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Linux Turns 10
An AC sent in: "The IBM PC may be 20 years old, but they're not the only ones with a birthday coming up. Check out www.linux10.org for an invitation to a birthday party on August 25 for the Linux kernel. The big bash is in Sunnyvale, just down the peninsula from the San Francisco LinuxWorld Expo, but there are also links to local parties around the globe (or if there are none near you, plan your own and add it to the list)."
on slashdot long is good, even if it's total shit.
All good karma whores know this.
Short and to the point is instant mod down.
You have to write long bloated stupid shit with little or no point that beats around the bush for 2 pages and its an instant mod up.
Can it be, yet another first post?
it's alan
I turned off 'Yes, I wish to Moderate' or whatever it's called; Serious posters who are logged in are all a bunch of fucking useless gits anyways.
Methinks someone has his password. Poor sucker won't know what hit him when he gets back.
you know this shit is like shit. and I like tyo use the word shit because my brain is shit, so I think I'll go get shit done so I can get shitfaced and bitch about shit because shit is the only word in my tiny one celled brain.
There you pussy, at least troll like a man and not use shit more times than an eminem concert.
Thanks, I needed a good laugh, someone mod this up as Funny please.
You are quite a jolly fellow.
Wish I had a bunch of moderator points, I'd mod y'all up.
:)
Thanks for the laugh!
Fuck off, newbie. You aren't funny.
you flamebaiter
Anyone know Bill's address?
you should be raped and killed
How do you make and eight year old girl cry twice?
Pull out your bloody dick and wipe it on her teddy bear.
Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. One mug of root beer, two scoops of dead baby.
And if I want to install Solaris on a laptop I'm sol. At least with linux I've got a fighting chance to use something more than the floppy drive.
Isn't your life lame enough as it is? Try going outside for a change.
Neither is Linus
jesus h. christ, he said "shit" twice in six sentences! quit trying to sidetrack and divert the real issue at hand. LINUX IS GARBAGE.
MSDOS + 10year == 1991
A woman goes to her gynecologist and, after the usual peremptories, climbs up on the examination table and puts her feet in the stirrups. The doctor rolls his chair around for a look, and says, "My god, what an enormous vagina! My god, what an enormous vagina!"
The somewhat offended patient says, "You don't have to say it twice!"
Doctor: "I didn't.... "
Q: How do you get a horny dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick.
Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Slap a nipple on it.
rofl! That's a good one.
Why didn't you look at the linux10.org site? There's a link for the DC area here. I used a Google cache link, to spare the poor server from any further slashdotting. :-)
I'm guessing that you can't even afford a Windows 2000 license. So it isn't surprising that you're so uneducated.
I hope not.
MSDOS actually has some useful programs, unlike Linux.
Ugh, I can't believe I''m becoming one of THOSE Slashdotters.
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"Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]
Second post, too? Amazing!
In the USA, you'd be called a Fuckin Faggot.
damn its actually 7
Windows 2k far surpasses Linux in both speed and reliability.
You Are Full Of Shit, clueless fuckwit!
Or maybe Windows ist just better? No, in zealot world, that just cannot be.
Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The alien repeated the greeting. There was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How
dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, *or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, you don't want to make him mad!"
But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy... any guy who can wrap his dick around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, is someone you shouldn't fuck with!"
Three third graders (an Italian, an African American and a Redneck) were talking during recess and decided to see who's penis was larger. The Italian went first. "Wow, that's pretty big," said the other two. The African-American went next. "Wow, that's pretty big too," the Italian exclaimed. Finally, the Redneck dropped his pants. The other two guys stared in amazement. His penis was much longer and thicker than than the others.
Later that evening, the the Redneck's mother asked him how school went.
"It was great. Me and some boys had a contest to see who's penis was longer and I won," he exclaimed.
"Well, you should have, honey. You're 23."
A bunch of midget eskimos go to visit the Pope. One of them steps out of the group to address His Emminence. He asks the Pope, "Are there any nuns in Alaska?" The Pope responds, "Why sure there are, we are a global faith." The group snickers in the background, but the midget talking to the Pope continues. "Are there any midget nuns?" The Pope responds, "Why I'm sure there has to be a few." The group snickers some more. The lead midget then asks, "So do you think there are any midget nuns in Alaska?" The Pope, confused, responds "Well, probably not, that'd be rare." The group in the back goes hysterical, and the lead midget turns around and shouts, "Would you please stop?!? I DID NOT SCREW A PENGUIN!!!"
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Three midgets are sitting around. Their lives are a waist. Then, one of them says, "Damn my small hands. They may be the smallest ever." The second one says, "My feet are very small." The third one says, "My penis is extremely small." Then the first one says, "Hey, let's go to Guiness and see if these are world records." So they all go. The first goes in and comes back out, triumphant. "I have the world's smallest hands." The second one is next and walks out, triumphant as well. "I have the world's smallest feet." The third one walks in and comes back out, but he looks sad. The first one asks, "How'd it go?" The third one replies, "I don't have the smallest penis in the world...Who the hell is CmdrTaco???"
www.cray.com www.sun.com www.ibm.com i rest my fucking case, eat shit and die, you fucking linux twits.
