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Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Lego

slashdoter writes: "What could be better than combining Lego and Monty Python and the search for the holy grail? Well recording it and putting it online of course. Follow the link and smile." Quicktime or Windows Media. Scary. Needs to be much longer. :)

193 comments

  1. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Up your mothers ass!

    1. Re:First Post by cyborg_monkey · · Score: -1

      moo.... well that's the sound your mother made last night.

    2. Re:First Post by fenix+down · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I'll take the rapists for 20.

    3. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hey bartender over here
      Two more shots
      And two more beers
      Sir turn up the TV sound
      The war has started on the ground
      Just love those laser guided bombs
      They're really great
      For righting wrongs
      You hit the target
      And win the game
      From bars 3,000 miles away
      3,000 miles away
      We play the game
      With the bravery of being out of range
      We zap and maim
      With the bravery of being out of range
      We strafe the train
      With the bravery of being out of range
      We gain terrain
      With the bravery of being out of range
      With the bravery of being out of range
      We play the game
      With the bravery of being out of range

    4. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Thank you, Roger Waters.

      Now, it's time to unlease the Dogs of War.

    5. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      "Dogs of war, and men of hate, with no cause we don't discriminate..." Berk. Somebody needs to take Mr. Gilmour and his "Pink Floyd" bastardization out back and shoot them.

    6. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I am burning for you
      Yes, you know it's true!

  2. Katy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I love calculus!

    1. Re:Katy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      u r a dork. props 2 all da homie gangbangerz.

    2. Re:Katy! by cyborg_monkey · · Score: -1

      Look you, everyone here knows that Katy is a filthy whore. Why don't you accept this fact and move on?

      She does not love you, she only loves to suck nut-snot. And she does not care who's she is sucking.

    3. Re:Katy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      and props 2 all dead mujahedeen

    4. Re:Katy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      props to all dead WTC. hell yeah mulsim power.

    5. Re:Katy! by Frank+White · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      props 2 all da homie gangbangerz

      Gonna blast, squeeze first, ask questions last, that's how most of these so-called gangstas pass.
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  3. It's only a model by Jonathunder · · Score: 2

    Nice! It IS a silly place, but very fun.

  4. coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Lego and Linux both start with 'L'. Both are enjoyed primarily by homosexual goatse-loving morons. Is this a coincidence?

    1. Re:coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Then how do you, sir, explain Lycra?

  5. nothing in particular by Omega+Prime · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    posticus nearus beginingus

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  6. Very Cool. by Heem · · Score: 1

    That was really cool. Check out the 'Jewel Quest' (indiana jones)... i liked that even better.

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    1. Re:Very Cool. by jfunk · · Score: 2

      I highly enjoyed "Space Race" there. It reminded me of a classic Norman McLaren short.

      For something they won't show on Lego.com, check out Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World.

      It's pretty funny.

  7. And now for something completely different: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Penis.

    "Postercomment Opression Filter Violated. Citizen: Report to MinFreedom for your Democracy Lesson."

  8. Awesome by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    I watched this once it popped up on Ain't It Cool News (aintitcool.com) yesterday. Imagine CGI but with Legos. It looked more fluid than the old stop-motion clay-based creatures, yet I could see no obvious wires or such. It seemed very fluid, and yes, it was freaky due to the level of (I hate to say it) professionalism.

    Next thing you know, we'll have Connectix emulating Matrix, GI Joe re-creating the Gulf War, and Lincon Logs re-enacting the chopping of the cherry tree!

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  9. Buck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    n/t

  10. Good Lord by anotherone · · Score: 1
    Let's see... Legos, Monty Python, and online homemade movies...

    If you could somehow work Linux into the equation, 1,000,000 slashdot readers would jizz their pants simultaneously.

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    1. Re:Good Lord by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 1

      Umm, you're fogetting one important element:

      Natalie Portman!!!!

      (oh, and Hot Grits makes two important elements...)

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    2. Re:Good Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and an almost Fanatical devotion to the Pope.

      Three Important elements, there are Three Important elements...

      I'll come in again.

    3. Re:Good Lord by slashdoter · · Score: 1

      I should have worked in some wording about the Company that made a quicktime player for Linux, Then added a link to the sixth installment of ILM magic, or somthing like that on the starwars site that has Natile portman in a really hot outfit. BTW that video is interesting.

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    4. Re:Good Lord by theflamingmoose · · Score: 1

      I saw this several days ago and was rather curious as to how they got the lego men to bend the way they did.

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      The one and only flamingmoose,
  11. Sick of Lego by perdida · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Anybody else sick of Lego and Python?

    This is an understandable response to the horror and its effect on slashdot. It is an attempt to create a common culture among geeks.

    Well I think everyone should look at the debates on the Slashdot site about the WTC bombing, and look at all the different perspectives, and you will see that we all come from very differenet cultures and these cultures determine our views on important questions. We cannot really create a common culture with Nerf, Athlon, Linux, Monty Python, or Star Wars.

    I think that the slashdot editors are posting stories like this in order to bring back together a community which could easily fracture over the WTC retaliation arguments and arguments about safety, liberty and security.

    It is far more important to work through these arguments than to distract readers from them. This site has a constituency with the most chance of any to shed light on all perspectives of security and freedom questions, at least w/r/t technology.

    Although slashdot editors might not like >1K comments in a story, those threads will be more useful, and the conclusions from them more lasting, if we post these stories instead of Monty Python crap. Let the front page have space for these debates, and sideline Monty and Legos into the humor section.

    1. Re:Sick of Lego by anotherone · · Score: 1
      They put News For Nerds before Stuff That Matters in the tagline for a reason.

      Slashdot has always been just kinda freewheeling anything that taco thought was cool links and stuff... not a serious political debate site.

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    2. Re:Sick of Lego by acm · · Score: 1
      Let the front page have space for these debates, and sideline Monty and Legos into the humor section.

      Thats what user preferences is for. If you don't want comedy pieces, filter them out. You wont even know they're there.

