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Used ICBM Silo For Sale, "Cheap"

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the homes-for-nerds dept.

sprzepiora writes "An Atlas ICBM silo is for sale on E-Bay. Place your bids now, because it's only $1.5E6! Includes such amenities as: 1100 gallon hot tub, sauna,3 finished baths, 47 ton garage door, 66,000 lb. bank of batteries, chemical and bioligical air filtration, and more!" This is cool just to lust after. Of course its in Kansas (yeah I know, I'm in michigan, whats the difference, right?)

12 of 258 comments (clear)

  1. Burn, Muslim, Burn! Death to Islam. Kill All Arabs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Our precious dead cry out for vengeance:
    1. Kill all Muslims.
    2. KillallMohammedans.
    3. Kill all Arabs.
    4. Kill all Towel Heads.
    5. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    6. Kill all Dune Coons.
    7. Kill all Islam.
    8. Nuke their countries to hell.
    9. Nuke them again.
    10. Death to Islam.

    I piss on Mecca. I shit on the Koran. I spit on Mohammed.

  2. Now I can... by cOdEgUru · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now I can Flame those Terrorists...

    Nyah..naaa...naa...

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    Rapid Nirvana
  3. Re:Somewhere in the former Soviet Union... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Die Internationale

    Wacht auf, Verdammte dieser Erde,
    die stets man noch zum Hungern zwingt!
    Das Recht wie Glut im Kraterherde
    nun mit Macht zum Durchbruch dringt.
    Reinen Tisch macht mit dem Bedranger!
    Heer der Sklaven, wache auf!
    Ein nichts zu sein, tragt es nicht langer
    Alles zu werden, stromt zuhauf!

    Volker, hort die Signale!
    Auf, zum letzten Gefecht!
    Die Internationale
    Erkampft das Menschenrecht

    Es rettet uns kein hoh'res Wesen
    kein Gott, kein Kaiser, noch Tribun
    Uns aus dem Elend zu erlosen
    konnen wir nur selber tun!
    Leeres Wort: des armen Rechte,
    Leeres Wort: des Reichen Pflicht!
    Unmundigt nennt man uns Knechte,
    duldet die Schmach langer nicht!

    In Stadt und Land, ihr Arbeitsleute,
    wir sind die starkste Partei'n
    Die Mussigganger schiebt beiseite!
    Diese Welt muss unser sein;
    Unser Blut sei nicht mehr der Raben
    und der machtigen Geier Frass!
    Erst wenn wir sie vertrieben haben
    dann scheint die Sonn' ohn' Unterlass!

  4. A joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One day just last week, a young man with some money to spare decided to invest in the stock market. He ignored the recommendations of his stock broker, and decided to invest in a faltering company called "VA Linux," which was on the verge of delisting, because he hoped that the stock might rally and he could make some quick money.

    His stock broker told him, "That stock is listed at a dollar a share, and it's unlikely to rise! You'd be a fool to invest in it!"

    "I don't care. I want to buy 1000 shares of VA Linux."

    The next morning, the stock broker called him. "Good news! Your stock has risen to $1.50 a share!"

    "That's great! Buy me 3000 more shares!"

    The next day, he called back. "Your stock is at $2.00 a share!"

    "Awesome! I have faith it'll go even higher. Give me 20,000 more shares!"

    The next day, the stockbroker called again. "Your stock went up to $5.00 a share!"

    The man leapt for joy, and proclaimed immediately, "Sell all my VA Linux stock! I'm taking my money and going to Hawaii!"

    The stock broker replied, "Sell it to WHO? You were the only one buying the stock."

  5. Re:Here's a link to a picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    niggers ain't shit
    Your comment violated the postercomment compression filter. Comment aborted

  6. Re:Userfriendly.org? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    why?

  7. Re:It's worse than that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I live in Islamic republic and quite happy. Now fuck off and die fat American.

  8. Re:timing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hi gnu turd
    plz die
    thanks

  9. Re:Here's a link to a picture by CoyoteGuy · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    What university or college did you receive your education from?

    No, Sesame Street and Pokemon don't count as educational facilities.

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  10. Re:Kansas?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Go Green and White!


    Go Spartans!

    The real champs of the Great Lake State.

  11. old news! by jungwirr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    uh...mah...gawd. That is sooOOOooo October third! I'm all past that and onto action figures already. *sigh*

  12. Re:Somewhere in the former Soviet Union... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    goat?