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Spectrum Wars: The Hidden Battle
PacketMaster writes: "The USA Today is carrying an interesting commentary entitled All-but-secret battle rages over fate of airwaves. The article sheds light on some topics that many people are completely ignorant on - the fight over the broadcast spectrum. The most interesting tidbit is that the current broadcasters, who were given the new digital spectrum for applications like HDTV for free, now want to keep their old ones too and auction them off for industry profit to help pay for the transition to the new spectrum."
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Cunning linguists
The bathroom at work is an odd place. One minute youre working with someone the next your
hear them in a stall farting out shit with their pants around their ankles. You look for shoes and
wonder, "Who is that person with the obvious gastrointestinal problems?" One day I walked into
the bathroom and heard someone in a stall rustling a newspaper and shamelessly blasting away
with heavy breathing and everything. I knock on the stall door and ask if he?s ok. He seems
startled and tells me he?s fine. I put a hand under the stall door and ask him to slap me five on
some excellent doody making. He kind of kicks my hand away and asks who I am. I pound on
the door demanding to be let in. I tell him I want to see his work and I want to see him in action.
He tells me that I?m not funny and tells me go away. I tell him he is an excellent doody maker. I
ask him if his doody is stooly. He now seems angered and demands to know who I am. I go over
to the urinal and grab a cake and lob it over into his stall. He screams an Ag and seems upset.
He tells me fuck you. I kick the door in and see Peter (a Vice President!) all in his most
vunerable. He stares back at me and asks me what the hell I?m doing. I tell him I want to be
involved with his doody. He wants to know why I?m doing this. I tell him he has no respect for
doody. I tell him that everyday a doody gives you pleasure and he?s an inconsiderate fuck. I
club him with a fist over his head and knock him off the toilet. He tries to get up and run but his
pants around his ankles are presenting a problem. I grab him by his head and dunk his head face
first into the toilet. I tell him to look at the doody. He bubbles a scream back at me so I shove his
face further into the toilet mushing his face into the doody- then yank him up gasping. His face
has some doody stuck to it and i pull him up by his tie and stumble him across the bathroom to
the smack his face into the mirror. Look at yourself doody face! look at you! Respect the doody!
I tell him! RESPECT! I pull his head back and then smash it into the mirror. The shards of glass
cut up his face and brown and blood are running down his cheeks. He seems very surprised and
stunned. What a turn of events! One second making doody the next you got toilet water all over
your face and doody and youre bleeding and youre having a problem! I throw him back into the
stall and hold his face over the toilet. I yell at him to look at the doody! He tells me to let him up. I
tell him to look at it. He screams back OK OK I?m looking. I ask him what he sees and he tells
me he doesn?t see shit. I grab a hunk of his doody and shove it in his face. I ask him again what
he sees and he tells me he sees SHIT OK I SEE MY SHIT! That?s right. I tell him YOUR
DOODY! And is it beautiful? I ask him. He tells me that it is beautiful. I ask him if its brown he
tells me yes yes it?s brown its brown! That?s right fucker that?s your doody and it?s brown.
AND BEAUTIFUL show it some goddamn respect! I respect you doody he tells it. Damn right
I say. Now clean yourself up I tell him you look terrible and youre embarrassing the doody.
Doody is modest I tell him. That?s what makes it so beautiful. I am so excited all this activity
makes me want to doody. Some may say I am doodyfixated or perhaps a bit overly involved
with the brown brown- well if you ever hear anyone speaking such blasphemy you point em
out and I?ll make sure they learn proper.
Geee looks quite familiar?
Somebody read the Onion today, hmmm?
Flamebait?!?! Well, I never...
Uhm, it's LATYRX, not LATAX.
It's a combination of Lyrics Born and Lateef
Quanuum Collective in tha haus!
P.S.- you are a lamer.
and he didn't even give no props to De La Soul
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DAMN
tha source: http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3731/god_gives_
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em at our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob
Is this the same guy who thinks Timothy McVeigh is an American hero?
Feh.
Yes, that`s the very same chap.
Of course, you`ll be medded down to hell and back (as will this post) for daring to critisize a "slashdot hero" but hey, who said this was a democracy?
They should take people like you and ship you to Afghanistan or some such place. Maybe we can trade you for those missionaries they're trying to burn at the stake or whatever over there. We need less armchair critic pissants who hate their own country and wipe their ass with the flag, and more people who are proud and glad to be living in THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH!!
WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
U-S-A!!! NUM-BER ONE!!!
U-S-A!!! NUM-BER ONE!!!
U-S-A!!! NUM-BER ONE!!!
U-S-A!!! NUM-BER ONE!!!
U-S-A!!! NUM-BER ONE!!!
U-S-A!!! NUM-BER ONE!!!
Yours is the perfect attitude for a Stalinist
I'll be Stalin if you'll be Trotsky... pay no attention to the man with the ice pick.
who in the hell still watches basic over-the-air TV anymore?
fuck you, im sorry if i don't want to pay fucking $50/mo for some monopoly to provide shitty service. (this is BASIC CABLE costs, 4 channels)
god damn rich freaks think they own the country...
someone sux0r my cox0r. pl3ase?