    3. Re:Sick of Lego by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Well thank you, Mr. Wisdom! If you want to work through this shit that happened, it ain't gonna happen here. Try BadAssMofo (http:www.bamf.com/forum) for some good discussion of recent events. Oddly enough, they are really hashing this shit out really well, with lots of different opinions, points of view, and philosophies. There are even folks there that are being supportive. If you go there, look out for verve, that's me in that forum. May be it'll help to go and rant as much as you want (some have), talk about your feelings (many have), and just flip out and bust loose (some have, but don't be surprised if your post gets deleted).

      There are other, more "official" sites that can be used for grieving and talking, a bunch of which can be reached through the red cross web site.

      Slashdot just isn't the right place to grieve. It is techy, it is geeky, it is scientific. These attributes don't leave much room for emotion outside of the tech world. I am sure these people care, but there are other outlets for what you are expressing.

      I hope you come out of this ok.

      Bryan

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    4. Re:Sick of Lego by timmyboy · · Score: 1

      Look, _I_ happen to like legos and monty python, as well as intellectual discussions about current events, philosophy, theology and the like. I resent your attitude about what /. is or is not. For me (and I suspect many others) it is a place to gather information and broaden my horizons about things i know little about. so, just chill out and have a little fun every once and a while.

    5. Re:Sick of Lego by Judas96' · · Score: 1

      Since when did stories like this keep more WTC stories from being posted? I think there is room for both. This is just like the I HATE ANIME argument. You can turn off whatever you don't want. Perhaps you should start by taking off humour on your preferences.
      Just don't tell everybody else what they should be paying attention to as well. I find stories like this HELP during times like this, because it remdinds me that humans are capable of more than causing destruction and inflicting pain on others.
      But to each their own.

    6. Re:Sick of Lego by abelsson · · Score: 2

      Give it up.. Me for one is sick of constantly hearing about the WTC every waking hour of the day. First of all, it's offtopic for slashdot - if you want to talk terrorists, go to cnn. /. is precicely the place where posting links to monty python in lego is totally appropriate. Second, the WTC destruction has already been thouroghly discussed here. (also, killing thousands of human beings is obviously horrible, but it not like it doesn't happen every week. We don't stop our lives forever just because bad things happen)

      -henrik "feeling like spending some karma" abelsson

    7. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      fuck off you short sighted dickweed

    8. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... that's Ms. Wisdom. Get out of your stupid sexist hole and realize that perdida, and many other Slashdotters are female.

    9. Re:Sick of Lego by Caine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Congratulations to a well-performed troll.

    10. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Maybe it was supposed to be a joke?

    11. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      When gender is ambiguous, it is not sexist to choose one and go with it. The author of this comment clearly intended "Mr. Wisdom" to be interpreted as a sarcastic jab at the original poster. As such, artistic licence takes prcedence over politically-correctness.

    12. Re:Sick of Lego by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      This is an understandable response to the horror and its effect on slashdot.

      No it isn't. This *is* Slashdot. It's geeky stuff that's cool... when the war happens, we'll prbably be discussing all the cool nifty tech that used. That's who we are - people who develop and build stuff (hardware or software) because we think it's cool. You can bitch about trolls and l33t kiddies all you want, but stories like this are why I'm here, and why Mr. Taco and Hemos started the site.

      Everything has its place - last week, at my local Rocky Horror show, someone lit a paper plane on fire and threw it into the on-stage tower during "There's a Light". There were plenty of horrible lines and funny ones. Two people got pissed, but they can bite it... the whole point is to slaughter every damn sacred cow, the more tightly held, the better.

      That dosen't mean that Slashdotters don't care about recent or upcoming events, or that Rockyites are unfeeling bastards. It just means that we go on doing what we've always done.

      Or to put it another way - I don't yell at people for spraying me down with water guns at Rocky, so don't yell at people talking about Monty (SPAM) Python on Slashdot. Don't walk into a LAN party and demand people start playing tennis.

      the conclusions from them more lasting, if we post these stories instead of Monty Python crap

      If you want a more lasting conclusion, you should have joined the military or gotten involved in politics long before now. Now you're limited to writing senators or joining up as a raw recruit. If these things are important to you, *do* something, don't just yammer about it on the web, mentally masturbating and deluding yourself into thinking that a logical conclusion on a text forum can accomplish anything.

      Or, to drive the point home: Why the fuck are you talking to us? Go talk to a Senator, the President, the Prime Minister, NATO, or someone who can do something about the fire in your britches. In the meantime, I'll continue downloading video of little kn-ickets in modular plastic blocks, and enjoying it.

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      Evan "Who got far too little sleep last night" E.

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    13. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      yeah i fucked one and I had to gnaw my arm off to get away from her hairy ass

    14. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Q. Why do women have breasts?
      A. So men know who to pay the lower saleries to.

    15. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You mean "whom to pay the lower salaries to", dipshit.

    16. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seem to be some people who believe that doing anything except recalling in horror what happened (now almost two weeks ago) is somehow a sign of disrespect. Obviously, that's not the case. We've all heard about the various stages of grief (or whatever it is) -- some people move through things faster than others. I might even suggest that someone who still reacts in horror to anyone who would dare use humour hasn't yet learned how to effectively cope with grief.

    17. Re:Sick of Lego by laymil · · Score: 1

      until recent years, coinciding with the advent of political correctness and the hellish semantics it entails, the male pronoun was generaly accepted as appropriate for both sexes when speaking generally. rules change. people don't. so Ms. Wisdom, please, step down off of your high and mighty stead and join the discussion. if you don't like the atmosphere, the easiest and most sensible way to deal with it is leave.

      as a side note, i suppose you'd be offended if i referred to you as a chick. oh well.

    18. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Perdida?!?!?!

      Fuck, when will The Glorious Meept! and OOG be back?

    19. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      How the hell is this modded insightful? This is clearly flamebait!!

