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The Failure of Tech Journalism

Belzebutt writes: "This is a great article that talks about something we already knew, but haven't paid that much attention to: most tech journalists are a bunch of corporate whores. It even mentions Slashdot, although not very favorably." Eh, we'll get over it. It's a good rant, something to consider as news sites fold left and right.

14 of 426 comments (clear)

  1. Not favorable? by sllort · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    To read Slashdot, only the lack of intellectual fervor is standing between you and the nirvana of Linux. The fact that you need a million work arounds and training sessions to get it to function on the desktop is always downplayed. Mention this and you're a "luser who uses Windoze". Which is a mature, intelligent way to settle an argument among adults. Raise an objection: get flamed.

    Did this guy cut & paste this from trolltalk? Wrong headline: tech journalists are a bunch of ripoff artists. That's our material!

    Seriously though, I think he meant to say:

    "raise an objection: get moderated as Flamebait"

    1. Re:Not favorable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Very well said. Kudos.

    2. Re:Not favorable? by goatse.cx+guy · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Damn it!!

      They fixed Slashcode so that it puts the stupid next to the link in the signature.

      today sad GOAT.

      --

      I'll be your brown eyed girl.

  2. almost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    a fp.

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  3. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Just two good ole boys,


    Never meaning no harm.


    Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law


    Since the day they was born.

    1. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Thanks. I never did catch that third line.

  4. whores ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yes. what's new ?

  5. This is NOT Lame, ok? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    The Old Northwest, A Chronicle Of The Ohio Valley And Beyond

    By Frederic Austin Ogg

    New Haven: Yale University Press
    Toronto: Glasgow, Brook & Co.91
    London: Humphrey Milford
    Oxford University Press

    1919

    CONTENTS

    I. PONTIAC'S CONSPIRACY
    II. "A LAIR OF WILD BEASTS"
    III. THE REVOLUTION BEGINS
    IV. THE CONQUEST COMPLETED
    V. WAYNE, THE SCOURGE OF THE INDIANS
    VI. THE GREAT MIGRATION
    VII. PIONEER DAYS AND WAYS
    VIII. TECUMSEH
    IX. THE WAR OF 1812 AND THE NEW WEST
    X. SECTIONAL CROSS CURRENTS
    XI. THE UPPER MISSISSIPPI VALLEY
    BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE

    The Old Northwest

    Chapter I. Pontiac's Conspiracy

    The fall of Montreal, on September 8, 1760, while the plains
    about the city were still dotted with the white tents of the
    victorious English and colonial troops, was indeed an event of
    the deepest consequence to America and to the world. By the
    articles of capitulation which were signed by the Marquis de
    Vaudreuil, Governor of New France, Canada and all its
    dependencies westward to the Mississippi passed to the British
    Crown. Virtually ended was the long struggle for the dominion of
    the New World. Open now for English occupation and settlement was
    that vast country lying south of the Great Lakes between the Ohio
    and the Mississippi--which we know as the Old Northwest--today
    the seat of five great commonwealths of the United States.

    With an ingenuity born of necessity, the French pathfinders and
    colonizers of the Old Northwest had chosen for their settlements
    sites which would serve at once the purposes of the priest, the
    trader, and the soldier; and with scarcely an exception these
    sites are as important today as when they were first selected.
    Four regions, chiefly, were still occupied by the French at the
    time of the capitulation of Montreal. The most important, as well
    as the most distant, of these regions was on the east bank of the
    Mississippi, opposite and below the present city of St. Louis,
    where a cluster of missions, forts, and trading-posts held the
    center of the tenuous line extending from Canada to Louisiana. A
    second was the Illinois country, centering about the citadel of
    St. Louis which La Salle had erected in 1682 on the summit of
    "Starved Rock," near the modern town of Ottawa in Illinois. A
    third was the valley of the Wabash, where in the early years of
    the eighteenth century Vincennes had become the seat of a colony
    commanding both the Wabash and the lower Ohio. And the fourth was
    the western end of Lake Erie, where Detroit, founded by the
    doughty Cadillac in 1701, had assumed such strength that for
    fifty years it had discouraged the ambitions of the English to
    make the Northwest theirs.

    Sir Jeffrey Amherst, to whom Vaudreuil surrendered in 1760,
    forthwith dispatched to the western country a military force to
    take possession of the posts still remaining in the hands of the
    French. The mission was entrusted to a stalwart New Hampshire
    Scotch-Irishman, Major Robert Rogers, who as leader of a band of
    intrepid "rangers" had made himself the hero of the northern
    frontier. Two hundred men were chosen for the undertaking, and on
    the 13th of September the party, in fifteen whaleboats, started
    up the St. Lawrence for Detroit.

