ads out of it.

    Unfortunatly, it's too late for Vista. If they'd done this at Vista's first release, then it would have worked.

    Heck, with Windows 7 right around the corner, by using Jerry with Vista, by associating him with Vista, I can't help but feel they're wasting what potential he has to draw people to what they're having him push.

  37. Seinfeld is the right spokesperson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because Vista is a joke.

    1. Re:Seinfeld is the right spokesperson... by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vista is a joke.

      Agreed. It's also an example that shows that not all jokes are funny.

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  38. Ovaltine and airplane peanuts by dtmancom · · Score: 1

    "What's the deal with the Vista upgrade for Windows? Upgrades are supposed to be better and faster."

    1. Re:Ovaltine and airplane peanuts by gdog05 · · Score: 1

      "What's the deal with the UAC? I mean it's always Cancel or Allow? Cancel or Allow? I don't know what to do! You're the computer, you tell me! I tried to cancel a credit card the other day. When I logged on, it asked Cancel or Allow? I need more information! Are you asking to allow the canceling? What if I cancel the cancel? Will the world end?"

  39. No better proof by deanston · · Score: 1

    that MSFT is still stuck in 10 year old routines than their current, major corporate decisions such as this one. Perhaps it's time for some creative Linux artists to come out with some Penguin TV commercials - but what percentage of population will get the /.-style nerdy jokes?

    1. Re:No better proof by WillyDavidK · · Score: 1

      As much as I'd love to see that, I still don't think Linux is quite ready for the GP yet. It has definitely made some leaps and bounds in the past couple of years tho, and hopefully by the end of the decade a popular desktop distro like ubuntu will have some gp appeal.

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    2. Re:No better proof by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu is almost ready for the GP (as you call them), but it just needs to improve its compatability with a few things, particularly certain wireless cards, *.docx etc., simplicity of installation (the average person cannot be expected to know how to burn a boot disk or to fix the boot order if it's wrong).

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  40. Well Good Luck to them by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    So MS is spending $300 million to counteract the negative image of Vista. Well good luck to them. I think the image is well deserved. Admittedly, Vista on new machines isn't bad; however, on older machines, it is much slower. Even if Vista solves all initial growing pains, most consumers just don't see the value of upgrading.

    While previous generations of Windows required users to do some upgrades to their PCs to use the newest version, the magnitude of the upgrade has not been as great as XP -> Vista. I think this is mostly due to the long 5 year gap. When upgrading users from 98 or 2k to XP, most of the time it just required some more RAM. If more drastic upgrades were required (CPU, video card), the components were easily obtainable. Contrast this with XP -> Vista: Even though my computer meets the recommended (not mimimum) requirements (CPU AMD 1.1GHz, 512GB RAM, etc), there's no way I could turn on all of the features of Vista without major upgrades. The problem is that I can't upgrade my CPU (Socket A) through a retail store. I have to go to eBay to get components as my computer is very old. Even if I get the upgrades I still couldn't use some of Vista's features. So like most consumers I have three choices:

    1. Spend money on hardware upgrades that may or may not be enough for Vista
    2. Spend money on a new machine
    3. Stick with XP

    For now, I'm choosing #3 until my hardware dies.

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  41. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by zifn4b · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, when are we going to see all games that are released for Windows simultaneously released for Linux? As far as I can tell, this is one of the main things holding Linux back. Wake me up when that happens because the day it does is the day I'll never use Windows again.

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  42. relevance? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Jerry who?

    1. Re:relevance? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Jerry Seinfeld.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  43. Apologies, just like mac ads didnt had an effect by unity100 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    on people who know i.t. shit, this pr stunt is not gonna have any effect much like the same.

    yea, hip, and all that, yea, pc is a geek and mac is hip and with a mac you can browse your music, load them to your ipod, create family albums and this and that, and do design work too

    .... but, the shit people are doing with pc setups are SO varying in numerousness and nature that nothing mac does can be compared to what pc is.

    those kind of ads only can coerce less technologically keen people into 'style'.

    sorry mac fans. i respect you people, and even quite respect the design work you do (many designers work on mac), but thats about it. for all the rest (and even design) there is still pc.

    ........... (duh, i just remembered late macs are intels with macos. so much for pc-mac distinction)...

  44. Slight tangent by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Isn't Bill's Last Day pretty much just a clone of Clinton's Final Days?

  45. Re:Who are these people...? by node+3 · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is that they don't have the equivalent of a command line "sudo"

    Seriously? That's the biggest problem with Vista?

  46. Seem noncontreversial to me by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    For quite a few years it has been my observation that Microsoft is first and foremost a marketing company. So things like this seem perfectly valid. As long as their don't use those dollars to spread FUD, seems like a fair move on their part.

    --
    "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
    1. Re:Seem noncontreversial to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because MAC commercials are nice and truthful, with no FUD at all, amirite?

  47. Re:Who are these people...? by Broken+Toys · · Score: 0, Troll

    Problem signature:
        Problem Event Name: BlueScreen
        OS Version: 6.0.6000.2.0.0.768.3
        Locale ID: 2057

    Yeah, Vista is da bomb.

    And it just keeps bombing.

  48. This will be bigger than his "Bee Movie"!!! by sakusha · · Score: 4, Funny

    n/t

    1. Re:This will be bigger than his "Bee Movie"!!! by bigmouth_strikes · · Score: 1

      You're supposed to put "n/t" in the subject of the post...not the body. You're doing it wrong!

      --
      Oh, I can't help quoting you because everything that you said rings true
  49. Re:Who are these people...? by sir+fer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Looks like some M$ fanboi modded you down for being correct.

    Vistas "security" features are pathetic and too little far too late. Joe Sixpack might take it seriously "Ooh, aah, dis noo operatin' systums got increased securitah!" but at the end of the day it's just security theatre.

    --
    Debian FTW ;o)
  50. Wait... by dwiget001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jerry will plug Vista? Like popping a cap in it's ass? THAT WOULD RULE!

  51. Re:Who are these people...? by moderatorrater · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The little pop-up that annoys people to the point where they begin to just ignore it, or figure out how to turn it off?

    The same could be said of any security feature. Good security's hard, and I've found the vista pop up to be no more annoying than the ubuntu one. I haven't used a Mac in years, but from what little I remember, it seems like it still has the pop ups. So, your two actual points seem to be that it pops up more than necessary and that it can be turned off. The first is a problem with other companies requiring administrator rights when they don't really need them, and the ability to turn it off is just giving people more options. So where's the problem?

  52. Is this news for nerds? by MarkvW · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The posted article is flamebait!
    All the following posts are inflammations!

    This is not news for nerds! It is not slashdot worthy in the least. Who cares about what Jerry Seinfeld advertises? How is that newsworthy?

  53. More comedy from Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if Vista wasn't hilarious enough already!

  54. Stop the hate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly seinfeld is upgrading - I don't think I've ever seen a mac newer than 1993 or so in his apartment. Powerbook Duos and LCs were nice at one time, but not anymore...

  55. $300 million could go a long way towards ... by Skapare · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... hiring some better programmers and project managers to make the next Windows work problem. That and stop paying all licensing for DRM and then ask the DRM people if they want to give it away for free of if they want it not included in Windows.

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    1. Re:$300 million could go a long way towards ... by Allador · · Score: 1

      This argument gets tired.

      Home users (for the most part) dont care about DRM.

      They just want to be able to watch the HD broadcast in Media Center, or their new Blu-Ray discs.

      If MS did as you say, then no Windows user would be able to do either.

      The choice they made, only the fringe geeks are pissed at Microsoft. If they would have went as you said, the geeks would be proud, but still wouldnt buy Microsoft, and the huge home market would be pissed, and also wouldnt buy Microsoft.

  56. That's a first... by Turiko · · Score: 1

    Really, who ever tought a big company like MS would hire a comedian to erase their marketing and development mistakes?

  57. Wish they'd pay me too. by Xest · · Score: 1

    I've been talking Vista up lately too!

    Why? Well I just built a new PC (2.83ghz quad core, 8gb RAM, 2x1tb hard drives, GeForce 280 GTX) and decided to take the plunge and stick Vista on it, amazingly I've not run into a single glitch, which is rare when building a new PC from components. I've found Vista better than I expected, which is not to say a lot because my hopes weren't high for it in the first place but without wanting to sound like a Microsoft fanboy, and I know many would be shocked to hear these words here, but... Vista really aint all that bad.

    I'm a rather late adopter with Vista, I generally adopt new OS' first day so this is the first OS I've held back on due to many horror stories. Perhaps also it would be more problematic if I wasn't installing it on a brand new PC (i.e. no 64bit drivers for older hardware etc.) but as I've used it so far I have to give it a thumbs up.

    I'm still not going to upgrade my 2nd PC or my laptop to Vista though, because due to all the horror stories I've heard with Vista I'm still reluctant and as mentioned above am concerned that slightly older hardware may run into problems. One things for sure though, if you don't need any legacy support, are building a new system from scratch and intend to use mostly modern applications (I'm using Office 2007, Visual Studio 2008 and more recent games as well as the usuals like Winamp on it only really) then it really aint a bad OS at all.

    Of course, I've also ordered an extra pair of drives for the system which I intend to use to install Ubuntu on as I'm hoping that will also be an equally pleasant experience on my new kit but as I develop with ASP.NET professionally (PHP personally) then it's a little inconvenient to switch to Ubuntu full time unfortunately. Still it's early days, I've only been using my new machine just over a week and all though I've been putting it through it's paces hard due to being off work for the week and trying various new games and such on it it's still early days and it could yet still dissapoint I guess ;)

    1. Re:Wish they'd pay me too. by Teun · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Interesting, a machine that might become a mainstream configuration well over a year from now is able to satisfactorily run Winamp and Office on an OS released over a year ago...

      Just imagine the speed gain when running XP on this beast.

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      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    2. Re:Wish they'd pay me too. by nsayer · · Score: 1

      this guy didn't have any trouble installing Vista either.

    3. Re:Wish they'd pay me too. by Xest · · Score: 1

      That's certainly a fair comment but my point is not so much about how well it runs in terms of performance, but that it's been so far, a glitch free experience which is a separate issue from performance.

      It's certainly not the buggy monster it was rumoured to be (and probably really was) at release and for a while after. Even XP had more than it's fair share of bugs at release however, so I'm not even sure Vista is really any different than most other Microsoft OS'. I'd say the biggest factor in slowing it's adoption compared to previous Microsoft OS' more than anything is that it's more of a pain to pirate and simultaneously keep updated. Microsoft could learn a lesson there in that perhaps if people can download their OS for free illegally and still keep it patched there's probably going to be more people to rate their OS up and more profit for them overall as it becomes more mainstream, mainstream enough to be adopted sooner by the large corporates and home users.

    4. Re:Wish they'd pay me too. by alxkit · · Score: 0

      i run a server on 500MHz and been doing it for about 10 years. 64 MB or RAM, too. try to run vista on that.

    5. Re:Wish they'd pay me too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way Vista takes advantage of high end hardware, I wouldn't be surprised if Vista runs quicker than XP. Games may still not run as high FPS-wise because of the overhead, but it also is capable of DX10.

      The other thing I thought was that XP would only address up to 3.25Gb of his 8Gb of RAM, that is a lot to waste. If he got XP 64-bit that's a different story, but XP 64-bit sucks.

      Posting as AC so I don't undo earlier moderating.

  58. Re:Who are these people...? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who use this buggy, slow Operating System?

    George Costanza. That way he doesn't have to work. He just tells his boss that his computer is slow so he can't get much done.

    You know, if Vista came with a hideaway under-the-desk bed, I'd probably use it.

    The bed, that is, not Vista.

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  59. VISTA = CHEVROLET by sco_robinso · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's only so much you can do when people hate your product before trying it. Chevy's been battling this for a couple years now. They hold focus groups to look at new/prototype designs and the ones with the Chevy 'bowtie' logo consistently score lower. They even show the same model twice slightly modified in some way (different angle, different color) and adding a Honda or Toyota logo drastically improves its score. Consumers dont want to buy the same re-hashed crap over and over. You eventually have to release quality products.

    I dont think Vista's all that bad, but reputation is powerful.

    1. Re:VISTA = CHEVROLET by bay43270 · · Score: 1

      Do you remember where you read that.. I'd like to hear more.

    2. Re:VISTA = CHEVROLET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an economist, I can't resist pointing out that this behavior is efficiency-producing. With so much information to process, people need shortcuts to the information they really care about. Logos tell them what products are more likely to have favorable characteristics. They obviously aren't foolproof, as this example shows, but they are likely to provide some relevant information most of the time.

    3. Re:VISTA = CHEVROLET by sco_robinso · · Score: 1

      I don't remember any specific articles just off hand, but I've read several books and articles over the years that all point to the same idea - Chevy/GM's brand is significantly damaged. If you did want to read more, I would recomend a book called 'The end of Detroit' - which partly covers this and may of the mistakes that detroit has made.

      But it's interesting the power that a brand holds, or doesn't hold for that matter. I remember in one of the articles (I think it was on MSN Auto's a few years back) where they were interviewing some marketing guy from Saturn. The first car they would show would be some prototype [GM/Saturn], it would score fairly low amongst the focus group. The last car they would show would be exactly the same car, even the same picture, but a Toyota badge photochopped on it and remarkably it would get a higher score. Brand image takes a long time to turn around. GM's now starting to release some half-compitent cars, but they're still percieved as unreliable junk.

      I think that 'Mojave Experiment' thing is pretty much spot on, from the perspective that MS knows the Vista name is pretty badly tarnished. Add to that some crafty, well places Mac ads that exploit this and you have a very damaged OS. I have tons of friends and co-workers that 'hate vista' but have never even used it. All I ever hear is '...oh but vista supposed to be so bad...'.

  60. Srsly? by Narnie · · Score: 1
    I have a hard time buying something that a comedian is endorsing.

    I just can't get over the feeling that I'm waiting for a punchline.

    Perhaps this time the punchline is "Better than XP/Mac/Linux!!!" or "This works!!!"

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  61. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I installed Vista for the first time on a new system today, so far I'm having no trouble. Turning off Aero and setting the theme to Windows Classic and it's pretty much good ol' XP with improved security.

  62. And here's how it went: by nsayer · · Score: 1

    "There are people out there who refuse to upgrade Vista and instead run XP. I mean, who ARE these people?"

  63. [Citation needed] by Foerstner · · Score: 4, Informative

    They should care -- they pay for that. Macs don't show up by accident -- they show up because Apple pays for them to show up. When you buy a Mac, part of what you pay goes for Apple to buy product placements.

    Just FWIW, the last time I checked Apple had the largest product placement budget of any computer maker I could find. At least at that time, HP had something like 10 times the computer sales, but less than one third the product placement budget.
    Source, please.

    As far as I can tell, Apple's product placement "budget" consists largely of making flashy-looking hardware that style-conscious Hollywood set designers want to use. They officially deny paying anything for placement.

    (I have heard that they give away freebies, though. Supposedly that's how the Macintosh Plus got into the Scotty scene in Star Trek IV)

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    1. Re:[Citation needed] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the ipod comercial in the middle of blade III. Remember when jessica biel interrupted the movie to tell us how easy it is to make playlists on her ipod?

      You can't tell me that was a freebie.

    2. Re:[Citation needed] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I just say (this is my first post to Slashdot). I think the crazied fanboys are all the PC fanatics out there. I use a Mac, I have a degree in Computer Science and I not just some moron who was wooed with a colourful advertisement or the 'cool factor' (btw you snickering nerds wouldn't know what cool was if the Fonz sat you on his lap and explained it to you) I keep reading about.

      * Mac OSX is build on Unix, the most tried, tested and stable OS there is.
      * I like my shell access, I can write scripts etc.
      * I've had NOT ONE PROBLEM since switching to Mac. I only need to reboot my G4 ibook once every couple of months and that fixes whatever small problem I had (eg. losing connection to my wireless router)
      * On my old PCs, I think at least 10% of my time was spent tinkering, trying to eliminate weird behaviour, reinstalling the OS (I had Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000 and XP and even ran Redhat linux for a while).
      * I've not had to reinstall my Mac OSX in 2 years.
      * My leopard upgrade worked fine.
      * Everything works.

      If you snickering geeks want to waste your lives getting your RAID configuration working with XP/Vista or compiling linux kernels, and attacking Apple 'fashionistas' feel free. But I've got something that works so up yours x

  64. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by zymano · · Score: 1

    This is the main reason for my comment. It's about game software and those few windows apps we like. Dual booting linux and React = greatness.

    Thanks to whoever deleted(marked down) my comment.

  65. [Citation] by Foerstner · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, my cat brushed the keyboard as I was hitting submit. The actual link is:
    http://www.usatoday.com/tech/techinvestor/industry/2007-03-08-apple-marketing_N.htm

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    1. Re:[Citation] by douggmc · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sorry, my cat brushed the keyboard as I was hitting submit.

      Oh that's too easy. Your cat?! Of course you have a Mac. Let me picture you and your life: a matching glass and stainless steel desk, lamp, and chair ... that goes so well with your iMac. Square rimmed glasses. All black attire. You listen to Moby. You drive a Subaru Outback or Forester. You work at a bookstore ... and your "partner" is a lawyer. PS - I have a Mac.

    2. Re:[Citation] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's cool. I can't get my cat to clean anything.

    3. Re:[Citation] by manekineko2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't understand, how is this supporting what you said, and how did you get double 5 informatives? Is this a joke you're playing to point out how eager Apple fans are to mod up anything that's positive on Apple (whether or not it's true and without reading the supposed evidence)? If so, you've succeeded quite admirably.

      From your article, which says nothing about Apple officially denying paying for product placements:

      Marketing guru Peter Sealey, a professor at Claremont Graduate University, calls the charismatic Jobs "the best marketing CEO in the business." USA TODAY spoke to professors such as Sealey, authors and former Apple marketing executives, asking what other companies could learn from the Apple marketing manual: ...

      *Work the taste-makers. Out of necessity, with a tiny and then declining market share for computers, Apple had to work harder to get its products in front of the public. In the past few years, it has aggressively set up Apple retail stores in metropolitan areas. Apple has also been very PR-centric, says Cruikshank, pushing to get its products reviewed and used as product placement in movies and TV shows.

      In The Apple Way, Cruikshank writes that Apple computers have appeared on screen more than 1,500 times in the past 20 years on TV shows and movies including 24, Sex and the City, Seinfeld and You've Got Mail.

      "More than half of all computer product placement during this time was from Apple, at a time when its market share was just 3%," Cruikshank says.

  66. Script by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jerry: Hi, I'm a PC.
    Bill: And so am I - but deep down inside, I wish I was a Mac.
    Jerry: Well, try Vista, and you'll be one step closer.