    20. Re:Sick of Lego by INicheI · · Score: 0

      I could care less about Lego. Legos were cool when I was like eight, but now a days I could care less.

    21. Re:Sick of Lego by selectspec · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Neee! Neeeeh! Neee NEeeeehh Niooo Neee neeeeh

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    22. Re:Sick of Lego by RESPAWN · · Score: 2

      News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.


      I believe that both are appropriate for /. The WTC tragedy is most definitely "stuff that matters," where as Monty Python and Legos qualify as "News for Nerds."

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    23. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Although slashdot editors might not like >1K comments in a story, those threads will be more useful, and the conclusions from them more lasting, if we post these stories instead of Monty Python crap.

      All those threads are still there. If you want to continue the discussion, go back and reply to them.

    24. Re:Sick of Lego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition:

      "So men know whom to pay the lower salaries."

  12. Vaginus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    P.S. What's up with all the phallic crapfloods here at SlashBot? Women power! A vagina is more useful and prettier anyways.

    1. Re:Vaginus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      A vagina is more useful and prettier anyways.


      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As for usefulness, a penis is more practical in that it allows urination standing up.

  13. Forget Final Fantasy... by nougatmachine · · Score: 2

    ...this is the new frontier of animation.

    1. Re:Forget Final Fantasy... by quonsar · · Score: 1

      ...this is the new frontier of animation.

      no, this is.

  14. Quicktime or Windows Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where can I find the specs of these formats?

  15. Futter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    NT.

  16. Yeah, I totally agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Penis / Vagina

    "...opression filter violated!"

  17. Man, this'll be /.ed soon by CmdrMightyTaco · · Score: 0

    Glad I got to see it before then!
    Now if only there were a Lego "holy hand grenade"...
    And where the heck is Sir Robin???

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  18. This Has Been Posted on Slashdot Before! by head_the_mongoose · · Score: -1

    I'll try and verify the date/time but this has definetly been here before... is slashdot's memory getting shorter (no insult intended).

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    1. Re:This Has Been Posted on Slashdot Before! by head_the_mongoose · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A thousand apologies to all I may have misled, it was actually a home-made version before.

      I will never again jump to conclusions

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  19. xanim, or what? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2

    How can I play these on my Linux box? Is there a codec for xanim, or do I need a different player?
    -russ

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    1. Re:xanim, or what? by keesh · · Score: 2

      The KDE media player can handle those formats.

    2. Re:xanim, or what? by Balinares · · Score: 1

      Mind giving details, please?
      It's apparently not possible to download the Windows Media movie at all (it's a streamed thing, apparently), and the codecs in the Quicktime one (Sorenson, pile of crap...) aren't recognized by xanim, which my version of the KDE 2.1.1 multimedia player uses for Quicktime movies.

      If you succeeded in playing the movies under Linux, please tell us how you did it? Thanks in advance.

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    3. Re:xanim, or what? by jfunk · · Score: 2

      Go to Codeweavers. It'll cost you a couple of bucks, but it's worth it.

      Oh, and yes, this is the only thing out there that works.

    4. Re:xanim, or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem...

      Software is free. I don't pay for software.

      Thank you.

    5. Re:xanim, or what? by jfunk · · Score: 1

      So, you felt the need to express your penchant for piracy, why?

      I suggest you grow up.

    6. Re:xanim, or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe in "piracy." What I believe in is known as "software liberation." Software wants to be free, so I make it free.

      If that's a crime, then lock me up.

    7. Re:xanim, or what? by jfunk · · Score: 1

      You obviously have no grasp on the concept of Free Software.

      It has nothing to do with getting software without paying for it. It has everything to do with being able to modify the source to fix bugs, extend functionality, etc. The software I posted a link to has source available here. The big difference is that Codeweavers, a major contributor to the Wine project, packaged it up nicely for me.

      Hey, if you think programmers should work hard and not get paid, that's fine. That's your opinion, albeit childish. I'm a programmer at a Linux company and I like being able to eat. I pay for my Free Software and I get it packaged nicely, on a DVD, with books. Free Software developers end up getting paid this way, too.

      I am totally convinced that you are either a troll, or less than 15 years old. Either way, people like you make the rest of us look like war3z fiends, which is not the case.

    8. Re:xanim, or what? by anshil · · Score: 1

      I tried kde media player, no doesn't it supports this format, must have been a wrong comment :/

      I looked on the internet and downloaded&compiled some packages for linux who promised to play quicktime movies.

      xmovie - compiled after a small patch, but failed to load this file.
      mp2movie - promised to be able to convert quicktime movies to mpg, no go.
      lamp - installed easily with .rpm but read that this movie has a length of 0 :(

      So I tried but I could watch it, doesn't seem to be a "normal" quicktime movie, the existing linux quicktime players could play.

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    9. Re:xanim, or what? by anshil · · Score: 1

      Acording to the xanim homepage this format is yet unsupported:
      http://xanim.va.pubnix.com/xa_unsupported.html

      So far I could find out this stream is coded using a "QDM2 Codec".

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  20. way too much free time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, someone's got way too much free time and/or Lego's got too much money laying around.

    That said, I wouldn't mind if they did whole movie ;)

    1. Re:way too much free time by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

      I wanna see the black knight scene!
      :)

  21. how much of this... by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

    can you do with the lego studio product out of the box?

    I'm assuming things like the moving lips involve some kind of professional ($$$) equipment not included in the base/retail product.

    1. Re:how much of this... by BravoXL · · Score: 0

      Don't know if you can, but it would be great. I could easily see a niche market develop for this sort of thing. I would love to give it a shoot.

  22. Roger Waters is a genius. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's scary how relevant Amused to Death is even today.

  23. What's even scarier.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Neither format is Linux compatible and yet it was posted on Slashdot!

    1. Re:What's even scarier.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Linux is my cock you scum sucking homophobe likig shitface cock knob dick eating shitface bastard!!

      and you can't accessorize

      2 minutes how the fuck am I supposed to troll?

