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In this week's episode we talk about the AMD Thunderbird, the "opening" of the Playstation 2, and not much else. (except for the ever-impending Krull invasion) If you've got a high tolerance for pain, give it a listen.
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Ok heres my conspericy for this week.
(No new Slashdot radio?)
Well I'm going to be simple on this one....
In fact I stold it from Geeks 1
Rob and Jeff are just robots programmed to take over the earth.
Built by RMS and programmed by a crack team of programmers organised by Linus.
Yes thats right Linux is accually designed to run Rob and Jeff and we all are tricked into writing and improving the code.
When you send hardware to Rob and Jeff for demo (or when they buy it) they just add it to themselfs.
Oh wait buit my conspericy dosn't stop with open source... ohhh no....
You see Bill Gates is also trying to take over the world and so the open source communist conspericy must crush the Microsoft conspericy and visa versa.
Now Bill Gates isn't an overlord type he is just folowing the plans layed out by IBM. But somehow things have gotten out of hand as IBM is no longer apart of that conspericy and Microsoft has no contact with it's former overloards. IBM was just a puppet.
The Microsoft conspericy dates back even before IBM with the news media tyrents trying to take over. That failled.
Now Microsoft is attempting to compleate it's world domination by buying into the news media and discover the rest of the original plan (they have compleated the part they know... and are looking for the rest of the plan)
The media has long abandoned that plan and are considering joinning RMS and team in taking over the world.
Ahh but the unknown original overlords are not with the news media anymore, not with open source and not with Microsoft.
In fact we don't know where they might be.....
That... is why open source hasn't launched it's final assult. RMS needs to know if there is any counterstrike waiting for him.
In the mean time... some hacker is adding code.....
OnTakeOver
{
while(brainwash == yes)
{
NullifyBrainwash;
NewBranwash = "Burn Linux, Burn Microsoft, Folow the Krull";
}
}
I don't actually exist.
June 25 Food Network..
An all new Iron Chef, yes this time there in america and they are chopping mad... they go against the food Networks resident nobody Bobby Flay from Hot off the Grill.
Its two hours and lets face it, its gonna be very cool and perfect for anybody who doesn't really watch Iron Chef
Hey wait could it be that this Iron Chef special is just a diversion tactic for the Krull invasion plan
ok and for the conspiracy this week, I have a doozey... there is no Kurt. He is just a puppet name made up by Bates and Malda so they can gage who much control they have over the geeks that listen to Geeks in Space.. the more we send the more they get ready to offer us "special" versions of Debian that will include the mind altering install screen so that we will spend very minete of the day clicking on Slashdot Banners untill we waste away or the Krulls come and conquer us all.
thank you for your time, and I think this is funny don't you moderators?
Theres one problem with reflecting your reality, sometimes your reality starts to reflect you.
Everything 2 may be weird, but at least it isn't um, a haven of your evil OREOLOGY! (Quote from Rob when I confronted him on this vast conspiracy, "Shit, you're on to me.") Seriously though, can I help it if writeups like The Bondage Perils of Supergirl get voted up to like +10 and get me 20xp? Well, then again, I am pretty much crazy according to my fellow noders.
Either way everything 2 isn't half as insane as slashdot, our flamewars are usually between liberals and conservatives! And the trolling is in voting so you don't have to read any of it because people are afaraid of losing xp! Muahaha.
Concidently this is just one of many Krull Proofing Techniques used by everything2. We prevent Krull invasions thru many, very sophisticated Krull Proofing techniques. For instance, the vast majority of e2's buttons say 'Sumbit' instead of Submit. Also, in the event of lots of krulls invading, they'll get lost in the labrynth of nodes when we shut down the cool nodes, random nodes, soft links, search capability and new writeups. They'll just be trapped, then we pour creamy oreo goodness into the nodes. Unfortunately, a little known fact about krulls is that Oreo goodness [tm] clogs up the pores thru which they breathe the solar rays of the sun, brutally killing them, so if a few noders get caught in their SCUBA gear in a vast sea of Creamy Oreo Goodness, it's no big deal.
As you can see, Everything 2, "Horny Teenagers" (Of which there are very few, I assure you.) and all, is the last line of defense against the evil, evil, evil, krull invasion force.
--Shanoyu, head of "Everything Impossible".
-[ World domination - rains.net ]-
Okay, I'm a little freaked out. See, I just downloaded all of the GiS mp3s for my mp3 server here at work, and somehow I ended up with a geeks31.mp3. However, when I go back to thesync.com/geeks, I notice that the latest episode is #30, and I also have a geeks30.mp3. Can someone explain what's going on to me before my brain implodes?
Pablo Nevares, "the freshmaker".
Pablo Nevares, "the freshmaker".
Iron Chef French is Hiroyuki Sakai. Masahiko Kobe is known as the Bastard Child of the Iron Chefs....Iron Chef Italian (he doesn't even get to pop up with the other three guys). Learn, you Iron Chefs....
Allez Cuisine!
-bugbbq
It's the www.pornolize.com.
-- IANAEG - I am not an elder god.
Rob says he neds to learn proc mail - Why doesn't he just ask Kurt? - After what we've done to Kurt, he must be some sort of consultant by now.
And by the way - have you done your homework this week?
I'm the guy that e-mailed CmdrTaco the penguin/calvin spoof. In fact, I drew it right after I read that article on The Onion. Evidently Rob thought my e-mail was my attempt at a serious political statement and not just the doodle it really is. It's okay...he didn't hurt my feelings that bad. I still love Geeks in Space. More jokes about Hemos's pants!
Peace. Sway
Peace. Sway
"30 Episodes aughta be enough for anyone" - Jeff Bates, upon the release of episode 3a...
I can't wait to see what the GiS crew does next week >:-)
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I thought Rob sounded like . . . Rob :-)
Then again for all I know it was Hemos who sounded like Rob.