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on from the upgrade-upgrade-jiggity-jig dept.
ethaz writes "Tivo has announced dual tuner support in version 2.5 of it's software for DirecTV-capable Tivos (DTivos). So much for Ultimate TV's advantage." Too bad it's only DIRECTV TiVos - with the larger hard drive, better output, my TiVo pales in comparasion.
FIRST POST!
Anywho, I like using my TV tuner to record shows
uh..
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who gives a fuck
VANILLA ICE
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Anonymous Coward
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Don't need no TIVO. I gots all tha ladiez.
Yeeeh, keeping it full on funky for all tha hoz.
2nd post
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Anonymous Coward
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2nd post
Re:2nd post
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Anonymous Coward
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no your not you stupid fuck
Re:2nd post
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Anonymous Coward
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at least he had better grammar than you
Kick Ass!
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Anonymous Coward
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Now I can record my HDTV channel while I watch 'Sperminator #2'
Re:fp
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Anonymous Coward
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I'm not dead yet.
This is really convenient
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SmokeABong
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This will be really handy to record my shows while I am away from my TV enjoying a fine marijuana cigarette, or maybe when I'm making some delicious brownies made from high grade weed.
TiVo and marijuana - what a great combination!
Err... Spelling fun time!
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Scoria
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Re:Err... Spelling fun time!
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IanA
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but you need to do a s/ perl replacement, otherwise you aren't elite!
One word: FUCK YOU
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I'm a troll, not a mathematician, so FUCK OFF
GOAT SEX!
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EXTREME!
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Extreme - Mutha (Don't Wanna Go To School Today)
Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
They keep calling asking me
If I'll come in
Is that a sin
If being lazy is the only reason
It's getting late
So, Mutha don't you hesitate
To pack my lunch
And I'll be on my way to school
Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
The teacher's always looking down
With her disappointed frown
Asking me to go sleep somewhere else
My levelheaded Mutha
Always said to one another
That the truth will always hurt
If you keep waiting
I said waiting
Adequacy: News for grown-ups?!
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Thanks, that site is fucking hilarious. Every story posted is an obvious troll, and yet you all act as if it's serious! Excellent execution of a great concept there.
*BSD is dying...
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Modify your own for dual signal
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Hell, it's VERY easy to add dual-dish capacity to an existing Tivo. Here's one guy that did it for about $50. Now that I know what it takes I wonder why it took Tivo so long to do it.
LOL, I've been pirating DirecTV for about 6 months
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Archfeld
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now, does this mean I can pirate TIVO service as well. I really LOVE those Canadian satelite hackers. For under 100$ I have all the DirecTV I can handle, and HU card in a reader/writer atached to a pc to do the decoding and protect my fragile card from a BURN signal. By my calculations it is traffic in the FREE airwaves and MINE for the taking:)
-- errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
Stephen King, author, dead at 54
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I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Turly an American icon.
Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54
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Louis Armstrong, trumpet player and Jazz pioneer, died yesterday morning in his Los Angeles home. He was 71. Armstrong's last performance was at James Madison University's Convocation Center on March 24, 2001, where he played to a standing room only 5,000. Armstrong was helped off the stage by his wife of 20 years, and he later told a reporter for the campus newspaper "I don't know how much longer I can do this. This may be one of my last shows." His final song was his biggest hit, Hello Dolly! He is survived by his wife, 3 children and 6 grandchildren.
Re:LOL, I've been pirating DirecTV for about 6 mon
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I've been banging your mom for about 6 months. For around $10 I get all the snatch I can hande, as long as I use a rubber to protect my fragile peener from her BURNING herpes. By my calculations, I've left about 3 gallons of cum dripping off her face.
Free Beer XP
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just tried to post to adequacy.org, seems they've fux0red something, 'cause I wasn't able to post anything via Konqueror. I'm going to look at the HTML source, but I have to wonder.
Ah, hell, just crapflood the snotty bastards.
penis bird
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The obligatory penis bird: <O
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Re:TV good, TiVo better?
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Here's what they'll look like after too much ass sex:
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g g
o / \ \ / \ o
a| | \ | | a
t| `. | | : t
s` | | \| | s
e \ | / / \\\ -- \\ : e
x \ \/ --~~ ~--| \ | x
* \ \-~ ~-\ | *
g \ \.--------.__\| | g
o \ \_// ((> \ | o
a \ . C ) _ ((> | / a
t/\ | C )/ \ (> |/ t
s //\| C) | (> / \ s
e | ( C__)\__/// / / \ e
x | \ | \\__// (/ | x
* | \ \) `---- --' | *
g | \ \ / / | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
t | / / | | \ |t
s | / / \/\/ | |s
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Re:fp
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but I am!
Cox digital cable...
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kiwipeso
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I have a Cox cable, and when I got the girlfriend service, she showed me how to "boot-up" the box.
She clearly detailed several bits of information on rubber adaptors?
AFAIK, there isn't any cum in the box, but the box is essentially a small cumputer with custom MAN compatible hardware. It is 53x based, though (don't care to try to crack the case - many times they put traps in the boxes to kill the service/box/both if you try to open them, from what I understand).
The crap thing is it will probably be wrapped in so many pre-nups, Dildo crap, etc - that it will suck as a real useful service..
Slashdot Mirror
FIRST POST! Anywho, I like using my TV tuner to record shows
who gives a fuck
Yeeeh, keeping it full on funky for all tha hoz.
