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Open Grill

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the meat-and-beer-and-much-much-more dept.

In this week's episode we talk about the AMD Thunderbird, the "opening" of the Playstation 2, and not much else. (except for the ever-impending Krull invasion) If you've got a high tolerance for pain, give it a listen.

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  1. Iron chefs and the conspiracy of the universe by greenlante3rn · · Score: 3

    June 25 Food Network..

    An all new Iron Chef, yes this time there in america and they are chopping mad... they go against the food Networks resident nobody Bobby Flay from Hot off the Grill.

    Its two hours and lets face it, its gonna be very cool and perfect for anybody who doesn't really watch Iron Chef

    Hey wait could it be that this Iron Chef special is just a diversion tactic for the Krull invasion plan

    ok and for the conspiracy this week, I have a doozey... there is no Kurt. He is just a puppet name made up by Bates and Malda so they can gage who much control they have over the geeks that listen to Geeks in Space.. the more we send the more they get ready to offer us "special" versions of Debian that will include the mind altering install screen so that we will spend very minete of the day clicking on Slashdot Banners untill we waste away or the Krulls come and conquer us all.

    thank you for your time, and I think this is funny don't you moderators?

    --
    Theres one problem with reflecting your reality, sometimes your reality starts to reflect you.
  2. I can't help being an xp whore (tm) by Shanoyu · · Score: 3

    Everything 2 may be weird, but at least it isn't um, a haven of your evil OREOLOGY! (Quote from Rob when I confronted him on this vast conspiracy, "Shit, you're on to me.") Seriously though, can I help it if writeups like The Bondage Perils of Supergirl get voted up to like +10 and get me 20xp? Well, then again, I am pretty much crazy according to my fellow noders.

    Either way everything 2 isn't half as insane as slashdot, our flamewars are usually between liberals and conservatives! And the trolling is in voting so you don't have to read any of it because people are afaraid of losing xp! Muahaha.

    Concidently this is just one of many Krull Proofing Techniques used by everything2. We prevent Krull invasions thru many, very sophisticated Krull Proofing techniques. For instance, the vast majority of e2's buttons say 'Sumbit' instead of Submit. Also, in the event of lots of krulls invading, they'll get lost in the labrynth of nodes when we shut down the cool nodes, random nodes, soft links, search capability and new writeups. They'll just be trapped, then we pour creamy oreo goodness into the nodes. Unfortunately, a little known fact about krulls is that Oreo goodness [tm] clogs up the pores thru which they breathe the solar rays of the sun, brutally killing them, so if a few noders get caught in their SCUBA gear in a vast sea of Creamy Oreo Goodness, it's no big deal.

    As you can see, Everything 2, "Horny Teenagers" (Of which there are very few, I assure you.) and all, is the last line of defense against the evil, evil, evil, krull invasion force.

    --Shanoyu, head of "Everything Impossible".


    -[ World domination - rains.net ]-

  3. proc mail consultant by LKH · · Score: 3

    Rob says he neds to learn proc mail - Why doesn't he just ask Kurt? - After what we've done to Kurt, he must be some sort of consultant by now.

    And by the way - have you done your homework this week?