Mice Headed for Mars?

MarsOrBust writes: "The Mars Society today announced their next project, called TransLife, will be to send an Apollo size spacecraft manned by mice into earth orbit rotating at Mars gravity. This will be the first time anyone has done research at Martian gravity. The purpose of the experiments is to prove that the transit to Mars, which would take about six months, should be done at Martian gravity. The project would cost about $10 million. In a related article SpaceRef talks about how millionaires are now starting to fund these type of private missions and speculates whether billionaires might fund further space projects." MSNBC has a story.

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Pinky And The Brain: Red Planet Madness

[Self Bias Resistor]

Yes, I can see it now:

"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over Mars!"

Or maybe I just need more sleep...

Re:Pinky And The Brain: Red Planet Madness

[Bonker]

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"

"I think so, Brain, but how on earth are we ever going to convince a parrot to perch on a man's penis?"

"You need to turn the thermostat of your brain back up, Pinky. I was *reffering* to the fact that Mars is composed almost entirely of iron oxide, hence its bright red color. Using this coil of cheesewire, three Slashdot first-posters in a giant hamster wheel, the army of fleas that infest your mangy coat, and my Bill Gates automaton, we will turn the planet Mars into a giant, computer-controlled electromagnet!"

"POIT! But will it run Linux, Brain?"

"Hushup, you. Once the magnet is ready, we'll use it to pull the Earth out of its orbit, changing the seasons and altering the climate... That is unless the governments of Earth succumb to my demands and elect me GLOBAL RULER!!!"

"Oooohhh... That's really neat, Brain! But how are we ever going to get to Mars?"

"I have an idea..."

Finally..

[OblongPlatypus]

..someone's realized who's the most intelligent species on the planet.

(Please don't tell me you didn't get *that* cultural reference...)

And the ship's computers will be running:

[Anonymous Coward]

Microsoft (R) Mouse Driver Version 8.20a
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp. 1983-1992. All rights reserved.

The answer

[1010011010]

The mice just want to get the answer off the planet before the Vogons destroy it.

How would they eat their Cheese?

[Brownstar]

Wouldn't all the mice starve to death when their teeth fall out?

(I would link to previous article but the search engine doesn't work and couldn't find it on Google :(