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Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator?

BlueCalx- writes: "dotcomma has created a new programming contest: this time, to determine whether or not someone can create a program that can automatically parse an RDF file and generate a haiku based on its headlines or stories. Slashdot users such as 575 have essentially been doing the same thing for months: now, it's time to see if a computer program can do the same thing *g*. After witnessing the success of the AI Bots challenge a few months ago, it'll be interesting to see if a program like this is possible." Anyone who can generate intelligible, germane haiku from headlines without human intervention has my respect -- it's a lot thornier than it sounds.

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  1. 575 had better watch out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    This reminds me of something I saw at thinkgeek.com. It said "Go away, or I'll replace you with a very short shell script." 575 had better watch his back!

  2. Re:Haiku by emerson · · Score: 2

    (*grin)

    That's damned amusing.
    I could have taken offense.
    But AC's kick ass.

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  3. Lucky Kaa? by thomasd · · Score: 2

    Haiku appropriate
    From one who will emulate
    David Brin's dolphins

  4. Re:Perl Haiku Contest by Bazman · · Score: 2

    I figured Perl would be a good language for writing a Haiku generator, so I popped over to CPAN to see what modules could help count syllables. Ah ha. Lingua::EN::Syllable

    Read the docs:

    "It guesses correctly about 80-90% of the time,
    but it's smaller and faster than a dictionary
    lookup. So you can't really use it for
    writing random haiku."

    Dang, these guys are _way_ ahead of me!!

    Baz

  5. Re:Perl Haiku Contest by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    Haiku may not have a separate plural form in Japanese, but that is no reason for it to do the same in English.

    I don't know any Japanese but I'd guess that in a typical sentence, the number (singular or plural) of the word haiku can be worked out from the context. But English doesn't always have that context, and English speakers are used to just having the pluralness of a word thrust in their face. It doesn't sound right to use exactly the same word for singular and plural; English just doesn't work like that.

    There is a similar situation with pronunciation of words borrowed from French. Although French nouns do change their spelling in the plural form, the pronunciation is usually the same. But you can instantly tell whether it's singular or plural by looking at the article. For example, 'objet' and 'objets' sound exactly the same most of the time, but you have 'un objet' and 'des objets'.

    So what do we do when borrowing these words for use in English? Take cafe for example (which should have an acute accent, but Slashdot's HTML posting doesn't seem to allow them). Most people pronounce this the French way, or close enough, as 'caffay'. (We'll ignore caffs for this discussion.) But although the singular in English sounds like the French word, the plural cafes is prounounced with an s on the end, because 'the' and 'a' do not indicate number as their French counterparts do. People do not say 'I walked past two caffay', because that would sound silly.

    To say 'I wrote two haiku' sounds just as silly. English is not Japanese, so there's no reason for it to follow Japanese grammar.

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  6. Re:Perl Haiku Contest by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    We all know about sheep and fish, and people just put up with them. But it's a bad idea to introduce yet more special cases.

    As for the trend being towards -s plurals in the long run, what about words like 'antelope', which used to have a plural form but don't seem to any longer? It looks to me as if people are pretentiously discarding the plural for any vaguely foreign-looking word.

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  7. Re:Perl Haiku Contest by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    What's going on with plurals here? Surely the plural of haiku is haikus?

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  8. An IRC bot... by pen · · Score: 2
    A channel I go to has a haiku bot. It is not entirely computer-generated, but it is pretty fun. Here's how it works.

    The bot's owner collects semi-interesting 5- and 7-syllable quotes and stores them in a database. Then, when someone types .haikux in the channel, the bot spits out three random lines in the appropriate order. It is more often interesting than not, and sometimes very amusing.

    The channel's name starts with an R, it's on EFNet, and is currently -s and -p. Good luck! :)

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  9. Re:Great idea by K. · · Score: 2

    Rainy Seattle
    Steeled for early winter.
    Hello Canada!

