Macs In Space!

Clark writes " SpaceViews reports that the startup company SkyCorp will fly an Apple Macintosh G4 computer in an experimental satellite next year. It will be deployed from the space shuttle. The server will be accessed as the sat passes in range via wireless networking protocols, including a variant of Apple's existing AirPort wireless networking technology. The project, announced at the recent Silicon Valley Space Enterprise Symposium, is mainly intended as a test for Skycorp's plans to assemble and deploy satellites at the Space Station."

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Ask Slashdot: What's this Linux thing?
Posted by emmett on Monday June 12, @12:20AM
from the i-just-like-the-penguin dept

NewbieLuser asks, "I'm pretty good using Micro$oft Windoze, but I've heard about this Lunix thing, and now I want to escape the EVIL EMPIRE and be a l337 h4X0r like you guys here at SlashDot. So I ordered a copy of "Red Hat 62", but my question is, what is it? What does it do? Can I install it from WIndows, or do I have to open up a DOS-box? (Ew! DOS is hard!)"

New Cracking Tool: SlashDoS
Posted by CmdrTaco on Monday June 12, @12:05AM
from the i-0wn-j00 dept

Slashdot has long been envied by 5cr1p7 k1dd13z for its ability to kill any webserver within five minutes of a link being posted to the front page. Now these l337 k1dd13z can harness the power of Slash, without having to learn all that hard Perl stuff! I am proud to announce the 1.0 release of SlashDoS! Update: CT: I know, I know, it's not Freshmeat!

Microsoft Spokesmen Diss Jackson's Momma
Posted by CmdrTaco on Sunday June 11, @10:59PM
from the damn-thats-cold dept

Today Microsoft Corporation responded to Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson's rulings by calling his mother a "fat bitch" and a "stank-ass hoe". One spokesman is quoted as saying, "Yeah, yeah, dat bitch got such a fat ass, dat when she sits around the house, she really be sittin' around the house!!" Fellow Microsoft spokesmen agreed with this analysis of Ms. Jackson's buttocks, giving each other "high-fives" and passing around a bottle of malt liquor.

Former Microsoft CEO William Gates refused to comment on these statements, other than noting that "Ms. Jackson, while perhaps not a huge muthafuckin bitch, ain't all that skinny, ya know what I'm sayin'."

Jackson is reportedly preparing a counter-statement in which Gates' mother is said to freely engage in promiscuous oral sex.

Transmeta Receives Round of Handjobs from Rob Malda
Posted by Hemos on Sunday June 11, @10:507PM
from the he-also-blows-quite-well dept

Transmeta Inc, employer of Linux frontman Linus Torvalds, received a round of handjobs from our own CmdrTaco earlier this week. Malda, who was always eager to post any Slashdot article mentioning the CPU designer, last week stated his intent to go "all the way". "It's obvious that I am sexually aroused by just the mention of the amazing company. I vow not to rest until I have brought each staff member to orgasm with my own two hands." The handjobs were eagerly accepted by Transmeta, whose engineers aren't too picky about their sexual partners.

Famed Hacker "Neo" Constructs Eight-dimensional Beowulf Cluster
Posted by Roblimo on Sunday June 11, @10:45PM
from the so-how-do-we-eat-soup? dept

"Neo", an underground hacker guru well known for his escape of the artificial world in which we all are trapped while our life is sucked away to feed a never-ending horde of robot-monsters, today unleashed a new weapon in his battle against the Agents: an eight-dimensional Beowulf cluster, codenamed "BW8". Slashdot has obtained an exclusive interview with "Neo". Here is an excerpt:

Slashdot: Of course, you realize that no-one has ever done this before.

Neo: That's why it's going to work. [pauses] And of course it works. It runs Linux(tm).

SD: VA Linux has announced their intention to sponsor this project, by donating lots of hardware. Comments?

N: Whoa...

SD: What do you plan to do with the machines after we've won our freedom from our mechanical oppressors?

N: Well, I was thinking that it would make a really rad Quake III server.

SD: Why do you fight, Neo?

N: Well, obviously, to allow people to live normal lives again. Being trapped in a fantasy world while your bioenergy is drained, like, sucks. Hey, do you know where I can get a Yopy? Those things kick ass.

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FreeBSD Merchandise on sale NOW!!
Posted by gay-nik on Sunday June 11, @10:44PM
from the this-is-slashdot-journalism? dept

I just thought I'd remind you to BUY FREEBSD MERCHANDISE! CD-ROMs, t-shirts, plush toys, and all sorts of other WONDERFUL merchandise is availble from Walnut Creek CD-ROM! Man, you guys should go buy some of this merchandise now, because it is HOT! Update: gay-nik: Hey, and don't forget to buy some of those OpenBSD posters! BSD RuleZzz!!

Jon Katz Finishes Pillaging of Slashdot Community
Posted by JonKatz on Sunday June 11, @10:41PM
from the man-i-really-screwed-you! dept

Well folks, it's time to say goodbye. I've completed my goal of infiltrating your community, playing on your sympathies by defending geeks, and gaining your trust, and now that I've gotten rich by stealing your comments and publishing them as a book (accompanied by my own lame analysis), I'm done with you losers. I'll probably spend the next few years pushing down children at Disney World and stealing their money. (Click below, if you feel worthy of reading more of my godlike opinions, you scum.)

Your Rights Online: Internet Banned
Posted by jamie on Sunday June 11, @10:39PM
from the xfiles-is-a-documentary dept

Okay, okay, the Internet wasn't really banned, but we can't trust those Government types, so who knows when it will happen?! So what will we do when the Internet gets banned? Also, perhaps we should discuss the eventual hostile takeover of Earth by the Greys. (Read More)

News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters
Posted by timothy on Sunday June 11, @10:37PM
from the slashdot.org dept

Linux? XFree86 apache perl free-speech. Computer cases, Microsoft DMCA penguin hard disk. LiViD! Robots, corel debian stallman. ESR java athlon? PNG mozilla mars, battlefield earth OpenBSD beowulf cluster, python NSA hacker Quake III. Transmeta, gnome. UK virus windows; Playstation celeron Star Wars. First post.

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