    --

    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  67. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by sir+fer · · Score: 1

    When you guys can write something on a website that doesn't look like a Chinese ESOL wrote it and stop spreading FUD about Linux...actually even then I can't be arsed with something that has taken 10 years to get to release 0.3.6 alpha.

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  68. Re:Who are these people...? by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

    RUNAS doesn't exist in Vista?

    (I don't know, I've never touched it...)

  69. What better than a comedian by wardk · · Score: 5, Funny

    to sell a joke?

  70. Re:Who are these people...? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

    That's the biggest problem that I've had with it, yes.

  71. Mod parent interesting by unity100 · · Score: 1

    spending karma for your reading pleasure here.

  72. Re:Who are these people...? by WillyDavidK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that users learn to ignore the pop-ups, and they happen so often that most users can't even tell if it's because of their own actions, or those of a malicious attack. Because of this, the messages serve no real security purpose, since even if someone were to maliciously try to abuse someone's computer, the user would probably just dismiss all of the pop-ups without a second thought. Also, most of the 'security' pop-up windows are not from other programs requiring administrator rights, the majority of them come from the operating system itself, for example you have to go through a couple of them just to open the device manager.

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  73. Remember Leno? by ODiV · · Score: 5, Informative

    Didn't they try this with Jay Leno for Windows 95?

    Ah yes, here we go.

    I guess it was more at launch, then after launch.

    "Hay guys, I hear Windows 95 is fast enough to handle all of OJ's alibis at once!"

  74. To commemorate... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    ...this monumental event, Microsoft replace Vista's system sounds with "slap bass" versions, including a brief but annoyingly noodling intermission that plays every time you select a different window.

    Meanwhile, Vista adoption falls through the floor.

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  75. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ReactOS will never mimic Windows perfectly, so why the hell should anyone bother dual-booting ReactOS and Linux? What benefit do you get that you don't get without Windows and Linux?

    "It's free as in beer" is unacceptable; Windows is essentially free and everyone knows it.

    "It's free as in freedom" is equally unacceptable because nobody important gives a shit.

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    "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
  76. All I can say by fwarren · · Score: 1

    Securest and easiest version of Windows yet?

    Bill, all I can say is yada, yada, yada.

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    vi + /etc over regedit any day of the week.
    1. Re:All I can say by WillyDavidK · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of all of the propaganda that goes by on your screen during phase 2 of the xp install, lol.

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  77. Wow, That's Some Rock You've Got on Top of You! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To not know who Jerry Seinfeld is, one of three things must have happened.

    You have been blatantly ignoring the world around you for the past many years. (They still play reruns of Seinfeld on TV all the time. And there's nothing "washed up" about the guy or his show.)

    You aren't from the United States, but even then I'd venture guess you hid under your rock more than anything else, since he is a globally known person.

    You must be only about 12 years old. Unlikely since your writing abilities exceed those that of a 12 year old.

    In any case, I'd suggest you stop being oblivious to everything around you, as you clearly have missed something very very obvious.

    1. Re:Wow, That's Some Rock You've Got on Top of You! by WillyDavidK · · Score: 1

      Or his post could have just been dry sarcasm?

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    2. Re:Wow, That's Some Rock You've Got on Top of You! by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

      You aren't from the United States, but even then I'd venture guess you hid under your rock more than anything else, since he is a globally known person.

      Speaking as a UK citizen - no, he's not. I know who he is, sure... But I'd comfortably bet that the majority of people in the UK don't know who he is.

    3. Re:Wow, That's Some Rock You've Got on Top of You! by MrMista_B · · Score: 0, Troll

      Older than twelve, but not American, and not obsessed by pop-culture trivia.

      Seriously, is it that bad to not instantly recognize the guy's name? By the reaction I'm getting, it's like I've commited a serious /. geek sin or something.

      Remember, just because this Jerry Seinfeld guy was a big sitcom star in the USA in the 90's, doesn't mean his name is instantly recognizeable to everyone on earth - I happen to be one of those who honestly didn't know who he was - and I'm finding it a little strange that I was marked -1 Troll, instead of the expected +3 Informative that I was expecting.

      Ah well, such is /.

    4. Re:Wow, That's Some Rock You've Got on Top of You! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck would you expect to get modded up for being so blatantly ignorant? Also, don't you think the "washed up" part was a bit trollish?

      Gawd, this is why we don't like faggots from across the oceans.

    5. Re:Wow, That's Some Rock You've Got on Top of You! by MrMista_B · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nah, expected to be modded up for providing information about someone who a lot of people just have no information about.

      Same with the 'washed up' part - sitcom actors are usually second-rate at best, and if it's been a decade since he's done any acting other than a bit part as a voice actor in some kids movie, he isn't exactly an acting superstar.

  78. Should be as good as M*A*S*H crew hawking PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Remember Alan Alda and Loretta Swit pushing MS's latest technology back in the day? The good ideas never die...

  79. Re:Who are these people...? by node+3 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ah, I see. You've got Vista set to boot into Safe Move with Command Prompt. Press F8 during startup and you can change that.

  80. NPR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone at NPR must read Slashdot. Not only did they just run this story 2 minutes ago, but they echoed Zarmoto's comment about the Mac in the background. coincidence? or conspiracy? watch out Twitter has a sockpuppet at NPR.

  81. Why you should upgrade to MS-DOS 5.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  82. Jerry Seinfeld hawking Windows? by Shuh · · Score: 1





    What is up -- with that?

  83. It's a joke! by one_red_eye · · Score: 1

    It totally makes sense! Jerry is a comedian and Vista is a joke!

  84. The Episode by lymond01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Elaine (with Apple-ish grin): I just bought a Macbook
    Jerry (non-chalantly sipping his coffee in front of his Dell): So? I've got Vista.
    Elaine (frowning): But this is a Mac, Jerry.
    Jerry: But it's not Vista.
    Elaine: No, it's not Vista. It's a Mac.
    Jerry: It's very shiny. What'd that thing cost you?
    Elaine (defensive): What does that matter?
    Jerry: One thousand?
    Elaine: Jerry...
    Jerry: Two thousand?
    Elaine: Stop...
    Jerry: Three th--
    Elaine: $2755.
    Jerry: Inclu--
    Elaine: Including tax.
    Jerry: 1250
    Elaine: 1250 what?
    Jerry: Vista.
    Elaine: But it's not a Mac!
    Jerry: It checks email.
    Elaine: So does my Mac.
    Jerry: Surfs the web.
    Elaine: So does my Mac.
    Jerry: Makes movies.
    Elaine: So does...it does? I thought Windows didn't make movies.
    Jerry (shrugs and sips): Vista.
    (Door explodes open!)
    Kramer: Jerry! The Dell store down the street is selling computers with Vista for $1500!
    Jerry: 1250
    Kramer (walking over to Jerry's laptop): Oooh, is that...
    Jerry: Vista.
    Kramer: Niiiice.

    1. Re:The Episode by jabithew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Worryingly, this has the sheen of truth.

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    2. Re:The Episode by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well written. Kudos to you sir.

    3. Re:The Episode by sokoban · · Score: 3, Funny
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    4. Re:The Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely done. $1250 gets you a sleek and well equipped dell xps m1330, but it starts at $899 in a useable 2gb config.

    5. Re:The Episode by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Find me a PC laptop for 1250 that competes with a Apple laptop in the way of screen, style, and ability

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    6. Re:The Episode by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much all Microsoft has to point out. That you can buy a PC with Vista for, like $600.00 or a desktop with Vista for $400. That alone will keep PCs outselling Macs 10 to 1.

      Yes, I know the $400 Pc is junk but it's $400 and it works well enough.

    7. Re:The Episode by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      I have this bridge that I want to unload er I mean sell.

    8. Re:The Episode by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Ayn low-priced offering from Acer (or Dell, or whevever) onto which one installs any recentish linux or BSD. All (and more) of the screen and ability are there. I must admit that the style may be lacking.

    9. Re:The Episode by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      http://www.cyberpowerpc.com/system/Xplorer_X5-5850_Notebook/ ... and it comes in 6 colors. How many colors does your macbook pro come in again? That's what I thought...

    10. Re:The Episode by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Don't know, don't care, but I have a $300 Compaq-branded-HP with Vista which checks email, web, plays my favorite MMO, and writes code as fast as I need. I don't need to check the length of it's e-peen to that of a Mac to be satisfied.

      SHRINKAGE!

    11. Re:The Episode by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Most excellent and rolls excellently off the tongue, I am assured that episodes two and three will revolve around the concepts of "shrinkage" and "Mac Nazi", correct?

    12. Re:The Episode by oGMo · · Score: 1

      The sheen of truth you see is a reflection on the shiny surface scum.

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    13. Re:The Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find me a PC laptop for 1250 that competes with a Apple laptop in the way of screen, style, and ability

      <shrug> Find me a PC laptop for 1250 that *doesn't* beat an Apple laptop in the way of screen and ability.

      Style, I'll grant you, but I'm in the majority that put their laptop to hard use, not poseurs who sit around and admire theirs. It's of no concern to me.

    14. Re:The Episode by Draek · · Score: 1

      Find me an Apple laptop, at any price, that competes with my old Thinkpad in the way of style and ability. You can't. Know why I'm so sure you can't? because *I* fucking dictate my criteria for "style" and "ability", and as such, can arbitrarily adjust it so that you can never match it.

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    15. Re:The Episode by DirePickle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lenovo T61P, $1200 five months ago, 3 gigs of ram, 2.4 GHz Penryn, 15.4" 1680x1050 screen, mobile nVidia quadro 570M video card, 4 hour battery life. Yes, it weighs a pound more than a Macbook Pro, but it's also less than half the cost. And I could drop it and it would probably still work.

    16. Re:The Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kramer: macs are for niggers!!!!!FORKS!!!!! Stop laughing at me!!!!!

    17. Re:The Episode by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Newman enters: "Oh Jerry, you mean you actually paid money for an operating system?"

      Jerry, angrily: "Linux!"

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    18. Re:The Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember kids, ability != usability.

    19. Re:The Episode by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know the $400 Pc is junk but it's $400 and it works well enough

      Ufff! I am glad I did not buy $400 PC couple of months and bought $300 one instead.

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    20. Re:The Episode by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jerry: Makes movies.
      Elaine: So does...it does? I thought Windows didn't make movies.
      Jerry (shrugs and sips): Vista.
      (Door explodes open!)
      Kramer: Jerry! The Dell store down the street is selling computers with Vista for $1500!
      Jerry: 1250
      Kramer (walking over to Jerry's laptop): Oooh, is that...
      Jerry: Vista.
      Kramer: Niiiice.

      --the next day--

      Elaine: So Jerry, why does your screen look different?
      Jerry: I "downgraded" to XP.
      Elaine: Why's that?
      Jerry: Battery life is crap, I was getting nagged to death with cancel or allow screens--
      Elaine: Like that Mac commercial.
      Jerry: Right. Truth in advertising, who knew?
      Elaine: So you're using an operating system almost as old as Michael Jackson's boyfriends.
      Jerry: True.
      Elaine: On a big, expensive, shiny modern machine.
      Jerry: Uh-huh.
      Elaine: And you can still do all the things you said you could do before, only with less crap interrupting you?
      Jerry: Yep.
      Elaine: And my Mac still costs twice as much.
      Jerry: Yep agian. So, what advantage do you have with your Mac?
      Elaine: Chicks really seem to dig it.
      Jerry: That's a plus.
      Elaine: But I'm straight.
      Jerry: Consider your options. You could say you were dual-booting.
      Elaine: *bites her lip and looks worried*

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    21. Re:The Episode by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...except the movie making part.

      What app would Seinfeld want to use on Windows for video editing or DVD authoring?

      It probably wouldn't be on the Dell already.

      I'm not sure I would count on the Dell having the necessary firewire port (even these days).

      If Jerry just wants an oversized EEE PC, he doesn't have to pay $1250 for it.

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    22. Re:The Episode by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...until he wants to burn a CD of his mp3s.

      Then he will be installing/using some Apple software...

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    23. Re:The Episode by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      What app would Seinfeld want to use on Windows for video editing or DVD authoring?

      I was thinking of Windows MovieMaker though I don't think I've ever used it so not sure how simple/advanced it might be. Anyway, it's all in good fun...Macs are designer computers with some nice pre-installed apps for home users. PITA to deploy on a business network though.

  85. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by camperslo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Visualizing group of homeless with cardboard signs at freeway offramp...

    "Will Endorse Vista for Food"

  86. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me, I'm a Linux user, and it's buggy alright!

  87. Did you ever wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what the deal is with those driver incompatibilities? You've got errors over this way, WAAAAY too many design flaws THIS way, faulty security ALL OVER THE PLACE, I don't know what's going on!

  88. Rodney Dangerfield is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Netcraft confirms it!

  89. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by amaupin · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't exactly call him "washed up." He decided to end his hit show against NBC's wishes because he didn't want it to end up slowing fading away like so many sitcoms. Since then - except for a few projects - he's been largely relaxing and enjoying his huge-assed fortune.

  90. Re:Who are these people...? by fwarren · · Score: 1

    The same could be said of any security feature. Good security's hard, and I've found the vista pop up to be no more annoying than the ubuntu one.

    That is not what I have found.

    Lets say you want to move an icon from your personal desktop to the "All Users" desktop, you will get 3 UAC prompts. Ubuntu has never prompted me 3 times while performing a task.

    The fact that there is no "All Users" desktop in Ubuntu and may require dropping it on all current users desktops and also dropping it into the default profile for new users is a different story alltogether. But I could do it from a root nautilus session and only have 1 UAC prompt to deal with.

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  91. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If Vista were merely a service pack to XP, why does have it such a drastically different driver model (which was the cause of most problems for early adopters). Ask the video and sound card vendors if Vista was just a service pack. The reason for any software and hardware incompatibility issues is exactly because it's NOT just a service pack. It was a major release. Vista is to XP, as XP was to 98 - there was a painful transition period there too. And that pain was mostly caused by the software and hardware vendors dragging their feet in producing updates and drivers for an OS that is in pre-release/beta, and readily available to them, for over two years prior to launch day. Only a completely stupid person think otherwise. "Then again, people are that stupid."

  92. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by emaname · · Score: 1

    Good question. I know and I still ask it.

    Not only that, the show just wasn't very funny. I was always amazed by watching a room of 5 or 6 people (my son and his friends) for the length of the show and nobody laughed. I couldn't blame them. The show wasn't funny. The writing was horribly contrived and the delivery of the lines and behavior of the characters was either very annoying or really buffoon like. I never developed an interest in any of the characters to the point where I would actually seek out a TV and watch. I was always puzzled by praise this show got. Reruns of "I Love Lucy" had more entertainment value and comedic content then "Seinfeld."

    Personally, I believe the completely unremarkable careers of the entire Seinfeld cast is testimony to their actual talent or rather lack thereof.

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  93. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAW

  94. They didn't want some who was "too hip..." by VennData · · Score: 1

    ...is the way today's Wall Street Journal characterized the choice of Jerry Seinfeld. The king of syndication must be happy he's not "too hip." I'm sure Steve Ballmer personally nixed anyone who might be "too hip." But the best part in the WSJ was how the campaign will explain how Microsoft's incorporating other software company's ideas into their products enhances the future user experience. I, for one, can't wait.

  95. Re:Who are these people...? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kramer: "You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf--ker. Throw his ass out. He's a n---er! He's a n---er! He's a n---er! A n---er, look, there's a n---er!"

  96. Kramer by deets101 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could have Kramer go off on a racist rant about Mac's. That would be funny.




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  97. I read this and instantly thought. by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

    With what?

    Then I thought it would be great if they did a soup nazi routine with folks in line, wait, maybe Apple should do that......

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  98. Re:Who are these people...? by geobeck · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and they happen so often that most users can't even tell if it's because of their own actions, or those of a malicious attack.

    Makes me wonder if there's been a virus that pops up Vista 'security' messages, like "Vista wants to increase the size of your p3n1s, Cancel or Allow?"

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  99. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by fwarren · · Score: 1

    Since ReactOS works with Wine. I would bet that if React OS could run 100% Microsoft Windows software. Then 85% to 95% of that software would run just fine via wine.

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  100. 2 birds with one stone by Kaishaku255 · · Score: 1

    This is great news! Now I can bash Seinfeld and Microsoft at the same time! ;)

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  101. Am I a minority for actually enjoying vista? by rbgrn · · Score: 2, Informative

    My Desktop OS History:

    1985-1987 - CP/M
    87-96 Various versions of DOS
    93-present Linux, FreeBSD
    96-98 Win95
    98-2000 Win98
    2000-2002 Win2000
    2002-2008 WinXP
    2008-present Vista SP1

    Note the linux years there. I was running slackware before many knew linux existed. With that said, am I a minority for actually having a positive Vista experience? Yes, I have a powerful machine with lots of RAM, but so far I've found that I'm quicker to navigate and more productive in Vista than I ever was in XP. I run the 64 bit version and have had very few problems. I think many of the things they have done are a great improvement over previous versions of windows.

    Does that make me evil?

    1. Re:Am I a minority for actually enjoying vista? by Danzigism · · Score: 1

      my history is practically identical to yours. i was in to slackware back in the 2.0.x kernel days and my overall experience with Vista has been positive as well. i really do think it is wise for MS to step up to the media. if there was as much bad publicity about the quirks of Mac OS, Linux, and any other OS you can think of, there would be more haters in general. doesn't make you evil I don't think. people are simply stubborn and have become pickier and pickier. if you don't like the OS, then pick something else and quit your bitchin! that is what freedom is all about ;-D

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    2. Re:Am I a minority for actually enjoying vista? by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Not evil, just deluded!

    3. Re:Am I a minority for actually enjoying vista? by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      With that said, am I a minority for actually having a positive Vista experience? Yes, I have a powerful machine with lots of RAM, but so far I've found that I'm quicker to navigate and more productive in Vista than I ever was in XP.

      I have a similar view of Vista. I run it on a machine that's nearly 5 years old (P4 2.4 GHz), but has had most of its components upgraded over the years. It works quite well, and I prefer it over XP for what it does.

      However... I am not so quick to recommend it for others.

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    4. Re:Am I a minority for actually enjoying vista? by rootooftheworld · · Score: 0

      Yes. Please submit your geek license on the way out.

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  102. This has got to be a joke... by Domini · · Score: 1

    Vista was, so will this be.

    Perhaps it will promote us to "laugh at our mistakes" for buying a copy?

  103. For 300 million... by SinGunner · · Score: 1

    They could buy 4 gigs of RAM for 3 million of their users... at retail prices...

    1. Re:For 300 million... by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      They could buy 4 gigs of RAM for 3 million of their users... at retail prices...

