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The original penis bird was much better.
Terrorists deserve to eat poopie. Lot's of poopie. So much poopie that they die. They should be forced to eat dog poopie and cat poopie. They should have to eat their own poopie. They should eat my poopie. Taco's poopie. Timothy's poopie. Yes, even Katz's poopie, the most vile, stinking substance on the face of the planet.
Who'd like to see a two-way between Helen Hunt and Claire Danes?
yeah, i agree.
that doesn't even look like a penis. if it wasn't for "penis bird" being in the subject, nobody would know what the fuck that was.
i think you need a little more practice on your asci art.
The original was much funnier, and made for a great .sig. I liked the penis penguin, too.
EPqH5: 13317 Poopie Hax0r ;; /bin/laden ^h^m^
Terrorists deserve to eat poopie. Lot's of poopie. So much poopie that they die. They should be forced to eat dog poopie and cat poopie. They should have to eat their own poopie. They should eat my poopie. Taco's poopie. Timothy's poopie. Yes, even Katz's poopie, the most vile, stinking substance on the face of the planet.
Because Trool Want Joustice ((p-+dd)!!)
-- Even the rain don't cry, Jimmy Stalwart
shut up
Linux smells like old milk.
The middle eastern ones? The CIA? The Zionists?
Henry Kissinger?
you know lineks doesnt have solitary?
hey hey hey i dont give a fucks ass about terorists. i just want a little 10 yearold kiddie girl that i can tie up and strip and rape evrey hole in her little body until she screams for her mommy. yummie kiddies........
-- once again, the REAL j'raxis
please stop being a faggot.
Gaming Shizzle
you are the sickest fuck that ever fucked his way across slashdot. stop impersoninating me dammit!! everyone knows i only fuck boys, and they have to be at least 13. in fact i have a little boi's scrotum in my mouth right now and im suckign on it as i type. he's tied to my computer see?
THE REAL FUCKING J"RAXIS
it looks exactly like my penis, is there a problem with my little buddy? maybe i shuold stop using buddy up little boytoy's asses and in their mouths.
-- the real j'raxis
what mp3 sharing program that you guys use?
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
be sure to post us a link to the videos
I just heard some fucking sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen fucking King was found fucking dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more fucking details. I'm sure fucking everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his fucking work, there's no denying his contributions to popular fucking culture. Truly an American fucking icon
all your skyscraper are belong to us
/usr/bin/laden
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gimme ur daughter ill return her in a week with all the videos u cuold want.
--jraxis
I just heard some sad news on talk-fucking-radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Ste-fucking-phen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more de-fucking-tails. I'm sure every-fucking-one in the Slash-fucking-dot co-fucking-mmunity will miss him - even if you didn't en-fucking-joy his work, there's no de-fucking-nying his contri-fucking-butions to pop-fucking-ular culture. Truly an American i-fucking-con
look pal -- j'raxis does not do girls!!! only boys!!! yummy tasty delicate dainty little naked boys!!! naked little boys with bells on their toes and penis!!! got it????? mmm boy penis.... boy toes..... excuse me ill be back in a bit
-- the real (not imposter) j'raxis
shut up
live pleasantly.
Are we supposed to golf clap for that drivel? Who the hell is moderating around here. This guy is like Mr. Cheese.
Sorry, not funny. Try again some other time.
To pull down your pants and give me some booty.
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Dear J'raxis:
I hope that you can help me out. I am Susie, 9 year old nude girl seeking older paedophile, preferably Communist. I once was raped regularly by mailman but mommy found out and now mailman is in jail. I have not been raped since then and am very, very sad. Will you please rape me? I would be most happy if you could rape me while dressed up as Mao Tse-tung. I think Mao Tse-Tung is most sexy man in history and I want to be raped by him. May I call you Mr. Mae while you are raping me? It would make me giggle with girlish glee!
Hoping to hear from you soon,
Susie
9 years old
mod parent down.
that is too much karma for such obviousness.
karma whoring should be banned.
ismala 3alayk, ya akh :-)
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wala maftakart fi 3arabi bi
min wayn inta?
Mod Everyone in this topic up!
Whatareya doin? Fuckin Sleeping?
Jesus Fucking Christ, what do we pay you for?
mad props to islam
I have a theme too. I jackoff to the tune of "The Gambler" and dance. You should motherfucking try it, you cock gobbling asshole. Why don't you fuck yourself up the ass while you're at it you jesus loving hetero!
oh and props to all dead mujahedeen
This is for my hooligans in Brooklyn!
Custer's Revenge: The greatest video
Why can't they just die ?
:(
They nearly died before, but sadly - they started kickin' again.
Please die, for the good of al linus ppl.
Sir, you're either Mike Bouma or simply full of shit.
Breaking News: Osama Bin Ladin IS GAY!
Hemos, age 6, was found fucking dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more fucking details. I'm sure fucking everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you don't fucking enjoy his story posts, such as THIS ONE THAT FUCKING BLOWS!
Karma whore.
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(I said all that needed to be said, but apparently
man your dick is small!
/bin/laden. you can also give me some analsex if you want. the goatse guy is my brother, ya know....
/bin/laden
but anyway i'll give it a try....
(sucking and chocking your dick... hmm tastes good...)
oh, and btw. my name is
ca
Solaris saved you in your workplace, and yet you treated it like garbage.
And that's what you are, the King of Refuse. So bow down to SlashDot if you want. Bow to it. Bow to the King of Slime, the King of Filth, the King of putrescence!
Boo !
Boo !
Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! BOO! BOO! BOO!
wankers, who couldn't code a line of C, yet stare at pretty terminals and backgrounds and think they're leet
then they even post screenshots (!) of their desktop on the web, like we don't have enugh crap already
Is people like you who SUCK at spelling
I just did an all-nighter and I'm feeling slap-happy.
How the fuck is this informative ?
I found no porn links in that location.
mod this up! please!
probably pretty far up into the goatse.cx anus
ya akh, la afham katheerun, ana la fi 3arabi. wa lakin afham qaleelun jiddun.
1 0wNz y00.