Dynamix Closed Down?
ioctl writes: "According to Planet Tribes, Dynamix is being shut down by its parent Sierra (or more appropriately, Vivendi Corp.). Story here and here. Looks like my buddy just wasted $50 on Tribes 2... =P"
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Washington D.C., 8-10-01
.to kill people.
I salute you all for your spirited endeavourations in the field of the entertainment industry . When I visited the beutiful country of Eugene during my recent European tour, I was enthused by the reaction I received from the vibrant and dynamic population there. I'm sure that I've shaken the hands of more than a few Dynamix employees during my visit. I'm sure your excellent developments in the fields of military transport will not soon be always remembered.
In an impromptu statement, president George W. Bush has responded to the news of the closure of respected development house Dynamix with regret. A full transcript follows:
It has come to my attention that the the government of Sierra has decided to redundementalize the employees and workers of the fine people at Dynamix. I have been advised that I am highly regretful of this development and would like to ensure the recently unemployed future ex-employees that this great, free nation of ours still welcomes you all as citizens. America is a place for people of all races and creeds. Except for freeloaders, of cousre. And people who write those awful, violent video games that cause the youth of our great nation to violence. . to violate. .
I want the fire back.