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Red Hat Reports (tiny) Loss, Revenue Slip
Futurepower(tm) was one of the first to write with the news Red Hat reports loss, revenue slips, via Infoworld. Szulik ? is right in his statement that compared to what's going on in the overall technology segment, RH is doing a good job.
Where's the FP?
...Mandrake Linux 8.1 Release Candidate with exceptional features . [off topic etc. I know but I just wanted people to know cos it's important]
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1-Mar-01 AUGUSTIN, LARRY M
Chief Executive Officer, Director * 150,000
LNUX Sold at $3.63/Share.
Proceeds of $544,500.
26-Feb-01 AUGUSTIN, LARRY M
President, Director, Chief Executive Officer 134,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $703,500.
23-Feb-01 AUGUSTIN, LARRY M
President, Director, Chief Executive Officer 41,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $215,238.
30-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 108,741
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $996,024.
29-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 120,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $960,468.
26-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 70,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $531,097.
25-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 88,500
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $710,345.
24-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 170,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $1,364,539.
23-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 145,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $1,062,807.
22-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 110,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $782,485.
19-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 57,500
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $424,063.
18-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 137,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $980,153.
4-Jan-01 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 87,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $723,257.
12-Dec-00 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 250,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $2,589,075.
11-Dec-00 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 110,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $1,027,268.
8-Dec-00 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 190,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $1,441,720.
7-Dec-00 INTEL CORP
Shareholder 200,000
LNUX Proposed Sale (Form 144).
Estimated proceeds of $1,399,380.
No Malda or Bates in that insider shareholder list.
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no thanks I don't deal with ponce brits.
You don't know what pleasures you're losing...
It's over folks.....Linux is officially dead! Microsoft wins again.....damn!
A few hours ago, I learned that I am now (at least in theory) absurdly gay.
I was at my machine, my 386 with 4 megs of RAM running Linux, masturbating to pictures of RMS, when I got an email congratulating me on the success of Slashdot. I was working on my latest small project-- a clever little text parser that takes input from the user and puts it in a little cartoon-style word balloon coming out of-- get this!-- a giant, erect ASCII penis's bulging head! Hahaha! It's called COCKSAY. You can download it here.
"Congratulations? That's interesting," said I to myself. "I didn't think Slashdot was coming out until tomorrow." And I oughtta know; I'm on VA's Board of Directors, recruited by Larry Augustin himself, to be VA Linux's "corporate conscience," and it's public record that I hold a substantial share in the company's semen pool. I tooled on over to Linux Today, chased a link like it was a naked hippy's ass-- and discovered that Rob Malda had taken the fast action we had discussed at the last board meeting. Slashdot had come out first thing that morning with a headline on its own site-- and I had become the figurehead of the Gay Faggot Slashdot Empire while I wasn't looking.
Well, that didn't last long. In the next two hours, 369 VA employees also disclosed that they had AIDS, leaving me with a bit of the proverbial semen on my face.
You may wonder why I am talking about this in public. The first piece of advice your friends will give you, if it looks like you're about to come out of the closet, is: keep quiet! It's really nobody else's business-- you don't want to look like you're lusting for cock, though you may want to be deluged by an endless succession of men dressed up as Navy sailors demanding blowjobs from you; fat, hairy men (the bears) wanting to fuck you in the ass; and sweet, young, hairless boys offering you the beauty of their youth.
Trouble with the "keep it quiet" theory is that I've always solicited gay male faggot sex in a very public way. When you're already a media figure, like myself, and your name is on the Faggot Manifesto your whole organization chose to use to come out, and email from friends and journalists starts coming in like crazy as the gayness of your empire breaks records even on the first day, playing it coy swiftly ceases to look like a viable option.
But it wouldn't be fair to dissemble. I serve the gay community. I'm wealthy today because my efforts to spread faggotry and venereal diseases on behalf of that community helped infiltrate the business world and earned the trust of a lot of young, naive boys. Fairness to the twinks
written: 2001/06/20
updated: 2001/06/27
Disclaimer: all content provided on this site is fiction (so far as the author knows). No claims made by the author are to be taken as fact.
Throb-bing cock up your ass!
How about drunken scotts?
there's a huge throbbing cock in my mouth what should i do?
you may want to be deluged by an endless succession of men dressed up as Navy sailors demanding blowjobs from you
Good to see that a gay homo faggot like rsimmons is sucking cock.
Slow Down Cockboy!
Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between each successful cocksucking to allow everyone a fair chance at sucking cock.
It's been 1 minute since you last successfully sucked a cock
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What choo talkin' 'bout, fool?
one word: marketing
You're a moron.
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