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Java On Dreamcast Forges On

Anonymous Coward writes: "Yup, much to my disbelief, it looks like Planetweb are still determined to try and profit off of the dc with their new DC browser version 3.0. According to the site, 'Users will now be able to access the multimedia features on Web sites using Java and play games written in that language..." I'v given up all hope on the DC, but maby a few of you out there...." Since these are officially EOL (even if not completely out of stores), you might be able to pick up your next web-browsing toy at a yard sale.

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  1. Games? by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What ever happened to the day when people would actually play games on the console gaming machine? Now your console browses the web, runs linux, makes your coffee, and does laundry!

  2. Re:Linux on dreamcast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Dreamcast has a GD-ROM drive. Newer units have had the BIOS tweaked so as not to accept CD* media for booting, but older units read CD-R with no problem (and with a little luck and a screwdriver, can be adjusted to read CD-RW, as well).

    And there's already a Linux project going on. Google is your friend.

  3. PS2 vs DC by wildoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have both systems sitting in my house and the DC seems to be a MUCH better system. Yea the PS2 has prettier graphics but the games for it suck. I'm sorry to see the DC die like this considering it has Broadband connection for web browsing and internet games. Where is that net connection for PS2? I'm glad the development continues for this system ... it has/had so much potential!!

    1. Re:PS2 vs DC by jgerman · · Score: 2
      I agree, using the word suck doesn't constitute flamebait.


      I have to say though, the PS2 is starting to suck less and less. I got one when it first came ut (actually my roomate did) and I have to say I didn't have a lot of fun with the games I had. When my roomate left he took the PS2 with him and I thought big deal. But recently there have been games coming out that I actually want to play.


      Contrast that with the DC I just got (so I could code for it) now that I've played it I'm sorry that I didn't get one sooner, the games I have for it so far are just plain fun. Of course, had I bought one when it first came out I may have had the same experience that I had with the PS2, in fact I remember looking at the available game for DC when it came out and I wasn't interested in the least.

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    2. Re:PS2 vs DC by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I have to say though, the PS2 is starting to suck less and less

      That's maybe a sign the developers are finally getting their head round it. My game developer chums certainly weren't impressed with it when it first appeared, but cognitive dissonance has kicked in and they now view the pain they went through as a purifying process... now their POWAHS are complete... ;-)

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    3. Re:PS2 vs DC by jgerman · · Score: 2

      I think this is the trend with most consoles. The first several months, at least, of games aren't all that outstanding. Some because they were rushed out the door and others because it takes time for a developer to really get proficient at a system. Contrast Resident Evil with Resident Evil 2 on the PS1, huge differences in graphics and gameplay.

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    4. Re:PS2 vs DC by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Yup. The DC is an SVGA card with a TV-out. The PlayStation2 on the other hand, is designed with the TV as the primary output. Yuck. And the PC version of the PowerVR3 [can does] render to 1600 by 1200 then downsample for another version of anti-aliasing.

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  4. In a related story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    NetZero has announced that they will be "The first Internet solution for Atari 7800 users." Utilizing a 110 baud modem which connects to your 7800's joystick port, you will finally be able to live out your dream of surfing the net on your Atari. There will, however, be an advertising banner which takes up the top 3/4 of the screen.

  5. PlanetWeb is still missing an important feature... by tgd · · Score: 2

    It still, through numerous incarnations, has not come out with the ability to play streaming MP3's. I rarely, if ever, use my Dreamcast any more. Can't manage to burn a CD with Linux on it that'll actually boot, so I can't play with it for Linux. Got tired of the few games I had for it. I've burned a couple MP3 CDs using some of the free MP3 player software out there, which is handy, but the #1 thing I wish I could do on the DC is boot the damn thing off a CD, and play streaming music, whether off Digitally Imported or streaming off my own internal server. Then I wouldn't need to waste a Virgin WebPlayer just to play music in my living room.

    Of course most of my collection is OGG now, anyway. How about some clever /. hacker get us a DreamCast streaming OGG player. I'll gladly pay for it.

  6. The real web appliance by BigumD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's a real great idea for the "net appliance" that was supposingly going to replace home PC's years back. The thing can run Linux, browse the web, run on an ethernet network, play MP3's, oh and by the way, it's a pretty decent gaming machine.