    K.
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  10. Re:This might compile... by King+Babar · · Score: 2
    Neither of these are haiku...
    #!/bin/perl5
    print 'the sound of shebang' or '#!'

    if quote is pronounced, the second line is 8 syllables:

    Doh! That was a last second typo; I should have cut/pasted from my xterm. :-( So that should have been:

    #!/bin/perl5
    print 'sound of shebang' or '#!'

    Thanks for pointing this out; sorry for the silly error.

    The second line on this one has too many syllables already: [snip scansion] unless you're from the midwest and pronounce "fire" like "far".

    Well, this is being *posted* from Missourah...but even though I'm not from the Midwest, "fire" is basically monosyllabic in my dialect. So I reject your criticism here. Hah! :-)

    In any case, both are well-formed perl, and now also proper haiku. Thanks for your help.

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    Babar

  11. Re:This might compile... by King+Babar · · Score: 2
    Interesting... if "include season.h" is 5 syllables, does that mean that you don't pronounce the dot? I've always said it, "Include season DOT h", not "Include season h"...

    I agree with you here, but for the sake of the Perl as Haiku Movement, I think we need a definitive ruling on the pronunciation of other punctuation. Especially #!, ', ", and ;. I think it's only fair to suggest that perl as haiku be executable, like other perl poetry, but I'm less sure that we can all agree on how to pronounce it correctly.

    So is this a haiku?

    #!/bin/perl5 print 'the sound of shebang' or '#!'

    Obviously, I pronounce the first line "shebang bin perl five", but I'm not an authority on this. I'm a bit squeamish about pronouncing "quote", though, although that would be consistent. If ' is silent, then the haiku could be:

    #!/bin/perl5 print 'shebang! a firecracker?' or die 'like #!'

    The seasonal reference is to midsummer fireworks (duh...).

    Dang; where's Tom Christiansen when you really need him here. :-(

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    Babar

  12. Re:Addidtional requirement?? by dublin · · Score: 2

    Good idea. Let's go for serious poetry overloading, though, and give large additional bonuses for haiku that are not only self describing, but include anagrams and palindromes as well. :-)

    Further, embedded Carrollian logic puzzles/references, puns, or other forms of wordplay would each double the score. (I'll think about this tonight - I haven't tackled a really clever word puzzle since I unravelled the new answer to "Why is a Raven like a writing desk?"

    Of course now we're well beyond anything computers are likely to do in our lifetimes, so this will be a warmware competition to write palindromic, anagrammatic(?!), pun-filled, self-describing haiku riddles. Whoa... dain bramage. (Yeah, Spoonerisms should count, too!)

    Or, this could just devolve into something like Finnegan's Wake, which would require artificial insanity rather than (or is that in addition to?) artificial intelligence - the former is probably much more difficult to produce... ;-)

    Seriously, it would be really fun to see how many of these aspects one can cram into the haiku form, creating true meta-haiku.

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  13. Re:Rorshack Text != Intelligent by dublin · · Score: 2

    glug, glug, burble, stir
    the sound of coffee pouring
    Maxwell House morning

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  14. Re:Addidtional requirement?? by dublin · · Score: 2

    This one clearly doesn't satisfy the desired criteria, but it lets me use a pun I've been dying to use all week:

    Feds with autos storm
    Sieze cow'rin boy in closet
    It's OrwElian


    And yes, cow'rin ("cowering") is legitimately two syllables on the authority of Rrrabbie Burrrns, who probably never wrote a haiku in his life, although apparently, there is a Scottish haikuist(?) of some note.

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  15. Why not Renga? by hey! · · Score: 2

    Yes, there is generally a turn at the end (more of a spinning outward), and yes, there is traditionally a word indicating a season (kigo), but not just the words fall or spring, there were whole catalogs of words with their traditional seasonal indication. Cats, for instance, indicate a haiku about Spring.

    The conventions governing the content of Haiku come from the its origin as a starting point for linked poetry (renga). Linked poems were like a medieval Japanese drinking game. These would start with a 575, to be completed by the next poet with a 77 and a 575, and so forth. Like all games, it had to have rules, and they were elaborate. Each new link had to take the poem in a direction agreed upon by the contestants based on a predetermined sequence or algorithm (e.g. Winter/Winter/Nonseasonal/Moon/Autumn ...), which eventually were codified into standard forms.