      Reminds me of how US federal and state governments spend over $100 million total annually to "boost consumer confidence". How's about cutting taxes instead!

      Similarly, I'm not paying Jerry Seinfeld to tell me to buy Vista when everyone knows he's an avid Mac user. It was his show! Those Macs weren't there by fluke!

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  104. Re:Who are these people...? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    It works quite well, the security theater's a welcome addition.

    Fixed.

  105. Re:Who are these people...? by emaname · · Score: 1

    Maybe the security that Moderatorrater refs is the warm, fuzzy feeling of continuing to use Microsoft products. It's the feeling of consistency, something familiar no matter how screwed up it might be.

    It's been pretty well documented that Vista failed in many ways.

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  106. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by Underfoot · · Score: 0

    "Id Games" publishes its software for native Linux. And a few others are starting to follow suit. I think as Linux gains desktop market share (which it is... http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/04/2140203/ slowly...) a Linux version of games that have OpenGL engines (i.e. that are not tied to DirectX) will become standard. Nvidia and AMD have already started to make this possible by improving their Linux drivers. http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/20/1757227 http://www.linuxgames.com/archives/10527

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  107. Re:Apologies, just like mac ads didnt had an effec by WillyDavidK · · Score: 1

    Well with the intel macs, and the ability now to run windows natively on any model, it really just becomes an issue of design and support. This is especially so when comparing laptops. Apple generally (emphasis on generally) designs their products very well, and they are usually solidly built. So you have a choice between a notably cheaper windows laptop, with equally notably cheaper construction, poor customer support, and the ability to run windows or linux, or an apple laptop with a higher cost, but solid construction (*generally*), superior customer support, and the ability to run windows, linux, or os x. Seems to me that the only legitimate reason to go with a pc is the cost (main factor for the majority of users)

    Just my .02

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  108. What is the deeaall with Vista??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly there's some potential for comedy gold here, but I'm fairly sure it's not pro-Vista...

  109. Using a comic makes perfect sense by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

    After all, comics are the best at keeping a straight face while making ludicrous statements.

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    1. Re:Using a comic makes perfect sense by Cocoshimmy · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, Jerry cannot keep a straight face. Don't get me wrong, Seinfeld was one of the best shows ever made (if not the very best), but Jerry was probably the worst actor of the bunch. He always looked like he was trying to stop himself from laughing.

    2. Re:Using a comic makes perfect sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You _really_ think it was the best show ever ?? Seriously, lay off the crack cocaine. No way in hell that show is anything close to that.

    3. Re:Using a comic makes perfect sense by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      Good point. I imagine his relatively amateur acting would conflict with his straight-face comic abilities. For a stand-up comic, acting while the crowd is laughing must be a bitch. Maybe that's why Larry David shot Curb Your Enthusiasm without a live audience.

      Oh, had a dastardly idea, gotta put it in another post...

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  110. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by sabit666 · · Score: 1

    No, you are trolling.

  111. I think Microsoft should save the $300M... by WillyDavidK · · Score: 1

    And put it towards future Windows 7 PR campaigns. With the way Vista has affected Microsoft's image, when win 7 comes out, it's likely going to be difficult to convince consumer's that it really IS a better os ... we promise this time!!!

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  112. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seinfeld (the show) was very popular in the 90s and still plays pretty heavily on TV today.

  113. Re:Who are these people...? by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah, Vista is da bomb.

    And it just keeps bombing.

    Oh no, it doesn't - it defaults to restart without showing a BSOD, so there!

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  114. [Relevant Citation Needed] by Schnoodledorfer · · Score: 1

    Thanks for fixing the link, but that article didn't say what you said it did. There were no denials that they pay for placement.

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  115. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by ultramk · · Score: 1

    Well, he was the writer and star of what has been called the most successful television show in history.

    If you don't know who he is, I have to assume that you're woefully ignorant of popular culture.

    As for why MS thinks that he'll make for a good spokesperson, well, people like him. He's likable.

    For evidence of this, take note that for the last episode of his show, an estimated 50 million people tuned in. That's 1 in 6 Americans. The most of any sitcom in history.

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  116. Holy crap by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have a hard time believing that, so nice troll.

    But in case you really didn't know...

    This man neigh defined the 90's, at least for whitebread America, well him and the Simpsons. You do know who Homer Simpson is right? Because they are about equal on the 'people you should know list'.

    You haven't seen him on tv lately (presuming you own one) because he doesn't need money after all the millions he made so he just does standup because he likes it better...he's not washed up by any means, he left the game at the top.

    I do recommend renting the seasons of seinfield, if only for the cultural experience and the humor which examines everyday human anxieties.

    There hasn't been a live-action comedy that can compete since the show left the air in my opinion, although Scrubs comes close.

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    1. Re:Holy crap by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      It honestly wasn't a troll. First off, I'm not American, and secondly, during the 90's, I was watching cartoons, because that's what my age-group watched at the time.

      I guess it's easy to mistake honest not knowing for trolling these days, but seriously, keeping up on old trivia isn't one of my hobbies, and I'm sure there's other people out there who don't know who this Jerry guy is either.

    2. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get off my lawn and go rent Seinfield.
      It's like saying i've never listened to Beethoven's 5th because i'm not into "old trivia", classic, timeless and universal.

    3. Re:Holy crap by rbunker · · Score: 1

      I was amused by an NPR commentator who opined that Microsoft hiring Seinfeld was certain to let the world know that Microsoft is the hip company of the 1990's.

    4. Re:Holy crap by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      Eh, from what I've read about the series, it sounds like just another dull, derivitave sitcom. I mean, I'm sure it was relevant at the time, but a lot of the humor seems to be based around the 'current events' of the time.

      I dunno, sitcoms have always bored me to tears, and this one doesn't seem all that different from any of the other's I've seen or heard aboout.

      Beethoven's 5th is okay, but most of Beethoven's stuff is honestly overplayed. Still good, of course, but I personally believe that there are other composers, even in his own era, who were just as good if not better than him at composing great music - which isn't a knock against Beethoven at all, just - I've heard enough of it that I moved on to different things, after awhile, I'm sure you know what that's like.

    5. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a hard time believing that, so nice troll.

      But in case you really didn't know...

      This man neigh defined the 90's, at least for whitebread America, well him and the Simpsons. You do know who Homer Simpson is right? Because they are about equal on the 'people you should know list'.

      You haven't seen him on tv lately (presuming you own one) because he doesn't need money after all the millions he made so he just does standup because he likes it better...he's not washed up by any means, he left the game at the top.

      I do recommend renting the seasons of seinfield, if only for the cultural experience and the humor which examines everyday human anxieties.

      There hasn't been a live-action comedy that can compete since the show left the air in my opinion, although Scrubs comes close.

      I had you up until... there.

    6. Re:Holy crap by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      There hasn't been a live-action comedy that can compete since the show left the air in my opinion, although Scrubs comes close.

      Two words: Arrested Development.

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  117. Re:Who are these people...? by Nebu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that users learn to ignore the pop-ups, and they happen so often that most users can't even tell if it's because of their own actions, or those of a malicious attack. Because of this, the messages serve no real security purpose, since even if someone were to maliciously try to abuse someone's computer, the user would probably just dismiss all of the pop-ups without a second thought. Also, most of the 'security' pop-up windows are not from other programs requiring administrator rights, the majority of them come from the operating system itself, for example you have to go through a couple of them just to open the device manager.

    To play devil's advocate:

    I'm an Ubuntu user. I used to be all cautious about "sudo", but frankly, there's just so much that I don't know about Linux/Ubuntu system administration, that most of the time I'm just copying and pasting commands from webpages, all liberally sprinkled with sudos. You want to be able to listen to mp3s? Type "sudo bla bla bla". You want to be able to watch divxes? Type "sudo yakity yakity yak". Want to be able to sync your music collection with your iPod? You gotta type sudo.

    As a novice Linux user, I've become numb to these "sudos", just as you accuse novice Vista users becoming numb to the pop-ups. Just the other day, I had an Linux-knowledgeable friend of mine ask me to change one line of a configuration file to another. The file was writable only by root, so of course, I "sudo gedit", made the change, and saved it. And I have no idea what that change does. I'm just trusting my friend not to screw me over because that's the path of least resistance. I'm sure a lot of novice Windows users just blindly follow the advice they receive from their more advanced Windows using friends.

    There's simply no fix for stupid/lazy users. I'm stupid and lazy when it comes to Ubuntu. There is nothing you can do to change that because frankly Ubuntu is such a tiny part of my life that it's not worth the extra time and effort required to actually fully understand all the implications of every sudo command I type in. I don't keep any valuable data on my Ubuntu box. If it comes to it (perhaps because someone gains root access to my box and locks me out), I can simply reformat and reinstall Ubuntu.

    Guess what? A lot of people feel the same way about Windows: They simply don't feel it's worth their time and effort to learn all the implications of every prompt they click "yes" to. And if it comes to it, they'll just reinstall Windows. It's simply not that big a deal to them.

    And just like your complaint about the majority of the prompts coming from the OS itself, a lot of the sudos I have to type in seem to come from the "Ubuntu OS" itself. You might try and get technical on me and tell me that this module or that section strictly speaking isn't part of the "OS", but really, I don't care. I'm using Ubuntu. I go into the Synaptic package manager, something which, as far as my user experience is concerned, is entirely "part of Ubuntu", and it's giving me that sudo password prompt. So really, from my personal perspective, Vista is no worst than Ubuntu (and Ubuntu is, IMHO, the best Linux distro ever), but it has the added bonus of actually being able to run all the Windows-only apps which I simply refuse to give up.

  118. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

    Then ask said video and sound card vendors why having an RC version of Vista that was damn near identical to the Final Version for a year didn't allow them enough time to put out decent drivers. Blame MS for their mistakes (plenty of those to go around) but don't blame the driver issues on MS. Vendors had a very fair amount of time to get new drivers out, and while some manufacturers had no issues doing this, others (mostly, surprisingly, large corporations) just couldn't handle it.

  119. Mac Nazi by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 1

    NO MACS FOR YOU! come back one year

  120. I have a crazy idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...about how to counteract the negative perception around Vista. You ready?... wait for it...

    How's about fucking fixing fucking Vista?!?

    Fucking crazy, I know!

  121. Re:Apologies, just like mac ads didnt had an effec by unity100 · · Score: 1

    there are many brands that are solidly built on pc front. asus for example. cheap and rock solid. and there is also eee.

  122. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by Butisol · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You forgot to mention that he's an ugly and annoying jew.

  123. Re:Who are these people...? by pcolaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    This pop up would single handedly bring down every computer owned by a male (and some by supposed females) in mere minutes.

  124. Remembering Friends by xactuary · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slashdotters may also remember the big launch of Windows 95 when M$ hired Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry to make a lame features/tour video. Hence, the Jerry Seinfeld campaign isn't even something new, but at least here they're copying themselves so it will be funny when Balmer throws a chair a mirror.

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  125. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by k1e0x · · Score: 1

    Some people fixed that problem.. they sell these things now called consoles that play games. They call them things like Wii, PS3, and Xbox and they play games better than desktop computers.

    So try this.. instead of buying that ultra expensive and soon to be obsolete Alienware gamers PC (and a copy of Vista), buy a regular PC with Ubuntu and a PS3. Your life will be happier.

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  126. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell are you clicking that's making UAC come up all the time?

  127. Why stop there? by hey! · · Score: 1

    They should sign Krusty.

    Hey hey, kids!

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  128. Bill's Edsel by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps Vista is destined to become highly collectable like Henry Ford's greatest failure.

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  129. Re:Who are these people...? by jabithew · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ah, another complaint about UAC from someone who doesn't seem to have been within ten feet of a Vista box.

    I find I don't get UAC prompts any more often than I get the equivalent on OSX or Linux boxes. Most Vista sessions I don't get prompted for admin privileges at all.

    Perhaps if you're getting them more than twice a session you've got a virus and the damned thing is just doing its job!

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  130. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by gmack · · Score: 1

    ReacOS has the same problem WINE does: Coding bug for bug compatibility in hundreds of libraries is long, hard and not very fun work.

  131. seinfelt by alxkit · · Score: 0

    if jerry pugs vista, naturally, cosmo kramer should plug linux.

    1. Re:seinfelt by bratwiz · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point, the only reason Microsoft needs Seinfeld to plug Vista is because its full of holes!

    2. Re:seinfelt by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      I was hoping Seinfeld was going to "plug" Vista, as in, "It's curtains for you, Vista! Blam! Blam! Blam!" Then he could plug Gates, and Kramer could say, "You were going to be the Vista Boy... Vista Boy... sob..."

      Happy ending, the end.

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  132. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Jeez

    lulz

  133. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by Nebu · · Score: 1

    I had absolutly no idea who this guy is, or why him being in a Microsoft ad campaign was noteworthy, but here's what Wikipedia says http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_seinfeld [...] So apparantly this "Jerry" is some old sitcom comedian guy from the 90's? And Microsoft thinks having a washed up sitcom actor pushing Vista will help them... how, exactly? I'm honestly curious.

    How old are you? Honestly, I'm curious.

    I know Jerry Seinfield. He's sort of from "my generation". I was never a big fan of him, but back in highschool, my classmates would talk about him a lot and re-enact or recite some funny scenes from his show.

    Back in highschool, I had negligeable income. I wasn't buying computers, my parents were. I was pirating my software. I'm 26 now. I have disposable income now. I no longer pirate software. I am clearly part of the demographics that Microsoft is targeting, and while I personally was not a big fan of Seinfield, a lot of people in my age bracket are. I think it'll work.

  134. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Or is there some other amazing new security features in Windows Vista that I'm not aware of?

    Yeah, there is, like memory randomization. That, and being so laggy on brand new hardware (fun experiment I discovered when I bought a box that came with vista: uninstall all of the crapware, reboot and start nothing, now right click on the desktop. I shit you not that the "Loading" mouse icon will appear for a while before the menu can be bothered to make it's appearance... ITS A FREAKING CONTEXT MENU, IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Run the same experiment on <any other OS> even on much older hardware and you'll find the context menus appropirately snappy) that I'm actually investing the time required to make ubuntu's wireless work, which, I'm told, leaves me much more secure in the end.

  135. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure "washed up" is the right term. Considering the ratings he was pulling, you might think he retired the show to lets the others have a chance at some viewers. He probably just wanted the show to go out on top, which it did. Other TV shows made jokes about how empty the streets were when Seinfeld was on or how out of touch people were if they didn't recognize the latest Seinfeld meme.

  136. Re:Who are these people...? by jmpeax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The nature of UAC is one of the biggest myths about Windows.

    I use Vista regularly and UAC popups aren't very frequent. Copying files into protected directories such as WINDOWS are the most common cause for me (and a normal user would never do this).

    Other than that, legacy applications (in my case, Delphi 6) sometimes need to be run as admin and therefore throw up a UAC prompt when run.

    UAC is a sensible feature that in reality is quite far removed from the bullshit spread about it.

  137. Re:Who are these people...? by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

    Your computer seriously has problems. Mine doesn't do that, and since I haven't had any major problems with Vista ('twas preinstalled by HP) I haven't replaced it.

    Then again, the machine I have now was probably considered high-end when the model was new (a year ago). Intel Core 2 Quad 2.4Ghz with 3GB RAM...

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  138. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by maxume · · Score: 1

    If 7 people sat in a room for 1/2 hour watching a show that was supposed to be funny and none of them laughed, does that say more about the show or more about the people?

    You should work out how many millionaires the show made. At least a little remarkable, that.

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  139. 1990s by teh+moges · · Score: 1

    I loved Seinfeld as much as anyone else, but after seeing Bee Movie, its obvious exactly how 1990s he is. Watching repeats of Seinfeld are great, but he isn't exactly current (granted, he would do a better job than I would).

    I see this more as a throwback to when Windows was at its most popular... 10 years ago.

  140. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they play games better than desktop computers.

    ahahaha oh wow

  141. So.... by RudeIota · · Score: 1

    ... are you an extension of the Windows Mojave experiment??? ;)

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  142. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason that Vista has a new driver model was that Microsoft wanted to build DRM into its driver model. Unfortunately for Microsoft DRM isn't really a feature, but an anti-feature. No one *wants* a computer that tries to stop them from copying files.

    You are certainly right that the pain of transition from XP to Vista was similar to the pain of transition between Windows 98 and XP. The problem is that the benefits to the upgrade are not nearly as profound. Windows XP was so much better than Windows 98 that people were willing to put up with the difficulties. Windows Vista, on the other hand, has comparatively little to offer. In fact, in several ways Vista is a step backwards. No one wants to pay extra for even more intrusive DRM and a User Account Control that is intrusive without really aiding in system security.

    I would also point out that third party hardware and software vendors are not in the business of selling new copies of Windows. That's Microsoft's job. If selling new versions of Windows requires some help from the people that create the hardware and software that people actually use, then Microsoft should have done a better job of making that happen.

    It shouldn't surprise anyone that the hardware vendors saw Windows Vista as a chance to sell everyone new hardware. Rewriting old drivers for Windows Vista doesn't make these companies any money, but forcing Vista users to purchase a new printer (or whatever) does make them money. The same is true for software vendors. Patching old versions of software so that they work with Vista doesn't make the vendor any cash. Selling a new Vista-compatible version, on the other hand, does generate revenue.

    Microsoft's hardware and software partners were only acting in their own best interest. Microsoft would have done the same thing had the roles been reversed.

    The end result of Microsoft's Vista moves is a general trend away from Microsoft. Apple's got nearly 15% of the U.S. computer market and a whopping 66% of the over $1000 computer market. Microsoft still is clearly the 800 pound gorilla, but it no longer can be considered a given that a PC is running Windows. To a certain extent this trend is due to Vista.

    Instead of creating growth for Microsoft Vista is causing people to rethink their reliance on Windows, and Microsoft doesn't really have anyone but itself to blame.

  143. But of course... by xednieht · · Score: 1

    you'd have to be a comedian to recommend Vista to anyone. OpenSource is the master of your domain Balmer

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  144. It won't help... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    It won't help, you can fix stupid.

    1. Re:It won't help... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      I mean CAN'T fix of coarse.

    2. Re:It won't help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't help, you can fix stupid.

      I mean CAN'T fix of coarse.

      Man, that's just too perfect. You're an idiot, but thanks for making the rest of us laugh.

  145. A wee bit late. by Mathness · · Score: 1

    I think it is a bit late for Microsoft to try and turn Vista into a joke.

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  146. Re:Who are these people...? by Flwyd · · Score: 1

    I've yet to figure out why that dialog lets me select Yes or No. It only (vaguely) protects my computer from itself, not from other humans.

    Or perhaps Microsoft decided to start listening to Richard Stallman. First step, don't require passwords.