    Throw that together with the fact that it's about 80 bucks brand new and tell me what you really have to complain about...?

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    1. Re:The real web appliance by Howie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      $80 will not get you ethernet, a keyboard, or mouse. Not new anyway. And anyone with any sense will be be selling the BBA (ethernet) seperately on EBay or similar. They are going for $80 to $150 by themselves. If someone figured out a way to make a clone BBA (it's a Realtek 8139-based adapter), then it would be a nice 'media appliance.

      Second best (to PS2) crisp TV-resolution graphics too. Why can't TV-out video cards ever be that good? All I want is a 720x586 full-frame mode...

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    2. Re:The real web appliance by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      it's a web appliance! it doesn't need one. use a computer if you want to store stuff.. but for me, for browsing slashdot, checking my webmail, and stuff like that, it's just fine..

      Besides, just NFS mount your drives.

    3. Re:The real web appliance by fmackay · · Score: 3, Funny

      The thing can run Linux,

      ...cool, but in no way practical/useful

      browse the web,

      ...better than nothing, but tv resolution sucks for the web (also european browser is v. crappy, us one prob. better)

      run on an ethernet network,

      ...if you're prepared to shell out $150 on ebay for a BBA ($150! For an ethernet card!)

      play MP3's,

      ...if you already have a pc to d/l or rip your mp3s and burn them onto cd

      oh and by the way, it's a pretty decent gaming machine.
      agreed :)

      and tell me what you really have to complain about...?

      Jet Set Radio Future is an xbox exclusive :(

  7. Lotsa stuff on Dreamcast by Ashleigh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ok, maybe not Java related, but is about the dreamcast not being so dead as lots of you might think.

    There already is linux running on the DC, with MAME, running Doom even (imagine that! an emulated game on a physical machine!) checkout this site for lots of information and useful stuff.

    Long live the dreamcast!!!

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  8. Re:Broadband by Gizzmonic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, broadband never really took off on the DC. The "broadband adapter" (a modified version of a Realtek ethernet card) is supported by a grand total of six games. Not to mention that SEGA only sold them for about three months, and now they go on eBay for $120+.

    Yeah, it's cool to play with Linux on them, but don't you already have 5 computers in various states of disrepair running Linux/BSD? I know I do...

    Despite all this, the DC is/was a great console. Its library of titles whips the PS2 and probably will until at least the middle of next year...and it has a thriving homebrew community.

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  9. Hard Drive? by Accipiter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Users have not been able to download other browsers such as Netscape Communication's Navigator or Microsoft's Internet Explorer because users can only download game files and the size of the Dreamcast hard drive is limited.

    Wow. I must of missed that feature when I bought my Dreamcast.

    I wasn't aware the Dreamcast's HITACHI PROCESSOR wasn't a factor in running Netscape or Internet Explorer. Gee, the AMOUNT OF RAM doesn't seem to be an issue either. Or OPERATING SYSTEM support for that matter! The only issue blocking the use of these other browsers seems to be the lack of a sufficiently-large hard drive!

    Well shit, if that's the case, I'm going to upgrade mine!

    *pops open Dreamcast*

    Err...Where's the old one?

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    1. Re:Hard Drive? by jockm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Dreamcast has no internal OS, it is booted off of the [CG]D-ROM. Developers have three choices:

      1) Build their own
      2) Use Sega's low-level OS (named IIRC Dragon)
      3) Use Windows CE

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  10. odd that this comes up... by jjshoe · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I just spent last night compiling X 3.3.6 for my DC, the only problems i had burning bootable cd's was not being patient and thinking my burner had reset itself and forcing it open with 'eject'


    i plan to setup nfs so i can mount up user space, no more reburning cd after cd, i did manage to make my cd read cd-rw's, email me if you would like to know


    i plan on giving licq and xchat a shot on cross compiling, but this could be nasty... unless licq has a gtk plugin? which i think it does now... i dont want to spend umpteen hours cross compiling qt...


    i will send binaries with all dependencies included to the respective sites if i get any of it to work... so far the cd has worked like a dream for me...


    oh also, i plan on eventualy making a dc-quake-howto... basicaly howto pop in a cd with enough standalone linux to run quake... this has many possibilities for other linux games that you can now pass onto your windows friends who own a dc

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  11. Life in it yet by HalfFlat · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some people have been asking, why Java? What's the point? The Dreamcast is dead!. In answer: lots of people still use their DC, so the more support, the better. More generally though, the DC is still a nice piece of kit.

