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It's Official! by kenh · 2018-02-21 01:51 · Score: 2 · on FCC To Officially Rescind Net Neutrality Rules On Thursday (reuters.com)

It's the End of Days, queue Mass Hysteria - we'll look back on these days wistfully, with a tear in our eyes for the liberties lost when the FCC stopped it's nearly thousand day watch over a briefly Neutral Net...

I'd rather learn from a pro wrestler by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 22:34 · Score: 0 · on Barbie Will Be Used To Teach Kids To Code (engadget.com)

This guy sounds like he knows how to code.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHL75H_VEM

Re:Masters of the Universe by Hal_Porter · 2018-02-20 20:25 · Score: 1 · on Barbie Will Be Used To Teach Kids To Code (engadget.com)

"nature girl Feral Cheryl remains the only doll with a map of Tassie." That's pubic hair for you in the northern hemisphere.

Australians are so awesome. They say stuff you can't understand with great enthusiasm, like Louis Tully in Ghostbusters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re: but coding is hard! by msmash+(Top+Editor) · 2018-02-20 20:11 · Score: -1 · on Barbie Will Be Used To Teach Kids To Code (engadget.com)

It's rather like any other corner case career. Prostitution in women's cases. You never get respect for it though in other cultures, it is treated like a real career.

Google and Youtube by knorthern+knight · 2018-02-20 18:17 · Score: 1 · on Lawmakers Worry About Rise of Fake Video Technology (thehill.com)

> Is there some kind of dedicated site that archives incidents like these?

Youtube for starters. Go to Google and enter

newsman in canoe

in the search field. You get stuff like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Google and Youtube by knorthern+knight · 2018-02-20 18:17 · Score: 1 · on Lawmakers Worry About Rise of Fake Video Technology (thehill.com)

> Is there some kind of dedicated site that archives incidents like these?

Youtube for starters. Go to Google and enter

newsman in canoe

in the search field. You get stuff like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Google and Youtube by knorthern+knight · 2018-02-20 18:17 · Score: 1 · on Lawmakers Worry About Rise of Fake Video Technology (thehill.com)

> Is there some kind of dedicated site that archives incidents like these?

Youtube for starters. Go to Google and enter

newsman in canoe

in the search field. You get stuff like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:In Soviet Russia... by FatdogHaiku · 2018-02-20 12:07 · Score: 1 · on Venezuela Launches Oil-Backed Cryptocurrency (bbc.co.uk)

I don't have a punchline. This is my punchline.

now that's funny right there...

They will be stereo in pairs by SuperKendall · 2018-02-20 11:48 · Score: 1 · on Slashdot Asks: Which Smart Speaker Do You Prefer?

My god some people are out of touch. Of course companies will do everything they possibly can do monetize audio they pick up.

You are pretty out of touch off you think Apple will, since it would kill a lot of valuable goodwill built tip around a message of consumer privacy. I don't think you have a full grasp on intangible value or the profits that generates.

They also all will inevitably get hacked, even if it's never publicly disclosed.

Yes, but Apple will at least treats device security seriously so a hack is much less likely than a Google or Amazon device would be. That's why HomeKit has been slower in support, since Apple requires more security from device makers that add HomeKit support.

The "sound quality" stuff is nonsense too. These are NOT quality speakers. They're not even stereo for fucks sake.

For someone who chides others at being "out of touch" it's kind of humorous you do not know that the > Google Home Max and HomePod speakers can operate in a pair to act as true stereo speakers. Or rather in the case of the HomePod, they will - stereo speaker support is scheduled to be activated later this year.

It is incredibly naive to think that profit-motivated companies will not behave like profit-motivated companies.>

The difference between us is, I understand the full range of what "profit" entails. Apple profits substantially by consistently not abusing customer privacy.

I agree that profit-motivated companies will try to maximize profit. But there are many different ways of doing that.

In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 11:40 · Score: 1 · on Venezuela Launches Oil-Backed Cryptocurrency (bbc.co.uk)

I don't have a punchline. This is my punchline.