    2. Re:What's even scarier.... by slashdoter · · Score: 2

      Just b/c it's not linux compatable dosn't make it bad. Sure I would rather Have it in a Mpeg but it's still worth booting up windows or checking it out at work monday if your Linux pure at home.

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  24. Deja Vu all over again! by cjsnell · · Score: 2, Informative

    I knew I'd seen this somewhere before...

    1. Re:Deja Vu all over again! by Modab · · Score: 1
      Slashdot's previous article is a link to screenshots. This, though similar, is an actual movie, which is more impressive, and twice as funny, IMO.
      I appreciate the thoroughness of it. Even the background characters are fully animated. The skeleton is totally peaches.

    2. Re:Deja Vu all over again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't see shit you fucking moron. That's a totally different link.

  25. Some porn for ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Early on in our friendship, Andrea had a bad falling out with some of her closest friends. Friends she had had since childhood. After a particularly bad day at school, we were talking and she mentioned something her father had told her. He had said that if a person has one or two really good friends in their life, they were a lucky person. This really depressed her. She took it that she might never find a close friend who she could trust. I made a vow before God that night that I would be one of those friends to her, that I would not betray her, and that even if she didn't necessarily want me, I would be there for her. This was THE biggest mistake of my life.

    As Andrea withdrew herself further from me, I was obligated both by my vow, and my love for her to continue to be her friend, no matter the cost to our friendship. I watched in agony as she went through trial after trial, refusing to let me help or even listen. She avoided me, she ignored me, she came close to even lying to me (which is something she never does). I went through this hellish experience for several months. I thought it would get better. It did not. It only got worse. Now, I have very few virtues, but one of the ones that I do lay claim to is I am a man (or boy, if you must) or my word. I do not lie and I try my absolute best to keep my promises. I was tied to her by a vow, I could not leave her alone. I had to stay with her, unwanted baggage, and continue to accept whatever punishment she wished to inflict upon me.

    Then, an apparent way out appeared. Andrea met a guy named Michael. Now, I did not find out about this immediately. In fact, it took some piecing together of facts to figure this out. First, I called Andrea Saturday to see if she wanted to do something with a mutual friend and myself. She said she had plans. Fine, I mean, it's not like she was obligated to do anything with me but I was curious. I asked her what she was doing. She said she was doing something with a friend. It was obvious she didn't want to name this friend, so a let it drop. Later that day while I raked the yard with a friend of mine, a car I didn't know drove by and honked at us. We figured it was Andrea and her friend and went back to raking. The next day at school, Andrea came up to me (a rarity in, and of itself) and said she had seen me and my friend raking. I then mentioned we heard the car and figured it was her. I made the mistake of asking who she had been with, she suddenly turned around and walked away without a word. Apparently I was supposed to be blind, deaf, and stupid. I let the matter die.

    Later, I overheard some of her friends talking about Michael, this new guy she had met. She had gone to the prom with him (he went to a different school), I also overheard that that was who she had been with when the mysterious car had honked. I figured it was a taboo subject for me so I didn't ask. I knew I wouldn't get anywhere and would probably just anger her more (why I don't know). Anyway, it was about this time I got news from my father that he had received a good job offer from a company in Raleigh, NC. I was reluctant to go. NH was the first place I'd ever felt like I belonged. Andrea was in NH. I couldn't abandon her. I voted against leaving. My father asked for a reason, and he wanted a logical reason involving cold, hard facts, NOT feelings and a promise. I stalled. My father gave me a period of time to decide and give him a reason. The night before I had to give him my answer, our high school choir was performing their last concert of the year. Andrea and I were both in the choir. During the concert I was racked with indecision. I got through the performance and was going to talk it over with my good friend Josh. As we sat in my car and discussed it, Andrea came over with Michael to introduce him to me. We were introduced, and he seemed like a nice guy, even through my intense jealousy. I decided that he would be capable hands to leave Andrea in. After driving home the long way and thinking it over, I cast my vote to leave NH.

    1. Re:Some porn for ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes? Yes? And then what happened? You can't leave it there, man .. finish the story!

  26. Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Moslem or Christian Mullah or Pope
    Preacher or poet who was it wrote
    Give any one species too much rope
    And they'll fuck it up.

  27. Surfin' USA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm pickin' up good vibrations
    She's givin' me excitations

  28. Holy Grail DVD release in October by sph · · Score: 3, Informative
    Funny no one has mentioned it yet, but on October 23rd there will be an excellent 2-disc DVD release of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In addition to Holy Grail in Lego it includes for example "subtitles for people who don't like the movie" and "follow the killer rabbit". Here's the full and totally wicked list of extras:
    • Disc 1
    • Commentaries by Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones, plus "general complaints and back-biting" by John Cleese, Eric Idle & Michael Palin
    • "Follow The Killer Rabbit" Feature
    • A special version for the Hard of Hearing
    • "A glorious extra 24 seconds absolutely free"
    • On-screen Screenplay allowing you to read it while you watch the movie
    • Trailer
    • Disc 2
    • Three sing-alongs
    • "The Quest for the Holy Grail Locations" documentary with Michael Palin and Terry Jones
    • "How To Use Your Coconuts" - an educational film
    • Monty Python and the Holy Grail in Japanese, with English subtitles
    • Monty Python and the Holy Grail In Lego
    • "On Location with The Pythons" - an 18-minute location report made in 1974 by BBC Film Night (broadcast December 19, 1974)
    • Interactive Cast Directory
    • Terry Gilliam's original sketches plus posters
    • Behind-the-Scenes Photos
    • "A Load of Old Rubbish - a surprise package of mystery items specially included for the mentally challenged"
    • Unused Locations & Ideas
    • Trailers
    • Weblinks for nerds
    1. Re:Holy Grail DVD release in October by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      DVD release

      And at no extra charge: The LOSS OF YOUR FAIR USE RIGHTS*! Thats right you, the Consumer(TM) receive completely free the prospect of violating DMCA if you choose to make backup copies of your own fairly-purchased-product.

