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It's the incredible edible, heavy-investment waffle double gainer! steevo.com writes: "Intel has decided to stay with Rambus. Say it ain't so! Details are at C-NET.
Time was when ... wilkinsm writes: "When I tuned my shortwave to 5 Mhz today, I learned that NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology) is currently doing a open survey on the time and frequency user community. I encourage all of you unix admins that use the network time protocol to show your support and fill the online survey out."
Has the code been tossed out with the bathwater? nonAI writes: "The Israeli company, which promoted a competition against an AI, closed its gates, as reported by an Israeli economic magazine (sorry, babelfish doesn't help). That's the end for the Child Machine HAL."
Now imagine you know of a freewheeling, opinionated discussion board ... Wael Islam, a member and volunteer with IslamWay.com, writes with some words on the objections B'nai Brith Canada raised to postings on IslamWay's message boards.
"In IslamWay.com discussion board we've more than 4000 Member and at the time of the media attack there was more than 28,000 posts!! Bnai Brith didn't only take one of the posts, but even took a statement out of context to prove that IslamWay.com is a terrorist website! ...
... The discussion post was between two people who were fighting each others by words, one called the other one that you are a hypocrite, so the other one was very angry so he told him - I'm just giving the meaning- : Let's see who is the hypocrite, Come with me to Afghanistan and let's train ourselves there .. so the person meant that army exercises will be a way to prove who is the coward and who is the brave!"
The people who attacked IslamWay.com based on the Discussion Board post didn't clarify that it was mentioned in the discussion board, and they just said a post on IslamWay.com."
Of course, we could require that all public communications be approved in advance, licensed, and inoffensive.
Please resume watching your educational audio-visual materials. echoSpades writes: "I guess I wasn't the only one to be annoyed with Apple's DVD playback. Apple's website has a small text link to info about a class action suit against them: 'There is a proposed settlement of a class action lawsuit against Apple Computer, Inc. involving issues with DVD playback in earlier models of the Apple iMac DV, iMac DV SE and Power Mac G4 computers."
Linux is possibly the world's most worthless operating system. WinXP forever.
YOUR COCK BROKE MY ASS
I installed your cock yesterday, and the buttfuck failed... afterwords my ass refused to work. EVER. I tried it in CmdrTaco (my cock of choice) and it's now broken. I called the manufacturer and they said 'WE DON'T SUPPORT ASS SO GO AWAY'
your cock broke my goddamn ass!
You're either a lying sack of shit or a complete moron. Please explain to me how software can travel down a printer cable and "break" it.
Answer: it can't.
Please piss off and die.
buy, now...
I'm soooo ready. And hot. Oh, you mean ready for some stupid comment? Uh, no.
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot
What's the number one drink served on United Airlines?
Flaming Manhatten
What music do they play in the elevator in the WTC?
Jump and It's Raining Men
What colour were the pilots eyes?
Blue. One blew this way the other blew that way
What team does bin Laden support?
The New York Jets
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
Where do Americans go on vacation?
All over Manhatten
I guess that the NYPD and NYFD are indeed New York's finest now -- you could strain them through a sieve!
How many Americans died in the WTC tuesday?
Who gives a fuck
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"Its.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"
Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
A: Because he's a quadriplegic!
American Airlines is now offering sight seeing tours of Manhattan!
Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It's a blast
New York, New York, so good they hit it twice
If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The
Square"?
It should be renamed "The Penta-gone"
Famous last words: "Amal, was this tower here yesterday?"
Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M
(unidentify flying muslim)
NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands of New York
executives feared dead.... Hookers all across the city are in mourning.....
"25,000 sq. ft. Office space for rent. Recently renovated. New Air
Conditioning unit. Needs TLC. Contact me at One World Trade Centre.
85th Floor, Room 18."
Q: What do you call a dust storm?
A: Trade winds.
Q: What's the area code of the World Trade Center?
A: 220 (two to zero).
Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.
Then there's the retarded terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the
World Trade Center..........
Yassar Arraffat and many other PLO members together
with people from other muslim nations are *Volunteering*
to give blood for the victims of the tragedy...
I guess they'll have some *Volunteers* to Fly the blood in too!
Last words from Airline pilot "Right a bit, hey the trade centre, my
brother works there...lets look just a bit closer...."
The FBI have arrested the head of advertising at the Empire State Building
for
involvement in the WTC disaster. A spokesman said T-shirts with 'Empire
State: We're back!' were found in his office.
It's part of the Jewish plan to take over the world! Kill all Jews! Down with Israel.
Nothing to think about. By and large, the Western religeons take care of their own buisness.
The murderous cult known as 'islam' (Is lame?) does not. Since there seems to be popular support for the terrorists in the raghead countries, we need to eliminate the populace.
Maybe if /. ran something besides Linsux, they wouldn't have this problem.
Like slashdot being down is fucking news. Slashdot being UP for more than 10 minutes