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  147. much ado about nothing! by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Just perfect, first Jerry makes a "Show about nothing" now he makes commercials about nothing. Couldn't have been better!

  148. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by antek9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, they will re-do the Soup Nazi sketch (here, "The Driver Nazi"), with a Steve Jobs lookalike kindly asking for driver support for his hardware (and some aero dressing, while they're at it), and Seinfeld in an Ahmadeehnedjad disguise, answering, "You're pushing your luck, little man. No driver for you, come back, NEXT YEAR!!"

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  149. Re:Who are these people...? by dotgain · · Score: 1

    I installed Vista for the first time on a new system today, so far I'm having no trouble.

    Well, move over MS QA team! AC hasn't had any problems all day!

  150. Re:Who are these people...? by Hucko · · Score: 1

    I believe it is an addition to a single configuration file. Not as pretty, but more scalable.

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  151. And it goes something like this... by websters · · Score: 1

    GEORGE: Yeah. I think we really got something here.
    JERRY: What do we got?
    GEORGE: An idea.
    JERRY: What idea?
    GEORGE: An idea for an operating system.
    JERRY: I still don't know what the idea is.
    GEORGE: It's got nothing.
    JERRY: Right.
    GEORGE: Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing.
    JERRY: So, we tell them we've got an idea for an operating system that's got nothing.
    GEORGE: Exactly.
    JERRY: They say, "What's your operating system got?" I say, "Nothing."
    GEORGE: There you go.
    (A moment passes)
    JERRY: (Nodding) I think you may have something there.

    1. Re:And it goes something like this... by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      You win the Seinfeld script award for this one. The one thing funnier than Jerry making fun of his own show in that episode is using that section of dialogue to make fun of Vista.

  152. What does Microsoft have to gain? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    Let's say this ad campaign works very well and does as good as Microsoft can hope for. What whould happen in that best case scenario? Microsoft might gain another 1% of market share. Big deal they would hardly notice. The problem for a monopoly is that there is no room to grow. I just read that Mac sales were up 43% over same quart last year. There is no way on Earth PC sales could grow like that. There is so little room for it. When you have 90% of the pie how much bigger can your slice get? Microsoft's only way left to grown to to hope that the entire pie grows but that is limited by the world economy which is not under their control. TV ads don't make the pie larger that just effect the slice of the pie you get.

  153. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by MrSteve007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd love to see your sources for those 'statistics' of yours, because everyone I've heard is grossly misconstruing the truth.

    The 15% Apple marketshare claim came out for new, retail sales only for a quarter, in the US. This stat didn't including online retail sales, so it pretty much knocked Dell and most HP machines out of their numbers, along with most all other major PC sellers. Again, complete 'Apple-washing' of statistics to make them sound better.

    CNN money clearly states Apple's actual market share of sales, which is 4.7%, which mirrors Apple's real-world share.

    http://apple20.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2008/01/17/reports-apple-slipped-to-4th-place-in-q4-us-sales/

    Of all of the honest to goodness metrics very closely mirror the ones of this site. My personal site, along with my company's website's OS stats also mirror these numbers.

    http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_os.asp

    Apple has increased marketshare, but only by about 1% of total to 4.8% over the past two years. Vista on the otherhand, has gained 11% total market share over the same period of time, all while XP's share hasn't budged over the past three years.

  154. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

    why the hell should anyone bother dual-booting ReactOS and Linux?

    Because it came with the cheap machine they bought from the shop down the street. I believe part of the idea behind ReactOS was to provide a viable (cheap and legal) alternative for small shops and resellers of used PCs.

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  155. Re:Who are these people...? by tknd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use Vista and I run in Vista as a normal user. I only get UAC when I install new software or go somewhere on my computer that I shouldn't be like the Windows directory and I start copying files into it. When I do get UAC I have to type the admin password to continue. Sure if I was running as an admin user I would get annoyed with it and probably turn it off, but the point is not to be an admin. So for an average day on Vista doing normal tasks (browsing web, writing documents, play videos, play games) I see the UAC window zero times just as I would see the password box zero times in ubuntu for the same tasks.

    The misconception around here that UAC pops up all the time every click is really overblown thanks to Apple sponsorship, ignorance, and the usual anti-MS bias.

  156. The Low Talker by Samah · · Score: 1

    So was Bill Gates doing some low-talking? *wlluplgvstaplzkthx*
    I hear he has to wear a puffy shirt too.

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  157. Why not hire a Seattle Actor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They would have been better off hiring some good local Seattle talent.

    May I suggest Rainn Wilson..? He plays Dwight Schrute on The Office.

    A recent clip of his works

  158. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0, Troll

    to the pain of transition between Windows 98 and XP.

    What the hell are you smoking? Replace XP with ME and you might have a point, but XP makes 98 look like pisswater. And I'm pretty scornful of MS and its products in general.

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  159. Re:Who are these people...? by blhack · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is that they don't have the equivalent of a command line "sudo", but then again, I'm one of the very few people who use a windows command line I'm sure.

    This is my biggest grip also. The best workaround for it I can find is just to do right-click and Run As. Do this to internet explorer to get admin privs without needing to log out.

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  160. The real reason... by leov211 · · Score: 1

    Is this a spin-off from the episode where Seinfeld tries to beat a lie detector? "It's not a lie... if you believe it" Steve obviously believes it :)

  161. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, washed up is the correct term

  162. Wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanted: Person from Warsaw, Gdansk or Krakow to endorse Windows Vista.
    No experience necessary, but must be 3.048 metres tall.

  163. Dress it up.... by alexborges · · Score: 1

    All you want.

    A shit-made doll is still a lump of shit.

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  164. Re:Who are these people...? by neuro88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and they happen so often that most users can't even tell if it's because of their own actions, or those of a malicious attack.

    Makes me wonder if there's been a virus that pops up Vista 'security' messages, like "Vista wants to increase the size of your p3n1s, Cancel or Allow?"

    Allow, allow!

  165. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Please mod parent -5 Banned... Jeez"
    Oh, come on. It's pretty cool having Michael Richards commenting on Slashdot.

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  166. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by uniquename72 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but forcing Vista users to purchase a new printer (or whatever) does make them money.

    Can you point to a single instance of a company forcing users to buy a new peripheral rather than updating their drivers?

  167. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I don't agree that "the" reason for the driver model change was DRM. The audio drive model in Vista, for example, is leaps and bounds better than XP's, if taken proper advantage of. And the new features it offers have nothing to do with DRM (e.g. exclusive mode, app specific volume control, etc).

    In what way, is Vista a "step backward" from XP? Barring, perhaps, a slight performance loss on equivalent hardware... Media Center and Aero aren't "free" resource-wise. I'm sure NT 4 would be blazing on a quad core too - does that mean XP was a step backward from it?

    Compelling reasons to switch from XP... (for the average home user)

    1) Aero / Desktop Window Manager technology
    2) A more modern looking UI (RE #1 and #2 - hey - if Apple can score points for aesthetics over XP, then so can Vista)
    3) DirectX 10 and beyond
    4) Vista Media Center (significant improvement over even XP Media Center Edition, and nothing comparable on OSX)
    5) Free DVD decoder
    6) Windows Photo Gallery
    7) Windows Search

    You appear to be suggesting that MS should NEVER make a major update to Windows, unless it is 100% backward compatible. Did you have the same argument when Apple went from PowerPC to Intel? The fact is, Apple users are accustomed to throwing out their whole machine for a new one every once in a while (release of OSX, switch to Intel) so they don't complain as much. When you're as closed as Apple is, you can get away with that sort of thing.

    And "66% of the over $1000 computer market" ??? Wow man, that must have HURT to type; it's lack of sincerity so stinging. That's like saying Ferrari has a whopping 80% of the over $250,000 automobile market (WOW - BFD). I'm sure you'd agree that Apple's hardware, while being absolutely VERY nice too look at, is certainly not worth the premium they put on it. I wouldn't mind having that nice looking Apple hardware myself, but the markup - YIKES. It's just a PC under its pretty covers after all. Apple's hardware reminds me of Bose in this way. Attractive products, same-ol' performance without significant innovation, but man... they look nice, and they can sure hook in the suckers out there.

    I'll high five you on one point - User Account Control is the bane of my existence and I shut it off the first time a new Vista install boots up (but then again, I'm also not the type of user that it's intended to "help").

  168. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree that show was a train wreak, I can't even begin to understand why people enjoyed it. When I am over my friends house watching TV with them its amusing to watch everyone scramble for the remote when the show comes on. Its a contest to see how quickly we can make the pain go away.

    That show was just down right awful and those who find it funnier or amusing really need to be smacked in the face with a large brick .. repeatably.

  169. Perhaps Apple users need to take a look... by stubear · · Score: 1

    ...in their own closets before looking for skeletons in Microsoft's closets.

    "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

    Perhaps Mac users might want to head on over to the Apple Store sometime and purchase a computer or other item where the little Apple monkeys have to retrieve it from the storeroom. Take careful notice of the handheld devices they use. At least Windows users can claim Apple paid for the product placement, what's Apple's excuse for using Windows Mobile devices to manage inventory like that?

    1. Re:Perhaps Apple users need to take a look... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, Ford doesn't make forklifts. Does that mean Ford shouldn't use another company's forklift in their factory?

      Apple probably doesn't see a viable market for those things... at the moment. They shouldn't have to reinvent the wheel for the solitary purpose of scanning barcodes on boxes.

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    2. Re:Perhaps Apple users need to take a look... by bratwiz · · Score: 1

      Easy, Apple products are just too cool to use for low-life un-sexy applications like inventory control.

    3. Re:Perhaps Apple users need to take a look... by stubear · · Score: 1

      There is NO reason why they couldn't utilize the iPhone and its camera to handle barcode scanning and that the handhelds currently use. The point is, why is it hypocritical of Microsoft to use Jerry Seinfeld as a spokesperson (It's not like Jerry ever USED the computer in his apartment and it was likely paid product placement by Apple) and not when Apple uses Microsoft's products (all the while trying to tell us they suck - why not use Linux handhelds at the very least if Microsoft sucks so bad?).

  170. The folks that matter hate it. by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

    Who are you gonna trust? Microsoft (and Jerry) or your techie geek friend who fixes your PC? In the end, people will go with what they know. The bulk of techie geeks avoid Vista like the plague. I tried it twice, and the irritatingly slow boot times, the glitchy wireless, the endless thrashing of the hard drive on a dual core 2 GB machine finally drove me to a Mac. I've also downgraded everyone I had upgraded, at their request. It has a bad reputation for a reason.

  171. Re:Who are these people...? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how little UAC bugs you if you are not logged in as an administrator.

    That didn't stop me from wiping it, though.

  172. Nope. Turns out they're not by patiodragon · · Score: 1

    "Then again, people are that stupid."

    Celebs don't really help crappy stuff:
    http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/2008/08/microsofts_turn.html?campaign_id=rss_daily

  173. Re:Who are these people...? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    No it won't. Users don't actually read error messages and notifications *mutters while going around the office turning on systems for updates after having the server give notifications throughout the day to leave computers on*.

  174. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm about ten years younger than you, so I guess that answers that - he's before my time. Sucks that I got modded -1 Troll for it though, I was hoping I'd get something like +3 Informative. Ah well.

  175. Re:Who are these people...? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    The file was writable only by root, so of course, I "sudo gedit"...

    I think proper procedure for GUI apps is to use gksu (or kdesu for KDE). I haven't bothered finding out why, though.

  176. Re:Who are these people...? by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

    Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pump.

    Only NJ has gas station attendants. ;-)

    (Disclaimer: I'm from NJ.)

  177. The New Slogan is... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    "Window's Vista is gay... not that there's anything wrong with that."

    Honestly, Vista isnt that horrible.

    1. Re:The New Slogan is... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Honestly, Vista isnt that horrible.

      Oh Yeah?? Have you ever used it mister?
      If not, please go out, buy a Home Premium copy, install it, and try to install nvidia drivers. Better yet, try installing a good game like Company of Heroes, Crysis and see how it "slows" down your system. And don't start advising me about tuning Vista: The only good tuning it needs is a size 8 electric drill shoved into its creator's as$ for making it.

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    2. Re:The New Slogan is... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      nvidia drivers work just fine. This isnt jan 07 anymore :)

  178. Re:Who are these people...? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Which is exactly why I shouldn't be required to pay do damn much for it since I already have XP. Vista is ridiculously expensive and there are too many versions, with the cheapest versions not even being the equal of XP Home.

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  179. Re:Who are these people...? by Techman83 · · Score: 3, Informative

    You want to be able to listen to mp3s? Type "sudo bla bla bla". You want to be able to watch divxes? Type "sudo yakity yakity yak". Want to be able to sync your music collection with your iPod? You gotta type sudo.

    I myself have also been using Ubuntu since Breezy Badger (5.10) and I find with each release that comes out, less and less command line work is required to get things to a point where I'm happy.

    To be brutally honest, the only things that require the command line now are little things I've done to make my life easier as a sysadmin, for Mp3s/Divxs/xvids etc. Enabling the Multiverse in sources is all that is required. Which is not enabled by default as in some countries the packages aren't legal.

    Skip back to windows world for a moment, user A gets a divx, it won't play, that get told it's a codec issue and some moron links them to a "Partner Software" encrusted codec pack which rights off their machine. Skip back to Ubuntu for a moment, user A tries to play a divx, someone suggests enabling the multiverse in sources (System -> Administration -> Sources) and the next time they open it in totem, it pops and says it needs this codec, would you like to install it? You install it and then the video plays... What could be harder??

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  180. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the billions of people that comprise Windows' user share.

  181. Re:Who are these people...? by nine-times · · Score: 1

    The file was writable only by root, so of course, I "sudo gedit", made the change, and saved it. And I have no idea what that change does. I'm just trusting my friend not to screw me over because that's the path of least resistance. ...[snip]... There's simply no fix for stupid/lazy users. I'm stupid and lazy when it comes to Ubuntu.

    Then you shouldn't be given the ability to run sudo on any box of any consequence. It's that simple. If someone is setting up a computer for you, they should put you in the sudoers file either, or else limit your sudo actions to things you'll actually do.

    I don't mean that to be offensive or to bad-mouth you, but it's just that... well, you're right. Lots of people are lazy and/or "stupid" (you may as well say "ignorant" or "careless"), and there is no security system that can stop a lazy/stupid user from compromising the system if they're given sufficient rights. So the answer is generally to not give them sufficient rights.

    Of course, this gets complicated when you're talking about the owner of a PC. Still, when I set those sorts of people up, I give them 2 accounts: one with admin access, one without admin access. I give them lots of warnings that the admin account is dangerous, and that they should only need the admin account for installing new software, and I tell them not to install software they don't need. That won't stop someone who won't follow that advice, but at least it puts the idea in their head that not everyone should have admin rights all the time, and that installing software is dangerous.

    Of course, making this distinction is easier when you're running an OS that allows you to run basic applications without admin rights.

    If it comes to it (perhaps because someone gains root access to my box and locks me out), I can simply reformat and reinstall Ubuntu.

    Why would a hacker bother to lock you out of your box after gaining root access? All that does is let you know that you've been hacked. What you have to worry about is someone setting up camp on your computer and continuing to be able to read or alter your data at will without you knowing.

  182. troll caught red-handed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:troll caught red-handed by wiIIyhiII · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do not try and troll the twitter. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

      What truth?

      There is no twitter.
      Then you'll see, that it is not the twitter that is trolled, it is only yourself.

    2. Re:troll caught red-handed by willyhill · · Score: 1

      Hi! I must say this is a good impersonation. Sans-serif fonts are so quirky, don't you think? Otherwise people would realize that wiIIyhiII (1327445) is not willyhill (965620).

      Maybe you could join the discussion in the next few days. It's bound to get very interesting.

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  183. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by AlexCGilliland · · Score: 0

    Who is more important to software development then programmers? I don't write windows apps or work on environmental compatibility because I want windows, as an os and as an environment, to die and I don't care how long it takes. I suspect other programmers feel similarly.

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  184. who gives a shit what by alizard · · Score: 1

    Jerry Swinefeld is paid to think in public about Vista? I'm about to buy a copy of XP retail to live in a Sun Virtualbox VM to run legacy Windoze crap I still need to run, despite the fact that it would be a lot cheaper and easier to buy low-end Vista. Will anything Seifeld is going to say about this change my mind? Or change the collective mind of the public with respect to the perception that Vista is shit?

  185. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by tezbobobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The tense is correct actually. The line of arguement is leading from premise to conclusion. He is extrapolating from data to speculate of future events. He is not being an historian, but a philosopher. Also, you could argue that in this case, 'wont' is being used in the subjunctive tense.

  186. Please clarify. by Larryish · · Score: 1

    Reports suggest Bill Gates will also appear in the ads, which, given the comedy timing he displayed in his 'Bill's Last Day' video, and the deadpan manner of Seinfeld, could result in a huge hit for the company."

    When you say "hit", do you mean "hit" as in "ZZ Top's Greatest Hits" or is it more a "getting hit with a chair" sort of thing?

  187. Seems appropriate by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I can see it now:

    (raises hands)
    "It's about nothing!"

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  188. I guess then by Skiron · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps if you're getting them more than twice a session you've got a virus and the damned thing is just doing its job!"

    It must be a MS OS then...

  189. Not just Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just Vista it's the entire image of Microsoft, due to years of end-user frustration, world-wide. Computers are no longer geek gadgets, but home appliances, like the oven, water tap, tv set. Appliances typically just work - except computers with Windows. Apple seems to be much more like a "just works home appliance", whether it's a laptop or an iPod.

  190. Hmmm... by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    Let's see: Microsoft hires a comedian past his prime from a canceled-show to sell a joke of an operating system that no one wants.

    This is easy to fix Microsoft, and for much cheaper than $300M. Offer XP alongside Vista and let the users choose what they want.

  191. Re:Who are these people...? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

    Hehe, well one can't always account for the stupidity of the human race.

  192. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by HitoGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't quite agree with that assessment... but after watching Bee Movie (Biggest waste of time I've ever had.), I began to think maybe Mr. Seinfeld has finally sold out. Apparently he just can't be very funny unless Larry David is helping him with his comedy.

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  193. This makes sense by Drasil · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find it appropriate that the person who tells us Vista is wonderful is a comedian.

    1. Re:This makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Windows used to be marketed under the theme song "You make a grown man cry"...

  194. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by node+3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Your being deliberately obtuse doesn't make his premise correct.