    As a gaming platform of course, the Dreamcast's days are numbered - it won't be long before the rate of release of new games declines to a trickle. Not that that should stop anyone from enjoying the many fine games already released of course!

    Yet with the very low cost of the DC now, if you can find one, and the very wide distribution of information on the console, it has become a perfect, cheap platform for experimenting with embedded programming, or console game development, or even for trying out non-x86 based Unixes. Remeber that there is a version of BSD and Linux available.

    The so-called 'coders cable' can provide connectivity for development, but for high speed access there is the official broadband adapter (hard to find and pricey). If you're feeling brave there has been some talk about the viability of a USB-Controller port adapter. The Maple Bus (used to connect the controllers) has been well documented.

    An earlier slashdot story has already talked about a nice step-by-step for Linux on Dreamcast.

    1. Re:Life in it yet by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ultimately, this platform is going to become useless if someone doesn't come up with a way to get ethernet on it cheaper than the $150 or so that BBAs have been going for. I love my DC, and I was seriously jazzed when they announced the BBA, but then of course the platform died off.

      Mind you, it's a pretty bad game machine in most respects. While many gamers have learned to live with them, very few actually enjoy the controller, which is the second-worst gaming controller ever, IMO. The first is the original Sega Master System controller, which made an artform out of moving in cardinal directions. If you weren't an artist (and I mean this in the gamer sense) then you hadn't a hope in hell of moving properly. Oddly enough, the Sega Saturn's 3D Control Pad was superior to the DC controller in every way but expandability, especially in terms of ergonomics. Sega took a step backwards with the DC's controller, making it unwieldy and removing two buttons.

      The DC will once again be an excellent hobbyist platform if a new source of ethernet access can be provided. With its 200MHz SH4 chip, 32MB of onboard memory, and 2Mbps controller bus, it's actually a fairly worthwhile system. The lack of local storage outside of the CD/GD-ROM is a severe problem if you do not have ethernet, but with it it's no problem at all. And the VGA support really adds to the usefulness of the whole thing.

      Has anyone disassembled a BBA and put it up on the 'net? Can anyone comment on the feasibility of building one's own BBA? I assume there's really not very much to it, and that it's similar in complexity (and design?) to an ISA NIC, though of course the bus and form factor are entirely different. Is any custom logic on it something which could possibly be replicated with an FPGA?

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    2. Re:Life in it yet by John_Booty · · Score: 2

      Mind you, it's a pretty bad game machine in most respects. While many gamers have learned to live with them, very few actually enjoy the controller, which is the second-worst gaming controller ever, IMO

      I agree with you that the BBA has to be cheaply replaced in order for this thing to live on, I totally disagree with you on the controller. I like it, and everyone I know likes it was well. In fact I've never really seen the controller being bashed anywhere, online, IRL, etc. Based on 2+ years of Dreamcast gaming and Dreamcast-related reading, I think I can say the DC controller-haters are in the minority.

      And they're way better than the PS2 controllers. I have to contort my thumb at a right angle just to use the analog sticks... with the DC, my thumb can rest naturally on the d-pad or the analog stick.

      Also, aside from your critique of the controller and the BBA problems, you then go on to say it's a pretty darn good system over all. And you didn't even mention the DC's reputed ease of programming, quite possibly its biggest strength from a hacker's standpoint.

      So aside from the controller "problem" (most people don't consider it a problem, and you can buy replacements you know) that leaves the BBA as the only real flaw. So I don't get the "pretty bad game machine in most respects". Don't be dissing my beloved Dreamcast.

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  12. Dreamcast on Java by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    Remember the java applet that emulated the PDP-something-or-other so you could play the original Spacewars? How cool would it be 20 years from now to have a Java that emulates a dreamcast machine? Processors at that point in time should just barely be able to run the thing JDK6.5 with decent framerates.