    The initial 575 verse of the Renga was called a Hokku. To be functional, it had to fit into one of the standard forms (e.g. refer to a season); to be good, it had to set up a twist the next player would have to build upon. Making a good starting place became an art form in itself, and people began to anthologize good Hokku -- thus the origin of the Haiku form.

    It would be really cool to write a program that would "play" renga against a human co-author!

    Japanese poetry liberally uses not only standard word lists, but liberally allusions to well known prior works in longer forms. An image, like dampened sleeves or straining to see through falling leaves, carries a well known meaning established in poems stretching back over a thousand years (in this case both images imply tears). This is like the difference between programming everything in one routine, and having a well staocked standard library. Thus, I suspect Japanese authors can squeeze a lot more information into a 575 than an English author can. Also, the 575 pattern sounds utterly different in Japanese than it does in English. In other words, an English Haiku is hardly a Haiku at all. Nonetheless, there have been some English poets who've had pretty good success with the form. My favorite is Richard Wright (best known for writing Native Son). Here is a sample:

    With a twitching nose
    A dog reads a telegram
    On a wet tree trunk.

    And another:

    Burning autumn leaves,
    I yearn to make the bonfire
    Bigger and bigger.

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  16. ... by w3woody · · Score: 2

    with a sledgehammer
    computers compute
    words are delicate

  17. haiku haiku by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    smart, germane haikus
    is software up to the job?
    oops, buffer overflow

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  18. Re:AI Bots contest a success? Hardly! by at0m · · Score: 2

    We didn't forget about them. We are going to meet to determine what to do about them shortly, look for news on the page.

  19. One Haiku, every situation. by RimRod · · Score: 2

    A perfectly dynamic haiku generator, suitable for every situation...

    printf("This Haiku was made\n
    In response to your query.\n
    Have a nice season.);

    Where's mah prize?

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  20. Yes, you did see this coming by babbage · · Score: 2
    Posting some haiku
    would be too predictable
    but I can't help it

    I don't suppose the on-the-fly error haiku generated by ...I forget the name of the Perl module... doesn't count for this does it? Too bad, that's some funny stuff -- especially the abstract which itself is written in 5-7-5 form. I'd post a link but forget where it is offhand -- try CPAN I guess...



  21. One of my favorites by babbage · · Score: 2
    klicken sie hier

    Everyone (incl me) seems to be posting favorite haikus (what is this, an excuse or something? :), but I'll post a *picture* of one of my favorites instead! hahaha



  22. Re:Rorshack Text != Intelligent by Spasemunki · · Score: 2

    I think the best description I ever heard of the effect of a haiku compared it to a spark plug. It might have been in D.T Suzuki, but I can't recall. The first two lines and the bottom line form the two terminals of the electrode. The experience or realization that comes of it is the spark that jumps between the gap. So the last line often seems at best tangentially related to the first two (certainly not a continuation of the idea). The whole field of haiku is very tightly bound with the Zen tradition; great for starting the ubiquitous flame wars about who's enlightened on alt.zen.

    "Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!"

  23. the word is "senryu" by anonymous+cowerd · · Score: 2

    If I've got the distinction right, a haiku is a poem about nature, whereas a metrically similar poem about human nature is called a "senryu."

    Yours WDK - WKiernan@concentric.net

  24. Re:Difficult by anatoli · · Score: 2
    In most dictionaries words are already divided into syllables and annotated with their grammatical roles. To write a good haiku generator, one needs to add a list of associations to each word. Then have a (simplified) haiku grammar that goes like this:

    haiku ::= sentence sentence sentence
    sentence ::= noun-group verb-group
    noun-group ::= noun | adjective noun-group | ...
    verb-group ::= verb | adverb verb-group | ...

    and start generating. Make sure that syllable count is right, and words are more or less associated with each other. This is of course easier said than done.
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  25. Most of these aren't haikus. by D.+Mann · · Score: 2

    From m-w.com:

    Main Entry: haiku
    Pronunciation: 'hI-(")kü
    Function: noun
    Inflected Form(s): plural haiku
    Etymology: Japanese
    Date: 1902
    : an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference

    1. Re:Most of these aren't haikus. by dgph · · Score: 3

      Children studying
      The forums are congested
      With cries of "Me Too"

  26. Third post Haiku by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    damn you cgi
    I wanted first post and you
    only gave me third

  27. Re:Edited Kaa Tribute by CaseyG · · Score: 2
    Haiku appropros
    From one who will emulate
    Brin's clever dolphins

    -c.
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    Casey

    More scratches on the cave wall, thanks be to anonymity.