    At the mouth of the Cuyahoga River, near the site of the present
    city of Cleveland, the travelers were halted by a band of Indian
    chiefs and warriors who, in the name of their great ruler
    Pontiac, demanded to know the object of their journeying. Parleys
    followed, in which Pontiac himself took part, and it was
    explained that the French had surrendered Canada to the English
    and that the English merely proposed to assume control of the
    western posts, with a view to friendly relations between the red
    men and the white men. The rivers, it was promised, would flow
    with rum, and presents from the great King would be forthcoming
    in endless profusion. The explanation seemed to satisfy the
    savages, and, after smoking the calumet with due ceremony, the
    chieftain and his followers withdrew.

    Late in November, Rogers and his men in their whaleboats appeared
    before the little palisaded town of Detroit. They found the
    French commander, Beletre, in surly humor and seeking to stir up
    the neighboring Wyandots and Potawatomi against them. But the
    attempt failed, and there was nothing for Beletre to do but
    yield. The French soldiery marched out of the fort, laid down
    their arms, and were sent off as prisoners down the river. The
    fleur-de-lis, which for more than half a century had floated over
    the village, was hauled down, and, to the accompaniment of
    cheers, the British ensign was run up. The red men looked on with
    amazement at this display of English authority and marveled how
    the conquerors forbore to slay their vanquished enemies on the
    spot.

    Detroit in 1760 was a picturesque, lively, and rapidly growing
    frontier town. The central portions of the settlement, lying
    within the bounds of the present city, contained ninety or a
    hundred small houses, chiefly of wood and roofed with bark or
    thatch. A well-built range of barracks afforded quarters for the
    soldiery, and there were two public buildings--a council house
    and a little church. The whole was surrounded by a square
    palisade twenty-five feet high, with a wooden bastion at each
    corner and a blockhouse over each gateway. A broad passageway,
    the chemin du ronde, lay next to the palisade, and on little
    narrow streets at the center the houses were grouped closely
    together.

    Above and below the fort the banks of the river were lined on
    both sides, for a distance of eight or nine miles, with little
    rectangular farms, so laid out as to give each a water-landing.
    On each farm was a cottage, with a garden and orchard, surrounded
    by a fence of rounded pickets; and the countryside rang with the
    shouts and laughter of a prosperous and happy peasantry. Within
    the limits of the settlement were villages of Ottawas,
    Potawatomi, and Wyandots, with whose inhabitants the French lived
    on free and easy terms. "The joyous sparkling of the bright blue
    water," writes Parkman; "the green luxuriance of the woods; the
    white dwellings, looking out from the foliage; and in the
    distance the Indian wigwams curling their smoke against the
    sky--all were mingled in one broad scene of wild and rural
    beauty."

    At the coming of the English the French residents were given an
    opportunity to withdraw. Few, however, did so, and from the
    gossipy correspondence of the pleasure-loving Colonel Campbell,
    who for some months was left in command of the fort, it appears
    that the life of the place lost none of its gayety by the change
    of masters. Sunday card parties at the quarters of the commandant
    were festive affairs; and at a ball held in celebration of the
    King's birthday the ladies presented an appearance so splendid as
    to call forth from the impressionable officer the most
    extravagant praises. A visit in the summer of 1761 from Sir
    William Johnson, general supervisor of Indian affairs on the
    frontier, became the greatest social event in the history of the
    settlement, if not of the entire West. Colonel Campbell gave a
    ball at which the guests danced nine hours. Sir William
    reciprocated with one at which they danced eleven hours. A round
    of dinners and calls gave opportunity for much display of
    frontier magnificence, as well as for the consumption of
    astonishing quantities of wines and cordials. Hundreds of Indians
    were interested spectators, and the gifts with which they were
    generously showered were received with evidences of deep
    satisfaction.

    No amount of fiddling and dancing, however, could quite drown
    apprehension concerning the safety of the post and the security
    of the English hold upon the great region over which this fort
    and its distant neighbors stood sentinel. Thousands of square
    miles of territory were committed to the keeping of not more than
    six hundred soldiers. From the French there was little danger.
    But from the Indians anything might be expected. Apart from the
    Iroquois, the red men had been bound to the French by many ties
    of friendship and common interest, and in the late war they had
    scalped and slaughtered and burned unhesitatingly at the French
    command. Hardly, indeed, had the transfer of territorial
    sovereignty been made before murmurs of discontent began to be
    heard.