Re:This isn't Netflix's fault by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 11:20 · Score: 0 · on New Data Shows Netflix's Number of Movies Has Gone Down By Thousands of Titles Since 2010 (businessinsider.com)

Meanwhile, good video stores are topping 50,000 titles.

Blockbuster is dead man. Remember when they were ubiquitous? Now...they're karate studios and nail salons.

Re:This isn't Netflix's fault by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 11:20 · Score: 0 · on New Data Shows Netflix's Number of Movies Has Gone Down By Thousands of Titles Since 2010 (businessinsider.com)

Meanwhile, good video stores are topping 50,000 titles.

Blockbuster is dead man. Remember when they were ubiquitous? Now...they're karate studios and nail salons.

Nice try by edi_guy · 2018-02-20 10:30 · Score: 2 · on Uber CEO Sees Commercialization of Flying Taxis in 5-10 Years (reuters.com)

This Khosrowshahi guy really is trying hard to get into the Bezos/Musk club. Problem is outside of the current Uber implementation they are all vaporware. The 'for real' self driving cars, the ones you can put your kids into alone to go to school, are several years away, too far in the future to be able to save the Uber business model which is bleeding $4 billion in losses a year. With about $12 billion in cash including Softbank money they are running out of runway faster than the tech is moving.

As far as flying taxis, yes there are proofs of concept on this, one person super lightweight vehicles, that can fly short distances. But the energy it takes to power these is quite high. The noise is ridiculous, the areas available for take-off/landing are unavailable in the cities where this is supposed to make sense. And I assume the tech will need to be much better in the 3D environment than the 2D one. It will not ever be mass transportation.

Also, it only takes one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?... to set the whole process back decades.

creimer spam alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 10:16 · Score: -1 · on Jeff Bezos Shares Video of 10,000-Year Clock Project (cnet.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer spam alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 10:16 · Score: -1 · on Jeff Bezos Shares Video of 10,000-Year Clock Project (cnet.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:Meanwhile Afghan men can murder for less than 2 by No+Longer+an+AC · 2018-02-20 10:15 · Score: 1 · on Sweden Considers Six Years in Jail For Online Pirates (torrentfreak.com)

As a Syrian refugee in Sweden pointed out Greece cannot even take care of their own people let alone refugees and there is no work.

The Syrian refugee who says: 'Don't come to Sweden... or think carefully about it' - BBC Trending

That title is a bit tongue-in-cheek but he does say Syrians have unrealistic expectations of Sweden. Not that he's complaining.

Re:You dislike CGI because you only notice it when by antdude · 2018-02-20 09:55 · Score: 1 · on Marvel Cinematic Universe Has a CGI Problem (screenrant.com)

Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?... was interesting.

Re:Absolutely necessary? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 09:27 · Score: 0 · on Jeff Bezos Shares Video of 10,000-Year Clock Project (cnet.com)

Every time I see a Bezos article like this, I think of this opening scene with THAT kind of male attitude "like I own you when you are doing something just to survive."

Re:same old problem by spire3661 · 2018-02-20 06:45 · Score: 1 · on Mitsubishi Electric Believes Its AI-enhanced Camera Systems Will Make Mirrors on Cars Obsolete (ieee.org)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Centralized #HillaryForPrison Mueller is a Russ by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 05:31 · Score: 0 · on Why Decentralization Matters (medium.com)

And so it goes with startups. If they throw a bunch of letters into the toilet, and pick them out, dripping in dilute urine, and arrange them into a company name like "Zynga," you know they aren't worth working for.

Re:Forget Justice League (not hard to do) by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 05:31 · Score: 0 · on Marvel Cinematic Universe Has a CGI Problem (screenrant.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:Forget Justice League (not hard to do) by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-20 05:31 · Score: 0 · on Marvel Cinematic Universe Has a CGI Problem (screenrant.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:Threatened by michaelwigle · 2018-02-20 05:11 · Score: 1 · on Lawmakers Worry About Rise of Fake Video Technology (thehill.com)

I hadn't heard about it either but it sounds like it was supposedly chalked up to an "accident" where Fox news played video from the previous year's announcements instead of the current year's announcements. So not a situation of editing current video but of replacing it altogether. Here's a link if you're interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:The MCU has a newtonian mechanics problem by hey! · 2018-02-20 03:28 · Score: 1 · on Marvel Cinematic Universe Has a CGI Problem (screenrant.com)

That was my problem with Pacific Rim. I kept thinking, "those streets aren't engineered to take that kind of ground pressure."