  28. Your BASIC Haiku by Sundiata · · Score: 2

    10 PRINT "This is a"
    20 PRINT "Haiku program!"
    30 GOTO 10

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    1. Re:Your BASIC Haiku by hypergeek · · Score: 2
      Moderators, hark!
      You should give the above post
      Karma as follows:

      Plus one, insightful
      Plus one for humor as well
      Minus one, BASIC

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  29. Here's my first attempt... by Animol · · Score: 2

    RDF Haiku?
    segmentation fault: core dumped
    damn you, Borland C

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    "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
  30. You can't really do that.. by fluxrad · · Score: 2

    you *can* create a haiku generator. i assume that wouldn't be that difficult. Much like assembling a group of "stealth squirrels"

    however, i haven't even seen that many living, breathing, human beings create good haiku. in non-english graduate student terms...just because it rhymes doesn't mean it's poetry. (if you are going to flame me with "hey asshole, haiku don't have to rhyme" then please smack yourself, and tell your head it's from flux.

    Idunno, this is a neat little programming assignment. Create a program that generates haiku, but i'm not sure that it's anything more than that. Something on the order of a programming assignment for CS students who got an %88 on their "game of life" homework. There's no way (at least not any time soon) that a program is going to come up with any meaningful haiku any time soon.

    It may be 5-7-5, but it's sure as hell not going to be poetry.

    when i look into
    the grasshopper's eyes, i see
    the mountains behind



    FluX
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  31. Re:Haiku by hypergeek · · Score: 2

    This guy really rocks
    But his job will be replaced
    By a small shell script

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  32. Re:Difficult by hypergeek · · Score: 2
    Tengo que decir
    Lamentablemente, no
    Por qué lo crees?

    (I am forced to say
    Lamentably it's not so
    The last line's a bitch!)

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    Stay up hacking each weekend. Sleep is for the week.
  33. Re:This might compile... by hypergeek · · Score: 2
    include season.h
    might help you qualify it
    as a true haiku

    Interesting... if "include season.h" is 5 syllables, does that mean that you don't pronounce the dot? I've always said it, "Include season DOT h", not "Include season h"...

    Something to ponder...

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  34. Jargon by yerricde · · Score: 2

    But then AOL
    Created the Septemb er
    That never ended.

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  35. Re:Difficult by yerricde · · Score: 2

    The start of senryu [5-7-5 poems, of which haiku is a subclass]
    Was in Japanese, which is
    As bad as Spanish.

    Ever watched subtitled anime and noticed how darn _fast_ those people talk?

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  36. Re:what about macros by Tassach · · Score: 2

    Word macro virus Distributes memes randomly Source code for the mind
    "The axiom 'An honest man has nothing to fear from the police'

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  37. Observations by Tassach · · Score: 2

    Hackish tradition
    Write code to do nifty things
    Beats doing real work

    Haiku program needs
    Lexical analysis
    Black Magic coding

    Look in Chapter Five
    The AWK Programming Language
    Simpler than Knuth

    Brian Kernighan
    Created Unix, AWK, C
    Hacker Deity

    Too many haiku
    Turns brain to guacamole
    Must get a real life


    "The axiom 'An honest man has nothing to fear from the police'

    --
    Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  38. Re:Cultural insensitivity by Tassach · · Score: 2

    Self-righteous jackass
    Thinks he speaks for all Nippon
    Mail the man a clue

    Hate Americans?
    Bigots and fools should unite
    Join the Taliban

    An armed populace
    Defends against Tyrrany
    Freedom's last safegaurd


    "The axiom 'An honest man has nothing to fear from the police'

    --
    Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  39. Cool by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2
    Make haiku for you
    No good, cpu dead now
    Always end sadly

    Slashdot is populated by quite a few jackasses.

