You are either WITH Linux, or against it, and Mr.Stallman, if you continue to harbor GNU operatives, you will be relegated to the unmarked grave of history.
RETARDED_ONE> A/S/L?
ORQUE> 16/F/San Diego
RETARDED_ONE> Want to cyber????
ORQUE> YES!!!
RETARDED_ONE> I AM NOT THE FAG MAN. LEAVE.
ORQUE> You have discovered that I am a man searching for sexual ass-pussy! Oh no.
RETARDED_ONE> YES. NOW I BANISH YOU TO #APPLEINSIDER.
Because you are a fuck-faced-faggot. Grow some balls, and stop whining about slashcode and how it sucks ass.
The comment destined for the D.Barry story was fucking ignorant, anyhow.
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SEE???? That's what I am talking about, you ball-less wonder.
You start formulating an insult. BUT THEN YOU TURN INTO A PUSSY, and back off.
I can promise a pussy-boy like you a few things in life:
A)Your girlfriend/wife IS cheating on you. If you do not currently have one or the other (a real man has both), the (wo)man you at some point in the future begin to date, WILL cheat on you.
B)You will never get good raises, since your boss knows that you are a pussy. Too much of pussy, in fact, to find a new job, or to ask for a raise.
C)Your father is ashamed of you. No man wants a nancy-boy son like you.
You filthy whore. You have obviously never rebooted any system, if you think NT's reboots take longer then Solaris.
Then there was the problem that I had to be physically sitting at the computer in order to perform many tasks. The contrast with the UNIX environments I was used to using was very marked
Like I said, only a woman could make such a fucking stupid comment. I suppose Unix lets you use fucking mindcontrol, rather then a keyboard/mouse/monitor.
Stupid brit. I am a MCSE/MSDBA. I have a 6-figure job, and a nice flow of offers. I ONLY do MS products, and it pays. It pays AMERICAN DOLLARS. Not fucking pounds or euros.
R2-D2 where are your pants?" --Threepio
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader
"We'll be sent to the pant's mines of Kessel for sure!" --Threepio
"We intercepted no pants. Aaah . . . This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan." --Captain Antilles
"These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use them." --Motti
"I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home." --Luke
"Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about?" --Threepio
"TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? TK-421, do you copy?" --Gantry Officer
"Lock the door." --Luke "And hope they don't have pants." --Han
Personal Note: This is one of our favorites, in fact, Jeremy put this one in our high school yearbook.
"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board." --Leia
"Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness." --Han
"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." --Leia
"No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia
"You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." --Uncle Owen
Speaking of Captain Antilles, check out the last pair of pants he ever wore!
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader
"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." --Vader
"Curse my metal pants, I wasn't fast enough!" --Threepio
"Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" --Leia
"Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." --Han
"He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just better watch your pants." --Dr. Ezavan
"Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up those old pants?" --Han
"Well, he'd better have those pants in the south range repaired be midday or there'll be hell to pay!" --Owen
"The Pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded." --Obi Wan
"How long have you had those pants?" --Stormtrooper
"Look sir, pants." --Stormtrooper
"Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan
"The pants are what give a Jedi his power." --Obi-Wan
"Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large pants . . . very dangerous." --Han
"Something just moved past my leg." --Luke "It's just your pants." --Han
This pic shows some of the pants of Tatooine.
"He's got too much of his pants in him." --Beru
"I've never seen such devotion in pants before." --Luke
"They frighten easily, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants." --Obi Wan
"The one you're carrying around in your rusty pants!" --Threepio
"Uh...Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you . . . Okay. Han, you put these on." --Luke
"You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants." --Greedo, translated
"Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." --Obi Wan
"With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" --Luke
"I have no need for pants." --Owen Lars
"I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!" --Grand Moff Tarkin
"All right, men. Load your pants!" --Stormtrooper
"Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants." --Threepio
"You're pants are weak old man." --Vader
"These are all your pants Artoo" --C3PO
"The pants will always be with you, always." --Obi-Wan
"Until these pants are fully operational, we are vunerable." --Tagge
"Years ago you served my father in the pants." --Leia
"I regret I am unable to present my father's request to you in pants." --Leia
"No pants! No pants!" --Wuher, the bartender
"Myself, the boy, two droid, and no pants." --Obi-Wan
"Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of these pants." --Luke
"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." --Greedo
"But the harvest is when I need pants the most." --Owen
"Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have already gone. It means so much to him" --Beru
"All the excitement has overloaded the pants in my companion here." --Threepio
"In my pants, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi Wan
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader."
