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MIT's Bathroom Server
An Anonymous Coward writes: "Some of the undergrads wired Random Hall's (an undergraduate dorm) bathroom system up to the net so that you can visit http://bathroom.mit.edu and see which stalls on which floors are vacant, and if they're in use, how long whoever's been in there. It's a pretty good idea-- you can scout your stall from your dorm room, and watch it to make sure nobody's taken a s$#% there recently."
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First Shit!
Welsh cock
BLAME ADEQUACY
Times have changed.
The trolls are getting worse.
They won't obey the admins,
They just want to spam and curse!
Should we blame the Geekizoid?
Or Slashdot 2.3?
Should we be blaming Kuro5hin's Rusty?
No! Blame Adequacy!
Blame Adequacy!
With their flaming little whines,
And trolling posts so full of lies!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
It's the trolls' brand new assult,
And it's Adequacy's fault!
Don't blame Slash,
For my friend Jim,
He went to Adequacy,
And now he acts like Michael Simms!
All my other friends,
Would never have acted like rats,
But now they're indistinguishable from Katz!
Well, blame Adequacy!
Blame Adequacy!
It seems the trolls have gotten long,
Since Adequacy came along!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
They're not even a cool website anyway.
My friends were once the very very best of karma whores,
But now they're ranting raving frothing trolling right-wing bores!
Should we blame the spammers,
Or those who moderate?
Or should we sit around and masturbate?
No way!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
Self-righteous trolling that we see,
And that bitch "nakedac",
Blame Adequacy,
Shame on Adequacy,
The nerds we must herd,
The crap we must tap,
The trolls at that place,
Must all be erased,
The fascists we see must all cease to be,
Before somebody thinks of blaming me!
(the author of this song owns a file with the following md5sum: 75fe6d69fcc353c35d5b355d107e7323. anyone who claims to be the author of this file but who can't provide the file that has this md5sum is lying.)
I wonder if slashdotting this server will make the toilets back up . . .
ALL STALLS IN USE, OPEN YOUR MOUTH
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Windows WetCunt (TM)
Oh ho ho. However did you think of such an hilarious post? Webcams in the bathroom? Ha! Ha! Holding it in? Ha! Ha! So witty!
Matrix is what we would classify as a 'Dumbfuck'
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as about 15... interested in shitter monitoring.
I've suspected Slashdot management and staff were very immature and trying to seem much more sophisticated than they really were, but I never expected to see such incontrovertable proof as this story. This is a new low for Slashdot - linking toilet sites. What's next, upskirt cams? Do grow up.
Even a slow news Saturday night doesn't deserve posting this. Not that it's offensive (though some might think so), but it's simply too banal. Who's manning the controls, someone's 9 year old kid? You might just as well rebrand Slashdot as "News for Adolescents. Stuff that Sucks." This sucks.
Here are some articles I've submitted:
* 2001-03-16 18:07:27 EFFer vs. SPAMCOP: "Spam war gags Gilmore" (articles,news) (rejected)
* 2001-05-17 01:24:28 Why Linux|OpenBSD will never be as secure as OpenBSD|Linux (articles,linux) (rejected)
* 2001-05-19 01:31:39 Forrester Research: Death of Web 'inevitable' (articles,internet) (rejected)
I'm sure glad trivia like mine was rejected so that there'd be room for fascinating stories like this one. Makes me wonder who you have to blow arounde here to get an article accepted.
"that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
You know with all the privacy advocates around here you would think someone would think this is an invation. I mean how long you are using the can for is a rather private thing. OK yes your dorm mates may know from time to time as they wait for you. But does the entire world need to know when and for how long you are using the bathroom.
And how exactly would the people looking at a webpage know it's YOU? All they know is SOMEONE is in the bathroom stall #1.
By the way, if you want privacy, don't use a PUBLIC FUCKING BATHROOM!
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I just heard some sad news on TV, apparently Slashdot website creator, Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after having his penis sliced off. Authorities say the accident involved Rob's penis, his computer, and an illegal computer device imported from China that was designed to stimulate the penis during cyber-sex. The authorities aren't releasing many details yet as to how it happened, but they suspect that the device malfunctioned which caused his penis to be sliced off. However, there is speculation among the Slashdot community that the Open Source Operating System "Linux" is to blame, for its faulty structure and lack of professional development. There is no word of whether there was any foul-play involved from hackers amongst the Linux community.