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The Funniest Joke in the World
Tackhead writes: "In another example of life imitating Monty Python, this article on nature.com says that the British Association for the Advancement of Science has created Laugh Lab, a project designed to find the funniest joke in the world. Weaponization possibilities are not discussed. Yet."
Tom, aged nine, runs into the bathroom just as his much older sister steps out of the shower. Fast as a snake she wraps a towel around her and shouts:
- What are you doing? Don't you know how to knock?
- Can't you take your towel off for me, please?
The sister gets angrier and says
- Are you crazy? No - I'm not going to take off my towel for you!
- Please, I have to check something. Besides, I've seen you naked lots of times, so it's not something new for me.
- Ok, ok...
The sister sighs and takes off her towel.
- There - are you happy?
Tom lets out a sigh of relief:
- Phew... My friend Jack said that you got dick this weekend.
Don't read this stupid joke.
The journey is better then the end.