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Microsoft's Vision For Future Operating Systems

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the one-world-one-operating-system dept.

Bender writes: "The Systems and Networking group at Microsoft Research has a fascinating article that details what sorts of things they believe may be important in Operating Systems of the 21st century."

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  1. articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    is the article really fascinating??

    1. Re:articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Which requires being able to lockdown a piece of software to the resources it needed - ACL

      Do it right and you can lock down Linux more than any BSD... mmmm security hooks.

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  3. Eric Raymond: "Surprised by Five Figures?" by Zico · · Score: 1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:Eric Raymond: "Surprised by Five Figures?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Cue: "Eric Raymond: Suprised By Cock", please.

  4. Microsoft� Dick� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have a Microsoft® Dick(TM)! Don't suck it too hard, or it'll bluescreen!

  5. I was thinking the same thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think bender has had a bit too much to drink.

    1. Re:I was thinking the same thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Then again, maybe he was being sarcastic, you credulous twits.

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    1. Re:How can I give a blowjob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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  7. What a terribly stupid article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There is absolutely NO reason for this to be a story or a post. There are no technical content in the paper. There are no real-life examples given for any of the concepts in the paper. There is nothing but the same pie-in-the-sky fluff that is banged out to justify some research.

    BORING! Christ, what a waste.

  8. Re:Distributed Blue Screen of Death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Aahahaahha. Wow, that is just *so* funny I can't believe it. You are truly a comedic genius, in the realm of Steve Martin, or that Belushi guy (the funny dead one.)


    The second I saw this headline, I knew that one of you lame kiddies would make a BSOD "joke" before more than a few posts were in. You win--you did it--with a burst of creativity and originality, you brought a chuckle to all of our faces.


    VANILLA ICE


    PS: I am being sarcastic about the chuckle part, nitwit.

  9. Re:Offtopic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah, great, you're a big help :-(

  10. yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  12. HELP HELP THERE'S A PENIS IN MY ASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  13. Microsoft != Open Source, Offtopic -5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Stupid Slashdot.

  14. Re:Next generation OS: plan9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    KARMA WHORE

  15. Re:A happier, stronger OS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They should have just called that phenomenon what it really is.. the slashdot effect. I have never heard of this 'cool site of the day' site, but I think we all know which website can bring down little-known websites faster than any other :)

  16. Re:Latency is a killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh dear God. Someone marked this fuckwit's post 'Insightful'? TWICE?

  17. Re:Latency is a killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    what about autoexec.bat?

  18. Re:Could This Be Condensed Into... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    They make mice and keyboards and licence nVidia hardware.

    My mother can make mice and keyboards (WITH OPITCAL SENSORS!).

  19. Re:Distributed Blue Screen of Death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Hank Williams really does keep the damn kids away!"

  20. [0, troll] stupid people will require stupid OS's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Man this is the crappiest troll I've read in a long time.

  21. i have to agree with you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    why was this old article dredged out of goddess knows where and thrown in our faces? it's old (5 years now) and it's irrelevant. i love how i've submitted intelligent stories to be posted - that get rejected - and this bullshit surfaces on /. rob blows nuts

  22. maybe this will help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you should try reading slashdot's faq. It even contains pictures of cmdrtaco

  23. Re:Offtopic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You need to metamod regularly. There's a minimum karma too.

  24. Re:stupid people will require stupid OS's by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Sounds like a Unix system running KDE to me...
    idiot users don't get access to terminal windows, advanced users do.

  25. Re:It won't happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If you can get your cock out of the floppy drive bay, you might want to replace that 133mhz bitch.

  26. Re:relevant questions by StealthBadger · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I wish someone could have modded this up....

    *wipes coffee off the monitor screen*

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    Searching for Truth, Justice, and the Guy Who Boosted My Wallet a Few Weeks Back....