Congress Considers Mandatory Crypto Backdoors
disappear writes: "Wired news reports that Congress is considering restrictions on crypto software in the wake of the terrorist attack. 'Nuff said." This will be the next battle -- especially in the wake of this week's tragedies, and the the allegations that the prime suspect Osama Bin Laden is a heavy crypto user. The battle of privacy and safety is going to begin in earnest now.
We can rest assured that all terrorists will promptly upgrade their crypto systems to use the backdoored versions. They are a patriotic and considerate bunch after all.
sheesh.
legislators.
Illustrious Baron Harkonen today decreed that
all citizens will be equiped with remote-controlled
heart-plugs. This will make us all safe, because
only the loving Baron will have the transmitter,
and he will only use it to protect us.
-I like my women like I like my tea: green-
Did you know, you can walk into almost any store and buy a knife WITHOUT ANY BACKGROUND CHECK? They should at least check the buyer for dark hair and skin, the signs of a terrorist.
And I understand that plans to make knives are available on the internet? It used to be, only a skilled craftsman could make one, now any punk in his mom's basement can craft a steel blade capable of hijacking an airplane and crashing it into a building!
Adobe puts a back door into it's ROT-13.
No, no, the funny thing to think about is all the terrorists going and *upgrading* their current encryption software because of a change in the word doc formats... inadvertently installing a backdoored compliant version. Microsoft will save the day, yet again!
In a floor speech on Thursday, Sen. Judd Gregg (R-New Hampshire) called for a global prohibition on encryption products without backdoors for government surveillance.
Interesting coming from a senator whose state motto is "Live free or die". Apparently he's following the "Give up freedom because of fear of death" version.
ok then your [sic] infringing on my copyright! Could you as [sic] me next time before STEALING my comments for your own?
Unknown Terrorist: "Hey Osama, I just installed
the latest version of..."
Osama: "Take this man outside and shoot him."
If a backdoor crypto law is passed, wait till everyone is using it, then crack the keys.
Decrypt all congresses personal email, post those neat little secrets, post thier love letters, bank accounts.
I bet they pass a law banning backdoor crypto and encrease personal privacy laws.
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Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear. - Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972), August 8, 1950
Make backdoor into law, then Osama (or whoever) has to install crypto software with backdoor, CIA/FBI can listen in and know when the next attack is going down. That's brilliant. Why didn't we thinkt of it before.
Using electronic surveillance to track the flow of electronic communications between a web of people would be almost as informative as knowing what they said: locations of servers used, telephone numbers dialed from, sender and reciever, length of message, frequency of messages, this could all be pretty good stuff.
This was raised in Stephenson's Cryptonomicon.
And if "bad guys" are using electronic communications, why not just shut them down? Cell phones stop working, email gets "lost", servers get hacked, ISPs get bombed (how hard would it be to sever small mountainous country "A"'s electronic access to the outside world?)
Unless you have the resources to run your own cable, you are really at the mercy of other corporations, who can be bullied, and can't hide in a cave in the hills.
And Osami Bin Laden is going to be a good boy and send his email using a code that the CIA/NSA/FBI has a backdoor into.
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