  13. No need for rummage sales by foo+fighter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My local Software Etc. and Electronics Boutique both have their back rooms piled high with used, working Dreamcasts. I just picked up one of the cool black ones with its controller for $50 + $10 for a six month warranty against it dying.

    It comes with a modem and a browser and you can get a keyboard and mouse for it. Several companies make adapters that allow you to connect it to a monitor. You can still find the broadband (Ethernet) adapter on Ebay for about $120.

    I have the base linux system up and running on it, so now I'm working on getting it to dial up an ISP and start a browser on power-up. My grandma has been putting off getting online for a long time, and now I can get her there for $50 + ISP charges. All she has to do is push the power button and she's on the web and able to email her far flung family. I'm making sure the interface is big and readable on her 35" TV.

    It's pretty easy for me to get linux running on it now, and then connect to my home computer and run terminal services. Why do I do this? Because $150 for a new computer for my wife is much less than $1000 for a new low-end computer, especially when it is just used for basic productivity suite software and web browsing.

    Also, the linux system is just a CD-R, so I just pop it out, and pop in a game and I'm playing Quake, or Crazy Taxi, or Ready to Rumble, or Sega NFL with no patches or incompatabilities with up to three of my friends. (All of these games are readily available used for $15 or new for $45)

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    1. Re:No need for rummage sales by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      okay, so there's no monitor, but the DreamCast doesn't come with one either

      Consider the percentage of homes around the world which are equipped with television. Even people in third-world countries often have TVs and a satellite feed.

      Maybe we should set up some sort of UUCP-like (but receive-only) system (I'd like to use UUCP with a new transfer method, since the software exists already) which will run on abandoned platforms like the dreamcast which can be used in third world countries to recieve news, survival information (like how to build structures which will last, perhaps? out of low-grade materials of course) and so on? You could include on the disc some sort of small encyclopedia and the CIA world fact book :)

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  14. I ordered the upgrade.. by cybrthng · · Score: 2

    For the simple sake it is nice to use with the broadband adaptor. Now i can play mp3's on my network through the web browser on the two tv's i have with DC's hooked up.

    Can also bootup in a minute and read news, check cnn.com, view weather.com and news.com in less time it takes for a laptop to resume from power saving.

    The DC is far from dead as long as these games are still playable. for 80 bucks you can't go wrong. From what i've heard expect the DC to be 59.00 by christmas. Worth that price alone for colectors.

  15. PS2 prettier, hah! by bcaulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get a VGA adapter for your Dreamcast and then tell me which console looks better. I use the Treamcast VGA box and I would never want to switch to PS2 on a TV.

  16. Re:PlanetWeb is still missing an important feature by John_Booty · · Score: 2

    I know it doesn't answer your gripe directly, since you're looking for a streaming MP3 player, but there are several MP3 players available for the Dreamcast that will happily play a burned CD full of MP3's for you.

    There's the Blaze MP3 player, which is commercial, plus some free ones. Head over to DC Copy World (although they seem to be down at the moment?), to find out about the free ones, just google search for the Blaze...

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  17. Re:PlanetWeb is still missing an important feature by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Write one yourself. That's my plan for the dreamcast, an mp3player that can play inserted mp3 cd's or play them from a file server stuck in a closet somewhere. Of course if you don't want to write it yourself you can wait until I'm finished with mine.

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  18. X server? by EllisDees · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they get Java up and running on the thing, I wonder how well the WeirdX X server would work on it. Still lackin a keyboard, but should be good enough to browse on...

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  19. Heh... misread the headline... by tgeller · · Score: 2

    I saw it as "Java on Forgecast Dreams On".

    :)

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  20. Someone actually supports a product? by rebelcool · · Score: 2
    Even if the platform has been discontinued? How dare they try and improve things for the people who still own the system!

    If only every software maker did this...

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  21. Re:Broadband by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2

    Heh, me too.. I remembered ordering one earlier this year and wondering if I'd actually ever receive it (I ordered it along with a few other things, as I recall, Sega shipped everything but the Broadband adapter, and I eventually called out of concern, only to have the rep on the other end of the line attempt to restore my faith.. thankfully, it did come).