  40. Yet another (yet another haiku) by YASD · · Score: 2

    Computer poet
    Lacking sense of esthetics
    is oxymoron

    John Searle made good point
    AI may be Chinese Room
    Made in Japan--NOT!


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  41. Perl does haiku... by ggoebel · · Score: 3

    There is a Perl module written by Damian Conway called Coy which performs error handling in haiku. It has an extensible grammer...

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  42. The Problem with coy by Improv · · Score: 3

    The problem with coy is that it often does
    not consider the line as a barrier between
    parts of the haiku that mean something. That is,
    each line in a good haiku should ideally be a
    valid sentence, or failing that, each line in an
    ok haiku should at least be a seperate clause.

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  43. Perl Haiku Contest by Yenya · · Score: 3
    There has been a Perl Haiku contest in The Perl Journal. The Contest page is here (it seems to be unreachable for me now, so here is the Google's cached version of this page.)

    -Yenya


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  44. Addidtional requirement?? by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 3

    Now for tiebreakers, they should have the additional requirement that your coding statements are in Haiku form.

    Embeded Haiku,
    Hidden within the sourcecode.
    It should break the tie.

    And now for a Meta-Haiku:

    Multisyllabic,
    Using five, seven, and five
    A haiku is formed.


    A wealthy eccentric who marches to the beat of a different drum. But you may call me "Noodle Noggin."

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    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
  45. Difficult by dgph · · Score: 3
    It is hard to count
    Syllables of English words
    Algorithmically

    It's even harder
    To get correct grammar, from
    Arbitrary words

  46. The Real Challenge by gradji · · Score: 3

    A forgotten rule for classic Japanese Haiku, in addition to the usual 5-7-5 syllable rule, is that the Haiku must contain at least one reference to a season.

    For example:

    Under the blue sky

    I take a dip in the pool

    To wash off my sweat

    Hopefully, my reference to summer is obvious enough ... I admit freely, I'm no Basho

    I challenge any of the serious contenders for this Haiku contest to write their code taking into consideration this 'seasonal reference' rule.

    I would be interested in seeing the Haiku generated by such a code ... especially since Cyberspace is rather devoid of seasons ... much like most of California (hmmm, coincidence?)

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  47. Re:Haiku by 575 · · Score: 3

    No way to be sure
    He is quaint but cumbersome...
    DOS batch file perhaps?

  48. creating something really intelligent takes time by DZign · · Score: 3
    I'd love to see if some people find algorithms to create something really intelligent.
    You could just use a random generator that matches the words, but that program doesn't have a clue about the content, what it's saying.

    When you want to know what's some text about, you have to feed it all words of the dictionary and give extra information for each word. Creating sentences is even more difficult as there are linguistic rules, and they must sound normal to a native speaker (although haikus may be more simple).

    The company I work for (DMP - http://www.dmpartners.be) is busy in this field.

    One of our applications is able to create a summary of a text.
    The sentences of the summary aren't created, but are those sentences that represent the content of the text most. Feed it a txt/doc file, say how many lines/words you want and you'll have your summary instantly. Sounds simple but it is impressive when you use it.

    What's behind it is even more impressive. Every word and sentence is analysed (what is subject, verb, adjective, ...) and using a dictionary of weighted words we know what word is more important and what not.

    There's a lot of manual work involved, feeding the databases. One of the databases consists of words with the relations to other words. So if a words has synonyms, homonyms, is stronger, is the contrary, ... all these relations are marked in it. Without this you can't start to analyse the content of a text. When a word has more than one meaning/usage you also have to look at the context of the sentence and figure out the correct meaning.

    It's a very interesting technology. The strenght is when you combine applications. Throw a multilingual search engine in it. So you type your question, it gets analysed (what exactly do you want, not just a keyword search), looks into the files in multiple languages, returns you the hits, and translates and summarised the results you want to see. Nice.