As for the second shot in the clip linked above, I didn't notice it On closer viewing, yeah, it looks fake, but not really any faker than what Hollywood has been doing for decades with squibs, not to mention its very unrealistic but dramatically satisfying explosions. And it's not just Hollywood.

Re:The real problem with the Black Panther by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 23:54 · Score: 5, Insightful · on Marvel Cinematic Universe Has a CGI Problem (screenrant.com)

Wait...

So you're saying that in the movie set in a reality whereby a woman possesses Psionic Energy Manipulation; a boy gets bitten by a spider and can climb walls; a man can pick up and throw a car when he gets angry; and both magic and time travel exist - the *real* problem is that an African country is ahead of the rest of the world?

Not happy with reverse cuttural appropriation?

Re: Nonsense! by Hal_Porter · 2018-02-19 18:58 · Score: 1 · on Vietnam's Internet is in Trouble (wapo.st)

It's bold in terms of jerking people around but, uh, I may have gone too far in places

Re: A Big Revelation!! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 17:37 · Score: 0 · on Ocean-wide Sensor Array Provides New Look at Global Ocean Current (nature.com)

Yeah, btw here's a good look at the Atlantic gyre with and without the Gulf Stream.

Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 16:03 · Score: 0 · on Flight Sim Company Embeds Malware To Steal Pirates' Passwords (torrentfreak.com)

If you stole a TV set from Walmart

...then Walmart no longer have the TV, which will tend to impede their ability to sell it to paying customers.

If you snuck into a cinema and went into a room and watched a movie

...Then a person buying a ticket to the seat you're occupying would not be able to sit in that seat.

Copying is not theft.

I know lots of people who pirate material to avoid having to pay

If you haven't reported them then you're clearly an accessory to this heinous crime.

Not surprising really by Hal_Porter · 2018-02-19 14:58 · Score: 3, Insightful · on Microsoft Finally Documents the Limitations of Windows 10 on ARM (thurrott.com)

Back in the days NT run on Risc it was able to run x86 code, but only 16 bit x86 code. That's because the emulator was in the Windows On Windows (WOW) layer. Back then WOW was a way to run 16 bit code on a 32 bit OS. On an x86 chip it run the node natively. On Risc it used an emulator, which Microsoft had licensed from Insignia Solutions.

So on a MIPS R4000 machine you ended up with this

1) You could run Win16 and Dos x86 applications because those run in the WOW layer or in NTVDM, the NT virtual Dos machine
2) You couldn't run Win32 x86 binaries, you needed native MIPS ones
3) You couldn't run x86 drivers, you needed native MIPS ones

The R4000 was 64 bit capable but NT never run in 64 bit mode on it. Though it did on Alpha for while until that was discontinued. 64 bit mode lives on now for x64, ARM64 and maybe Itanium if you ask MS very nicely.

Now move forward to 64 bit Windows 10. The kernel is 64 bit code. WOW is used to run 32 bit binaries. On x64 it runs 32 bit code x86 code natively. On ARM it uses an emulator. So an ARM64 machine you end up with this

1) You can run Win32 applications because those run in the WOW layer. There's no NTVDM or support for 16 bit code in 64 bit Windows because that would need WOWOW - Windows on Windows on Windows.
2) You can't run Win64 x64 binaries, you need native ARM64 ones
3) You can't run 32 bit drivers, you need native ARM64 ones

Ironically given how wonderfully quirky ARM32's instruction set was and how Steve Furber reckoned that 'MIPS was clean but the cleanness lead to poor code density which hurt them they competed with us in the embedded world', (I'm paraphrasing a bit, the interview is here).ARM64 is much more similar to MIPS than it is to ARM32. I.e. no conditional execution, load/store multiple, no free shift with every instruction and no Thumb mode with two byte instructions. RIP Sophie Wilson's wonderfully devious instruction set. Still I can see why they did it - something stripped down like MIPS or ARM64 must be a lot easier to implement as out of order superscalar design than ARM32.

