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The Funniest Joke in the World
Tackhead writes: "In another example of life imitating Monty Python, this article on nature.com says that the British Association for the Advancement of Science has created Laugh Lab, a project designed to find the funniest joke in the world. Weaponization possibilities are not discussed. Yet."
A man walks into a bar, we'll call him Joe. (stop me if you've heard this one).
He has a seat at the bar. He orders a drink and start's shootin' the wind with the gentleman next to them. Jokes are exchanged and finally the guy says.. " i have the funniest joke for you"
Other man:
"oh yeah? Let's hear it"
Joe:
"Alright, but I wanna make sure that you aren't offended by Polish jokes"
a cross look appears on the other guy's face, his tone changes and he says to Joe:
"Lookie here mister, I'm polish and I'm proud of it. Also, you should know, the bartender? He's polish too. And the bouncer over there? He too is polish... So do you still wanna tell your joke??"
Joe thinks about it, then replies:
"Nah, on second though I better not, I wouldn't want to explain it three times"
I bet you it's got fuck all to do with beowulf clusters...
Buckets,
pompomtom
"There's an exception to every rule. Except for some rules"
How exactly is this off-topic?!? Goddamnit, sometimes you people just make me sick with your goddamned Michael-Sims=CensorShit.
What do you get when you put a baby in a liquidizer?
...
An erection.
What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothesline?
Stopping it with a spade.
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What's worse than running over a baby?
Getting it out of the tires.
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