      *Offer only available in The United States of America(TM)

    2. Re:Holy Grail DVD release in October by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Backup copies" eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink, Say no more, say no more, say no more!

  29. Grrrr.... by HerrNewton · · Score: 1

    2001-08-21 23:09:18 Monty Python and the Holy Grail animated in Lego (articles,quickies)

    I thought it worthy of only a quickie. Ahh well anyway....

    This was done by a friend of mine, Tim Drage and his associate Tony Mines. Together they form
    Spite Your Face Productions. Check that site for more Lego anim, including a condensed version of 2001.

    And oh, they got paid to play with Lego by Lego itself. Neat, huh?

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    1. Re:Grrrr.... by slashdoter · · Score: 1

      heh, I get it in after you do but I still get the Karma. Sad sad world. This has happend more than once to me.

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    2. Re:Grrrr.... by HerrNewton · · Score: 2

      Hey it's cool... not bitching at you or anything :)

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  30. Anal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
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    1. Re:Anal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      There's only one proper reply to this crap.

      Where's the ascii goatse.cx guy when he's needed?

  31. STOP MODDING UP TROLLS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Enough said. Go check the previous comments of this poster before handing out "Insightful" moderations like $3 crack.

  32. ahhh....gotta love the internet. by laymil · · Score: 1

    finally, something to put my faith back behind the human race. figures it was monty python that did it. hehe.
    on a more sensible note:
    i've read a few comments bashing both monty python and lego in the preceding threads. these people just simply need to understand that lego is news for nerds, and monty python IS stuff that matters. the original python stuff was mostly political satire and the like. it was funny...but it was also relevant. although it may have lost some of that relevance in its move across the pond to the states, the ideas behind the python group live on...the social satire melded into hilarious comedy. its something that works. don't bash it.
    as for lego...we all grew up on lego. as we get older, the company seems to offer more and more toys for us to use...and we, as a community, seem to come up with more innovative ways to use them. personally, i believe that lego promotes problem solving ability as well as sheer fun. as i've said previously: don't bash it.
    thus, only one conclusion can be drawn from this:
    MONTY PYTHON FSCKING ROCKS THE LEGO HOUSE!

    1. Re:ahhh....gotta love the internet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MONTY PYTHON FSCKING ROCKS THE LEGO HOUSE!
      That's "hizzouse." Ah geeks, so out of touch with modern culture.

  33. Oh the ironing! by Pope · · Score: 2

    Funny, I went to see the MPATHG re-release in the theatre last night, and after the Camelot scene, my friend turned to me and said "I think I liked the Lego one better!"

    And yes, this has been here before :P

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  34. bah. by Leven+Valera · · Score: 1

    It's only a model.

    [i]Blatently stolen from another poster on a another thread.[/i]

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  35. Don't forget DVDs are EVIL!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, DVDs are evil! They won't let you copy them because the movie studios are evil and actually expect to be paid for spending millions of dollars to make a movie for people to see. And they won't let you view them on the .5% of computers which run Linux, either. Don't support DVDs!

  36. I realize it is silent by ellem · · Score: 2

    I know you can't hear it but I clapping VERY loud right now

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  37. Humor matters by melquiades · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was really surprised and impressed at some of the thoughtful, probing discussion of the terrorist attacks on Slashdot. Unlike many of the respondents to your post, I really do think the discussion is important.

    However, humor is important too. It reminds us of our humanity, and keeps us sane -- which, in the current rush for military retalitation, is a very important thing. If we can laugh for a moment, we may find our perspective on the serious is a bit more balanced when we return to it.

    Neither the serious nor the silly is out of place here. And as for the "attempt to create a geek culture" ... well, honestly, I don't care a rat's ass about the Xbox, so I just skip those articles. This astonishing power of indifference is available to you, too: if you are sick of the WTC, or Legos, or Monty Python, or Jon Katz ... don't read the frickin' article! The editors of Slashdot can only suggest topics of discussion; they can't make people care. Geek culture will emerge on its own, in all its quirky multifacted yummy goodness.

  38. Another good lego movie: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Another funny lego movie is Legos are not Enough. I saw this at a film festival, and it beat out all the other 'serious' films, even though it was made by a bunch of engineering students whereas its competition was made by people who wore a lot of black clothing.

    1. Re:Another good lego movie: by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      Another funny lego movie is Legos are not Enough. [umich.edu] I saw this at a film festival, and it beat out all the other 'serious' films, even though it was made by a bunch of engineering students whereas its competition was made by people who wore a lot of black clothing.

      Holy crap! That's me! That's us!

      This certainly explains all the sudden congestion on our cable modem line. Everyone is trying to download our movie at once. I literally just ran up the stairs to tell my roommates (whom I made the movie with) that we were being Slashdotted. Wow.

      I had thought about submiting our site (and movie) to Slashdot before. After all, the editors seem to be suckers for "LEGOmation" stories. I thought better of it, though. So, thank you for posting Mr. Anonymous Coward, sir. (Who are you, btw?)

      For the record, though, we aren't all engineers. Two of us are studying Computer Engineering. One is studying Architecture, and the other is studying History. Also, let me just quickly mention that we won awards at that film festival for "Best of Show" and "Most Original."

      Check out our website. It's actually http://4guys1brain.cjb.net/, but I had to move it when our port 80 got blocked due to Code Red.

      OK, I'm all over the road at this point. I apologize for this rambling, slightly offtopic post, but I think I'm going to hit submit anyway...

  39. Now this? by vex24 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    First sketch-book style quake, and now Monty Python legos?
    I had to reload to make sure I wasn't reading a /. page from last May! ;)

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  40. Download Link by citizenc · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Download Link by suss · · Score: 2

      Before downloading this file, you'll need to log in with GameSpy ID. It's like a big ol' ticket to ride on our whole network.

      No, Thanks. Think before posting links that need registration.

