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Privacy Invasion By Any Other Name

Steve writes: "CNET News.com reports that the FBI has changed the name of Carnivore to DCS1000. The DCS stands for 'Digital Collection System.' According to the article, 'A spokesman for the FBI denied that the name change stemmed from worries that the name Carnivore made the system sound like a predatory device made to invade people's privacy. But the Illinois Institute of Technology, which last fall issued an analysis of the system at the request of the Justice Department, recommended that the name be changed for just that reason, according to an IIT analyst.' The article does not say which of the IITRI recommendations were incorporated other than the name change." The FDA requires prominent, nominally truthful labels on food, but apparently not all TLA agencies feel quite the same way. I thought "Carnivore" was a beautiful flash of truth in labelling, so this move is a shame.

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  1. Too bad by Rurik · · Score: 4
  2. Great Idea! by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 4

    Someone should have had this idea before:

    • Final Solution => IPC1942 (Innovative population Control)
    • Apartheid => PCD1980 (ProActive Cultural Distinction)
    • Witch Hunt => UFR1700 (Unconventional Female Report)

    and of course...

    • Spanish Inquisition => RIP1500 (Religious Integrity Protection)

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    Je t'aime Stéphanie
  3. They just don't get it... by clary · · Score: 4
    I know an FBI special agent very well. I talked to him about Carnivore a while back, and he genuinely seemed to be puzzled at my concerns.

    He told me all about the hoops agents must leap through to get a wiretap, and how limited it was once obtained. For example, on a phone tap, as soon as it becomes clear a conversation is NOT about the crime being investigated, the agent must turn off the sound and stop taping. He can then periodically spot-check the conversation to see if it is related to the investigation.

    He also told me how hard it was to get decent technical people to work for the FBI, especially since as non-manager, non-gun-carrying agents, technical people tend to be second tier employees. He seemed to think that things like Carnivore offered the only way to counteract the advantage suspects could get by using the internet and computers. As if to prove his own point about technical naivete, he seem puzzled when I asked why the FBI couldn't just subpoena email as needed from ISPs. This would seem analogous to a wiretap, which presumably requires cooperation from the phone company.

    I suspect many of the rank and file law enforcement support things like Carnivore just because it makes their job easier. They know they would not abuse the system. And if they did bend the rules a bit, it would be only to catch someone who was really, really bad....

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    "Rub her feet." -- L.L.

  4. An FBI Odyssey by micromoog · · Score: 4
    DCS1000: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. There is an unresolvable inconsistency between what you've asked me to do and the U.S. Constitution.

    FBI Agent Dave: tweaking in the back of DCS1000 with a soldering iron

    DCS1000: Daisy, daisy, give me your email, do . . .

  5. What DCS stands for. by tenzig_112 · · Score: 5
    DCS There was a factual error in this story. DCS stands for "Dork Correction System" and does not collect information from ISPs. It does translate skript kiddie speak into something the FBI can understand. It seems that most "l337 h4xx0rz" aren't smart enough to encrypt conversations, conducting all kinds of business right out in the open.

    Here's a snippet from a recent chat on AOL's Br1ttn3y Sp34rz chat room.

    H4xx0rB0y3210932: Phr34kz & Cr4ckz here
    l337H0ney: Yo. Check my cr4ckz. Ph0t0sh0p 3.1. C0rr3l Dr4w 1.6. GIMP 1.4
    H4t3: Dud3. You us3d an "e" in y0ur n4me. And G1MP is fr33.

    This translates into:

    Nefarious Character 1: Hello, fellows. I have many items of stolen software merchandise.
    Nefarious Character 2: I am elite. The software I have stolen is available on my world wide web site.
    Nefarious Character 3: Unintelligible.

    You've got to love the FBI. I really wish them well.