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Eliza for Spam
Saint Aardvark the Carpeted writes "Check this out for sheer genius...This guy has posted to Perl Monks a script that uses the Perl Eliza module to respond to spam. Check it and contribute your suggestions for improved vocabulary." The downside of course is that spammers never set their reply correctly (which I think is forgery, and should be treated as such) so this is probably more academic then useful, but its definitely funny.
First (logged in) Post. AC dont count.
Where the fuck do you get your karma!??
I've seen your posts. Most of them are trolls and flamebait. You post first, read later.
This makes me wonder how you managed to rack up enough karma points to get a +1 bonus, because according to the moderation done to your comment, you were posting at +2.
karma whore .... lets see, Karma for an AC - NONE! My karma: 49. Some moderator thought my post was redundant and caused me to lose the perfect 50 I had goin.
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And how does it make you feel that eliza responds to spam?
Where the fuck do you get your karma!??
Simple. Look at his user page and you'll see a bell curve of inane drivel modded as such, unmodded posts, and highly modded (mostly) on-topic posts. If even I can get a bonus, it's not that hard (this post doesn't have it for the reason you can disable it: this post isn't worth +2). Posting early helps, even if it is a half-cocked opinion. Getting stories posted helps too. Each one is +5. Of course, the only thing karma is good for is making my co-workers jealous.
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