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One Last mission For Deep Space 1
Vertigo01 writes: "Looks like NASA has found a fitting end for Deep Space 1, they're going to fly her THROUGH the coma of a comet to try and take some pictures of the comet's core ... the kicker is that they're doing it with barely any fuel left, and a kludged-together science-camera to replace the toasted navigation system ... kind of a fitting end for her IMO."
.....This will be her last post??
Got here first!
I've just commited the first anal rape of this post.
Wow I wonder how much it costs to change a toilet seat at NASA
Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts od the chorus "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.
Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!
Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
But who can say they've met him in the flesh?
Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!
Goatse-goatse man!)
(Doesn't that hurt?)
I want to meet the goaste man!
Goatse-goatse man!
(What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
Where are you goatse man?!?!
(four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...
Goatse-goatse man!
(Can I have your autograph?)
I want to meet the goatse man!
Goatse-goatse man!
(So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!
Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public Liscence.
Suck my big, fat Welsh cock!
Thanks for your comment, Mr. Redundant. NEXT TIME, READ THE BLOODY COMMENTS *BEFORE* YOU POST THE SAME THING SOMEBODY ELSE DID!
Fuckknob.
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Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister
on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had
peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no
pictures or conversations in it, `and what is the use of a book,'
thought Alice `without pictures or conversation?'
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Fuck Slashdot
And why wasn't the parent of my post modded offtopic as well??
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Because it wasn't offtopic (neither was yours, though...)