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Star Trek: Enterprise Reactions?
So, what did you think of it? The theme song has to go. Commander Tucker ("Kumanduh Tuckah") needs to get a personality other than "he'll be just like McCoy, only clumsy and stupid". Is it really necessary to rehash "cold emotionless Vulcans vs. thoughtless, reckless humans"? That plot device was old thirty years ago and it's physically painful to watch now. How can armor plating go "offline"? Electromagnetic shields maybe, but one of the virtues of a hunk of steel is that it doesn't go "offline". And what's with the soft porn? I was waiting for the bow-chicka-bow-wow music to kick in. CT: I didn't get to see it! I don't get UPN! Curses!
I'm so 1337
First POst yo!!
t'pau has nice silicon t*ts -- i didn't know vulcans were allowed to get breast implants!
Wow, Michael. Could you post a few more spoilers on the top of the front page? I don't think there are enough.
First we complain about day old news. Now we complain about news before it happens. Will we ever be happy?
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
And then I had to run to the bathroom for..umm..tissue...
LFS. Have you built your system today?
Not even in the days of Kirk was the psuedo-pr0n as bad as it was in Voyager. Bet they'll follow suit with the Vulcan chick.
"You spoony bard!" -Tellah
I know who I would want to leap into next.
"I'm sorry, that paper cut looks pretty nasty. Better safe than sorry - time to apply more full-body decontaminating gel."
t'pau has nice silicon t*ts
You've been doing too much microprocessor design... That's silicone. silicon t*ts is what Laura Croft had until she got "live actioned"
First, West Coast Viewers - you should know better not to read this until you've watched it - stop your bitching.
Second, I liked the way Captain Bakula is already setting the presidence for needing the bumper sticker "Kiss me if your alien". A prelude to the Shatner days.
I think it will take a season to iron out all the kinks just like in the previous "treks". I'm not crazy about the music, but it'll probably grow on me over time.
Finally, they do need to get a few more technical consultants on the staff so they don't violate the temporal stream of things.
Enjoy!
nice try, troller, but you pushed it too far: Troi (a troll for sure) as most beautiful? ha! next time try to make it sound realistic.
So is the Enterprise running a Linux kernel or Windoze 2151 (XP 32455.7 OS5SE)?
"Kiss me if your alien".
If my alien what?
English isn't my mother tongue, so feel free to flame me for any possible linguistical mistakes, but when I see (presumably) native speakers writing "your" when they mean "you're/you are", "should of" when they mean "should have", "ect" when they mean "et c./et cetera" I'm developing aortical aneurysms!
THINK for God's sake! Does "should of" make any sense? No. Does "should have" make any sense? Yes. Why the hell do people write "should of" then?
I wonder if the people do actually read the stories submitted? because the last month I have been submitting stories that where rejected in about 1hr later. The same storie(s) get posted by others or (for example) on kuroshin without problems
Is a submission of a story depending on one person? or on a few people who vote yes/no? because it is certainly taking away my interest and motivation to even post another (interesting) story again.
--- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
Dear Slashdot editors,
I read one of your stories today. It wasn't very good, I didn't find it interesting, and it was filled with grammatical errors.
I don't think I'll be reading your little site anymore.
Love,
A Reader
Potato chips are a by-yourself food.
Because many people are only functionally literate; they write as they speak. And if
that seems harsh, one should at least be able
concede that typed material for something such
as an online forum or home page is not
scrutinized in any way. And this isn't even
taking to acount the spell-checker/grammar
checker addiction of the masses.
Season Four of ReBoot in November on YTV.
Non-Canucks, I can't help ya.
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
Hick alert!
I like the Borg & the Vulcan way better than the Telepath.
7of9, the bodacious technical genious in a slick suit... Who doesn't like a babe that can fix stuff?
And T'Pau, the Vulcan "babysitter" whose goal in life is to supress her emotions and be logical. Mmm, a girl that can think straight!
It must have been 50 degrees in that decontamination room.
I guess there is a reason it is called science FICTION.
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Do you have a tendency to think for yourself more than those around you? Scientology can help you with that too.
Would you like to eat beans and rice and work for free for a billion years towards enslaving all mankind? Has scientology got a job for you!
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It comes from abbreviation. Should have = Should've. Should've *sounds* like Should Of, so retards pick that up.
You would like tits in two dimensions, Mac zealot boi - can't get any real ass.
Mac people are the progenitors and sustainers of foul music such as the artsy piece of crap theme song at the beginning of the show.
"hehe" - plod away, Mac zealot with that crap keyboard. Cable TV doesn't go far enough, take a trip to Europe you Xenophobe and take in some real TV.
Freak.
I menstruate on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.
More soft porn that Vulcan Chick is Hot!
Ill be watching alot of that
all the NASCAR watchers I have met want to see 2 things, their favorate driver/car team and crashes. they couldnt give a flying leap about physics, or the tech in auto racing.
We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass, the China White unexpectedly roots out Mohammeds penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, and gobbling them in a fully porcine manner. We all bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.