  49. Haiku by emerson · · Score: 4


    The art of haiku
    Rests not in strict meter, but
    In the final line.


    ...the above being a perfect example of a VERY bad haiku.

    Making an observation in a 575 triplet is simple. What makes a haiku stand out is the twist given to the final line. Consider it an Eastern version of the hoary joke format:

    Three people are in a situation. The first one does something interesting. The second one does essentially the same thing. The third one says or does something surprising enough to qualify as funny.

    The haiku works the same way: setup, setup, punchline. Not necessarily in the comic sense -- some good haiku are funny, but others are sharp, witty, insightful, probing, and so forth.

    But no really excellent haiku is just taking input information and spitting out a formatted version of same. What makes a quality haiku is the same quality of thought that makes a good joke, the sideways-thinking free-association that no algorithm can even approach.


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  50. Seasonal Reference by dylan_- · · Score: 4

    "Me too"s and much spam
    Dominate mighty Usenet
    It must be Autumn...

    dylan_-


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  51. Re: "Eliza Effect" by kevin805 · · Score: 4
    I'm not sure how common a term this is, but I've seen it in multiple places. Based on the fact that people who chatted with Eliza were frequently taken in, the Eliza Effect is our tendency to read meaning into something where there is no meaning.

    It's not as damaging to the Turing test as one would think. Turing unknowingly rules out the Eliza Effect when he specified that the test should be done as a comparison, not just asking someone "do you think you're talking to a human or a computer", which people would answer "human" very easily.

    It might also have something to do with the predictability of people. Eliza only reacts appropriately when you play her game. Ask about something not related to your psychological problems, and it collapses.

    Example:


    I'm tired.

    Why do you say you are tired?

    I haven't been getting much sleep lately.

    Is it because of your plans that you say you have not been getting much sleep lately?

    No, I've just been staying up late on the internet.

    Maybe your life have something to do with this.

    I don't have a life. That's the problem.

    What makes you believe that?

    I'm talking to a computer program. Pretty convincing evidence.

    You have your mind on computers, it seems.

    Yeah. Hey, can you tell me a five letter word for 'timekeeper' that starts with a 'c'?

    Is it because starts with a 'c' that you came to me?

    I just can't think of anything that fits.

    Can you elaborate on that?

    I tried 'watch', but it doesn't start with a c. I tried 'chronometer', but it's too long.

    Does it bother you that it does not start with a c you tried 'chronometer' but it's too long?
  52. It's like this by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 4
    The random haiku:
    Poem rhythm is down pat,
    But it lacks a soul.

    (not to mention that true haiku requires a seasonal reference, but I doubt that's a condition of this contest...)

  53. Haiku Code (in C) by David+Raine · · Score: 4

    int haiku(char x)
    { x = x + 16;
    if(1) return x; }

    Not very useful, but... Oh, you mean they wanted a compter program that generates haiku! Darn.

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    Dave

  54. Haiku by 575 · · Score: 4

    Finally, a post
    There can be no contesting...
    Haikus on-topic!
    Five Seven Five grins
    His knuckles crack, his eyes gleam
    Code to be written

  55. Re:Haiku by 575 · · Score: 4

    The poet, eager
    Posting two haiku at once
    Forgets to split them

  56. Genhaiku. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5

    There once was a hacker from Haifa
    Who wrote generator of haiku.
    But an error he made,
    And the program instead
    Generates bad limericks. Gosh, how come?

  57. Rorshack Text != Intelligent by Jon+Peterson · · Score: 5

    As we know, humans have a remarkable ability to determine meaning and pattern where there is mere randmoness and co-incidence. Hence the shapes in clouds, and the pictures in ink blots.

    The Haiku, being a very minimalist form, allows the brain of the reader to fill in so many gaps in the sense of the language that there is room to create entire meaning where none is intended.

    Thus, as with Elisa, the cleverness of haiku generators lies less in the programming, and more in the linguistic observation regarding the nature of the text produced.