    Notwithstanding outward expressions of assent to the new order of
    things, a deep-rooted dislike on the part of the Indians for the
    English grew after 1760 with great rapidity. They sorely missed
    the gifts and supplies lavishly provided by the French, and they
    warmly resented the rapacity and arrogance of the British
    traders. The open contempt of the soldiery at the posts galled
    the Indians, and the confiscation of their lands drove them to
    desperation. In their hearts hope never died that the French
    would regain their lost dominion; and again and again rumors were
    set afloat that this was about to happen. The belief in such a
    reconquest was adroitly encouraged, too, by the surviving French
    settlers and traders. In 1761 the tension among the Indians was
    increased by the appearance of a "prophet" among the Delawares,
    calling on all his race to purge itself of foreign influences and
    to unite to drive the white man from the land.

    Protests against English encroachments were frequent and, though
    respectful, none the less emphatic. At a conference in
    Philadelphia in 1761, an Iroquois sachem declared, "We, your
    Brethren, of the several Nations, are penned up like Hoggs. There
    are Forts all around us, and therefore we are apprehensive that
    Death is coming upon us." "We are now left in Peace," ran a
    petition of some Christian Oneidas addressed to Sir William
    Johnson, "and have nothing to do but to plant our Corn, Hunt the
    wild Beasts, smoke our Pipes, and mind Religion. But as these
    Forts, which are built among us, disturb our Peace, and are a
    great hurt to Religion, because some of our Warriors are foolish,
    and some of our Brother Soldiers don't fear God, we therefore
    desire that these Forts may be pull'd down, and kick'd out of the
    way."

    The leadership of the great revolt that was impending fell
    naturally upon Pontiac, who, since the coming of the English, had
    established himself with his squaws and children on a wooded
    island in Lake St. Clair, barely out of view of the
    fortifications of Detroit. In all Indian annals no name is more
    illustrious than Pontiac's; no figure more forcefully displays
    the good and bad qualities of his race. Principal chief of the
    Ottawa tribe, he was also by 1763 the head of a powerful
    confederation of Ottawas, Ojibwas, and Potawatomi, and a leader
    known and respected among Algonquin peoples from the sources of
    the Ohio to the Mississippi. While capable of acts of
    magnanimity, he had an ambition of Napoleonic proportions, and to
    attain his ends he was prepared to use any means. More clearly
    than most of his forest contemporaries, he perceived that in the
    life of the Indian people a crisis had come. He saw that, unless
    the tide of English invasion was rolled back at once, all would
    be lost. The colonial farmers would push in after the soldiers;
    the forests would be cut away; the hunting-grounds would be
    destroyed; the native population would be driven away or
    enslaved. In the silence of his wigwam he thought out a plan of
    action, and by the closing weeks of 1762 he was ready. Never was
    plot more shrewdly devised and more artfully carried out.

    During the winter of 1762-63 his messengers passed stealthily
    from nation to nation throughout the whole western country,
    bearing the pictured wampum belts and the reddened tomahawks
    which symbolized war; and in April, 1763, the Lake tribes were
    summoned to a great council on the banks of the Ecorces, below
    Detroit, where Pontiac in person proclaimed the will of the
    Master of Life as revealed to the Delaware prophet, and then
    announced the details of his plan. Everywhere the appeal met with
    approval; and not only the scores of Algonquin peoples, but also
    the Seneca branch of the Iroquois confederacy and a number of
    tribes on the lower Mississippi, pledged themselves with all
    solemnity to fulfill their prophet's injunction "to drive the
    dogs which wear red clothing into the sea." While keen-eyed
    warriors sought to keep up appearances by lounging about the
    forts and begging in their customary manner for tobacco, whiskey,
    and gunpowder, every wigwam and forest hamlet from Niagara to the
    Mississippi was astir. Dusky maidens chanted the tribal
    war-songs, and in the blaze of a hundred camp-fires chiefs and
    warriors performed the savage pantomime of battle.

    A simultaneous attack, timed by a change of the moon, was to be
    made on the English forts and settlements throughout all the
    western country. Every tribe was to fall upon the settlement
    nearest at hand, and afterwards all were to combine--with French
    aid, it was confidently believed--in an assault on the seats of
    English power farther east. The honor of destroying the most
    important of the English strongholds, Detroit, was reserved for
    Pontiac himself.

