Nanotech: "Smart Fabrics"
Reidar Gunn writes: "This article is about nano technology... I read it over to make sure I was really reading what I read! Red to Blue cloths, sizes going from bigger to smaller... Wonder if they'll make wireless clothes with a subscription service, Yah never know! Logo changing shirts eh!"
Just what I'd want, a Microsoft shirt that reads "Hacked by Chinese"
Know someone you want to see killed? Hire someone to hack into his new turtleneck and set the size to "Petite" and strangle him to death.
Feh. The degree to which we can coopt a technology for ourselves is the degree to which we remove control from the hands of our masters.
There's not much we can do to get our hands on our masters' looms, but once the replication is done by nanomites, we've gotten our hands on the machine - the control has moved outward as it did when mainframes gave way to PCs where Linux and the likes were born - the control has moved outward as it did when huge bandwidth went from just a few sites to everyone who could afford cable and DSL and peer to peer file sharing became/is becoming the norm - and when we can capture and successfully reprogram the little knitting machines that comprise a sweater, we'll find a new wealth there as well.
Don't fear the nanobots. Fear the legislation that will attempt to stop you from using them yourself.
Do we really want to bring those days back?
A man is nothing without a job, unless man has a reason for existence, be it tilling the soil or repetitively inserting screws on an assembly line, he is nothing, for work maketh a man.
Nanotechnology changes all this - the technology does the work. With this new technology, it looks as though the textiles industry will be the first to suffer once again. Clothes will manufacture themselves, and the honest worker in the clothing industry will become as the ancient hand weavers, non-existent.
This is the stuff revolutions are made off gentlemen. By supporting nanotechnology you are supporting revolution, both technological and, much more dangerously, social.
I for one support nanotechnology for I believe it brings the day of revolt closer, the day when we can throw of thw chains of government, corporation and society comes ever closer with ever little gear wheel an MIT professor makes.
Nanotechnology will change the world, and bring the vision of Trotsky that little bit closer.
KTB:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Programmer.
There is no
Too bad Douglas Adams is gone, he would have incorporated THHGTTG into the towel...
Red to Blue cloths, sizes going from bigger to smaller.
:)
How about an IR-remote that changes baggy t-shirts into semi-sheer micro-bikinis ?
-Billco, Fnarg.com
I wonder how long it will take before we will all be wearing one AlwaysClean(tm) Wrinkle-B-Gone(tm) T-shirt for your entire life, having it change color, shape, texture, even brand-name as fads come and go... It's going to be great!
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
hoping your rules and wisdom choke you, since 1976
The view from the top doesn't spread effectively enough from the center, creating a bell curve not unlike the immense quality-of-life gap between First and Third world nations.
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Wow - and I just started reading The Diamond Age this week.
Just what I needed, banner ads on my underwear. Will there be any way to block porn sites? Maybe disable cookies?
--GrouchoMarx
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If I could only find that paper, I'd be able to further argue my point.
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Now, imagine the price difference if, instead of just one logo, the shirt could display one of ten at any given moment. That sounds like justification for the clothing makers to charge ten times the price to me.
Of course, these clothes could be CHEAPER instead of more expensive (free advertising and all), but the average consumer is just so gullible...
a jacket with built in cell phone and mp3 player. where do I put the batteries? what if I want to wear a different jacket?
"Yeah...I know it's 12 degrees out, but I'm expecting a phonecall, that's why I'm just wearing a windbreaker."
Son of a bitch! Where is that @#$*! towel!?
There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.
...until someone inadvertently uses it on Aunt Martha instead of the cute, petite college girl walking next to her. Just think of the damage to society you could cause with one of those things.
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The Hype: Nanotech clothes are coming!!!
The Reality: Some innovations are being explored in the textile industry. Some of these are very good ideas (sports socks that absorb bacterial odors). Some of these are very bad ideas (a jacket with built in cell phone and mp3 player. where do I put the batteries? what if I want to wear a different jacket?)
The one thing that intrigues me about the article is not that big companies like DuPont are exploring new "smart" textiles, it is that the popular media has absorbed the idea that molecular nanotechnology is coming and is going to be a Big Thing. The idea of smart clothing is no surprise to anyone who read Drexler's ENGINES OF CREATION back in the late 80's, or for that matter anyone who reads a fair amount of SF, or has the least bit of technical knowledge and imagination. I find it simply fascinating and funny that popular culture is "discovering" these ideas many decades after they were first proposed.
What is even funnier is that the jounalists and speculators are making the same innane impractical speculations they have always made. Baby pajamas with a built in cell phone? Get a life. Remember these are the successors of those visionaries in the 50's and 60's who said we all would be driving nuclear cars, flying personal helicopters, and using too-cheap-to-meter electricity by now. Yeah, right.
There were many good ideas mentioned in the article. I hope that Nano-Tex, et. al. are able to bring out some of these products: Bio-monitoring clothing, color/pattern changing cloth, variable permiability cloth, etc.
Just do us all a favor. Leave the cell phones out of it.
IV
"These laws they're passing won't even compile anymore, let alone execute." - anon
I don't see anything about the fabrics "getting high and just wandering off" in the article...
Having content delivered to your shirt gives new meaning to shrink-wrap licensing.
Seriously though.. This is a step towards the future we all abhor: One where everything is licensed. Sure, it starts out simple, then the shirt gets an IPv6 address, and starts calling home, and before you know it, you're only allowed to wash a shirt 10 times before you have to choose between it calling home or being called home.
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Our clothes would come in one respectable size and respectable color and it stayed that way. Nowadays all you kids and your fancy schmancy rayon or neon colors think that your clothes need to glow and look fancy. Now you even want your shirts to change sizes as you grow up.
When I was a kid, I wore all of my older sisters shirts once she outgrew them and I liked it. When I outgrew these shirts I kept wearing them until my younger brother grew into them. This would often take about 2 years and the shirt would develop respectable worn marks and tears. My kid brother would eventually wear these clothes after they were thread bare and see-through and he liked it.
-vax computer, vi, lynx. 'nuf said
Oh man, I'm so high I don't even know what's going on.
Hint: It's not funny if you didn't see last week's South Park - and it's probably not funny even if you did.
liB
Blue Face Of Death?
At least now the arrow underneath my "I'm with Stupid" shirt will always be pointing in the right direction...
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"