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Blaming Encryption

EisPick writes: "Just as a previous generation wrestled with whether or not to blame physicists for The Bomb, there are some misguided folks who are blaming Phil Zimmermann for the ability of terrorists to communicate confidentially. He tells the Washington Post, 'It has been a horrific few days.'" Meanwhile, John Gilmore has posted far and wide a call to mirror encryption code outside the United States, since export regulations are making a comeback.

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  1. Blame Canada anyway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    After all, Theo was the one that started it....

    1. Re:Blame Canada anyway! by telstar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Theo? I always wondered what he did after the Cosby show.

    2. Re:Blame Canada anyway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      and uncle fu ka

  2. Kill All Muslims. Destroy Islam. Exterminate Arabs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Our precious dead cry out for vengeance:
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    I piss on Mecca. I wipe my ass with the Koran. I spit upon Mohammed.

  3. I blame the bulkiness of his crypto algorithms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  4. I regret to inform you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Excuse me sir, can you point me at any documentation for becoming a raging homosexual? You see, that's always been a dream of mine. All the other kids in my first-grade class used to say they wanted to become firemen, or soldiers, or the President. Not me. J. Edgar Hoover was always my hero, so when Mrs. Smith asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I told her, "Mrs Smith, I want to be a raging homosexual!" She didn't like that, for some reason. All the other kids made fun of me, but that was OK. I could ignore them in favor of pursuing my dream of becoming a raging homosexual.

    Today, I've believe I've mastered the homosexual part. My ass can take cocks you wouldn't believe, and my dick's been sucked by thousands of hot guys. What I'm having trouble with is the raging part. If you could point me at any web pages with information on skilled raging, I'd really appreciate it.

    Thanks for your help.

    1. Re:I regret to inform you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Look here. It is run by one of OSS' leading raging homosexual.

  5. For the love of Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    could someone please quote Ben Franklin.

    1. Re:For the love of Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      It's clobberin' time.

      You meant the Thing, yeah?

  6. Re:Kill All Muslims. Destroy Islam. Exterminate Ar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Let's not forget to kill the sandniggers too!!!

  7. Re:Encryption != Nuclear Weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    um, Nuclear power?

  8. Re:Was crypto used? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yes, fbi has it and cia has it, but they can't
    show it to us, because they must protect their
    sources.

  9. Re:Encryption != Nuclear Weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I use my nukes for mining and landscaping.

  10. Re:Time to get learned. Which package do we get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Double encrypt with ROT-13. It is uncrackable. I have encrypted the line below this with it; see if you can read it.


    you r a faggot.

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  11. MODERATORS ON CRACK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The above post is NOT 'Offtopic'. It is 'Flamebait'. Stupid moderators!

  12. Re:Eventually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Im not complaining, its still better than a lot of alternatives...

    Like what? Punching youself in the dick for hours on end? (YOu are talking about GNU/Linux aren't you?)

  13. Re:Encryption != Nuclear Weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You really think that nuclear power stations have bombs in them?

  14. Re:Eventually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The guy I was responding to was talking about linux, fucktard. Do you even read posts or do you just blindly start defending Linux at the drop of a hat?

  15. oh my god!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    *** PLEASE READ THIS *** URGENT ***

    Those damned terrorists just took out the Empire State Building and Sears towers! The Empire State Building is still standing but the Sears went down 35 minutes after it was hit. There are also reports of a gas attack on Boston. Another plane was shot down on its way to the capital.

    Yahoo has the terrible details here.

    *** UPDATE ***

    It seems the Empire State building has finally collapsed! Fire and medical officials are afraid to go in after authorities received threats of anthrax bombs in the plane! Over 25,000 dead in Boston!!

    I can't write anymore sorry

    1. Re:oh my god!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Nice job. Unfortunately, when you hold the mouse over it, you can see what it is. You should hide it, like this:

      here

    2. Re:oh my god!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      my window's bigger than yours and i can still see it.

      it depeneds on wether or not your browser visually translates %xx into the letter it really is. (the url used %xx but the hover shows the letter damnit)

    3. Re:oh my god!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      It didn't work, it just redirected to yahoo.com.

    4. Re:oh my god!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      That dosen't work. Try doing it like this, I think it works that way.

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  17. Re:Eventually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    listen sucka, i wasnt defending LinUx, I was taking a shot at you because you started talking about the penguin for no fuckign reason. He said shit about LinUx, you must have replied to the wrong post.

    I stand by my dissapointed groan

  18. mannnn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    f-ing kraut, when we're in your country we'll spell it your way. at ellis island we weed out all the extraneous consonants and give names their proper american spelling.

  19. i want to shove my cock up there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  20. Re:Eventually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Lisen cuntface, I was taking a shot at you cause you are fuckhead.

  21. Re:If crypto is outlawed, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Would this get you in trouble?

  22. Re:Kill All Muslims. Destroy Islam. Exterminate Ar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ownd! W00t.

  23. Re:Not the only target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    If the terrorists used codewords over payphones, should we tear them down, or make everyone use credit cards at payphones instead of cash? If they used the mail, should we ban envelopes, or refuse to deliver all mail without a return address?

    If they used encryption and stego, should we ban them from law-abiding citizens, considering the terrorists will keep on using stego and we'll never tell the difference?