  195. Re:Who are these people...? by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

    https://lists.ubuntu.com/archives/ubuntu-studio-users/2007-September/000472.html says that the difference between gksudo and sudo is that gksudo doesn't require invoking a terminal first. I.e. you can run the graphical application directly rather than inside a shell.

    http://www.psychocats.net/ubuntu/graphicalsudo also points out that sudo often preserves the original users environment. As a result, running it with an application with a configuration file (very common for GUI apps) can cause the configuration file to end up owned by root (particularly if you run it under sudo before running it as a normal user).

  196. Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being Seinfeld a total stupid I'm not surprised.

    A stupid representant for a stupid company promoting a stupid operating system....

    God! what a stupidity!

  197. You can run Vista on a Mac. by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

    "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

    Yeah. You can run Vista on a Mac. But why in the world anybody would want to replace an operating system with a screensaver of monkeys throwing chairs, I have no idea...

    Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac running Vista!

    PC: And I'm a PC running Mac OS X.

    Mac: Hey, did you hear about Apple shutting down companies that make PCs run Mac OS X?

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  198. no silk purse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no amount of washing or polishing that will turn this pig into a koala bear. It is what it is, accept reality and move on.

  199. Who better to promote Vista ... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

    ... than a comedian who did a whole episode on masturbation.

  200. A great mock script by deek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You, my friend, should be working in the advertising industry. And I don't mean that in a bad way.

  201. Re:Who are these people...? by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

    There's simply no fix for stupid/lazy users. I'm stupid and lazy when it comes to Ubuntu. There is nothing you can do to change that because frankly Ubuntu is such a tiny part of my life that it's not worth the extra time and effort required to actually fully understand all the implications of every sudo command I type in. I don't keep any valuable data on my Ubuntu box. If it comes to it (perhaps because someone gains root access to my box and locks me out), I can simply reformat and reinstall Ubuntu.

    You are right about that, but the difference between sudo and UAC does not even attempt to be in that aspect. The real difference is that it is possible to understand what a command does, and therefore what the implications of running it with sudo are.

    UAC, on the other hand, does not share that property. It is quite often impossible to tell what any given UAC prompt does. If you are lucky, it will tell you the executable file name of the process trying to elevate its privileges. If you are less lucky, that file name will be "rundll.exe", which can do virtually anything. Normally, however, it's just a GUID. A 128-bit number that noone knows what it means.

    So basically, while sudo doesn't attempt to protect a user from himself (which UAC tries to appear to do, but doesn't actually), it can be used by anyone skilled enough to ensure that system security is not breached. UAC doesn't really do anything useful at all.

    It doesn't stop there, though. Running a command with sudo is a user-initiated action. You can pause, browse the web or man pages to check for details or edit the command. UAC, on the other hand, pops up at any time at the behest of some process and blocks the entire desktop while you decide, so you can't even check around what's happening. (It should be noted here that gksudo is just as bad, and I've never been a great fan of it. At least I don't use that vile program myself.)

  202. Drivers Nazi by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    No drivers for you!

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  203. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by stuboogie · · Score: 1

    Neither does your inability to understand his post make you correct.

  204. Re:Who are these people...? by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

    It's not actually "proper procedure"; gksu is just a GUI wrapper for su or sudo, so that the user doesn't need a terminal to type the password.

  205. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i lol'd

  206. Who's the Ad wizard ... by SengirV · · Score: 1

    Who come up with this one? I mean come on.

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  207. someone explain me by unity100 · · Score: 1

    why anything critical of macs get modded down here.

  208. Not everyone is as anal retentive as you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >do you really think a show wants to >alienate/confuse its viewers by talking about an >iRiver?).

    What is wrong with saying MP3 player?
    Would that confuse someone? Would 'mp3 player' not explain it enough that it is a player that plays mp3's?

    People like you are always looking for problems to which they have the solution.

  209. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, well, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

  210. Not just adding devs by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    but adding focussed groups that go to help the OEMs get Vista working well.

    MS has traditionally had a "fuck you, we're MS" attitude towards OEMs and charge OEMs a huge fee to have a technical account manager inside MS to handle problems. They then charge OEMs even more for any consulting work.

    Perhaps they need to change this and instead spend money in helping integrators.

    If Vista was just broken on Dell computers then people would be pointing the finger at Dell. The only way MS can dig Vista out of the current mess is to roll up their sleeves and help the OEMs fix the problems.

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    1. Re:Not just adding devs by Allador · · Score: 1

      I dont think thats the problem, at least for the big OEMs.

      For example, take HP. I am using a fantastic Compaq 8710w running Vista Business x64.

      It's been quite good, very stable. The most unstable things have been the NVidia drivers, but they're getting better.

      But compare my compaq (from HP) to the Presario on sale at Best Buy (from HP).

      The Compaq comes with no trial ware, no AOL advertising, and all rock solid drivers, in BOTH x64 and x86 form, and a total of 5 discs (Vista x86, Vista x86 drivers, Vista x64, Vista x64 drivers, XP Recovery disc (OS and drivers).

      The Presario comes with underspecced hardware, so much trialware that just that consumes half the machine's resources, and incredibly low end parts with terrible unstable drivers. It probably cant even recover from standby.

      What this tells me is that the problem isnt (for the most part) OEMs and IHVs not knowing how to write drivers, but just not caring.

      Because the drivers and equipment on my laptop (which is intended for engineering use) are quite rock solid, but the consumer focused ones are crap.

      I dont think this is a problem that throwing devs at will fix.

  211. Hate to break it to you people, and again, by unity100 · · Score: 1

    but sorry, yea, mac platform falls WAY behind the pc platform in terms of capabilities and what you can do with them.

    its apparent that you mac fanbois here do not want to hear this, and want to hear forced opinions that give 'equal credits to both', but there is no such thing.

    almost all of the it world is being run by pcs, intel based frameworks, and internet is no exception. majority of whats done on any computer related area gets done on pcs.

    even your late macs are Intel based, macos loaded computers.

    you should ditch the fanaticism and wake up to the fact that you are buying an IMAGE, not functionality, and quit pestering us non mac users with the long tirades about those shiny macs of yours. because the fanaticism and the pestering is really growing annoying. we're not in 90s anymore.

  212. Re:No, what are you smoking? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Try running 98 with more than 768MB of RAM. I for one, am very upset...

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  213. Who Better... by bratwiz · · Score: 1

    Who better to plug an OS that's good for nothing than the man who made a fortune with a show about nothing...???

  214. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Actually, the big transition for the non-corporate types was from Windows 9x (pick your flavor) to Windows 2000. Windows XP was an upgrade to 2000, really.

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  215. Desperation Is Sad, Yet Funny..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the scene in the 'Simpson's Movie' where the government gets Tom Hanks to sell the idea of turning Springfield into a "New And Improved!" Grand Canyon.

    With the way they are heading with Vista, they would have been better off hiring Andrew "Dice" Clay to try and sell it.

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  216. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    I am sitting at a Vista x64 box right now. SPECS E8400 3.0 Ghz 6GB RAM 500GB drive 1+ TB RAID 5 array EVGA GTX 260 GPU Intel gigibit networking. Now explain to me what the DRM in Vista is stopping me from doing.

  217. Re:No, what are you smoking? by symbolset · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Vista is worse than XP in every way.

    You know, if you keep being interesting and insightful you're going to lose that negative karma you love so much.

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  218. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Let's put it this way... People would pay more money to see Jerry on stage and fart into a microphone than what you make in a year.

    I'm far from a Seinfeld fan but to deny his celebrity status and the weight it brings with it is just plainly stupid.

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  219. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now explain to me what the DRM in Vista is stopping me from doing.

    Booting? That's what Vista is stopping that laptop from doing.

    More to the point Vista is preventing you from taking a screen shot of a video, even one you've recorded from the evening news. A still image of a news broadcast in the context of a discussion regarding the broadcast or its subject is fair use, and Vista is preventing you from that fair use and so depriving you of your civil right of freedom of expression. That's not a minor thing. Maybe you don't care because you don't care to discuss current events or world history in the lens of public media - but some do and they're rightly offended.

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  220. Re:Who are these people...? by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

    I don't keep any valuable data on my Ubuntu box. If it comes to it (perhaps because someone gains root access to my box and locks me out), I can simply reformat and reinstall Ubuntu.

    A lot of people have this attitude, but 90% of them are wrong (and 93.732% of all statistics are made up). Do you log on to your bank / credit card online? Do you let firefox save your passwords?

    I've only helped someone clean a virus once, but when I did it, not only did I let the virus scanner clean it, but I told him to find all the files he needed, formatted his computer (you never know if a hidden rootkit might be interfering with the virus scan), created a partition for just data to simplify the next format, if needed, reinstalled windows, scanned the backups for viruses to make sure we weren't loading them back on, and recommended he change his username and password to every financial web site he logged on to, as well as e-mail. You never know what the thing harvested.

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  221. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just took a screenshot of a DVD by simply hitting the print screen key. Pasted into paint with no problem. And how is a BSOD related to DRM? Have you every used Vista?

  222. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 2, Informative

    Have you every used Vista?

    On more than 20 different platforms. This isn't going to surprise you: some of them work well and most of them don't.

    Just took a screenshot of a DVD by simply hitting the print screen key.

    No fair using VLC - they don't honor your DRM system. They're open. Try again with Windows Media Center as delivered, and/or with patches. For bonus points post a link to a screen cap with media center displaying TV.

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  223. Re:Who are these people...? by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    for example you have to go through a couple of them just to open the device manager.

    Uh, no. Just one.

  224. Seinfeld humping Microslut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm... a comedian plugging a joke... I'm shocked!

    1. Re:Seinfeld humping Microslut by derfy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... a comedian plugging a joke... I'm shocked!

      Feh, you stole my punchline you insensitive clod.

  225. What better way to advertise a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Than to use a comedian.

    There is no Mojave controlled 5 minute exposure that will ever show the true massive failings of Vista other than to have a system infected with it. Considering this tripe is forced down the throats of nearly every common consumer buying a new system, they shoot each foot as it shows up.

    M$ creates their own masses of critics who find fresh bottles of haterade every time they have to deal with the failure Vista and find themselves wishing for XP.

    So send in the clowns to pimp your joke, the verdict is the same with Vista.

    It's a bloated piece of shit.

  226. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Interesting
  227. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by t000lish · · Score: 5, Informative
    -- "Can you point to a single instance of a company forcing users to buy a new peripheral rather than updating their drivers?"

    Creative.

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/29/046201&from=rss

  228. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Albinoman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe he's just getting closer to where the money isn't and Microsoft hit his selling price. You don't actually think Seinfeld, the actor and comedian, was just so jazzed about Vista that he had to tell someone about it, do you?

  229. Re:Who are these people...? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    Now I feel stupid for all those times I used gksu from the command line.

  230. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    Actually, the big transition for the non-corporate types was from Windows 9x (pick your flavor) to Windows 2000. Windows XP was an upgrade to 2000, really.

    Oh yeah, absolutely, and the same for us more techie home users as well. Point still stands though, and Twitter's really getting creepy isn't he?

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  231. Slow Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your computer seriously has problems. Mine doesn't do that, and since I haven't had any major problems with Vista ('twas preinstalled by HP) I haven't replaced it.

    Then again, the machine I have now was probably considered high-end when the model was new (a year ago). Intel Core 2 Quad 2.4Ghz with 3GB RAM...

    Yeah, my PC finally has no slowdown problems under Vista now that I've upgraded to a pair of Core-2 Extreme 3.2GHz quad-core processors, a BOXD5400XS dual-cpu mobo and 8GB of DDR2 800 memory. It's still not as snappy as my old 3.4GHz Prescott socket 478 machine with XP.

  232. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    la la laaa, I can't heeearrr youuuuuu

  233. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by azav · · Score: 1

    Wait - Seinfeld is Jewish? Wow. You learn something new every day!

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  234. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet arguments... Even if you win, you're still retarded.

  235. Re:Who are these people...? by Hyppy · · Score: 1

    What, they did away with the "runas" command?

  236. Awesome! by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

    What will he be shooting it with?

  237. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just so you know Vista only runs on two platforms.

    I'm sure you meant "At least two platforms". Let's go with that because I know there are many platforms that like Vista well. That's not the point. It has been reported it doesn't run well on most of them. It's not well compatible with a great many platforms and applications and you know it. People who don't have it yet don't know which platforms it runs well on but they know it doesn't run well on many that have the Vista sticker and so there's no reliable way to try it with confidence. Since it offers no new benefits the transition must be painless if you expect people to adopt it. There are a lot of people who, for some godforsake reason, want to adopt it, but they can't because either their platforms won't support it, or one of their 125 mission critical apps doesn't. If you would promote Vista you should focus on fixing their uncertainty by getting somebody at work to publish a list of platforms that it honestly runs well on: not platforms that are "Vista Ready" or "Vista Capable". Let me suggest "Vista Plus!" or "Mojave Ready". I'm trying to help you out here - I don't know why. By removing the uncertainty you can eliminate much of the uptake resistance. The "Try it yourself!" theme only works if, when people try it, it works well and on average that's not happening in the field. If your company won't honestly do that then you're digging a deeper hole than you can climb out of and W7, "Based on Vista" is born with an albatross around its neck.

    They should probably send somebody over to Novell to help them with the Novell Client compatibility too. Novell just ain't cuttin it and saving Vista may be more important in the long run than driving the last nail into the coffin of Novell's server OS. That'd probably get them some slack with the EC and in other forums where they're facing antitrust issues. The Novell server will die off on its own soon enough because it sucks geoducks.

    And your images were not screen caps of TV. They were screen caps of a DVD and to be straight even though most people can't, I can unlock DVDs so they play without DRM even on Vista with Media Player and I'm sure you can too. I'm not even sure that DVD comes with protection. Show me some CNN in HD and then you've got something.

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  238. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Informative

    Vista runs on x86 and x64. Are other versions available that I am currently unaware of? Now back to the main point, you have been proven wrong now quit moving the goal posts and admit that you are mistaken. However if you wish me to do your HD test I will provide you with a shipping address to which you can mail a Vista x64 compatible HD tuner so I can take yet another screen shot that shows you have no direct knowledge of the subject at hand. However it would be less expensive for your to do a google search for such screen shots.

  239. Smooth move MS! by Vexorian · · Score: 1
    We were running of vista jokes, thanks Microsoft!

    Vista: It's an upgrade about nothing!

    "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."

    "It's the software equivalent of a complete rectal examination."

    "It hates me so much, I'm starting to like it"

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

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  240. A big "if" by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use Vista and I run in Vista as a normal user.

    That puts you in the minority.

    It takes a conscious effort to set up Vista that way.

    I know, because I walked my son through the last part of the Vista setup when he got a new laptop.

    The first user that is created is an admin. If you want to set up a non-admin, then you have to go back after the wizard is finished and set one up. Most people just start using the system after the wizard is finished and never set up a normal user (which, BTW is much less obvious how to do than it should be).

    This renders the UAC pretty much useless, since it pops up and you just click on it and are never prompted for an admin password.

    It's a typical half-assed Microsoft move. They had the opportunity to redesign the wizard to walk users through creating a normal account in addition to the admin account, but they didn't do it.

    So most users (I would venture >95%) are one click away from malware.

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    1. Re:A big "if" by Allador · · Score: 1

      I dont think you understand what it is you're trying to talk about.

      By default, ALL users on Vista are non-admin.

      All users.

      They may be in the administrators group, but interactive logins under their user context have the admin tokens stripped.

      This means that they have the same rights as non-priv'd users.

      When you do admin approval, the system attaches the privileged security tokens to the process that you've elevated.

      This is the correct default for home users. Most home users are utterly incapable of dealing with two accounts.

      If you find some that are, then you set them up with two accounts, and change the UAC to work that way (prompt for credentials, rather than approval).

    2. Re:A big "if" by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      My main point still stands.

      Most users (in light of your clarification, I would bump my estimate up to >99%) are only one click away from malware infection.

      If they had to provide a credential to use UAC (which is not the default), they would have time to think about what they are doing and would hopefully be less likely to perform admin actions arbitrarily.

      One-click access to admin rights is certainly convenient, but it just as certainly not a sound security practice. The Windows botnet problem is not going to get any better due to Vista's "enhanced" security theater.

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    3. Re:A big "if" by Allador · · Score: 1

      I understand your line of reasoning, but I think you are giving too much credit to most home users.

      If you forced them to provide a password for elevations, the vast, vast majority of them would never be able to install anything.

      Now when you're running the IT for a company, thats GREAT! But it is completely impractical for home users.

      Just utterly, completely impractical.

      It would essentially make the computer non-functional for the home user, which means they wouldnt buy computers, etc etc.

      It's one of those things where home use is utterly different than business use.

    4. Re:A big "if" by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just utterly, completely impractical.

      It would essentially make the computer non-functional for the home user, which means they wouldnt buy computers, etc etc.

      You're right.

      I guess that's why nobody buys computers from Apple...

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  241. Whoring for Microsoft . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There go my hopes for finding the first HONEST rich man.

  242. Re:Who are these people?.Mac, uhh Linux weenies! by aqk · · Score: 0, Troll

    Exactly.
    Here's a MULTI-billionaire hiring another "popular" billionaire to sell his product-

    Meanwhile a bunch of poor slashdot users, living in momma's basement are "yuk-yuking" over these stupid rich folls and their crappy Vista.

    "Golly! Why don't they just switch to Linux like we use? Don't THEY KNOW? I almost have Mom converted to it now!"

    Ummm.. does anyone see something odd about this picture?
    Migod, sometimes these weenies are so pathetic...

    -Written on Vista-SP1 on a *slow* Celeron laptop, while I'm concurrently doing all kinds of FTPs, Flash-compiles and chatting on MSN - +some JPG editing.
    Oh yeah- I'm also watching a DVD-movie on the 2nd screen. LOL! Don't ask me to try THIS on Ubuntu!


    .

  243. About time! by zizzo · · Score: 1

    The only thing holding me back from upgrading to Vista was a solid comedian endorsement.

  244. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Now back to the main point, you have been proven wrong now quit moving the goal posts and admit that you are mistaken.

    Let's review my statement, shall we?

    More to the point Vista is preventing you from taking a screen shot of a video, even one you've recorded from the evening news.

    Um, your screenshot was not from the evening news. Although many applications will add DRM to user generated content there remain applications that can convert most content that is protected into unprotected content you can take a screenshot of when it's in Windows Media Center. I know six people with unprotected backups of that very film. The reason why I said to get a CNN shot is because it's more difficult to fake in real time. Not impossible - more difficult. That' doesn't prove your point or mine - it just is. If you don't have a tuner I accept this was your best available reply. The fact is that all commercially available DRM can be circumvented, and both you and I are capable of doing it. Joe Sixpack is the guy that's limited here and that's why I made the point about the evening news - Joe sixpack is the guy that's likely to reference a screencap of the evening news in an email, which is fair use.