    2. Re:Download Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    3. Re:Download Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that by posting here, the wait over at FilePlanet has jumped from about 5mins to 285mins, don't you?

    4. Re:Download Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators: mod this evil link down to save people the pain of dealing with Gamespy!

    5. Re:Download Link by Emperor+Cezar · · Score: 1

      I've tried all the links to the public server. They are ALL full. Am I mistaken, of did we just slashdot fileplant?

    6. Re:Download Link by Control-Z · · Score: 1
      No, we didn't /. FilePlanet. FilePlanet was already screwed long before /. got there.

  41. As usual... by smnolde · · Score: 2
    ... we've slashdotted the server.

    Are you a terrorist? Click Here!

    1. Re:As usual... by morpheus800e · · Score: 1

      http://claancy.cwru.edu/holygrail.mov for the hi-quality quicktime version.

  42. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    RoTfLmAo. LoLoLoLoL. ^_^ plz die thx

  43. This isn't intended to be wholly political site by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    /. had stories about the WTC crises when there were things we would do to help, and when there were new developments. But this site is supposed to be "news for nerds", and there's nothing wrong with posting a funny story. If you want to debate the WTC crises, excellent - we do need to talk about this as a society. But /. is not always the place to talk about it.

    This story wasn't posted to save the community or some such thing - it was posted because it is a funny nerdy story, the sort of thing /. was made for.

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    1. Re:This isn't intended to be wholly political site by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      Its also "Stuff that matters" arguably, this is stuff that matters.

  44. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well, if you love calculus so much, what is the integral of ((x^5)*exp(x^2)) with respect to x? Huh?

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      1/2*x^4*exp(x^2)-x^2*exp(x^2)+exp(x^2)

  45. Excellent Troll! by egg+troll · · Score: -1

    Huzzah's all around for your marvellous troll. I am honored to have read it. Salut!

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  46. thank you for the kind response by perdida · · Score: 1

    (nt)

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    Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.
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  47. Benny Hill. Now there's comedy. by simetra · · Score: 1

    When will people realize that the great comedic genius of late 20th century England was Benny Hill, not these numbskulls called Monty Python!
    Come on, get with the program.

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    1. Re:Benny Hill. Now there's comedy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uh, yeah. But you can't animate Benny Hill with Legos, the little Legoids don't have boobs.

      Annonymous Kev
      Proudly posting as AC since 1997

  48. Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Though you need to be more careful with your parenthesis: (1/2)*(x^4*exp(x^2)-x^2*exp(x^2)+exp(x^2)). Also, don't forget your arbitrary constant of integration!


    Anyway, /. needs more math geeks, good to see somebody who knows what's important in life (mathematics) posting here.

    1. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      And what's the integral of exp(-x^2) with respect to x?

    2. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Actually I find partial differential equations more interesting than basic calculus.

      Dxx(f) = - a * Dtt(f)

    3. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Easily calculated within the complex plane and residues.

      -1/2*I*sqrt(pi)*erf(Ix);

      where sqrt(I) = -1 and erf() is the standard error function.

    4. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Try a real man's wave equation:

      Dxx(f)-(1/|x|^2)*f=-Dt(f)
      or with appropriate constants: -h^2/(8*pi^2*m)Dxx(f)+V(x)f=-i*h/(2*pi)Dt(f)
      V(r)=-e^2/(4*pi*eps0*r^2) [e=1.6E-19 coulomb]
      where x is a general coordinate (in 3-d, Dxx is then equivalent to del^2)

      For even more fun, try it for 2 functions, f1 and f2 with the coupling term e^2/(4*pi*eps0*(x1-x2)^2) tossed into V(x). I'd like to see your exact solution to that one.

    5. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      It's a linear partial differential equation so just separate the variables:

      f(x,t)=u(x)T(t)

      and collect the differentiation operator and V(x) into a one operator:

      H = a*Dxx + V(x)

      where the constant a contains the stuff in front of Dxx.

      Operate on both sides on the f(x,t). The left side yields:

      Hf(x) = Ef(x)

      and the right side:

      ih/(2*pi)Dt(T(f)) = E*T(t)

      The first equation is a standard second order eigenvalue differential equation with a set of solutions u(x)_n and eigenvalues E_n.

      The operator T has the solution:

      T(t) = exp(-i*2*pi*E_n*t/h)

      Thus,

      We have a set of solutions for each state n:

      f_n(x,t) = u_n(x)*exp(-i*2*pi*E_n*t/h)

      and the general solution is a sum:

      f(x,t) = SUM(Cn*f_n(x,t))

    6. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      But you did't solve anything... I wanna see Laguerre polynomials dammit! :)

    7. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      As I say to my students: look'em up from the table like everybody else does.

      I really liked functional analysis because it taught you to solve some very nasty stuff without actually writing out the explicit solution. ;-)

    8. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Where do you teach?

    9. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Good point. I'd hate to see the explicit solution written out in ASCII, too. I'd guess 2 or 3 lines for the any of the excited eigenstates with nonzero .

      Operator methods definitely rock. A bit of trouble (at least my classmates thought so) to learn at first, but very elegant and powerful. Mad props to Heisenberg and Dirac on that one. :)

    10. Re:Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      D'oh! That was supposed to be "nonzero ." Damn similarity between expectation value brackets and HTML tags...

      Anyway, this is going into way too many levels of replies. Most of these comments are only 20 colums wide or so now. Feel like finding another thread to invade with math and physics geeks?

  49. Sigh by egg+troll · · Score: -1

    That was a sad attempt at karma whoring. Even sadder is someone will probably mod it up. :(

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  50. A better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use Windows. Chances are you already have a CD around, so it won't cost you a cent. Oh, and IE 6 is *years* ahead of any browser available for Linux, and Windows Media codecs get far better compression and sound quality than the stupid MPEG and Quicktime codecs.

    1. Re:A better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a different place and time, you would have probably been a proud member of Hitler-Jugend, because they had so neat uniforms.