2nd post
Now I can record my HDTV channel while I watch 'Sperminator #2'
I'm not dead yet.
This will be really handy to record my shows while I am away from my TV enjoying a fine marijuana cigarette, or maybe when I'm making some delicious brownies made from high grade weed.
TiVo and marijuana - what a great combination!
*comparison.
:eep:
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Do you like German cars?
I'm a troll, not a mathematician, so FUCK OFF
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g g
o / \ \ / \ o
a| | \ | | a
t| `. | | : t
s` | | \| | s
e \ | / / \\\ -- \\ : e
x \ \/ --~~ ~--| \ | x
* \ \-~ ~-\ | *
g \ \
o \ \_// ((> \ | o
a \ . C ) _ ((> | / a
t
s /
e | ( C__)\__/
x | \ | \\__// (/ | x
* | \ \) `---- --' | *
g | \ \ / / | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
t | / / | | \ |t
s | / / \/\/ | |s
e | / / | | | |e
x | | | | | |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
Extreme - Mutha (Don't Wanna Go To School Today)
Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
They keep calling asking me
If I'll come in
Is that a sin
If being lazy is the only reason
It's getting late
So, Mutha don't you hesitate
To pack my lunch
And I'll be on my way to school
Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
The teacher's always looking down
With her disappointed frown
Asking me to go sleep somewhere else
My levelheaded Mutha
Always said to one another
That the truth will always hurt
If you keep waiting
I said waiting
Thanks, that site is fucking hilarious. Every story posted is an obvious troll, and yet you all act as if it's serious! Excellent execution of a great concept there.
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Hell, it's VERY easy to add dual-dish capacity to an existing Tivo. Here's one guy that did it for about $50. Now that I know what it takes I wonder why it took Tivo so long to do it.
now, does this mean I can pirate TIVO service as well. I really LOVE those Canadian satelite hackers. For under 100$ I have all the DirecTV I can handle, and HU card in a reader/writer atached to a pc to do the decoding and protect my fragile card from a BURN signal. By my calculations it is traffic in the FREE airwaves and MINE for the taking :)
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Turly an American icon.
I've been banging your mom for about 6 months. For around $10 I get all the snatch I can hande, as long as I use a rubber to protect my fragile peener from her BURNING herpes. By my calculations, I've left about 3 gallons of cum dripping off her face.
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Windows XP is the next version of Microsoft Windows beyond Windows 2000 and
Windows Millennium. Windows XP brings the convergence of Windows operating
systems by integrating the strengths of Windows 2000--standards-based
security, manageability and reliability with the best features of Windows
98 and Windows Me--Plug and Play, easy-to-use user interface, and innovative
support services to create the best Windows yet.
This article provides a broad technical overview of what's new in WindowsXP.
It shows how new technologies and features make it easier to get work done,
share information, manage your desktop, stay productive while traveling with
a mobile computer, obtain help and support, and perform many other computing
tasks.
Windows XP is built on an enhanced Windows 2000 code base, with different
versions aimed at home users and business users: Windows XP Home Edition
and Windows XP Professional. Unless otherwise noted, this article addresses
technologies and features common to both versions of the operating system.
Please Note:
It is final code - all bits are final. There is no activation required and
no timebomb to worry about. Enjoy!!!
Auto run CD or run setup and use this key to install:
FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
Do you want to be a part of Devilsown?
We are looking for people to help in our ongoing experience, if you are a
courier or a siteop with a reliable fast connection, get in touch with us.
Group greetz : FLT/DVN/KAL/ECH/RZR/TCF/QUEEN/pHASE
Personal Greetz :
stump, DaGon & the ol skool discovery cru hawk,dragon,rcf, thepope, nerd, cal
(join #0-day-dump on irc.devilsown.net:6667)
Remember, SUPPORT THE COMPANIES THAT PRODUCE QUALITY SOFTWARE, if you
enjoyed this product, BUY IT! SOFTWARE AUTHORS DESERVE SUPPORT!!
Ah, hell, just crapflood the snotty bastards.
The obligatory penis bird:
<O
( \
X
8===D
Here's what they'll look like after too much ass sex:
.--------.__\| | g
/\ | C )/ \ (> |/ t
/\| C) | (> / \ s
// / / \ e
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g g
o / \ \ / \ o
a| | \ | | a
t| `. | | : t
s` | | \| | s
e \ | / / \\\ -- \\ : e
x \ \/ --~~ ~--| \ | x
* \ \-~ ~-\ | *
g \ \
o \ \_// ((> \ | o
a \ . C ) _ ((> | / a
t
s /
e | ( C__)\__/
x | \ | \\__// (/ | x
* | \ \) `---- --' | *
g | \ \ / / | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
t | / / | | \ |t
s | / / \/\/ | |s
e | / / | | | |e
x | | | | | |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
but I am!
I have a Cox cable, and when I got the girlfriend service, she showed me how to "boot-up" the box.
She clearly detailed several bits of information on rubber adaptors?
AFAIK, there isn't any cum in the box, but the box is essentially a small cumputer with custom MAN compatible hardware. It is 53x based, though (don't care to try to crack the case - many times they put traps in the boxes to kill the service/box/both if you try to open them, from what I understand).
The crap thing is it will probably be wrapped in so many pre-nups, Dildo crap, etc - that it will suck as a real useful service..
- Kaos games and encryption systems developer