Renobulus writes: "The BBC has this story about a giant asteroid orbiting near Pluto. This article also talks about Pluto's role as a planet in our solar system. This asteroid could help prove scientists belief that Pluto is only a minor planet."
Dumbshit. Michael Sims posts as jellicle. Come back when you have half a clue and then we'll talk. Until then, go back to sticking a 43 inch dildo in your ass.
Slashdot breaks new uptime record.
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Slashdot has set a new record for uptime. Having been up and running for a full TWO HOURS now, it's anybody's guess how long this will last.
While a two hour uptime might not seem like much, except to Windows NT adminstrators, this is a new record for the Slashdot site since the disasterous software upgrade last week. Since then Slashdot has suffered countless crashes and the Slashdot community was becoming disgruntled(as if they weren't from the beginning).
The excitement for the two hour uptime is slightly tempered by the fact that the search functions on the site STILL don't work. This however is simply a minor annoyance in light of Slashdot's new uptime milestone. CmdrTaco must be proud.
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Your "lameness filter" comes back to haunt you!
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Re:Your "lameness filter" comes back to haunt you!
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LOL
But, I find it disturbing that you are *SO* good at that. You must have been playing around with it for quite some time.
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No matter how long, it was worth the effort.
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"Playing around with it" indeed...
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Re:Your "lameness filter" comes back to haunt you!
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Say, does it hurt?
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too wide...
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You can only use letters, numbers, and hyphens, and it can only be up to 20 characters long.
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It's still too wide, and you forgot to use the tag.
goatse.cx
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just curious to see if the goatcec.x link still worke over here.
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it's "goatse.cx" you penis munching butt pirate.
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love that.
CmdrTaco, fag, dead at 92
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I just heard some sad news on slashdot - CmdrTaco's penis was found dead in Hemos's ass this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't suck his dick, you've probably enjoyed it up your ass. Truly an American faggot.
Jupiter
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Jupiter is a High Elf, not a Brown Dwarf.
Duh!
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I thought size didn't matter.
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it does if you're talking about penises
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my penis bird is better
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because its wider and longer
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That's pretty funny. The cybersquatters got all the typo'd domains for goatse.cx. Just goes to show how popular the site is.
Bah, dumbass
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nuff said
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no, the moderators are too busy fucking each other up the ass to do any moderation.
You are incorrect.
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When the human species has completed their evolution into mechanical beings sometime around 2020 and have subsequently spent millenia orbiting the sun until its death, and we then need to seek out a new solar system, I will remind you of your comment as we pass Pluto during the mass exodus.
Wow...
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I didn't know my silly little ASCII drawing would draw so much attention! Just some tips for you all:
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Re:Testes 2
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HAHAHAHA!
very nice./. is becoming an ASCII artshow more and more every day.
Mini-Penis Bird rules you all!
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His small size makes him faster and more manoeuvrable than your larger, fancier, and slower penis birds. Mini-Penis bird also has years of experience in crapflooding, and can be entered by hand from memory by any self-respected flooder without any silly cut-and-paste. Mini-Penis bird will never be subject to the lameness filter; he is too small and fast for Michael to censor it!
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Sorry, he just doesn't measure up.;)
Open Source
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You can't do that with closed source software.
Those filthy niggers
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How dare you call yourself a troll. You're just an annoying fuckwit who should be posting as an AC.
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Dumbshit. Michael Sims posts as jellicle. Come back when you have half a clue and then we'll talk. Until then, go back to sticking a 43 inch dildo in your ass.
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While a two hour uptime might not seem like much, except to Windows NT adminstrators, this is a new record for the Slashdot site since the disasterous software upgrade last week. Since then Slashdot has suffered countless crashes and the Slashdot community was becoming disgruntled(as if they weren't from the beginning).
The excitement for the two hour uptime is slightly tempered by the fact that the search functions on the site STILL don't work. This however is simply a minor annoyance in light of Slashdot's new uptime milestone. CmdrTaco must be proud.
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just curious to see if the goatcec.x link still worke over here.
love that.
I just heard some sad news on slashdot - CmdrTaco's penis was found dead in Hemos's ass this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't suck his dick, you've probably enjoyed it up your ass. Truly an American faggot.
Jupiter is a High Elf, not a Brown Dwarf.
Duh!
I thought size didn't matter.
because its wider and longer
That's pretty funny. The cybersquatters got all the typo'd domains for goatse.cx. Just goes to show how popular the site is.
nuff said
no, the moderators are too busy fucking each other up the ass to do any moderation.
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Click-on this typical NIGGER.