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Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Lego
slashdoter writes: "What could be better than combining Lego and Monty Python and the search for the holy grail? Well recording it and putting it online of course. Follow the link
and smile." Quicktime or Windows Media. Scary. Needs to be much longer. :)
I love calculus!
I'll take the rapists for 20.
posticus nearus beginingus
"We deal in lead" - Roland of Gilead
n/t
Hey bartender over here
Two more shots
And two more beers
Sir turn up the TV sound
The war has started on the ground
Just love those laser guided bombs
They're really great
For righting wrongs
You hit the target
And win the game
From bars 3,000 miles away
3,000 miles away
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range
We zap and maim
With the bravery of being out of range
We strafe the train
With the bravery of being out of range
We gain terrain
With the bravery of being out of range
With the bravery of being out of range
We play the game
With the bravery of being out of range
It's scary how relevant Amused to Death is even today.
Thank you, Roger Waters.
Now, it's time to unlease the Dogs of War.
Neither format is Linux compatible and yet it was posted on Slashdot!
"Dogs of war, and men of hate, with no cause we don't discriminate..." Berk. Somebody needs to take Mr. Gilmour and his "Pink Floyd" bastardization out back and shoot them.
As Andrea withdrew herself further from me, I was obligated both by my vow, and my love for her to continue to be her friend, no matter the cost to our friendship. I watched in agony as she went through trial after trial, refusing to let me help or even listen. She avoided me, she ignored me, she came close to even lying to me (which is something she never does). I went through this hellish experience for several months. I thought it would get better. It did not. It only got worse. Now, I have very few virtues, but one of the ones that I do lay claim to is I am a man (or boy, if you must) or my word. I do not lie and I try my absolute best to keep my promises. I was tied to her by a vow, I could not leave her alone. I had to stay with her, unwanted baggage, and continue to accept whatever punishment she wished to inflict upon me.
Then, an apparent way out appeared. Andrea met a guy named Michael. Now, I did not find out about this immediately. In fact, it took some piecing together of facts to figure this out. First, I called Andrea Saturday to see if she wanted to do something with a mutual friend and myself. She said she had plans. Fine, I mean, it's not like she was obligated to do anything with me but I was curious. I asked her what she was doing. She said she was doing something with a friend. It was obvious she didn't want to name this friend, so a let it drop. Later that day while I raked the yard with a friend of mine, a car I didn't know drove by and honked at us. We figured it was Andrea and her friend and went back to raking. The next day at school, Andrea came up to me (a rarity in, and of itself) and said she had seen me and my friend raking. I then mentioned we heard the car and figured it was her. I made the mistake of asking who she had been with, she suddenly turned around and walked away without a word. Apparently I was supposed to be blind, deaf, and stupid. I let the matter die.
Later, I overheard some of her friends talking about Michael, this new guy she had met. She had gone to the prom with him (he went to a different school), I also overheard that that was who she had been with when the mysterious car had honked. I figured it was a taboo subject for me so I didn't ask. I knew I wouldn't get anywhere and would probably just anger her more (why I don't know). Anyway, it was about this time I got news from my father that he had received a good job offer from a company in Raleigh, NC. I was reluctant to go. NH was the first place I'd ever felt like I belonged. Andrea was in NH. I couldn't abandon her. I voted against leaving. My father asked for a reason, and he wanted a logical reason involving cold, hard facts, NOT feelings and a promise. I stalled. My father gave me a period of time to decide and give him a reason. The night before I had to give him my answer, our high school choir was performing their last concert of the year. Andrea and I were both in the choir. During the concert I was racked with indecision. I got through the performance and was going to talk it over with my good friend Josh. As we sat in my car and discussed it, Andrea came over with Michael to introduce him to me. We were introduced, and he seemed like a nice guy, even through my intense jealousy. I decided that he would be capable hands to leave Andrea in. After driving home the long way and thinking it over, I cast my vote to leave NH.