    So, in short, I didn't move the goalposts and your accusation that I did is unfair. Your problem here is that the text of our disagreement is clearly visible above our posts. I think I've pointed out this fact to you before. It's one of the reasons I really like slashdot. They don't edit.

    I will provide you with a shipping address to which you can mail a Vista x64 compatible HD tuner

    Y'know, I can do this myself (and I have) but what the heck. Send the address to SlashdotEmail@GMail.Com (forgive the coding, but you get it...) and you'll have your tuner by the fastest available delivery. Do you have a preferred model that works with your cable company? Include a link to your preferred tuner in email, and a code string in your email that matches something in a reply so every slashdot troll doesn't try to scam me out of a tuner card. The first email with an address and the code string from your reply gets the tuner so send the email first. If I don't see an email I'll post that here and you'll have to trust me to be honest on this - or post a reply with a code string and let the trolls take me for a tuner card and then I'll post in all your threads a link here when I don't get a screen cap or at least a good 'shop. Freight being what it is, we'll have to continue this elsewhere so I'll open a journal article at a reasonable time and post a reply here that references it. Try to include the tuner controls in your 'shop, ok? That ups the credibility factor. And try to post it the same day you take it.

    Oh, and if there's no Vista compatible HD tuner for your cable company I'm taking the win because Vista isn't even compatible with your cable.

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  245. I see... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I guess that sequel to The Bee Movie didn't pan out.

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  246. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by rinoid · · Score: 1

    Welllllllll, statistics to YOUR company's site means what?

    Nice stats but short of a broad or random sample when your site proffers to a niche audience. [insert joke about ASP vs. PHP or some such thing /]

  247. of course the mantra of Seinfeld producers was.... by llamafirst · · Score: 1

    Is advertising that powerful? I'll admit I haven't used Vista a lot, but there doesn't seem to be any improvement over XP.

    You comments only provide invoking Seinfeld's show is the PERFECT thing to represent Microsoft, especially when you add their business ethics into it. :-)

    After all, the philosophy of the show was notable "... for not placing a shred of importance on the characters learning moral lessons. In effect, the characters are often morally indifferent or callous. It was often said that the mantra of the show's producers was: "No hugging, no learning."

    :-)

  248. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Allador · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason that Vista has a new driver model was that Microsoft wanted to build DRM into its driver model. Unfortunately for Microsoft DRM isn't really a feature, but an anti-feature. No one *wants* a computer that tries to stop them from copying files.

    Are you just making up random things that look like factoids to support a later argument?

    Very little of that paragraph is factual.

    The #1 reason the video drivers (at least the major portion of them) were moved to userspace was because its 'the right thing to do'. Video driver crashes are one of the top causes of XP BSODs. Your reasoning lacks support and logic.

    And what Vista computer have you ever seen that stops anyone from copying files? Such a thing does not exist.

    Windows Vista, on the other hand, has comparatively little to offer. In fact, in several ways Vista is a step backwards.

    You really should do some research. Dont think I'm saying that Vista is perfect, but you trying to suggest that there arent massive internal and technical improvements to Vista is just ignorance. Go read up on Wikipedia or any of dozens of industry blogs & mags that documented it. I'm sick of making links to people who cant be bothered to validate their personal mythologies.

    Any user of Vista who has decent drivers for it sees immediately a couple things:

    1. It performs much better than XP under heavy disk load, in terms of shell responsiveness. In XP, heavy disk load would bring the desktop to a halt, often even freezing the cursor, which is quite impressive. This doesnt happen any more. The shell can still slow down a bit under heavy load, but it degrades much more gracefully.

    2. It lasts much longer than XP before needing reboots, especially under a large amount of hibernates and standbys per day. XP would degrade after a couple weeks, especially under many standbys/hibernates per day, and running leaky apps like Eclipse. This degradation is massively reduced in Vista.

    3. The desktop/shell is impervious to interruption. XP would freeze the desktop for any number of reasons, usually around network problems. This _never_ happens on Vista.

    4. It's MUCH easier to run as non-admin, due to UAC. UAC may not be perfect, but its light years better than explicit RunAs in XP.

    No one wants to pay extra for even more intrusive DRM and a User Account Control that is intrusive without really aiding in system security.

    What would you suggest as an alternative to UAC? Would you prefer everyone go back to running as admin? Would you prefer that Program Files and Windows directories not be locked down to non-admins, so that UAC wouldnt be triggered as much by rogue programs?

    Suggesting that UAC doesnt improve security at all is absurd. If nothing else, it means that everyone runs as non-admin by default. That right there is so hugely massive, and so long overdue in the windows world, that saying that its not an improvement is just loony.

    Microsoft's hardware and software partners were only acting in their own best interest. Microsoft would have done the same thing had the roles been reversed.

    This is one of the sensible things you had in your post.

    Microsoft is nowadays caught in a catch-22 of sorts. It's customers are primarily Computer OEMs and Intel. It's customers really arent the end-users.

    This creates some really problematic dynamics for the long term health of the company.

    Apple's got nearly 15% of the U.S. computer market and a whopping 66% of the over $1000 computer market.

    That is a fairly outlandish claim (the 66% part). You'll need to back that up with something before it'll get anything but laughs. Big corps dont buy 66% apples. Engineering & CAD/CAM firms dont buy 66% apples. IT folks and developers dont buy 66% apples (though developers is probably the single biggest niche demographic that apple is doing well in).

    Anyone who works in this industry and sees the buying patterns sees the 66% as absurd.

  249. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by sabatu · · Score: 1

    No, the parent should be moderated as incorrect. Jerry Seinfeld was offered $5 million per episode to do another season of Seinfeld and turned it down. So no, he won't just go wherever the money is.

    Yeah, he made that decision -10 years ago-, remember?

  250. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Z34107 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The new driver model wasn't "for DRM," but for system stability. Nvdisp is responsible for what percentage of bluescreens again? It's mostly a conceptual extension of Windows XP's user-mode driver framework, and it lets Vista do nifty things like inform you from the system tray that "your display driver has been restarted" rather than bluescreen.

    There's no DRM in Vista unless you're playing Blu-Ray discs. Or using iTunes. But then it's more accurate to say that there's DRM on the Blu-Ray discs and in your iTunes library. UAC can be turned off, and it does help security. I work at a help desk, and I've found that whjile most users will click through whatever "this is a virus!" warnings they get, there's also a large minority that freak out when Firefox offers to add an exception for our self-signed security certificate.

    Some people say "If I don't know what it is, then maybe I should hit 'cancel' until it goes away." These people are outnumbered by those who hit "OK" until it goes away, but they're the group UAC is aiming to protect. The rest of us are smart enough to know where the "control panel" is.

    Not quite sure what you're getting at with a "forcing users to purchase a new printer (or whatever)" to make money. When my dad was going to college, he bought a Windows 3.11 desktop with an HP Deskject 660C (I think that's the model number, anyway.) My Vista rig prints to it just fine - follow Microsoft's guidelines, documentation, and warnings (this is deprecated! this will change! we're not kidding this time! please quit using the 10 year old DirectSound libraries! etc.) and you won't have too much more work to do.

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  251. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Allador · · Score: 1

    Seriously man, you should stop.

    You made up some random claims (probably just parroting Gutmann without any personal experience), and you got called on them.

    Man up and let it go.

    Microsoft and Vista have plenty of legitimate challenges you can complain about without making random crap up to better fit in with the /. crowd.

  252. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want to be able to listen to mp3s? Type "sudo bla bla bla".

    Of COURSE!!! That phish worked for network games. Throw out something like this on the chat window:

    Cool new weapon when you type command-q123

    ...then watch half your opponents instantly drop off the game (command-q quits Mac applications for the uninitiated)

  253. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem is that they don't have the equivalent of a command line "sudo", but then again, I'm one of the very few people who use a windows command line I'm sure.

    The best way to handle this on Vista is to just launch one command prompt as admin, and leave it running all the time. Then you just flip over to it and type your commands, running as admin.

    And because lower privilege windows cant send messages to higher priv windows, there's no repeat of the famous old shatter type attacks.

  254. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    You sure seem to know a lot and use Vista an awful lot to hate it so much. Why expose yourself to these things if you dislike them? If it's job related, there is plenty of work out there which does not require much interaction with Microsoft products.

  255. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Divebus · · Score: 1

    Of all of the honest to goodness metrics very closely mirror the ones of this site.

    On the sites I run, the Mac went from 3% in 2002 to between 18% and 33%.

    Vista hasn't reached that yet, but I guess it's hard to get web hits from gas pumps, cash registers, milling machines and everything else running "NT 6.0" (Vista).

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  256. Has-been. by NilObject · · Score: 1

    So, a has-been is going to shill for a has-been product?

    Delightful!

  257. How can this help? by grahamd0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read this earlier today. One of the justifications for hiring him was to compete with Apple by trying to reduce their image as a "stuffy" company.

    I wonder how they think they can achieve that by hiring a middle-aged comedian who hasn't appeared in popular culture for 10 years, and even when he was popular, based his entire routine on whining about pointless social details.

  258. You know who would be PERFECT for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A certain someone who's great at possibly apologizing for something unclear, in a discrete and indecipherable manner.

    (p.s. you should stop laughing feeling good about yourself if you didn't instantly think Bill Clinton before even reading p.)

  259. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    Have you ever even used Windows? Do you even have any experience with NTFS acls or windows security models?

    Or are you just joining into the mob mentality here?

    The UAC prompt doesnt pop up 'every time you click something'. It pops up exactly and precisely when it should (for the home user use case at least): when you try to do something you dont have the privileges to do.

    What do you suggest should happen when some random crappy 3rd party software tries to write user settings to the "Program Files" directory, or drop a dll into \windows\system32\? Should that folder tree be made world writeable to ease your pain about having to answer a popup when something is trying to elevate? Maybe MS should make a shim that allows the system to act like XP running as full privs, but really store that stuff somewhere elese. Oh wait, they did that too.

    What should the system do when a piece of malware tries to load a new service into the system services? Should it just let them? Should it fail silently? Should it call you personally and ask you on a case-by-case basis?

    If your answer is fail-silently, then thats a fair response. But you've got to understand, Windows goes out the door default config'd for a home user. Home users dont know how to deal with trying to install something and having just 'nothing' happen.

    In corporates, where the systems are managed professionally, UAC is configured to either fail silently for non-admin accounts, or to prompt for other credentials, or to not prompt at all and 'just work' if running as admin.

    Or is there some other amazing new security features in Windows Vista that I'm not aware of?

    As I've said to others, you really need to do your own research before trying to sounds like you know what you're talking about, but let me toss out a few:

    - Bidirectional firewall (yes, yes, not as good as many commercial ones, but light years better than XP)

    - User accounts are non-admin by default (this is the biggest one)

    - Whole disk encryption

    - Tons of buffer overflow protections: aslr, canarys, verified exceptions, function pointer obfuscation, etc.

    - Full support for NX/DEP (enforced in hardware on x64)

    - Application isolation (ie, processes running in a lower-priv'd context cannot communicate with, attach to, inject DLLs into, or monitor higher priv'd processes). This and service hardening below eliminates the entire class of attack that used to be called 'shatter' attacks from way back when

    - Service Hardening (Mandatory Access Controls). This should be pretty obvious, its MAC for services, so each service can, in addition to running in a low-priv'd user context, can have a whilelisted security settings just for that service.

    - Kernel Patch Protection in x64. This is also huge ... modifying kernel tables and data structures was used by anti-virus and malware authors alike, and is single-handedly responsible for a great deal of system destabilization in the xp and previous days.

    - checksummed system binaries (though not personally sure where the chain of trust starts here, its an interesting questions)

    - Sandboxed IE7. IE7 runs as guest, without even the privileges that you, as the user running IE7 have. This is huge, in theory. Unfortunately, MS had to provide a way for plugin makers like Adobe (for flash) to have a little more access. And as a result, the plugin that Adobe write just opens up a gargantuan hole in the sandbox. There's some good articles and past discussion on slashdot about this. It's another case where the OS maker is caught in a catch-22, and they actually did a number of things right.

    - Many drivers moved out of the kernel into userland.

    This is just the big obvious security related stuff. There's also the recompiling of all the Vista binaries with new compiler flags that does alot more overflow protection in the core system files.

    Recently, an article came through about some researchers t

  260. Operating System About Nothing. by das_magpie · · Score: 1

    Oh well we all know he is good at making something out of nothing.

    He is perfectly suited for the role of trying to make something out of Vista.

  261. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    Also, most of the 'security' pop-up windows are not from other programs requiring administrator rights, the majority of them come from the operating system itself, for example you have to go through a couple of them just to open the device manager.

    This is not even remotely true. Right click on Computer, choose Manage from the context menu. You are prompted for approval or credentials (depending on how you have UAC configured). Then you're in, and its done.

    Furthermore, how would you suggest the system respond when either the user, or something running under the user account, attempts to do something it doesnt have the privileges for?

    Thats all UAC does. If you dont have the perms, it prompts for elevation/approval. How else would you handle it?

    I think what you're really trying to say, is that the 3rd party software market in the windows ecosystem sucks, and is filled with software that unnecessarily causes elevations. In addition, many people dont understand that some parts of the Start Menu and Desktop belong to the 'All Users' profile, and non-admin users dont have modify rights to that profile (correctly), and so it causes elevation.

    I bet you cant describe a single elevation that is prompting when it rightly shouldnt be.

    And if you're in a corporate, and want people who dont have privs to just fail, then you configure UAC to do that.

    The thing most people fail to think through is that there really is no good solution for this problem in the windows ecosystem. If you think you have a better one, dont hesitate to toss it out here.

  262. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    Of course, this gets complicated when you're talking about the owner of a PC. Still, when I set those sorts of people up, I give them 2 accounts: one with admin access, one without admin access. I give them lots of warnings that the admin account is dangerous, and that they should only need the admin account for installing new software, and I tell them not to install software they don't need. That won't stop someone who won't follow that advice, but at least it puts the idea in their head that not everyone should have admin rights all the time, and that installing software is dangerous.

    Yeah, thats pretty much how smart people setup windows too. Its easier in Vista, because you can either just let them use the UAC approval prompts for elevation, or still use two accounts. It basically works exactly the same as you describe.

    Of course, making this distinction is easier when you're running an OS that allows you to run basic applications without admin rights.

    Explain to me what 'basic applications running without admin rights' has to do with the OS?

    You've been able to run windows as non-admin quite effectively since the windows 2000 days. I've managed the systems for a number of organizations that did exactly that since then.

    The only reason you cant is if some piece of software (rightly or wrongly) says it requires admin to run.

    How exactly is the OS responsible for or able to fix that?

    MS did what they could in Vista with the app virtualization shims, but thats fairly hacky and easy to break.

    What would you suggest they do in place of what they've done?

  263. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    I complain about all the products I know of that suck. Most of them just don't have $300M in marketing budget to keep them in front of me for so long.

    As for work, as I said, I know platforms it works on. I know apps that work with it. If you'll pay me to I'll show you them. That doesn't mean I think it's good. I can show you how to do many other challenging things too that I also think are bad ideas. I once did web development for a newspaper. I would really like the company to offer a product with less suckage, so my commentary may be a plea for improvement.

    What I won't do is praise crap for money. For that you need the other kind of consultant.

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  264. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I won't do is praise crap for money. For that you need the other kind of consultant.

    Er, let me correct that. For the kind of money they're paying Seinfeld I could convince you I really believed Bill Gates was divinely inspired. You offering?

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  265. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    It doesn't stop there, though. Running a command with sudo is a user-initiated action. You can pause, browse the web or man pages to check for details or edit the command. UAC, on the other hand, pops up at any time at the behest of some process and blocks the entire desktop while you decide, so you can't even check around what's happening. (It should be noted here that gksudo is just as bad, and I've never been a great fan of it. At least I don't use that vile program myself.)

    You can user-initiate commands with UAC on windows as well. Through the GUI, right click and say 'Run As Administrator'. From the command line, start a cmd.exe as Admin, and then do your work from there. Same as sudo su - basically.

    If you dont like the secure desktop, then turn it off, exactly the same as you avoid using gksudo.

  266. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by scoot80 · · Score: 1
    Can you please educate us by telling us at least 3 platforms that Vista runs on? x86, x64.. you fill in the third one.

    If you would promote Vista you should focus on fixing their uncertainty by getting somebody at work to publish a list of platforms that it honestly runs well on: not platforms that are "Vista Ready" or "Vista Capable".

    Ok, you are confusing underpowered hardware with "platforms". Vista will run on x86 architecture and x64 architecture. As we witnessed, Vista is not happy with underpowered hardware, and thats what "Vista Ready/Capable" thing was about.

    I use Vista at work, and there was nothing that it is preventing me from doing, and its certainly not preventing me from doing my work.

    In the same time, I haven't had Vista's DRM impeding me in any way I would know about it.

  267. Who were the ad Wizards who came up with this one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Story's been up since 5, and no one made this joke yet?

  268. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Anyway - who will take an ad with Seinfield seriously? And considering that Bill Gates is jumping ship - will anybody really believe in what's said?

    The commercial may run the risk of being an irony more than a sales pitch.

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  269. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    Lets say you want to move an icon from your personal desktop to the "All Users" desktop, you will get 3 UAC prompts. Ubuntu has never prompted me 3 times while performing a task.

    This is not the case, anymore at least.

    I dont remember off the top of my head if this particular quirk was one of the ones fixed between RC and RTM, or fixed in SP1.

    But on a current patched Vista machine, it causes just one UAC prompt.

    I just tested this on my box here to confirm before I wrote this.

    You are correct in that it used to do this on older builds of Vista. It was very annoying.

    The 'renaming a file that you dont have access to' was a similar problem, that one I know was fixed in SP1.

  270. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most gas pumps and milling machines run Windows CE or something non-windows. Windows based cash registers are a toss up, as some run packages like "Digital Dining" on top of full blown windows, while other are essentially built like embedded devices.

  271. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    I'm not real clear on what you're asking, but if you're talking about why it does Yes/No versus asking you for an account with admin privs ... then thats the joy of supporting home users.

    The UAC defaults are appropriate for non-technical home users. These are people that cannot remember passwords. At all.

    If Windows by default forced them to create two accounts and remember both usernames and both passwords, I can guarantee you that a very large portion of the home users would never be able to log back into their machine, much less successfully elevate with different credentials.

    If you WANT it to prompt for different credentials, then configure UAC to do that. It's very simple. In fact, thats how it is in nearly every business where end-users dont run as admin on their boxes.

  272. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His tense matches the tense of the statement to which he was responding. He references an event in the past to provide support for an argument for how someone will or will not act in the future.

    His tense is not confused.

  273. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    Runas is there, but it doesnt really work in most (including the default) UAC configuration.

