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Human Clock (Complete with Hands!)

soulsteal writes: "Some people with too much time on their hands have decided to make a clock of, for, and by the people! Humanclock allows for anyone anywhere to set their time zone and view over 1100 pictures of people posing with one of the 1440 minutes available each day. On the geek side, their server is a Radio Shack 2.4mhz TRS-80 Model 100 portable running a port of Aache and PHP." Something seems extremely suspicious about that server ...

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  1. That's what the internet is all about! by byoung · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This harkens back to yesteryear. The FishCam, the internet enabled coffee maker, etc.

    Reminds me of the good old days, when people had way too much time on their hands and creativity was rampant.

    A nice break from the current spam infested and x10.com peddling (oops, I mean, "business friendly") Internet.

  2. Source Code Joker by BandWagon · · Score: 5, Funny
    Has anyone besides me looked at the source code for the page to find the image names..? Quote:
    Welcome to the source code for this page. Not much here.
    The picture filenames all took a one-way trip to MD5 city to mask their true identity (if that is what you were looking for).

    Since you are here though, we might as well tell you a joke since you took the time to look at the source code and you shouldn't have to close this window empty-handed.

    q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
    a: Buy a deck of cards.

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  3. It's a JOKE! Yeesh... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh dear lord, some people have *no* sense of humour. This isn't a hoax. Hoaxes are, generally speaking, at least marginally believable. There is usually an attempt on the part of the hoaxers to actually convince others that what they are claiming is true. This, OTOH, is *obviously* a JOKE. I mean, come on... 4 gigs on a tape? The webserver powered on 4 "AA" batteries (double coupon day)? Heck, even tim knew it was a joke: "Something seems extremely suspicious about that server..."! OTOH, at least I can now see just how thick some Slashdotters are...

  4. Re:Nice by Fjord · · Score: 5, Funny
    Stupid people talking on their mobile phones about things like "honey I left the office and I will be home in half an hour"

    Spoken like an unmarried man.

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  5. Re:If it's really true.... by Alan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's dead jim!

    Yegods, the poor thing never had a chance...

  6. They are leasing the rights to 4:20!!! by pgpckt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't believe this. For those of you who can't access the page because the poor TRS-80 couldn't handle it, these guys are leasing the rights to 4:20 am/pm! For the current bid price of $66, you can have your picture come up when it turns 4:20. See the auction at ebay

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  7. I think my human clock is broken... by plexxer · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I get is a picture of a guy holding up a sign that says 12:00, then he takes it away, then he holds it back up again, then he takes it away again, then he...

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  8. Martianclock.com coming REAL SOON by mfarah · · Score: 5, Funny
    Mr. Xxxx, the famous martian, tells me to relay this bit of information:

    We are inspired by this human clock thing, and will implement a clone ourselves.

    Look for martianclock.com, featuring pictures for all 24 hours and 37 minutes using photographs of live martians.

    Unlike humanclock.com, and due to the long distances involved, we'll be using a cluster of Commodore 64 and Atari 800XL machines to handle the web server(s).

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  9. What about a slashbox? by Alternity · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's it... I want a humanclock slashbox :o)

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  10. From the horses mouth by huskerdoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, it looks like it only took three weeks from putting the site up until it got Slashdotted. I've been building the site and taking pictures for the last two months. I haven't had time to write a FAQ for the site yet. But the reason the picture filenames are MD5 hashes is so you can't easily see other times. A lot of people want to just be able to clickity click their way through the entire set of pictures as if it were a p0rn site...and I didn't want that. If you want to see a certain time, you have to wait.

    There are some interesting photos on the site. Jimi Hendrix's grave is at 8:15pm, Richard Buckner is at 8:14pm, and there is an entire hours worth of pictures from 1am - 2am that were taken at a Goth party in Pittsburgh. (thanks D33!)

    Now I gotta go downtown and reboot the server... (on -> off -> on)

  11. Re:Apache ported to Tandy BASIC? by __aaahtg7394 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Smart had nothing to do with it--there were just an infinite number of them with teletypes. duh.

  12. Re:If it's really true.... by austad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hrm, I think the tape player ate the PHP tape. The site seems to be down.

    Time to pull it out and wind it with a pencil.

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  13. I call bullshit by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 5, Informative
    4 gigs of data on a cassette tape? Adapting a Walkman for I/O when 99% of walkman don't have a record head? And oh, oh, this is the best part:

    9999 ' subroutine for reading from packet driver
    10000 FD$ = -1
    10010 READ FD$
    10020 PEEK FD$
    10030 POKE FD$
    10040 POOP FD$
    10050 PUKE FD * 7
    10060 IF FD$ = "YUMMYPACKET" THEN 10080

    Hoax. Right up there with the potato server.
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  14. Oh come on, use Netcraft - its FreeBSD not a TSR-8 by lordpixel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Slashdot comment wrapping may break this URL:

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?mode_u=off& mo de_w=on&site=www.humanclock.com&submit=Examine

    Besides, the webserver page claims all the data for the images is stored on a TDK cassette tape. They say "we estimate we can get 4gb on the tape before we have to turn it over".

    Its a joke guys. A funny one, but a joke ;)

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  15. That Poor Poor Box by jgaynor · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the site:

    On Tuesday the server went down for about 12 hours because the AA batteries in it died and I had to go out and buy new ones.

    And you think this thing can stand up to the usual slashdot-gangbang? Novel idea but you'd better invest in some real hardware if you're gonna put up Geeky cool content like this!