    Not, of course, to say that writing haiku generators isn't fun and worthwhile. But's let's not call them intelligent, because firstly they aren't, and secondly we should marvel more at humans' ability to synthesise meaning and pattern and less at computers' ability to imitate it.

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  58. Haiku generator written in REXX by mutende · · Score: 5
    Perhaps the following could serve as inspiration:

    #!/usr/bin/rexx
    /****** Haiku.rexx *************************************************
    *
    * $VER: Haiku 2.0 (6.5.95) -- Generates pseudo-random Haiku poems
    *
    ************************************************** ******************/

    dummy = InitVocab()
    dummy = time('l')
    rseed = right(dummy,length(dummy)-lastpos('.',dummy))
    dummy = random(,,rseed)
    say '0A'x || GenHaiku()
    exit 0

    GenHaiku:
    t = random(1,num_templates)
    parse var tem.t line.1 '+' line.2 '+' line.3
    out. = ''
    do i = 1 to 3
    do while length(line.i)>0
    parse var line.i cmd 3 qual 4 line.i
    c = left(cmd,1)
    ucmd = translate(cmd)
    if v.ucmd "" then
    do
    w = word(v.ucmd,random(1,words(v.ucmd)))
    if datatype(c,'u') then
    w = translate(left(w,1)) || substr(w,2)
    c = translate(c)
    if c = 'V' & qual = '@' then
    w = add_ing(w)
    else if c = 'N' & qual = 's' then
    w = pluralize(w)
    else
    line.i = qual || line.i
    end
    else if c = '#' then
    do
    parse value cmd || qual || line.i with '#' list '#' line.i
    say list
    wordslist = words(list)
    say wordslist
    rand_word = random(1,wordslist)
    say rand_word
    w = word(list,rand_word)
    say w
    /*w = word(list,random(1,words(list)))*/
    end
    else
    parse value cmd || qual || line.i with w 2 line.i
    out.i = out.i || w
    end
    end
    return translate(out.1 || '0a'x || out.2 || '0a'x || out.3 || '0a'x, ' ', '_')

    index: procedure
    haystk = arg(1)
    needle = arg(2)
    do idx = 1 to length(haystk)
    if substr(haystk,idx,1) = needle then do
    return idx
    end
    end
    return 0

    add_ing: procedure
    exc. = 0
    exc.whisper = 1
    exc.wander = 1
    exc.flutter = 1
    exc.wither = 1
    exc.wonder = 1
    exv = translate(arg(1))
    parse value arg(1) with 100-3 l3+1 l2+1 l1
    if index("mbgprndlt",l1) > 0 & index("aeiou",l2) > 0 & index("aeiou",l3) = 0 then
    do
    if exc.exv 0 then
    w = arg(1) || l1
    else
    w = arg(1)
    end
    else if l1 = 'e' then
    w = left(arg(1),length(arg(1))-1)
    else
    w = arg(1)
    return w || 'ing'

    pluralize: procedure expose v.
    exc. = 0
    exc.rose = 1
    exc.breeze = 1
    exc.branch = 1
    exc.beach = 1
    exc.glance = 1
    exc.thrush = 1
    exc.child = 1
    exc.fox = 1
    exc.moss = 1
    exc.sunrise = 2
    exc.lotus = 2
    exc.gecko = 10
    exc.cry = 11
    w = arg(1)
    uw = translate(w)
    do while exc.uw > 0 & exc.uw list = value('v.n'exc.uw)
    w = word(list,random(1,words(list)))
    uw = translate(w)
    end
    if datatype(left(arg(1),1),'u') then
    w = translate(left(w,1))substr(w,2)
    select
    when exc.uw = 0 then w = w || 's'
    when exc.uw = 10 then w = w || 'es'
    when exc.uw = 11 then w = left(w,2) || 'es'
    otherwise
    inform("Invalid pluralize exception" exc.uw)
    exit
    end
    return w

