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NSync Copy Protected CD

admiral2001 writes "This article from NewScientist.com details the most mass market venture into copy protected CDs. Namely, NSync's new CD will be released in a least 3 different versions (with different copy protection techniques). Also, one of the types has (small) labelling saying that the CD cannot be played on computers."

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  1. I'd boycott but... by rw2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose boycotts work better if you were actually intending to make a purchase. Damn the man, foiled again!

  2. I overcame one of the three copy protections by garoush · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...at least 3 different versions (with different copy protection techniques)."

    I was able to copy the CD on my flat-bed copier without any problem and I ened up with a good color, detail, et. al. quality.

    However, a friend of mine ended up damaging his copier as he was trying to squeeze the CD through the copy feeder on his non-flat-bed copier.

    I don't know about the third method of copy prevention -- as I haven't figured it out yet.

    --

    Karma stuck at 50? Add 2-5 inches.. err.. 2-5x Karmas Count to your pen1es.. err.. Karma all naturally and private
  3. Versions, eh? by Denor · · Score: 5, Funny
    NSync's new CD will be released in a least 3 different versions


    CHANGELOG:

    - Initial release
    -- CD uncopyable
    -- Band unlistenable

    - 2.0 release
    -- Fixed 2,144 bugs enabling people to copy CD. CD now uncopyable.
    -- Changed demographic to younger audience; teens beginning to sense lack of talent. Note that this breaks backward compatibility

    - 3.0 release
    -- Fixed 53,944 bugs enabling people to copy CD. Gave up.

    - 3.0.1 bugfix
    -- Fired previous maintainer when it was discovered he had a soul.
    -- Fixed another 128,535 bugs enabling people to copy CD. CD uncopyable.
    -- Discovered simple cabling could be used to make a D-A-D copy. Sucessfully lobbied to illegalize cabling.
    -- Hired armed enforcers to prevent people from humming songs.
    -- Added technology to CDs to prevent any sort of listening to them whatsoever. Players now burn in unholy flame.
    -- Band still unlistenable.
    --
    -Denor
  4. Bye, Bye by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bye, Bye, Bye
    Hey, hey
    Bye, bye (bye, bye)
    Bye, bye (bye, bye)

    RIAA I'm doing this tonight
    You're probably gonna start a fight
    I know this can't be right
    Hey RIAA come on, I loved you endlessly
    And you weren't there for me
    So now it's time to leave and make it alone

    I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie
    I wanna see you out that door
    RIAA bye, bye, bye

    (Bye)I don't want to be a fool for you
    Just another player in your game for two
    You may hate me but it ain't no lie
    Bye, bye, bye
    (Bye)I don't really want to make it tough
    I just wanna tell you that I had enough
    Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
    Bye, bye, bye

    Oh, oh you just hit me with the truth
    Oh RIAA you're more than welcome to
    So give me one good reason RIAA come on
    I live for you and me
    And now really come to see
    That life would be much better
    Once you're gone

    I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie
    I wanna see you out that door
    RIAA bye, bye, bye

    (Bye)I don't want to be a fool for you
    Just another player in your game for two
    You may hate me but it ain't no lie
    Bye, bye, bye
    (Bye)I don't really want to make it tough
    I just wanna tell you that I had enough
    Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
    Bye, bye, bye

    I'm giving up I know for sure
    I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
    (Bye, bye)
    I'm checkin' out, I'm signin' off
    I don't want to be the loser and I've had enough

    I don't wanna be your fool
    In this game for two
    So I'm leaving you behind
    Bye, bye, bye
    I don't wanna make it tough
    But I've had enough and it ain't no lie, bye-bye

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  5. NSYNC DISCOVERS NEW MARKETING TECHNIQUE!! by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's simple really. Release a rumor to the slashdot community that your latest CD has copy protection (when secretly it doesn't) so that all those quick-clickers can start a grass roots movement to buy millions of CDs and return them. Only they find out that they can't return them because there is nothing wrong with playing the CD.

    Honestly, I don't know whether the CD is really copy protected or not. I just thought it was interesting to see all the slashdotters wanting to go out and buy a CD.

  6. This is just beyond copyright protection... by neema · · Score: 5, Funny

    Often, companies will be unwilling to sell heavily copyrighted materials if they think it'll hamper sales so much.

    But if they slap it on an N'Sync CD, which, whether you like it or not, is going to get a large amount of CDs bought, they can always use the CD sales and say "Hey, we had copyright protection and the consumer liked it. Lets go ahead and put it on everything."

  7. Re:What should be done... by zhensel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, that whole policy is due to the rampant buy/copy/return scheme of a few unsavory souls, which, as we all know, is gloriously defeated by the copy protection scheme on the media you purchase. You could always bring that argument up when trying to return your uncopyable item.

    "I'm sorry sir, we don't accept returns on opened digital media."
    "Why is that?"
    "You could have copied the media and then returned it."
    "But," as the customer takes out his microscope, "it says right here that this CD is uncopyable."
    "And your point is?"
    "So not only do you presume me to be a criminal, but you're an idiot. Thanks a lot. Have a spectacular day."

    At least that's how I envision my conversation will go when I go to return my new N*Sync CD.

  8. Re:GOOD by Watts+Martin · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you start arguing who is better, Brittney Spears or Christina Agulera I will have to shoot you.

    Of course. There can't be any argument, Christina Aguilera is obviously better.

    And I bet she uses Emacs, too.