"So you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?" --Leia
"That's right. I've got some old pants to take off." --Han
"Lock pants in attack postion." --Red Leader
"But I was going to Toishe station to pick up some pants." --Luke
"Ten thousand! We could almost buy our own pants for that!" --Luke
"Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two pants, and no questions asked." -- Kenobi
"Into the pants, flyboy!" --Leia
"I got pants!" --Luke "Great kid, don't get cocky." --Han
"Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them." --Obi Wan
"I've got to rest before I fall apart. My pants are almost frozen." --Threepio
"He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these pants." --Threepio
"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants." --Darth Vader
"In my experience, there's no such thing as pants." --Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I begged him not to go, but he's malfunctioning! Kept babbling on about his pants!" --Threepio
"Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside." --Wuher the Bartender
"These aren't the pants you're looking for." --Obi-Wan
"Great pants, kid! They're one in a million!" --Han Solo
"Thank the maker...these pants are going to feel so good." --Threepio
"That's no moon, those are pants." --Obi-Wan
"If you strike my pants down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." --Obi-Wan
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." --Motti
"His pants off. Luke you switched off your pants, what's wrong?" --Base Voice
"Flying trough pants ain't like dusting crops, boy!" --Han
"What good are pants if you ain't around to use 'em?" --Han
"I knew there was more to you than pants." --Leia
"Would you prefer a different pair of pants? A military pair?!" --Tarkin
"Hokey pants and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid." --Han
"He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording." --Threepio
Thank you for your kind donation of ITALIC TEXT! Given the harsh economic climate we are in, we can definitely put it to good use!
I was unaware that any surplus BOLD ITALIC TEXT was available, but Ralph 'Jew hater' Nader is really the expert on that, and may be able to tell us where we can find some!
I do know, however, that we have a chronic shortage of
BULLET POINTED BOLD ITALIC TEXT
Please, if you have ANY, send it to the January 3rd Fund, C/O CmdrTaco.
Well, it's OK to be curious about the Windows family of operating systems. Don't let your Stallman-worshipping 'friends' tell you otherwise.
You know, I like you, so I am going to give you a step-by-step process for you to cure yourself of your uptightness.
1)Visit your local software vendor.
2)Purchase a copy of Windows XP Home Edition.
(You seem a bit green, so we will start you off on decaf!)
3)Install.
4)Cry tears of joy, now that your peripherals actually work.
5)Laugh and dance at the prospect of playing games other then X-tris and whatever 3 year old crap Loki is (was, heh) porting.
6)Marvel at how webpages are SUPPOSED to look, when for your first time, you use Internet Explorer 6.
You don't need to thank me, I am doing this as a service to you, my friend.
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You are either WITH Linux, or against it, and Mr.Stallman, if you continue to harbor GNU operatives, you will be relegated to the unmarked grave of history.
The President of the United States will assasinate Richard Stallman.
Indeed.
Indeed.
That is a pretty funny nick/.sig you have yourself there.
Did you really have sex with a Quebecois fag stewardess, hence we have AIDS to play with?
Only a GODDAMNED Capitalist would try to 'incorporate' a FUCKING WORD!!! (Or two or three, FUCK OFF).
BIG BUISNESS SUX0rs my ballsack. They ONLY things BIG BUISNESS gives us are Jobs, Money, Stuff. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT????
NOt me, I am the RETARDED_ONE
Since you are also retarded, may I suggest RETARDED_COMMIE. It would be a very fitting name for you, and then me and you could AOL-CHATZ0R all day!!!!