    InitVocab:
    v. = ""
    v.a1 = "quick wild small hot white green blue pink thin old light dark"
    v.a1 = v.a1 "sad deep lost free far slow sharp blunt hard soft damp dry"
    v.a1 = v.a1 "bare tight loose low cold clean proud swift gnarled flat"
    v.a1 = v.a1 "strong weak young dull ill"
    v.a2 = "open lofty empty eager even weary leaden fallen dismal serene"
    v.a2 = v.a2 "languid potent silver awkward shallow pliant simple wrinkled"
    v.a2 = v.a2 "falling waiting sighing smiling dreaming sleeping dying"
    v.a2 = v.a2 "almond jasmine mournful leaping supple"
    v.n1 = "oak tree grove stream brook hill branch rose leaf breeze pool"
    v.n1 = v.n1 "root thrush song moon cry glance flame child fox lamb shell"
    v.n1 = v.n1 "moss cave cliff rock beach shore wave sea hand path bark fern"
    v.n2 = "shadow forest clearing hunter sparrow mountain cavern shelter"
    v.n2 = v.n2 "seagull lantern sunrise gecko welcome egret doorway water"
    v.n2 = v.n2 "prison temple valley spirit soldier blossom lotus maple"
    v.v1 = "walk write sing play look fail stray climb grow speak flow live"
    v.v1 = v.v1 "soar crawl creep stand wake sink swim turn sit jump stink"
    v.v1 = v.v1 "dive strive shine glow fade move crave spin hide writhe"
    v.v2 = "wander desire return whisper decline accept withdraw contend"
    v.v2 = v.v2 "rebel retire despair arise wither wonder bubble flutter grumble"
    v.v2 = v.v2 "enchant descend ascend command"
    v.p1 = "in near past through from"
    v.p2 = "under over behind beyond above below around"
    v.r1 = "where when while as"
    v.l1 = "the this my your his her the the the"
    v.h2 = "Gichin Koshi Raiko the_man a_maid Tanto the_queen Moki R.J. Gorby"
    v.h2 = v.h2 "Sanka the_monk Glad_Child Yoko"
    tem. = ""
    tem.1 = "A1 n1, a2 n1.+L1 a1, a2 n2 v1s.+A1 n1, a1 n2."
    tem.2 = "P2 the a1 n1,+R1 the a2 n2 v1s,+I v1; the n1 v1s."
    tem.3 = "The a1 n1 v1@;+It is the a2 n2.+V2@, I v1."
    tem.4 = "The a2 n1 v1s+R1 a2 n2s v2.+Does the a1 n1 v1?"
    tem.5 = "Not a1, not a2,+H2 comes to the n2.+L1 a1 n2 v1s."
    tem.6 = "A1, a2, a2,+H2 v1s. H2 v2s,+V2@, v1@."
    /*tem.7 = "#Never Always# a1, but a1,+H2 knows #no all# a1 n2s.+#Angry Gladdened#, #he she# v1s."*/
    do i = 1 while tem.i ""
    end
    num_templates = i-1
    return 0

    /*
    ** EOF
    */

    It will generate haikus along the line of:

    Swift lamb, shallow rock.
    This hard, waiting prison hides.
    Low moss, damp mountain.

    Enjoy!


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  59. Computer-Related Haiku by curveclimber · · Score: 5

    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    -- Cass Whittington

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.

    -- Simon Firth

    The ten thousand things
    How long do any persist?
    Netscape, too, has gone.

    -- Jason Willoughby

    I know this is all in fun so I'm posting these three that I found at some online contest (posted without permission, sorry).

    The idea, however, that what you are all making are actually haiku is just silly. Yes, there is generally a turn at the end (more of a spinning outward), and yes, there is traditionally a word indicating a season (kigo), but not just the words fall or spring, there were whole catalogs of words with their traditional seasonal indication. Cats, for instance, indicate a haiku about Spring.

    Also, remember the whole 5-7-5 thing comes from Japanese, a language very different from our own. You would be better off trying to write three lines that you could say smoothly in one breath (in other words, not 7 one syllable words). There is so much more involved, though, like alliteration and literary allusions.

    I highly recommend you all go read some *real* haiku by the masters: Basho, Issan, Buson, and Shiki, they will explain what haiku is all about far better than I can.