So the situation with WIndows on ARM is better than Windows RT on 32 bit ARM of course - that had no x86 emulator and actually blocked Win32 ARM binaries from running unless they were signed by Microsoft. This was part of Microsoft's evil plan to move people from Win32 to Windows Store applications.

What I think will be more of an issue for Windows 10 ARM is performance. A Snapdragon 835 is comparable to an Atom natively but emulation will add some overhead - some benchmarks imply a lot.

E.g. a Snapdragon 835 running x86 code gets a mere 818 single core score on Geekbench

https://www.windowslatest.com/...

That's about half the native performance which around comparable with an Atom. I.e. great for phone but terrible compared to an i5.

https://www.slashgear.com/asus...

Intel have threatened Microsoft and Qualcomm with a lawsuit if they convert SIMD instructions from SSE or AVX to NEON. So you could run 32 bit Photoshop but the emulator can't support any SIMD instruction set. And you're running on a chip which is more like an Atom than an i5/i7. That's going to suck. You can't run x64 binaries, even though most software is x64 now.

It'll run something like 7zip or Firefox OK, and those will probably have a native ARM64 binaries too, but if you try to run the x86 version of Photoshop on it the experience will be dreadful.

Outside of Microsoft everyone ignored the non x86 platforms for NT. There's a fair chance that apart from open source stuff people will ignore Windows on ARM too. It's hard to see Adobe spending much engineering time getting Photoshop to run well on Windows on ARM.

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Re:Nonsense! by Hal_Porter · 2018-02-19 14:00 · Score: 0, Troll · on Vietnam's Internet is in Trouble (wapo.st)

The Vietnamese Communist Party is completely ruthless

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

When the captured Hue the Commies sent death squads with a list of names of anyone who'd backed the South Vietnamese government. 2,800 and 6,000 people or 5-10% of the population of the town was murdered . Some of them were buried alive. The Communists never prosecuted anyone for this.

It happened around the same time as the My Lai massacre where US troops killed civilians. However some US troops tried to stop the massacre and the people who did it were eventually court martialled.

Of course the US media portrayed the My Lai massacre as something the US did deliberately and ignored the Hue massacre. The media claimed the US was 'losing the war' even though it actually won the Tet Offensive.

Eventually the US pulled out and the Communists overrun South Vietnam. Congress halved military aid to the South when it was being overrun to hasten its collapse. Millions of South Vietnamese were killed or sent to concentrations camps and fearing Hue city massacres or camps million of others fled as boat people.

The media claimed that 'no one wanted to fight for South Vietnam' even though the ARVN soldiers here are fighting pretty hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

As well they would actually - they're buying time for their families to get on a boat to the US rather than ending up in a camp or a mass grave. And if the anti war movement had managed to get Congress to cut off military aid to the UK in WWII, the UK would have gone under too. The fact that an allied government collapses when you cut off support to it doesn't mean it was illegitimate.

In Cambodia the Khmer Rouge took over and killed spectacular numbers of people even by Communist standards. The media downplayed it. Chomsky claimed it was propaganda and blamed the deaths on US bombing. Here he is on Vietnam - bear in mind he's talking about a country where millions fled, were killed or ended up in camp

http://www.mekong.net/cambodia...