    2. Re:A better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course I would! But only until I got old enough to join the Waffen-SS. THERE'S where the REALLY neat uniforms were! Aaah, I can see myself dressed in an ultracool Tarnjacke, greasing Verbrechergesicht-yanks with my StG 44 in the Ardennes.

      Another AC than the one you replied to.

    3. Re:A better idea by jfunk · · Score: 1
      Chances are you already have a CD around, so it won't cost you a cent.


      Actually, I don't have one around.

      I've been using Linux for around 8 years now and I'll be damned if I'm going to blast away my OS for one that doesn't have the applications I need/use.

      To be fair, some of those apps are available for Windows, but those versions always lag the UNIX ones. It's also a major pain-in-the-ass to install everything. I really cannot stand the endless download-install-download-install cycle just to get a usable system (for me, a fresh Windows install is unusable). My OS already comes with everything I need.
  51. WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The parenthesis were right. It would be simpler to write:


    (1/2)*(x^4-2*x^2+2)*exp(x^2)

    1. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      1/2*x^4*exp(x^2)-x^2*exp(x^2)+exp(x^2)


      You had 1/2 multiplied by the first term only.

    2. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      That's why I multiplied the other two terms by 2, so (1/2) would multiply all terms. I think it's simpler to multiply two terms by 2 than by exp(x^2)

  52. Excellent! by egg+troll · · Score: -1

    The clapping is masking the slurpy wet sound of your mom giving me a scorching hummer. Nice woman, your mom. She even gave me the pinky up the ass, which I enjoy.

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  53. We know it's you, Katz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    shit man, I'm gonna go whack off to that dangling cock scene from the life of Brian. It will be hard, but I will attempt to forget the WTC attack for 2.476 seconds.

    ...Women power! A vagina is more useful...

  54. It's NOT coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know from reliable sources that Linus Torvalds is gay

  55. Get out of your stupid sexist hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's your favorite Tori Amos album? Are you listening to it right now? Let's be buddies.

    1. Re:Get out of your stupid sexist hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I prefer Natalie Merchant.

  56. lame! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...well that was: you pay extra to be that lame.

  57. And here's a tougher one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A large tank is partially filled with 100 gallons of fluid in which 10 pounds of salt is dissolved. Brine containing 1/2 pound of salt per gallon is pumped into the tank at a rate of 6 gal/min. The well-mixed solution is then pumped out at a slower rate of 4 gal/min. Find the number of pounds of salt in the tank after 30 minutes.


    (The answer is ~64.38 pounds). Have fun!

    1. Re:And here's a tougher one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Sheesh. Try something not copied verbatim from your first-semester differential equations homework. (BTW, What's with elementary d.e. texts and salt water?)

  58. Partial D.E.'s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Many people consider D.E. to be a part of calculus.

  59. Need Quicktime to watch the video? Read This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Codeweavers has released the 1.0 version of their CrossOver plugin for Linux.
    In short, this allows you to view Shockwave, Quicktime movies, Word and Excel files from your browser (Netscape and Mozilla or Konqueror).

    It runs the plugins in a Wine session, has it's own compact setup utility and is absolutely one of the best applications I've ever bought for my Linux system.

    Oh, Did I mention you have to purchase it? it's 30USD for the cd, or 20USD for the downloadable version.
    Know also if you purchase it you are supporting a company who happens to be the major financial backer for the Wine Project.

    http://www.codeweavers.com

    And me? I have no affiliation with them other than being a happy customer. It's time to give something back.

    1. Re:Need Quicktime to watch the video? Read This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know that software should be free. Ever hear of the Open Source Movement?

      I would never pay $20, or $10, or $5, or $2, or $1, or $0.50, or $0.25, or $0.125, or $0.0625, or even $0.03125 for software!

  60. Lousy Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    These things wouldn't happen if slashdot would allow Maple or Mathematica formatting in the posts.

  61. What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Umm...sqrt(I) DOES NOT =-1. I=sqrt(-1)

    1. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      My bad.

      It's 1 am here...

    2. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Yeah, I hear you. One time on a test (the morning after a party), I claimed that dx/dx=x. Oops. ;)

  62. A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "For even more fun, try it for 2 functions, f1 and f2 with the coupling term e^2/(4*pi*eps0*(x1-x2)^2) tossed into V(x). I'd like to see your exact solution to that one."


    Interesting. I haven't had quantum mechanics yet. Is an exact (proper) solution to this possible, or is any solution going to be expressed as a series or inexact solution?

    1. Re:A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      There is an exact solution for two coupled particles and approximate solutions for more.

      A self-consistent numerical solution is the only realistic way to go with this equation.

    2. Re:A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What is a good quantum textbook?

    3. Re:A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No exact solution to the second one exists. It's convenient, though, that spin interactions keep pretty large, making the Coulomb interaction between the electrons small enough to be treated with perturbation theory (in most cases). Thus, 2 solutions are possible: an approximate solution to the exact equation, or an exact solution to an approximate equation. Approximating the solution to the exact equation is easy, just find a programmer with some knowlege of quadrature.

      Coming up with an approximate equation (perturbation theory is dedicated to doing this) is enough of a bitch that half of my second semester quantum class was spent exploring methods to do it.

      "I haven't had quantum mechanics yet."
      And you recognized the Schroedinger equation? Or did you just recognize h/2pi and the Coulomb potential? (side note: SHIT! I just realized that I put 1/r^2 in what was supposed to be the potential... been grading too much freshman e&m homework lately, thinking in forces and fields instead of potentials.) Either way, it's good to see another physics geek here.

    4. Re:A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      No exact solution to the second one exists.

      There IS a solution for a central field problem with two interacting bodies in a Coulomb field: hydrogen atom.

    5. Re:A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I recognized the schrodinger equation because I saw it in second semester physics w/ calculus (Halliday/Resnick/Walker). Yeah, /. needs more physics geeks. :)

    6. Re:A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Depends on what kind of an style you like.

      If you want a more analytical (mathematically) treatment, try classics like E. Merzbacher, "Quantum Mechanics". The drawback is that its mathematics gets really convoluted at times but some people like it that way.

