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Nanotech: "Smart Fabrics"

Posted by michael on from the they-know-what-you-did-last-summer dept.

Reidar Gunn writes: "This article is about nano technology... I read it over to make sure I was really reading what I read! Red to Blue cloths, sizes going from bigger to smaller... Wonder if they'll make wireless clothes with a subscription service, Yah never know! Logo changing shirts eh!"

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  1. subscription service by paranoic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just what I'd want, a Microsoft shirt that reads "Hacked by Chinese"

  2. I can see it now... by krugdm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Know someone you want to see killed? Hire someone to hack into his new turtleneck and set the size to "Petite" and strangle him to death.

  3. Re:Towelly! by cloudmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't see anything about the fabrics "getting high and just wandering off" in the article...

  4. Great... by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now I'll have to listen to my towels saying:
    Oh man, I'm so high I don't even know what's going on.

    Hint: It's not funny if you didn't see last week's South Park - and it's probably not funny even if you did.

  5. That's nothing! by prototype · · Score: 4, Funny
    I already have clothes that change sizes, fade and come pre-wrinkled. It's called being a bachelor. Why would I want some Borg technology injected into my laundry heap to do this? There's already something crawling inside of it, I just don't know what yet.

    liB

  6. GPS in the collar? by gnovos · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least now the arrow underneath my "I'm with Stupid" shirt will always be pointing in the right direction...

    --
    "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"