"The drab view of contemporary Vietnam provided by Butterfield and the establishment press helps to sustain the desired rewriting of history, asserting as it does the sad results of Communist success and American failure. Well suited for these aims are tales of Communist atrocities, which not only prove the evils of communism but undermine the credibility of those who opposed the war and might interfere with future crusades for freedom."

and on Khmer Rouge run Cambodia, the country of the Killing Fields where government policies resulted in the death of up to 25% of he population - probably the worse democide the world has ever seen

"The response to the three books under review nicely illustrates this selection process. Hildebrand and Porter present a carefully documented study of the destructive American impact on Cambodia and the success of the Cambodian revolutionaries in overcoming it, giving a very favorable picture of their programs and policies, based on a wide range of sources. Published last year, and well received by the journal of the Asia Society (Asia, March-April 1977), it has not been reviewed in the Times, New York Review or any mass-media publication, nor used as the basis for editorial comment, with one exception. The Wall Street Journal acknowledged its existence in an editorial entitled 'Cambodia Good Guys' (November 22, 1976), which dismissed contemptuously the very idea that the Khmer Rouge could play a constructive role, as well as the notion that the United States had a major hand in the destruction, death and turmoil of wartime and postwar Cambodia."

Hildebrand and Porter's book deserves examination. One simple fact provides a clue to the authors' sympathies: The book does not contain

Re:That's pretty funny by flopsquad · 2018-02-19 13:07 · Score: 1 · on Flight Sim Company Embeds Malware To Steal Pirates' Passwords (torrentfreak.com)

The Copyright Act actually permits this as long as they use the stolen credentials to buy exactly one license seat for the flight sim and then set the user's home page to this video.

Re:Old versions? by rtb61 · 2018-02-19 11:01 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Stops Pushing Notifications To Windows 7 and 8 Phones (engadget.com)

It's not like M$ has not done exactly the same thing in the past, which is mentioned each and every time the start a new service, which is why so few people pick up their products, which results in them discontinuing the service, which happens when they launch a new service to try again, which results in everyone discussing the cancelled service, which is why so few............

M$ sucks, don't buy into it, they will cancel what ever they claim to supply, and of course they routinely https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (yeah, fuck off), and rather than putting up with it they lose customers each time but the suckers keep biting. What more needs to be said other than ZUNE anyone (why does the word https://www.youtube.com/watch?... pop into my heard each time I think of M$ nowdays).

Re:Old versions? by rtb61 · 2018-02-19 11:01 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Stops Pushing Notifications To Windows 7 and 8 Phones (engadget.com)

It's not like M$ has not done exactly the same thing in the past, which is mentioned each and every time the start a new service, which is why so few people pick up their products, which results in them discontinuing the service, which happens when they launch a new service to try again, which results in everyone discussing the cancelled service, which is why so few............

M$ sucks, don't buy into it, they will cancel what ever they claim to supply, and of course they routinely https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (yeah, fuck off), and rather than putting up with it they lose customers each time but the suckers keep biting. What more needs to be said other than ZUNE anyone (why does the word https://www.youtube.com/watch?... pop into my heard each time I think of M$ nowdays).

Re:That's pretty funny by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 10:55 · Score: -1 · on Flight Sim Company Embeds Malware To Steal Pirates' Passwords (torrentfreak.com)

This is very funny coming from you, creimer, since you posted 4000+ copy paste comments with spam links last year. At least our pastes are advertisement spam link free!

Instead you should be patient until you get your royalties. You will get rich like creimy the mountain!

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges

Re:obligatory, by now by rtb61 · 2018-02-19 10:52 · Score: 3, Insightful · on How UPS Delivers Faster Using $8 Headphones and Code That Decides When Dirty Trucks Get Cleaned (technologyreview.com)

They never will. Reality corporations are basically psychopathic dicks. They will never service all areas unless forced to, focusing all efforts on the most profitable locations and then competition and greed will always create cabals to eliminate that competition and hugely inflate profits margins. This would kill town after town and well, you can see the problems.

This is exactly why government needs to do essential services because more uniform provision of service across the community ensuring a more distributed society across the country, run on a more fair basis.

Of course with US politics the way it is, entering it from the outside seems more like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?..., if there is a greedily stupid way of doing things badly the US will find it.