I am NOT slow, I have a condition known as 'mongoloidism'.
If I wasn't at work, I would be ALL OVER that link. Guess I have to wait.
Are you really such a faggot, or do you just play one on Slashdot?
RETARDED_ONE> A/S/L?
ORQUE> 16/F/San Diego
RETARDED_ONE> Want to cyber????
ORQUE> YES!!!
RETARDED_ONE> I AM NOT THE FAG MAN. LEAVE.
ORQUE> You have discovered that I am a man searching for sexual ass-pussy! Oh no.
RETARDED_ONE> YES. NOW I BANISH YOU TO #APPLEINSIDER.
The comment destined for the D.Barry story was fucking ignorant, anyhow.
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SEE???? That's what I am talking about, you ball-less wonder.
You start formulating an insult. BUT THEN YOU TURN INTO A PUSSY, and back off.
I can promise a pussy-boy like you a few things in life:
A)Your girlfriend/wife IS cheating on you. If you do not currently have one or the other (a real man has both), the (wo)man you at some point in the future begin to date, WILL cheat on you.
B)You will never get good raises, since your boss knows that you are a pussy. Too much of pussy, in fact, to find a new job, or to ask for a raise.
C)Your father is ashamed of you. No man wants a nancy-boy son like you.
Like I said, only a woman could make such a fucking stupid comment. I suppose Unix lets you use fucking mindcontrol, rather then a keyboard/mouse/monitor.
your a fuck-faced-faggot.
Both of you are fuck-faced-faggots.
He for bothering to point out errors in your fucking retarded post.
You for not defending yourself. You fucking pussy.
Stupid brit. I am a MCSE/MSDBA. I have a 6-figure job, and a nice flow of offers. I ONLY do MS products, and it pays. It pays AMERICAN DOLLARS. Not fucking pounds or euros.
SO SUCK IT DOWN, limey.
All the brave europeans died in WW2.
R2-D2 where are your pants?" --Threepio
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader
"We'll be sent to the pant's mines of Kessel for sure!" --Threepio
"We intercepted no pants. Aaah . . . This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan." --Captain Antilles
"These pants are now the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use them." --Motti
"I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home." --Luke
"Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about?" --Threepio
"TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? TK-421, do you copy?" --Gantry Officer
"Lock the door." --Luke "And hope they don't have pants." --Han
Personal Note: This is one of our favorites, in fact, Jeremy put this one in our high school yearbook.
"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board." --Leia
"Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness." --Han
"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought." --Leia
"No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia
"You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done." --Uncle Owen
Speaking of Captain Antilles, check out the last pair of pants he ever wore!
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader
"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." --Vader
"Curse my metal pants, I wasn't fast enough!" --Threepio
"Put those pants away before you get us all killed!" --Leia
"Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." --Han
"He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just better watch your pants." --Dr. Ezavan
"Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up those old pants?" --Han
"Well, he'd better have those pants in the south range repaired be midday or there'll be hell to pay!" --Owen
"The Pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded." --Obi Wan
"How long have you had those pants?" --Stormtrooper
"Look sir, pants." --Stormtrooper
"Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan
"The pants are what give a Jedi his power." --Obi-Wan
"Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large pants . . . very dangerous." --Han
"Something just moved past my leg." --Luke "It's just your pants." --Han
This pic shows some of the pants of Tatooine.
"He's got too much of his pants in him." --Beru
"I've never seen such devotion in pants before." --Luke
"They frighten easily, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants." --Obi Wan
"The one you're carrying around in your rusty pants!" --Threepio
"Uh...Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you . . . Okay. Han, you put these on." --Luke
"You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants." --Greedo, translated
"Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." --Obi Wan
"With the pants down, I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to fight?" --Luke
"I have no need for pants." --Owen Lars
"I have placed pants vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit." --Leia
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!" --Grand Moff Tarkin
"All right, men. Load your pants!" --Stormtrooper
"Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate pants." --Threepio
"You're pants are weak old man." --Vader
"These are all your pants Artoo" --C3PO
"The pants will always be with you, always." --Obi-Wan
"Until these pants are fully operational, we are vunerable." --Tagge
"Years ago you served my father in the pants." --Leia
"I regret I am unable to present my father's request to you in pants." --Leia
"No pants! No pants!" --Wuher, the bartender
"Myself, the boy, two droid, and no pants." --Obi-Wan
"Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of these pants." --Luke
"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." --Greedo
"But the harvest is when I need pants the most." --Owen
"Owen, he can't stay here forever. All his pants have already gone. It means so much to him" --Beru
"All the excitement has overloaded the pants in my companion here." --Threepio
"In my pants, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi Wan
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader."