    While you can right click anything in the GUI and choose 'Run As Administrator' which forces an elevation and UAC prompt, there is no such equivalent at the command line.

    It's extraordinarily irritating.

    What most people end up doing is just launching one cmd.exe with 'Run As Administrator' and then just leaving that there on your desktop.

    It's like starting up a terminal, doing sudo su - and leaving it there for when you want root without having to do sudo and a password.

    Hopefully a command line way to force elevation will be in a future service pack.

  274. Re:Who are these people...? by scoot80 · · Score: 1

    My Vista install is very snappy on a Core 2 Duo 2.2Ghz, 4Gig RAM. A friend of mine has the same laptop with XP installed, but his context menu takes ages to appear when he right clicks on something, and its due to some crappy application that he has installed and its added itself to the context menu.

    My 3.4Gig XP machine (only 1Gig RAM though) is slower, even with a base XP install, and all I'm using it for is MediaPortal.

  275. Apple should hire Larry David! by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

    Imagine if Apple hired Larry David to refute Seinfeld's Vista campaign! The dialogs he could have with the PC guy...

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  276. Re:Who are these people...? by Caraig · · Score: 1

    I think something in what you said underlies the difference in security ethos between Linux/POSIX systems and Windows.

    In Linux, you need to use sudo, you need to explicitly tell the system, 'I'm going to do root-level stuff here,' and even though you just DO it, you still are keeping in mind that you're poking a hole in security.

    Windows on the other hand tries to make everything -- including security -- as transparent to the end user as possible. Or maybe the term I'm looking for is 'opaque' -- you can't see the gears turning behind the window. Poking a hole in that security is inherently difficult for MOST people, but not difficult for anyone who is approaching the 'power user' level... or who has read a web page on 'what to do to make your use of Windows more pleasant.' Unfortunately, these holes, once punched, and the inherent holes in Windows security*, stay there. They're transparent. They allow the user to do work but the security has already been bypassed. Next time a piece of malware wants to access the system, the user has already been conditioned to not think of poking such a hole as being a 'bad thing.'

    In contrast, a user is acutely aware of poking a hole in their own security whenever they use sudo.

    I am not a computer security expert (yet) but the way a system handles purposeful needed security holes is at least as important as how capable that security is.

    * - This is not a dig at windows, every security system needs holes poked in it in order for people to Do Stuff with the computer. To paraphrase Atrocity Archive, the only trulysecure computer is the one that's buried in a vault in the middle of the Nevada desert, is disconnected from any external network, has all input devices removed and the ports physically disabled, and is turned off.

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  277. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by doombringerltx · · Score: 1

    Uhhh..... can I get a free tuner too?

  278. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Unless you look at him turning down the $5 million per episode as more of an image conscious business decision: if he had taken the money and people started getting sick of the show, that could cause his image to become less valuable, and therefore less profitable in the future.

  279. Now its official by krenaud · · Score: 1

    Vista IS a joke and as all jokes it failed when delivered by an amateur such as Ballmer. But I don't think that Seinfeld is good enough to turn the bad joke into something good.

  280. Damn...false hopes by Arimus · · Score: 1

    I read the title and for some reason my brain read it as 'Jerry Seinfield will pull plug...'

     

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  281. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

    strangely in my life i am important and i like free as in freedom.

  282. Re:Who are these people...? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    So I'm assuming they had all the mail addresses in an excel sheet then?

  283. they wiil explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that it was just a joke! called Vista;-)

  284. Re:Who are these people...? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    Wow, a Linux using, Windows advocate with a +5 Insightful...what is this world coming to?

  285. Re:Who are these people...? by the+entropy · · Score: 1

    Guess what? A lot of people feel the same way about Windows: They simply don't feel it's worth their time and effort to learn all the implications of every prompt they click "yes" to. And if it comes to it, they'll just reinstall Windows. It's simply not that big a deal to them.

    I disagree, while you, an Ubuntu user, don't have a problem reformatting and installing Ubuntu should something go terribly wrong; Windows users definitely don't think that a reformat is "not that big a deal"

    To most Windows users Windows *is* the computer and they'll put up with all kinds of things not working and being slow(due to 3 year old viruses still lurking around) with hundreds of popups at every startup from an anti-virus with 2 year old definitions telling them some threat has been taken care of(and they won't find it bizarre that it's the same one every time). They'll always say "yeah my computer needs to be reformatted" but they'll carry on for ages without actually doing that until some more knowledgeable person does it for them.

    I know because to a lot of people I happen to be the more knowledgeable person they call on eventually (although I've been out of touch with the windows world for nearly two years now I still have a reputation as the "go to" guy in case of computer trouble among my acquaintances). Some of these computers are in an incredibly sorry state and I really don't know how anyone could still be using them on a daily basis and not go crazy.

  286. Mod Parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up. I'm so glad there are still technical people around here on a technical discussion forum.

  287. the part you leave out... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    ...is that yes, Jerry's new $1250 Vista PC does perform as well as Elaine's $2755 Mac, but it's the Mac she bought in 1998. And before you accuse me of hyperbole, I've seen new Vista machines replace Windows 98 boxes with 400 mhz PII's that are performance downgrades. It takes longer to boot the system and longer to load any programs or files.

  288. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    An episode takes substantially more time and effort then a set of ads. And pays a lot less.

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  289. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, They are a fine improvement.

    What specifically do you dislike or can criticise?

    UAC? Yeah, it is annoying, but then software should not be so insecure. You would get annoyed if most *nix software requried sudo or su.

    Firewall is decent, encryption is decent.

    Whatfrom here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_and_safety_features_of_Windows_Vista

    Is so terrible?

  290. A better choice by realinvalidname · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Seinfeld is so 10 years ago. You know who might be better to typify Microsoft? That guy who sometimes shows up as the "Resident Expert" on The Daily Show. He's also written a book, The Areas of My Expertise. John... Hodgman... I think? Anyways, he seems like he captures the spirit of Windows pretty well. A really smart company would hire him.

  291. Does this mean ... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... that in a "show about nothing" there will be plugs about an OS with nothing?

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  292. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    I predict you will likely have a heart attack soon. Either while posting on the Internet or while setting up a Windows box. ;)

  293. Allow or cancel by nexttech · · Score: 1

    Allow or cancel

    Whats with that???

  294. Re:Who are these people...? by Turiko · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is that ubuntu requires it when you change somethign dramatically on your computer/settings, and vista requires it for everything, including but not limited to: firefox addons, running an updater, opening a package from an unknown source (aka usb-stick). If i had gotten a nickle every time i had to put a file onto my brother's pc and run it then click ok on the UAC, i'd be rich by now.

  295. Vista, the Data Nazi by swschrad · · Score: 1

    "no files forrrrr YOU!"

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  296. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    "Send the address to SlashdotEmail@GMail.Com" Why would I send my address to my own email address?

  297. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    The 15% Apple marketshare claim came out for new, retail sales only for a quarter, in the US. This stat didn't including online retail sales, so it pretty much knocked Dell and most HP machines out of their numbers, along with most all other major PC sellers. Again, complete 'Apple-washing' of statistics to make them sound better.

    A partially valid objection. Omitting Dell and HP is certainly distorting the results. On the other hand, the end of sales for XP in most sales channels (30th June 2008) is new and a statistic over several quarters would underrate that effect. Assuming that there are at least some people who got an Apple because they could not get a PC with XP anymore.

    I think statistics for the 3rd quarter of 2008 (and including online retail please) will be a lot more relevant.

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  298. Re:Who are these people...? by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

    If you dont like the secure desktop, then turn it off, exactly the same as you avoid using gksudo.

    It's only the same if one isn't using an administrative account to begin with, which is next to impossible in Windows if one actually wants to get meaningful work done.

    And yes, I know that's not NT's fault per se, but it's still Microsoft's fault for shaping their software community in that way.

  299. unfixable? by gomel · · Score: 1

    It's enough money to throw ca. 3000 man-years at the problem. That should be enough to solve it.

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  300. Re:Who are these people...? by fwarren · · Score: 1

    Yeah, after evaluating Vista by running it for a month on my new laptop the spring of 2007. I pretty much decided that Vista was a no go.

    Maybe I will give it a try after SP2. My favorite issue is if I brought up Explorer and typed in the URI for another computer and I had a typo in it. I would have to hard restart the system.

    Say I tried to open \\Deskop1\Share when I what I really wanted was \\Desktop1\Share. Well I realized my error and did not feel like waiting 2 minutes or so for the operation to time out. I did what I would do in Linux or on XP. Hit escape, and put in a new URI.

    The only problem with that, is once I hit escape. That copy of Explorer is no longer capable of opening any type of local file or net connections. Anything typed into the Run Box wont run. As matter of fact no programs can be run. At that point I figured I had better reboot. The shutdown menu is gone. I can get to the task manager, but there is no option there to shutdown, reboot or log out.

    After doing that 2 or 3 times a week. I decided that Vista was not ready for the desktop. I was able reformat and go back to Linux at the same time my boss had me reformat his Vista Laptop to XP.

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  301. To have people take the OS seriously by phorm · · Score: 1

    They're hiring a comedian? I mean, c'mon, what is he going to do, tell jokes about Macs or Linux? The best they might do is get some sort of ad campaign that somewhat counters the "I'm a Mac" ads. Seems to me that advertising for MS in this way would be more detrimental to JS's career than it would be helpful to MS's operating system.

  302. Define, "defined" by phorm · · Score: 1

    He's well known, but from what I've seen not particularly well liked. Yes, a lot of people know what Seinfeld is. Quite a lot of people liked the show, and quite a lot of people.... well... hated it. From my experience, the majority might fall into a group of "didn't really follow Seinfeld much, but really liked the Soup Nazi episode." I had some interesting commentary on culture, but in many cases that's what turned a lot of people off (it was a bit dry/irritating in places).

    Simpsons did better in this aspect because it appealed to broader audiences (both adults, children, and teens), but I doubt that Homer would make a good advertising sponsor for Vista. Doh!

    MS would probably do better if they'd pulled Ross or Joey from Friends, because - social commentary aside - it's more likely to hit the demographics of Vista buyers.

  303. Jerry loves Vista now... by morgauo · · Score: 1

    But wait till he notices... it has MAN HANDS!!!!

  304. Bee movie? by phorm · · Score: 1

    For me, the name recalls a few yellow animated bee-characters, but - frankly - I had forgotten that Jerry was even in it.

  305. Greed by phorm · · Score: 1

    Greed is what has killed Vista. It offers little visible benefit to the consumer other than the "ooh shiney" factor. These days, people are starting to recognize a polished turd when the see what. Those that really would have liked it were *not* on the side of the consumer:

    a) Media companies (music/movie): Yayyy... new DRM. Oh sorry consumer, no you can't play that media that worked on windows XP

    b) CPU/motherboard vendors: yayyyy .... upgrade. Oh, sorry consumer, no you old computer won't run Vista, why not buy this new one?

    c) Peripheral vendors: yayyyy ... incompatability. Ooops, sorry guy, this hardware won't work in Vista. Why not "upgrade"

    Yes, MS has been greedy in that Vista didn't offer enough to many to be worth the cost (somewhat like the Blu-Ray VS DVD issues). However, the greed of third-parties is also a huge factor. Look at the issues with Creative, wherein their drivers for Vista (which were slow to even be released) reduced functionality over XP... and then they went lawyer-crazy over the guy who rewrote the driver to fix bugs and enable the "broken" features. And when I say broken, I mean disabled, because in reality Creative was using the lack of features in Vista to try a forced-upgrade.

    Greed has been the bane of Vista. I hardly think a past-prime Comedian is going to help that now. In some cases it may even hurt the situation... as a response may very well be "WTF are you doing paying Jerry-F'ing-Seinfeld instead of fixing my broken printer/soundcard/video/etc"

  306. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is there some other amazing new security features in Windows Vista that I'm not aware of?

    Diskkeeper? Service Hardening? How much are you not aware of, exactly?

    Seriously, so many people complain about UAC on SlashDot that some of us get the impression that the average SlashDotter doesn't actually know anything about Vista's security features. If the only security feature peple know about is the one which pops up when they're clicking on the pretty icons, they don't exactly sound like experts...

    People, seriously, read this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_and_safety_features_new_to_Windows_Vista

    Note: I don't use Vista, I'm not an MS fanbw0y or whatever, I just don't like posts which contain little more than "it must be right 'casue everybody says it's right so it must be right" which for some inexplicable reason are modded all the way up to +5, Insightful. Can we have an "Insightful for Dummies" mod, please?

  307. It's one of the areas Macs have been ahead by phorm · · Score: 1

    Cosmetically, Macs have -for a long time - looked better. They're easily identifiable as a computer, while coming in a bevy of colors all with nice curves and shapes.

    Sure, you could get a boxy computer in color-X from some weird vendor, but the Mac is likely oftimes more convenient as "functional" scenery.

  308. Re:Who are these people...? by nine-times · · Score: 1

    Yeah, thats pretty much how smart people setup windows too. Its easier in Vista, because you can either just let them use the UAC approval prompts for elevation, or still use two accounts. It basically works exactly the same as you describe.

    Yeah, I'd still set up two accounts. Not necessarily for myself-- When setting up Windows for myself, even then I used to set up two accounts and run my day-to-day applications with admin rights, but with an OS that prompts me for a password (Linux, OSX, Vista) I'll just pay attention to the prompts. But that's because I'm careful and pretty well know what I'm doing.

    But for someone else, I'd probably still give them two separate logins. Part of the point, in my opinion, is to drill it into people's head that doing things that require admin access should require special actions. It should require that they deliberately set out to accomplish something, and not just hit "ok".

    Explain to me what 'basic applications running without admin rights' has to do with the OS? You've been able to run windows as non-admin quite effectively since the windows 2000 days.

    Um... no? I was working helpdesk when 2000 was released, and that's not true. It got to be, after a few years, that it was feasible to run 2000 without admin rights. Even then it took work. But when they were first released, even Office 2000 used to require admin rights when installed on Windows 2000. That instance, at least, was Microsoft's fault, and to me it demonstrates that Microsoft just wasn't thinking about security.

    The problem was that, even when Windows 2000 was released, Microsoft was expecting people to generally be running as admin. Everything about the design encouraged this behavior, and nothing discouraged it. All Windows NT (and 2000) did was make it theoretically possible to set up a secure system, but it didn't make it easy, and it didn't make it the default. It effectively required you comb through files, adjusting permissions one at a time, giving write access to particular files and folders in your program and system folders. It was an awful experience.

    There are all sorts of choices in OS design that can encourage developers to do things the right way, and discourage them from doing them in bad way. This is especially true if the OS vendor creates/controls one of the major development environments for their OS. So you can't just blame developers.

    Vista has some big steps in the right direction. I very much like the idea of something like UAC. I could quibble over the implementation, but won't do that here. The point is that, by throwing up a prompt whenever admin rights are required, they're discouraging application developers from using admin rights.

  309. Re:Who are these people...? by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    Me too, it takes a couple of hours and then I was able quickly to click [YES] to all the popup windows about something wanting to do something. I don't even try to read or understand it because often I have no idea what the program does, what it means if I say yes or no. Although the times I answered [NO], stuff stopped working.

  310. Too bad .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the idiots here wont mod up ACTUAL informative comments.

    Pretending problems exist is equivalent in-core to pretending problems dont exist and is the #1 reason why even after pumping in $1 billion into linux, the marketshare will probably be overtaken by the iphone.

  311. Appropriate by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    I think a comedian is the correct choice to advertise for Vista, considering the whole thing has been such a joke.

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  312. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More to the point Vista is preventing you from taking a screen shot of a video, even one you've recorded from the evening news. A still image of a news broadcast in the context of a discussion regarding the broadcast or its subject is fair use, and Vista is preventing you from that fair use and so depriving you of your civil right of freedom of expression. That's not a minor thing. Maybe you don't care because you don't care to discuss current events or world history in the lens of public media - but some do and they're rightly offended.

    Uhm, quite a few media players on XP use screen overlays, which will result in a blank box where the video should be - nothing new in Vista, nothing to do with DRM and nothing to do with violation of rights.

  313. Pluggin Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple takes a nobody and makes a star. Microsoft will take a star and make a nobody

  314. Further promotes the idea that Vista is a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having a comedian represent and promote Vista further solidifies the idea that Vista is indeed a (very bad) joke.

    Great move, Microsoft.

  315. Degradation from standby/hibernate? by alispguru · · Score: 1

    It lasts much longer than XP before needing reboots, especially under a large amount of hibernates and standbys per day. XP would degrade after a couple weeks, especially under many standbys/hibernates per day, and running leaky apps like Eclipse. This degradation is massively reduced in Vista.

    But not gone? Vista still doesn't sleep reliably? Apple had that sleep/wake thing working in 10.2. I have an ancient and revered iBook (circa 2002, currently running 10.4) that routinely goes months between restarts - I reboot it for major software updates, or to put it into firewire target mode. It goes from lid closed to usable in at most 5 seconds - screen and mouse are visible and working in 2, wireless networking ready a few seconds later.

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    1. Re:Degradation from standby/hibernate? by Allador · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You misunderstood what I wrote.

      Set aside whether Vista sleeps/hibernates reliably, as thats not what I'm speaking about.

      What I'm saying is that in XP, the more you would sleep or hibernate, the more you would accelerate system degradation.

      So running a desktop for 3 weeks would work great, but running a laptop where you hibernate or standby 5-10 times per day, it would last much less time before needing a reboot.

      Not all apps deal with sleep/hibernate well. Tons of devices/drivers dont deal with them well. So doing lots of sleep/hibernate would mean the system would degrade faster.

      With Vista, the system is overall much more stable, and seems more resistant to leaky apps and problematic drivers, so it lasts longer under that type of usage than XP did on similar hardware. ..

      Back to your comment, Vista does sleep reliably, at least on machines with good drivers.

      The measure of whether a system is able to come out of sleep/hibernate successfully (a totally separate thing from what I'm talking about above) is 100% a driver issue. Device manufacturers have to write drivers that deal properly with standby/hibernate and recovery from such.

      Most dont.

      This is why you'll have someone with a high quality machine (like what I'm using) where sleep and hibernate work well, but another person running different hardware (especially consumer level crap) but the same Vista will lock up trying to come out of sleep or hardware.

      This is one area where Apple's own-the-hardware/own-the-software approach pays off, and why things like that work so well for Macs.

    2. Re:Degradation from standby/hibernate? by DarKnyht · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know what flavor of Vista he is running. Vista on my work laptop cannot even survive one hibernate/sleep mode. In the process of starting up it just restarts itself and give me an error. Of course this is an SP1 improvement, since before that it would make me go into system restore before it would reboot.