      I myself like a more practical approach with numerical solution methods as there are no restrictions on the potential. That way I can also combine two loves of mine: Physics and coding. Try J.M. Thijssen's "Computational Physics" (Cambridge Press, 1999, ISBN 0 521 57588 5).

      I'd also recommend Richard Feynman's "Lectures" series. Old, not very mathematical but has a VERY intuitive hands-on approach and brilliantly written.

    7. Re:A question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The first equation posed was for an isolated hydrogen atom, with the nucleus assumed fixed and pointlike. The second was for a 3-particle problem (or 2 particle and 1 field): 2 electrons and 1 nucleus (again assumed fixed and pointlike), i.e. helium.

      There is no exact solution for 2 interacting particles in an external Coulomb field.

  63. OMG!! Awesome! by Elminst · · Score: 1

    That was by far the best thing i have seen all week.

    Maybe i need to get out more..

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  64. Ha ha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah, I remember first-semester diff. eq., and the textbook's inability to be creative with the linear rate problems. Saltwater, populations, more saltwater, more populations... Heh.

  65. nerds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    get a life and learn how to program or something useful.

    1. Re:nerds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      What?

      You mean stop doing mathematics and thus spoil a perfect Saturday evening?

  66. Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    :-) More math posts!

  67. freshman e&m homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Where do you teach? Or are you a grad student?

    1. Re:freshman e&m homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Undergrad TA at Michigan State University. I don't have to teach anything, just grade homework.

  68. The answer should have been.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monty Python the search for the holy block.

    ~N

  69. Complex numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why do you need complex numbers to integrate a real function? The answer is of course:

    int(exp(-x^2), x) = 1/2*sqrt(Pi)*erf(x)

  70. This is PRECIOUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As if Holy Grail in Lego wasn't funny enough...I LOVE that someone has co-opted geek pride to get Slashdotters to do their calc homework.

    1. Re:This is PRECIOUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you done your homework yet?

  71. simplest access to it with quicktime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the plugin has an option to cache a copy. then it's just a matter of searching your hard drive.

    as for downloading it... well, that's so complicated and all...

    1. Re:simplest access to it with quicktime by mobets · · Score: 0

      the plugin never ran, so I just view source'ed and found the addy for the file. pointed Mozilla at it, and downloaded it right off Lego. and it's still in my clipboard, so I'll add it here

      http://www.lego.com/studios/screening/media/montyp ythonlg.mov

      this is the 3MB one

      --

      It was me, I did it, I moved your cheese
  72. The Lyrics, in case you couldn't make 'em out by SirJimbo · · Score: 1

    We're Knights of the Round Table.
    We dance whene'er we're able.
    We do routines and chorus scenes
    With footwork impeccable.
    We dine well here in Camelot.
    We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

    We're Knights of the Round Table.
    Our shows are formidable,
    But many times we're given rhymes
    That are quite unsingable.
    We're opera mad in Camelot.
    We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

    In war we're tough and able,
    Quite indefatigable.
    Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
    It's a busy life in Camelot.

    I have to push the pram a lot.

  73. Linux Sucks by g_bit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I would just like to take this opportunity to say that linux really sucks hardcore for many reasons.

    This is for all the times I had to read m$ sucks when it had nothing to do with the article...

    So there.

  74. Remember Final Fantasy! by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 2

    How darest thou besmirch the holiness that is photorealist animation and its Japanese conceptors! The greatness of that form is infinitely beyond all others, and any likes thineself who should denounce it can repent for that infinite sin by enduring and embracing infinite suffering in life and after! They thou mayest praise the holy Squaresoft and its Master Sakaguchi, who art the true Lord and Saviour in this age, and every age. Amen.

  75. OMG No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thread has been hit by the dreaded recursive down-moderation weapon of slashcode 2.0, a.k.a the Troll Nuke. Many innocent posts have been killed today. I'm about to throw up.

  76. Download link from Lego by nerdguy0 · · Score: 1
    --
    "In /dev/null no one can hear you stream."
  77. Rabbit by joskay · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Were is the rabbit? I need the holy grenade....

  78. /. by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 2

    On second thoughts..... let's not log on to slashdot - t'is a silly place!

  79. Get help, wanker.. by JonKatz · · Score: 0


    I think you're solution is a good one, truly, but this really is me, and I think you're definitely losing altitude..seeing Katz everywhere, eh? Scotch might help, too....This made my week

  80. The best! by Compulawyer · · Score: 2

    This is now my favorite clip on the Internet. All I want to know is when the entire movie is going to be released in Lego-vision.

    --

    Laws affecting technology will always be bad until enough techies become lawyers.

  81. not necessarily by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    If its open source what's stoping someone else burning pkg CDs with all the info in the book in a txt file or 2, then flogging it at half the price the Connectix or whatever programmers are flogging their pkg CDs for, & then not giving the coders a cut at all?

    1. Re:not necessarily by jfunk · · Score: 1

      Nothing, nobody can stop anyone from doing that.

      On the other hand, the community prefers companies that pay the coders. Codeweavers, Troll Tech, SuSE, Mandrake and Red Hat all pay people to do major work on Free Software projects.

      Like many others, I'm only too happy to pay for that.

  82. Support Ogg Tarkin by jonabbey · · Score: 2

    f you think it's wrong to have to pay to access video files then, heck, I'm sympathetic, but the only way you're going to be able to avoid it is if folks help to support projects like Ogg Tarkin.

    Free software is something you give, not something you can take. If the CodeWeavers folks have done good work, there's not a thing in the world wrong with them charging for it.

  83. stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but does this have normal subtitles?

    a friend of mine has been after subtitled Python for years, he's hearing impaired and they don't release subtitles for Python for some reason.

  84. leggo my logo! It's trademarked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK. this is actually at test post, but I had to be at least *close* to on-topic.