This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!"
The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old."
Obviously because *you* aren't a moderator.
If you'd care to correct the poster rather than telling the people that *are* moderators what to do, feel free.
Otherwise, don't worry about moderation unless it's your turn.
A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and shouts, "open the safe!"
"But this is not a real bank!" the woman replies "it's a "sperm" bank."
"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.
The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.
"Now take one of the bottles and drink it.", he says.
"But sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies.
"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"
The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot.
"Now take another bottle and drink it."
"But sir, I just drank one!"
"Drink another one or I'll shoot you!"
The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.
When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.
"Now you see, Honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult, is it?"
No shit; I see that heaping pile of turd id up to +3 - Interesting. Amazing.
What's the worst thing about eating out a bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
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What's the best part of fucking a five year old in the shower?
With her hair slicked back she looks three.
and amazingly, most linux *users* also act like they're 10 years old.
nope
3rd post
...for open source to be legal. I sincerely hope that it's outlawed soon and that all open source software creators are imprisoned for life with no chance of parole. This behavior is destroying the economy.
you should be dragged into the street and shot
A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "What's that?"
The mom answers, "A vagina."
And the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?"
And the mom answers, "As soon as you grow up."
Then the little girl goes up to her dad and asks, "What's that?"
And the dad answers, "A penis."
So the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?"
And the the dad answers, "As soon as your mom goes to work."
Your dick looks so big in those little hands.
Q: What does a 600-pound gerbil do for kicks.
A: Shoves faggots up his ass.
Please name some "comparable" OS's.
Why don't you use your +2 bonus for something useful, like posting the goatsex ASCII, or Google cache links to porn sites.
When you say linux, you are always infering the origional version .x which was minix compiled. Or maybe we are infering the date that linus put his message on the news group that started the revolution. Its crazy to think about what true development, or linux is. To me Debian/gnu linux was the birth of linux. Apt-get started my software revolution, :-)
"If a man watches 3 football games in a row he should be declared leagaly dead" - A
It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife is at the hospital in labor having their first child.
He rushes to the hospital, and goes to his wife's side. She has already had the child. He goes to the nursery to see the baby.
He spots the name on a crib and motions to the nurse. She points at the crib and Joe says, "Yes, he's my son."
The nurse picks up the baby and drops it on the floor.
Joe is aghast. The nurse says, "Don't worry." She picks up the baby and slaps it hard across the face several times. Joe turns white in horror as she throws the baby across the nursery. Joe is about to faint as she holds the baby by it's testicles and swings it around her head.
Joe screams, "Stop you're kiling my baby!!!!"
The nurse responds, "April Fools... It was born dead..."
Why did this get voted up? It's long, not good.
Last post.
anywho, 10 years! yay, and I'm busy on a 26.4 modem downloading Slack 8.0... so much for the broadband revolution...
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Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
there's a guy starting to realize that eternal
fate has turned its back on him. It's 2 a.m.
It's two a.m.
The fear has gone
I'm sitting her waitin'
The gun's still warm
Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances
Yeah there's a storm on the loose
Sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence
All circuits are dead
Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy
Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved
Under moon and star
Where am I to go
Now that I've gone too far
(repeat)
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
I'm falling down a spiral
Destination unknown
Double crossed messenger, all alone
Can't get no connection
Can't get through where are you
Well the night weighs heavy
On his guilty mind
This far from the borderline
When the hitman comes
He knows damn well
He has been cheated
And he says
so what drugs does Microsoft put in those certs of authenticity then? must be pretty good stuff...
Q: Why does it take a woman longer to reach orgasm than a man?
A: Who cares!
Q: Why do husbands often die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
Q. "Why does God give women yeast infections?"
A. "So they too will know what its like to live with an irritating cunt."
Q: What should a battered woman do right after she gets out of the battered women's shelter?
A: THE DISHES IF SHE KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER!
Q: What do call the useless flesh around the vagina?
A: A woman.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume
of shitty drivers, shitty support, shitty interfaces, shitty software, and shitty put-downs if you even think of desecrating the sacred LEENUCKS god.
your god is a false idol. face it.
You are here because of Microsoft. Now say thank you.
And it will be older than most of its users.
AH! TWO GAY GUYS DOIN A 69! DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!!!!!! some quick text here to avoid lameness filters..... ac turned on to avoid embarrasment.
This guy is fooling around with some girl he brought home from a bar and he goes down her pants and starts fingering her. She goes wild.
"Put two fingers in me," she says. So he does.
"Put three fingers in me," she moans. So he does and the girl is getting hotter by the second.
Her pants come off and she says, "Put your hand in me." He's a little freaked, but the guy puts his whole hand inside of her. She moans some more.
"Put your other hand in me," she says. Fuck it, the guy thinks, and he does it and he now has both hands inside her.
"Now clap," she says.
And the guys says,"I can't."
"Tight huh?"
/me takes *x10.com out of block file.