      MS's changes to the file structure creates endless headaches with applications like Lotus Notes where the directory structure used by it is not visible except from within the software. This of course, makes backup up the databases it uses extremely difficult. It also further complicates the process of migrating a user from one machine to another while preserving their local databases.

      Not to mention the fact that I have to use "Run As" to use CMD to run even the most basic of networking commands, and even then half the time it wants to tell me my Administrative account doesn't have the necessary access needed. And for no reason Microsoft added twenty steps to access basic settings (Networking being the worst).

      But at least it doesn't look like it was designed by Playskool.

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  316. Difference in UI Model by EXTomar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The key difference between UAC and "sudo" is the level of understanding necessary to formulate the action. You may think you are being lazy when you type in the "sudo mount /dev/ipod" for the thousandth time but in reality you are being effective and efficient. You researched the right command to mount and access your iPod. You more know what the command is doing to both the system and iPod to do what you need. After that, using it once or a million times isn't lazy.

    UAC does improve security but through "nagging" instead of a systemic fix. You brute force the user away from questionable actions instead of just having the system never bothering to do it. Approach it like a novice user: where all they see on the screen are series of buttons and things to click on with labels they aren't familiar with. A few are good, most are harmless, a few are bad, one special one is catastrophic. When they click any of the buttons, UAC kicks in and says "Allow this happen?" If they user doesn't know what all of the labels on all of the buttons mean, what is the purpose of asking for confirmation? It doesn't add any safety except to warn the user one of the buttons could be dangerous. That is useful information in of itself but fails to reveal to the user which one is the dangerous one.

    Or simply put, "sudo" is rarely used because the user is unsure of the command while UAC is invoked for too many commands where the user is unsure of the command being executed. If you clicked on an email that said "save the attachment 'script.pl', type 'sudo script.pl' to win!" most Linux/BSD/Unix users would be like "Huh?!?! No way I'm doing that!" On Windows, in a similar situation user is only going to see a couple prompts warning them something dubious may happen if you proceed where some will be scared off from clicking "Allow" but some can and still will click it. It isn't that the Linux user is "smarter" than the Windows user. It is the UI model is broken on Windows where Microsoft/Vista assumes the user knows what a good action and bad action are. If they knew that, then UAC wouldn't be necessary in the first place.

  317. I don't. by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the kind of pseduo-management speak that drives me nuts. I hope the execution is better than the idea sounds.

    I don't.

    I hope they wallow in delusional apathy for another 7 years & end up sitting out the 64bit era.

    I hope they get filed under "boat anchor" as a footnote to the history of computing.

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  318. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    You can't be that thick. Try symbolset.

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  319. LOL. sudo by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

    I believe moderatorrater is refering to this security: http://www.neowin.net/news/main/08/08/08/vista39s-security-rendered-completely-useless-by-new-exploit

    I think it's a joke. I like the bit about sudo.

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  320. Re:Who are these people...? by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

    I think the point to note here is "sudo commands I type in"

    As long as you are comfortable with the consequences of typing things you don't understand into a root prompt & hitting enter, I say go for it. Sounds like a great spectator sport. It is quite different though. Are there 'sudo' commands popping up in your browser asking if you want to install programs/plug-ins?

    You are administering your computer with sudo. The other case is about 'user' interaction.

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  321. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by wimdows · · Score: 1

    Aye, he does it for next to nothing or maybe even free because he believes so much in Windows Vista and wouldn't want any of us to miss out.

    Let's applaud his unselfish act.

  322. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by razorh · · Score: 1

    How is this a troll?

  323. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

    Anyway - who will take an ad with Seinfield seriously?

    Nobody, hopefully. That's not the point of ads anymore, is it?

  324. Re:Who the heck is 'Jerry Seinfeld'? by Nebu · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I hate it when I'm being earnest and get modded Troll too. Not much one can do about it, I guess.

  325. Listen Jerry. by pergamon · · Score: 1

    Listen Jerry. Bania's voice is the voice of a new generation. My generation.

    Look, I live Seinfeld's standup and the series, but he's not exactly cutting edge anymore and not a great way to combat the Get a Mac ads.

  326. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by citylivin · · Score: 1

    "More to the point Vista is preventing you from taking a screen shot of a video"

    Um, XP and 2k did that as well. You have to change the system renderer with something like media player classic to VRM9 renderless. I believe its some sort of macrovision.

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  327. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by nigels · · Score: 1

    Hey, Bee Movie is a kids movie. My two-year-old likes it quite a lot, and Seinfeld injects enough adult irony to help parents not go mad when they see the DVD for the 145th time.

  328. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    I use Vista at work, and there was nothing that it is preventing me from doing, and its certainly not preventing me from doing my work.

    And all these other folks on every board in the world complaining that their machine that came with Vista ran like a dog until they put XP or Ubuntu on it are just delusional. I see.

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  329. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    The price was too low.

    18 20-minute episodes for $90 million... That's $4166 per second.

    Let's say he does 20 30-second spots for Microsoft for the $10 million they're paying him. That's $16666 per second. Four times as much... And I doubt they'll get 20 ads out of him...

  330. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Dude, they're sixty bucks. Mow a couple lawns or something.

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  331. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    I predict you will likely have a heart attack soon. Either while posting on the Internet or while setting up a Windows box. ;)

    More likely than you might think. I'm old and overworked. If I did have a heart attack the odds of it occurring while setting up a Windows box are very high, as I am doing that all day almost every day, even when I'm not working. I spend an inordinate amount of time doing that, which is one of the reasons why I wish it were more fun.

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  332. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    Of course now I wish I had seen the original post in this thread before I replied to your comment. Lame.

  333. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by lgarner · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that booting problem just couldn't be related to an incompatible driver in a third-party product, perhaps "Deep Freeze", could it?

  334. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Uhm, quite a few media players on XP use screen overlays, which will result in a blank box where the video should be - nothing new in Vista, nothing to do with DRM and nothing to do with violation of rights.

    Ok, we'll put you down for "I don't care". The people who scream about DRM do care. They care a lot.

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  335. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

    Hey, my gas pumps and registers don't run Vista you insensitive clod!

    Seriously, though, I think that you would find more home users using Vista then business users. Many businesses have the option to downgrade to XP, while for the most part the home user does not. I think it would be interesting to see the average daily use of a Vista computer vs an XP computer. I would suspect that on average, the XP computer gets used more.

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  336. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    I know this is a common refrain, but for most industries, its just not true.

    Nearly all of the systems I've managed have been run as non-admin since the Windows 2000 days.

    It got easier with XP because of RunAs and some of the community information out there that resulted in the MakeMeAdmin, DropMyRights, and other resources.

    It's dead easy in Vista, because you dont have to explicitly invoke it. If the system needs to elevate, it'll prompt you for it, you dont have to anticipate the elevation need.

    Are there some industries and job types that require lots of elevation? Sure, but they're in the minority. Developers is a good example, but this will require admin rights on any OS, as you're starting/stopping databases, invoking system debuggers, etc. But even there, you CAN configure your dev environment to, for the most part, run without needing it, based on where you install the apps and the ACLs you set on the folders.

  337. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    It's not, but I'm not going to argue the moderation on this one. It's more of an interpersonal discussion than a general interest one, and probably should be moved to chat if the two people involved weren't so arrogant and stubborn that they don't mind the whole world see their spat. Modding it down is fair and the moderation system only has so much subtlety.

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  338. Re:Who are these people...? by Allador · · Score: 1

    Are you sure that wasnt a beta or RC version you're speaking of?

    I've had this computer as my company's guinea pig for Vista since Nov 2007 (ie, long before SP1) and I've never seen anything like that happen.

    That definitely was not the case on this machine, even with the RTM version of Vista.

    I did experience other CIFS/SMB related problems though. There was a known issue where you couldnt access windows shares over a PPTP link. So if I'm sitting at starbucks and VPN into the home office, I cannot actually map drives or use server UNC paths there.

    It was supposedly fixed in SP1, but only works intermittently even then for me.

  339. He Promoted Vista Before Its Release by Baby+Duck · · Score: 1

    So Demetri Martin wasn't big enough of a comic, eh?

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  340. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    ReactOS will never mimic Windows perfectly, so why the hell should anyone bother dual-booting ReactOS and Linux? What benefit do you get that you don't get without Windows and Linux?

    Maybe no need to buy or steal Windows, but still run Windows games and applications? That is certainly a legitimate goal. And the people you consider important can kiss my ass.

    A better question is:
    What can ReactOS do that WINE on Linux won't do? WINE is an equally free alternative that provides similar benefits. Here one could claim that redundant work is done.

    This said, nobody is forced to contribute to ReactOS and the proverb about not looking a gift horse into the mouth applies.

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  341. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try playing a DVD over VGA. It fails the HDCP check.

    That's actually all there is to the Vista DRM. A HDCP check on media that request one.

  342. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by DarKnyht · · Score: 1

    Yes, but how much of Vista's gain was because they couldn't get the $600 notebook with anything else on it. Which is unfortunate, since the $600 didn't have the true minimum specs to run Vista properly (Hence why it is now stilling at home running Ubuntu).

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  343. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Can you please educate us by telling us at least 3 platforms that Vista runs on? x86, x64.. you fill in the third one.

    Ah, we're going to define platform here. Ok. You're thinking a platform is a processor architecture class. It's not. A platform is a set that includes a specific processor architecture class, a chipset class - and with the chipset common factors such as memory and IO hardware interconnects - and a form factor. It's the base, or "platform" upon which an OEM builds a product line.

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  344. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    I'm not opposed to switching to console exclusively for gaming but when am I going to be able to use a keyboard and mouse to play FPS's on it? If I could achieve the same level of fast, intense gameplay on a console, I would certainly never use a PC for gaming again.

    I would imagine that if you put a keyboard and mouse player up against a person playing a console using a typical game controller, the console player would be at a severe disadvantage (assuming comparable skill level). To aim on a console, you have to push an analog stick and wait for POV to shift based on some delay to aim at a target. By comparison, a mouse can aim nearly instantaneously.

    The Wii is an exception to this but in my experience the Wiimote is not nearly as accurate as a good gaming mouse.

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  345. Who is Jerry Steinfeld? by fishtop+records · · Score: 1

    Wasn't he a friend of George Washington? How modern to use a dead guy to shill for a product.

  346. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by k1e0x · · Score: 1

    There are variations depending on what game you are playing.. Sometimes a joystick is better, sometimes a mouse is better.. and technically you can use both on both.

    All I'm getting at is Console gaming is cheaper in the long run than PC gaming. A good console will last you 3-5 years and play thousands of games. A gamer PC if they wanted to remain current would be at least twice as expensive and would have to be upgraded at least once in 3 years.

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  347. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

    Well, I've never considered sound cards to be "peripherals" but I see that some people do. GP mentioned printers, though.

  348. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by ins0m · · Score: 1

    Wow, I missed that one by a mile. I thought we were getting feedback from Mel Gibson at one point.

    You know it's a bad day when you not only RTFA, you fail to RTFS.

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  349. Sounds like the "Switch" campaign worked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From teh OP:

    Reader Zarmanto notes in his journal that "Mac users might be quite amused, considering that (like many other TV shows) the set of Seinfeld always had a Macintosh prominently displayed in the background."

    Amused? They should be overjoyed! It sounds like Apple's "Switch" campaign actually managed to get somebody to switch. Although I guess getting people to switch from the disasterous train wreck that is OSX Leoptard to the new, shiny, speedy Mojave Vista might not exactly be what they had in mind...

    But hey, at least someone switched to the OS they are happiest with- and that's what really matters. Right?

  350. I have a better idea by aaandre · · Score: 1

    Spend $299m on squishing bugs, improving stability and speed. Release a free update to vista. Use the rest of the money to sponsor a few independent studies, a gaming competition or two etc.

    The PR will take care of itself.

    Oh, and if Bill Gates is going to be involved, show him as the quirky, nerdy, uncool guy that he is... to the extreme. Trying to change his image to something else always fails and makes him look pathetic. Use his real personality, exagerate it and go for the surreal. This kind of guy getting this reach is surreal already.

  351. Re:Who are these people...? by symbolset · · Score: 1

    I use Vista regularly and UAC popups aren't very frequent.

    A storm of UAC prompts during a powerpoint presentation is always funny because the air mouse makes it hard to click the buttons. It's hard not to laugh. I think if I was a presenter I wouldn't risk it.

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  352. Re:Who are these people...? by jmpeax · · Score: 1

    What do people put in their presentations to get attention from UAC?!

  353. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    HDCP wasn't enabled for those screen shots.

  354. f mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Macs are for retards. If you hate Windows so much, man up and run Linux. And don't come at me with the whole Mac kernel argument. It doesn't cost 3g to get a high powered Linux laptop.

    -RJ the AC

  355. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Actally, Vista was more like 98se to ME.

    But with the improvments to patching methods, Vista SP1 is much better than any patched version of ME.

  356. The New Clippy should be... by polyomninym · · Score: 1

    Kramer!!! Just imagine, you need help printing a document, and all of the sudden, Kramer pops up and takes a bowl of your serial ;)

  357. Re:Service Pack? uhhhh.... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    They care so much they don't bother providing examples that can't be invalidated with the slightest amount of examination. 'Convict by any means possible' is not a noble or viable course of action...

    I care, but I care more that your point is complete bullshit based on the evidence you gave.

  358. Re:Who are these people...? by fwarren · · Score: 1

    Oh let me assure you. This was in March and April of 2007. Vista Professional on both an HP and Dell laptops. I have experienced on several machines this network lockup effect.

    It could be our domain and how it is setup. It could be due to the transparent bridge our ISP provided between 2 of our offices. All I know for sure is I have never seen OSX, Linux or XP choke up on a bad URI the way Vista does.

    If it would have been an RC or Beta I could forgive that. Since it was NOT a Beta, I don't know how they could release their "Flagship OS Product" where a simple typo in a URI could take out the ability to do anything on a network or safely shutdown the computer.

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  359. Re:Jerry Seinfeld by HitoGuy · · Score: 1

    There's better kids movies out there... and I did sit through this DVD a zillion times with my own kids. It's not really "adultly ironic" enough.

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  360. not sure I cant trust Jerry by Schmyz · · Score: 1

    I mean he did let Shoshanna slip thru his fingers...come on!

  361. Re:Who are these people...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, here's one that will cure you of your laziness and get you off your big, fat ass to actually understand what the fuck you are doing:

    sudo rm -fr /*

    Enjoy!

  362. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

    You do know that OEMs (and yeah, a small shop or reseller qualifies) get Windows for dirt cheap, right?

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  363. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

    "Other programmers" go where the users are. Your high-and-mighty bullshit utterly fails--or would if anyone actually used the software you wrote; as you brag about being a PHP programmer, I'm going to go with "LOL, no"--because if people aren't using your software, your software doesn't matter.

    I write open-source. I write open-source on Windows as well as Linux. Why? Because I want to benefit others instead of pushing my political views on them. Your arrogance is astonishing and rather GNU-ish (and that's never, ever a compliment). Fortunately, thanks to the elegant philosophy of open source, if you did write something worthwhile, somebody could give the finger to your arrogant political stances and port it to Windows. (But you won't, so--hey, who cares?)

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  364. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

    Maybe no need to buy or steal Windows, but still run Windows games and applications? That is certainly a legitimate goal.

    ReactOS: free at 75% the efficacy. Pirating Windows: free at 100% the efficacy. Hrm, I wonder.

    Let's get real here, my friend. ReactOS will not be "good enough," will never be good enough, while Windows is essentially $0. Do you really think that Microsoft cares that much about piracy on the home desktop? Piracy is good for Windows and Microsoft, because the corporate market is all that really matters. People pirate it at home and buy it at work. Same goes for Adobe.

    If ReactOS got to the point where it was anywhere near a Windows competitor (it's not, and frankly, probably never will be), Microsoft would almost certainly release an equivalent (or better) version for $0. And ReactOS would remain useless.

    And the people you consider important can kiss my ass.

    Oh, so users don't matter? Interesting. I guess you and KDE's Troy Unrau have something in common.

    What can ReactOS do that WINE on Linux won't do? WINE is an equally free alternative that provides similar benefits. Here one could claim that redundant work is done.

    There's considerable code-sharing going on between ReactOS and WINE. Why are you even talking on the subject if you don't know anything about it?

    This said, nobody is forced to contribute to ReactOS and the proverb about not looking a gift horse into the mouth applies.

    On this we agree, and I wouldn't presume to be so arrogant as to tell the ReactOS guys to stop; if they like what they're doing, more power to them. The great-grandparent post, however, can go fuck a blender, as can your post's sibling blathering about shoving his politics on his user.

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  365. Re:start by achieving parity with OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Already on par with OS X.
          2. Already on par with OS X. Generally any performance benefit is due to removing bugs anyways.
          3. ... have you used Vista? It *is* reliable post SP-1. The benefits of being a late adopter!
          4. ... OS X is compatible? With OS X programs maybe... Vista is compatible with Vista programs... what's your point?
          5. Yep... you definitely haven't used Vista.
          6. Indeed it is, although the networking interface is more annoying than it used to be.
          7. ... moot.
          8. You're objecting.
          9. OS X is $200. Vista is ... oh what's that? The same? OH NO. YOUR MISCONCEPTIONS ARE FLYING OUT THE WINDOW.
        10. Pity I can't use those in my games.
        11. ... more specific?
        12. Cheaper hardware.

  366. Re:No, what are you smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are too fucking pathetic to even live fucktard, enough so that you should consider committing suicide by slitting your fucking wrists fucktard. Not across but down your fucking wrists to fucking ensure you will never have the fucking chance to live.

    GO AHEAD FUCKING FLAME AWAY!

  367. Re:When are you programmers going to help REACTOS by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

    You do know that OEMs (and yeah, a small shop or reseller qualifies) get Windows for dirt cheap, right?

    Yes, between $35-85 (depending if you're Dell or Joe's computers). On a used machine that sells for $100 to $200 (with no prior validated windows install) it can be a significant price increase (or loss of profits). Heck on a $400 machine that is close to 10% (on the low end) of the sale that goes to Microsoft. Once ReactOS is viable then a lot of these small vendors would have a choice to sell the machine for say $400 w/ React OS or $400 w/ windows (and lose 9%-20% profit margin or risk getting busted by the BSA if they try to "recycle" a Windows install).

    Also, lets not forget charities that repair and recycle old machines.

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  368. It's all about Nothing! by houbou · · Score: 1

    What does Jerry Seinfeld and Vista have in common? Nothing? That's right! I mean, Seinfeld was a show about nothing :) And Vista is the OS that does nothing.. "but be a pain in the @$$, resource hog, crashing all the time OS" :)

    So, in the end, Seinfeld's participation in Microsoft's advertising campaign will result in?

    Nothing!