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Handmade Encryption Challenge
Pike writes: "Amateur cryptographers may wish to get out their pens, calculators and scratch paper to take a shot at this short encryption challenge. Solve it, get a $25 gift certificate from thinkgeek. It's pretty hard though, so good luck." But since this isn't wartime, there is at least the stub of the plaintext to check against.
Strong Cryptography May be Easier Than It Looks
In conjunction with geeky.org, here is JIPW's first cryptographic challenge; probably the last. I actually doubt anyone will be able to solve this, barring visitors from the NSA. In fact, if you can solve it and be the first to send an email to contest@geeky.org with the full decrypted message, I'll give you a $25 gift certificate at thinkgeek.com, and a good dose of general recognition and fame on this site of course.
For a discussion about this and other crypto puzzles, see the story on geeky.org.
Getting you started
If the Amish did cryptography, this is what it would look like; nothing was used to create this code but a pen and spiral-bound notebook. No computer tricks or supremely advanced algorithms. It is very tricky however. Here are a few parameters and guidelines:
The plaintext is hidden in the encoded section below begins with "the message is" (without quotes). This allows you to know when you've solved the puzzle.
The ciphertext begins and ends with clearly defined markers which are not part of the ciphertext. The rest of this page and this website provide no clue to the solution.
If by some miracle you do it, send an email to contest@geeky.org with the full decrypted message in it.
It's really hard. Harder than it looks. Be warned.
-----CIPHERTEXT BEGIN-----
From: The House at Outspar Ave
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"Sirs and Ladies, we regret to explain by means of our seven couriers, commissioned in the fall of the thirteenth year ago how that our chicken house, killing its quixotic jouster -- in fact the boxer and jouster combined -- has made us reexamine our feelings on the ghastly meanings and other sundry implications. Now that the hedonistic quantities and kilometers of really red staple studded tracks have been and will be made subject to judicial committees and kin, they will probably seek to march the crooked gaffers out of hill country. To us, regulations are all much too far from common people. For example, killjoy laws about jousters counteract the will of the vulgar people. The key to special gun enhanced treatment tells some undisciplined underlings where to go and who understands. Should we let the puny minority override the nation? If not, undulate. Research for hairiness is no priority. As for us (yes, sounds zany), most won't gulp these incredible sacks of stuff many of the lawyers decided to let print in sans-serif. On the jelly front, the Olson brand that aspirates in very damp conditions was yanked because of kryptonite concerns. The notice that was on it was quizzical. If they quit, I say every big Crimean fool or other wag should have bitten their own can. They nixed our yew nativity, in spite of Geneva."
-----CIPHERTEXT END-----
There you have it. Expect to see updates to this page as participation warrants.
- JD
The caption on the crest of arms is in Celtic. It appears to mean The Mad Billy Goat in English. It's perfectly possible that not only is the message encrypted, but the plaintext is in Celtic. According to the above link, An Poc ar Buile is the title of a song. As a guess, the plaintext could be the lyrics to this song.
I honestly didn't know thinkgeek was an andover site. I wanted to throw in some kind of prize, but I didn't want to just hand out some cash. I thought about books, or a case of penguin peppermints, but a friend suggested a gift certificate and it immediately made sense to me. I picked thinkgeek because it had a nice range of products that the potential winner would like to choose from. I supposeI could have chosen copyleft.net too.
On a side note, it's kind of funny to see people saying "I'd never do this for a mere $25". I know people who solve puzzles like this in the newspaper with absolutely no incentive. I figured the prize and the (relatively) small recognition would just be frosting on the cake.
-JD
First, let me make a note to all those who rushed to post "Andover's influence" posts. You are not simply mistaken; you are sorely mistaken. This little challenge is by "JIPW", which is, of course (as stated on the top of the page), "Joel's Improved Personal Website". The fact that Joel apparently thought that a $25 gift certificate to thinkgeek would be nice is beside the point (I'd imagine he'd spring for copyleft.net is you were offended by thinkgeek).
Slashdot's posting of the token prize is irrelevant. $25 will not make or break Andover. They obviously thought it was a neat little challenge to anyone who is interested in such mind games, and having a prize is nice but unnecessary. Okay, now that's done. Real post follows:
It seems to me that the point "Joel" is trying to get across is that even today in the age of high encryption, and old fashioned handwritten code can be quite useful. Remember the "code-talkers" of World War II. The risk of the Allies having their codes broken was too great. Their were encryption schemes (Enigma, anyone, even though it was the enemy's), but since the fate of much of the world was at stake, an ingenious plan was created. They used members of the Navaho tribe to develop a secret, unbreakable code.
This step away from the technological methods of the day proved to be not only as secure as existing technologies, but it was never broken. The technological way may currently be the easiest, but their is always room for ingenuity.
One last example: have you ever been talking to a friend and understood each other perfectly, but nobody around had any idea what it all meant? All the script kiddies in all the world might not figure that one out (but you might want to mix technology and old-fashioned ingenuity, considering you might have the NSA, corporations, script kiddies, your old girlfriend, three lawyers, and Metallica after your communications).
If this post is redundant by the time it shows up, you have my apologies. I just figured I'd think first and post later. No offense, anyone, okay?