    The date fixed for the rising was the 7th of May. Six days in
    advance Pontiac with forty of his warriors appeared at the fort,
    protested undying friendship for the Great Father across the
    water, and insisted on performing the calumet dance before the
    new commandant, Major Gladwyn. This aroused no suspicion. But
    four days later a French settler reported that his wife, when
    visiting the Ottawa village to buy venison, had observed the men
    busily filing off the ends of their gunbarrels; and the
    blacksmith at the post recalled the fact that the Indians had
    lately sought to borrow files and saws without being able to give
    a plausible explanation of the use they intended to make of the
    implements.

  6. Smoke a bowl for Jesus!! by SmokeABong · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    God out marijuana on this earth for all to use. Don't let some silly laws stop you from the blissful experience of smoking Gods marijuana!!!

    :)

  7. Re:*BSD, OS, also dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I've seen the same boring cut-n-paste "BSD is dying!" trolls for years now too, so don't dismiss what I have to say as another one of those. I researched many compartive points about all the various flavours of *BSD after my comptroller asked me to deploy an OpenBSD firewall.

    Granted 4.2BSD was a very fine OS, but that was in 1983. 4.4BSD, and its brother 4.4BSBD-Lite, were abymsmal performers at best during their heydey in 1993-4. Both Solaris and HP-UX had networking stacks that supported "long fat pipes," multicasting, and TCP header header prediction years before 4.4BSD did.

    I don't know why 4.4BSD-Lite became so popular. Perhaps because it was released as OpenSource in 1994? But even then there were much better TCP/IP stacks and VM schemes in use (Solaris, AIX) so availability of source code was an insignificant win at best. All OpenSource does is allow poor quality code to be re-circulated and reused again and again in new systems, while high quality and RFC compliant code is relagated to the pay environment.

    Regardless, the codebase of 4.4BSD-Lite became the stepping stone for all the *BSDs that are still around now. The main three *BSDs (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD) all use at least 85% of 4.4BSD-Lite's source code, with the rest being mostly new userland code, TCP/IP updates, and multiprocessor support.

    The commerical offering, BSDI, is even more appaling - a source code diff shows roughly 94% code reuse. Paying for an archaic and outdated OS...that would explain why BSDI has less than 2% of the server market.

    FreeBSD has very close ties with BSDI. I'm not one to preach doom by association, but I'm afraid FreeBSD has doomed itself by the move. If that isn't enough, FreeBSD's C2 security certification is horrible. Even NT can do better than it!
    FreeBSD has a reputation of being the "fastest" BSD on x86 hardware. Actual memory bandwidth performance is a fraction of all of Sun's offerings, and the multiprocessor support is a joke since it has a poorly implemented semaphore locking mechanism. I hear a total re-write is planned, and perhaps even a security audit too, so /maybe/ by 2004 FreeBSD will be a contender in the low-end server market.

    NetBSD, I'm afraid, is dead before it got off the ground. The goal of running on as many platforms at once is a noble and idealistic one, but in the real world its useless. At best NetBSD is a mediocre hobbyist OS that runs on outdated computers. A match made in hell it would seem, since ancient source code has been hacked to run on ancient computer. Its ports to systems such as the Dreamcast are total folly, offering no more real world use than GUI systems on headless servers. And I think the installed user base of less than 10,000 speaks for itself.

    I was hopeful OpenBSD would be better as its reputation for security is interesting. Sadly, its another strikeout. OpenBSD's filesystem is extremely slow, and hardware support is nearly nonexistant. There are also numerous political issues surrouding its development team that are eating away the last bit of hope. Perhaps the reason it is secure is because no one bothers to hack it since the "prize" is mostly worthless.
    *BSD users too are dooming thier own OS. As a group, they are a very vocal and rowdy bunch. No real help is given to new users and such an elitest attitude is suicide.

    I chose to not deploy an OpenBSD based upon these reasons. It is my humble opinion that either NT or Solaris be used for any significant work, and *BSDs be left to the hobbyists.

  8. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    see, it's comments like yours that beg for ascii art!

  9. Re:SLASHDOT=FAILURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Calm down, Bill.

  10. Re:SUCK MY COCK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    lameness filter off

  11. Re:Going to Slashdot for unbiased news... by unitron · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Elect Democrats, a few interns get screwed.

    Elect Republicans, everyone except the rich get screwed.

    I no longer vote for anybody, just against somebody else.

    --

    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.