Congratulations to a well-performed troll.
Moslem or Christian Mullah or Pope
Preacher or poet who was it wrote
Give any one species too much rope
And they'll fuck it up.
Maybe it was supposed to be a joke?
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's givin' me excitations
Enough said. Go check the previous comments of this poster before handing out "Insightful" moderations like $3 crack.
I am burning for you
Yes, you know it's true!
When gender is ambiguous, it is not sexist to choose one and go with it. The author of this comment clearly intended "Mr. Wisdom" to be interpreted as a sarcastic jab at the original poster. As such, artistic licence takes prcedence over politically-correctness.
Where's the ascii goatse.cx guy when he's needed?
First sketch-book style quake, and now Monty Python legos? /. page from last May! ;)
I had to reload to make sure I wasn't reading a
People shape laws. Not the other way around.
yeah i fucked one and I had to gnaw my arm off to get away from her hairy ass
Q. Why do women have breasts?
A. So men know who to pay the lower saleries to.
You mean "whom to pay the lower salaries to", dipshit.
RoTfLmAo. LoLoLoLoL. ^_^ plz die thx
Well, if you love calculus so much, what is the integral of ((x^5)*exp(x^2)) with respect to x? Huh?
Perdida?!?!?!
Fuck, when will The Glorious Meept! and OOG be back?
How the hell is this modded insightful? This is clearly flamebait!!
Though you need to be more careful with your parenthesis: (1/2)*(x^4*exp(x^2)-x^2*exp(x^2)+exp(x^2)). Also, don't forget your arbitrary constant of integration!
Anyway, /. needs more math geeks, good to see somebody who knows what's important in life (mathematics) posting here.
Then how do you, sir, explain Lycra?
(1/2)*(x^4-2*x^2+2)*exp(x^2)
shit man, I'm gonna go whack off to that dangling cock scene from the life of Brian. It will be hard, but I will attempt to forget the WTC attack for 2.476 seconds.
...Women power! A vagina is more useful...
I know from reliable sources that Linus Torvalds is gay
A large tank is partially filled with 100 gallons of fluid in which 10 pounds of salt is dissolved. Brine containing 1/2 pound of salt per gallon is pumped into the tank at a rate of 6 gal/min. The well-mixed solution is then pumped out at a slower rate of 4 gal/min. Find the number of pounds of salt in the tank after 30 minutes.
(The answer is ~64.38 pounds). Have fun!
Many people consider D.E. to be a part of calculus.
Neee! Neeeeh! Neee NEeeeehh Niooo Neee neeeeh
Someone you trust is one of us.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As for usefulness, a penis is more practical in that it allows urination standing up.
These things wouldn't happen if slashdot would allow Maple or Mathematica formatting in the posts.
Umm...sqrt(I) DOES NOT =-1. I=sqrt(-1)
"For even more fun, try it for 2 functions, f1 and f2 with the coupling term e^2/(4*pi*eps0*(x1-x2)^2) tossed into V(x). I'd like to see your exact solution to that one."
Interesting. I haven't had quantum mechanics yet. Is an exact (proper) solution to this possible, or is any solution going to be expressed as a series or inexact solution?
Yeah, I remember first-semester diff. eq., and the textbook's inability to be creative with the linear rate problems. Saltwater, populations, more saltwater, more populations... Heh.
get a life and learn how to program or something useful.
:-) More math posts!
Undergrad TA at Michigan State University. I don't have to teach anything, just grade homework.
Why do you need complex numbers to integrate a real function? The answer is of course:
int(exp(-x^2), x) = 1/2*sqrt(Pi)*erf(x)
As if Holy Grail in Lego wasn't funny enough...I LOVE that someone has co-opted geek pride to get Slashdotters to do their calc homework.
I would just like to take this opportunity to say that linux really sucks hardcore for many reasons.
This is for all the times I had to read m$ sucks when it had nothing to do with the article...
So there.
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