"So you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?" --Leia
"That's right. I've got some old pants to take off." --Han
"Lock pants in attack postion." --Red Leader
"But I was going to Toishe station to pick up some pants." --Luke
"Ten thousand! We could almost buy our own pants for that!" --Luke
"Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two pants, and no questions asked." -- Kenobi
"Into the pants, flyboy!" --Leia
"I got pants!" --Luke "Great kid, don't get cocky." --Han
"Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them." --Obi Wan
"I've got to rest before I fall apart. My pants are almost frozen." --Threepio
"He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of these pants." --Threepio
"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants." --Darth Vader
"In my experience, there's no such thing as pants." --Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I begged him not to go, but he's malfunctioning! Kept babbling on about his pants!" --Threepio
"Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside." --Wuher the Bartender
"These aren't the pants you're looking for." --Obi-Wan
"Great pants, kid! They're one in a million!" --Han Solo
"Thank the maker...these pants are going to feel so good." --Threepio
"That's no moon, those are pants." --Obi-Wan
"If you strike my pants down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." --Obi-Wan
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's pants, Lord Vader." --Motti
"His pants off. Luke you switched off your pants, what's wrong?" --Base Voice
"Flying trough pants ain't like dusting crops, boy!" --Han
"What good are pants if you ain't around to use 'em?" --Han
"I knew there was more to you than pants." --Leia
"Would you prefer a different pair of pants? A military pair?!" --Tarkin
"Hokey pants and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid." --Han
"He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the entire recording." --Threepio
That the F-7 is the chink variant of the Mig-21.
Pakistan just got a shipment of knock-off 50 year-old planes. Whoohoo!!!
I DONATE THIS BOLD TEXT TO INDIA, IN THE HOPE THAT THEY WILL USE IT AGAINST PAKISTAN.
I was unaware that any surplus BOLD ITALIC TEXT was available, but Ralph 'Jew hater' Nader is really the expert on that, and may be able to tell us where we can find some!
I do know, however, that we have a chronic shortage of
BULLET POINTED BOLD ITALIC TEXT
Please, if you have ANY, send it to the January 3rd Fund, C/O CmdrTaco.
IE6 would have rendered it properly and quickly, my friend!!!
So I will donate some BOLD TEXT, in the interests of Troll peace!!!
The Windows 2000 series of operating systems, was, in its day, the finest os' to be found.
But now, according to MICROSOFT, Windows XP is EVEN BETTER, if you could fathom anything better then good old Windows 2000!
You should see what MICROSOFT has to say about Netscape and Eudora. It will open your eyes to what the TINY minority of people on the net are missing!
You seem uptight, my friend. Nervous, even.
Well, it's OK to be curious about the Windows family of operating systems. Don't let your Stallman-worshipping 'friends' tell you otherwise.
You know, I like you, so I am going to give you a step-by-step process for you to cure yourself of your uptightness.
1)Visit your local software vendor.
2)Purchase a copy of Windows XP Home Edition.
(You seem a bit green, so we will start you off on decaf!)
3)Install.
4)Cry tears of joy, now that your peripherals actually work.
5)Laugh and dance at the prospect of playing games other then X-tris and whatever 3 year old crap Loki is (was, heh) porting.
6)Marvel at how webpages are SUPPOSED to look, when for your first time, you use Internet Explorer 6.
You don't need to thank me, I am doing this as a service to you, my friend.