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 10:01 · Score: -1 · on Flight Sim Company Embeds Malware To Steal Pirates' Passwords (torrentfreak.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 10:01 · Score: -1 · on Flight Sim Company Embeds Malware To Steal Pirates' Passwords (torrentfreak.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:That's pretty funny by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 09:58 · Score: -1 · on Flight Sim Company Embeds Malware To Steal Pirates' Passwords (torrentfreak.com)

creimer is already busy with too many affiliate link programs.

creimer would accept the mascot position although if pay is more than 5$ an hour, which is much more than creimer does collecting second hand lottery tickets.

creimer would save the puffer con with costume charge and creimer would look more like a puffer than this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 09:02 · Score: 0 · on Google Trains AI To Write Wikipedia Articles (theregister.co.uk)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 09:02 · Score: 0 · on Google Trains AI To Write Wikipedia Articles (theregister.co.uk)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

I suppose it's time to resurface this ... by yelvington · 2018-02-19 03:37 · Score: 1 · on 'Microsoft Should Scrap Bing and Call it Microsoft Search' (cnet.com)

... for you kids who were born too late. A brilliant take on Microsoft's branding genius. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:No gain until we get primary materia from space by Rei · 2018-02-19 03:28 · Score: 1 · on Humanity's Biggest Machines Will Be Built in Space (popularmechanics.com)

They're arguing that you're not limited by fairing sizes if you build in space, which is true. But then again, there's lots of ways to get around fairing size limitations. Here's one of my favourites: rollable composite trusses. You can even have wiring, plumbing, flexible solar, etc rolled up with it. There's also self-deploying booms, retractable booms, etc. Whatever you have all is stored flat during launch, no thicker than the material's outer wall.

Re:No gain until we get primary materia from space by Rei · 2018-02-19 03:28 · Score: 1 · on Humanity's Biggest Machines Will Be Built in Space (popularmechanics.com)

They're arguing that you're not limited by fairing sizes if you build in space, which is true. But then again, there's lots of ways to get around fairing size limitations. Here's one of my favourites: rollable composite trusses. You can even have wiring, plumbing, flexible solar, etc rolled up with it. There's also self-deploying booms, retractable booms, etc. Whatever you have all is stored flat during launch, no thicker than the material's outer wall.

Re:No gain until we get primary materia from space by Rei · 2018-02-19 03:28 · Score: 1 · on Humanity's Biggest Machines Will Be Built in Space (popularmechanics.com)

They're arguing that you're not limited by fairing sizes if you build in space, which is true. But then again, there's lots of ways to get around fairing size limitations. Here's one of my favourites: rollable composite trusses. You can even have wiring, plumbing, flexible solar, etc rolled up with it. There's also self-deploying booms, retractable booms, etc. Whatever you have all is stored flat during launch, no thicker than the material's outer wall.

Indeed, let's go Team creimer let's GO by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-19 03:07 · Score: 0 · on Contractors Pose Cyber Risk To Government Agencies (betanews.com)

Indeed, let's go Team creimer let's GO

Never give up on your dreams Team Creimer!

Never mind those hump-leg noob creimertard trolls!

Team Creimer dreams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I have just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the Team Creimer train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Or maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Re:Contractors are made necessary by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-18 19:50 · Score: 0 · on Contractors Pose Cyber Risk To Government Agencies (betanews.com)

There we go again, I swear I am typing as I sing and not looking at the pre-canned lyrics.

Ethell my darling you know that love you I'm glad we could have a vacation this year.

Oh honey, an hotel suit for the Silicon Valley comic con. What a VIP you are my love.

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull

Re:Contractors are made necessary by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-18 19:36 · Score: 0 · on Contractors Pose Cyber Risk To Government Agencies (betanews.com)

Team Creimer dreams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I have just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the Team Creimer train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Or maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-18 19:32 · Score: -1 · on Tokyo To Build 350m Tower Made of Wood (theguardian.com)

Team Creimer dreams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I have just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the Team Creimer train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Or maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget today's pain

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Team Creimer, I believe you can get me through the night
Team Creimer, I believe we can reach the morning light

Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-18 18:16 · Score: -1 · on Tokyo To Build 350m Tower Made of Wood (theguardian.com)

Dear Team Creimer,

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

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