    It's REALLY too bad Sega turned what was an otherwise awesome toy into a concrete brick by doing that BIOS tweak in later models (including mine, unfortunately) that disabled CD-R usability.. [sigh] I'd have liked to have seen NetBSD or Linux running on this thing. =(

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  22. Re:Java on a dreamcast - no thanks. by rasjani · · Score: 2
    Well, its very true that the mostly java is used in serverside but there's a market for java based games. Im working in finnish isp and we have a really successfull multiplayer gaming site thats written in java and we have a lot of gameplays per each day.

    The thing might be that "we nerds" who know java, might think that it sucks and its dead but ordinary people that wants a quick fun doesnt give a shit if its down with shockwave/flash or java or what ever plugin .. They just want to play or do what ever the applet does for them ...

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  23. Dreamcast we worship you. by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First let me say: I'm very active in the DC scene(s).

    Broadband adapters need to be made again!

    For god sakes SEGA is still making games for the DC, as they only pulled out of the hardware business. It's flat out impossible to play new games online (WSB2K2, Mars Matrix, etc) when you canceled your dial-up account 2 years ago.

    As for another suggestion posted above; yes streaming mp3 support needs to be covered. The DC outputs some of the best sound I've heard on a console. *If* I could get a BBA then I would be able to stream them right of the PC. But, I've also archived all my mp3's to CD so I can already play them in the DVD player, DC and PC. BUT! Playing a shout,er,icecast stream would be great for ambient music.

    The DC can be anything people want it to be. It's your all in one box. It's even got a C64 emulator.

    But what can we do to resurrect this machine to above it's full glory?

    [ps. i noticed on mtv the other day that they gave a few DC's away on a show - so people, of course, still love them.]

  24. Sega DC operating systems by rhinoX · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are several possibilities:

    1) Shinobi - the official Sega "OS". It's really
    just a mixed low/high level API. Not an OS.

    2) Dragon - WinCE for DC. This is crap. Few
    people ever used it, though it was the first
    winCE with direct-x.

    3) Linux - it runs all right.

    4) KallistiOS, it's turning back into a library now.

    I've got the DC dev kit, and by FAR the Sega API is the best and easiest to use.

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  25. Re:Linux on dreamcast? by bmetz · · Score: 2

    This is incorrect. I have a dreamcast that is brand new and it reads CDRs just fine. In fact, what the incorrect anonymous poster is referring to is about a year ago they all of a sudden changed something and all the self-booting CDRs needed to be changed to work with the new bios or whatever in the dreamcast. It was long ago resolved so there's no point in mentioning it anymore.

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  26. Broadband for DC without BBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since everybody is complaining about the DC BBA being obscenely expensive secondhand on eBay,
    here's a link to a project where you use the DC internal modem to network to a linux PC through another modem and piggybacking on that broadband.

    Google is your friend.

    http://www.kinox.org/articles/linuxdc.html

    1. Re:Broadband for DC without BBA by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

      More like network access via a broadband connected PC without BBA.

      This still doesn't help you if, in addition to ditching dial-up with 1996, you also haven't had a modem around since 1997....

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  27. No more Broadband Adaptors by rhadc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find that getting the Dreamcast Broadband Adaptor is becoming increasingly difficult. For certain tasks, running linux on here would be great.

    At this point I can only find this device on Ebay for inflated prices.

    I believe that when the Broadband Adaptor becomes impossible to get, the Dreamcast's viability for any NOS will die. What a shame.

    rhadc

  28. Long Live The DC!!! by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    I have yet to see PS2, Nintendo, or even the mighty M$oft Xbox -- in the year 2001 (or even 2002 for that matter) compete feature to feature with the Dreamcast.....Pretty sad when your only way to get online gaming with a console is to go with a machine that is (un)officially "dead". BTW -- are you PS2 fanboys online yet???

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  29. Bah, Dreamcasts are STILL in stores. by Otarey · · Score: 2

    Guys, you should know that dreamcasts are still in stores, and many still being sold. They may not be MAKING any more dreamcasts, Sega says.. But you can still buy NEW ones from prices around 50-90 dollars (So I've heard. I have a DC at mty place, so I don't really need to buy a new one) And many MANY stores are selling used dreamcasts for 40-60 dollars. They will still be making games for it, also. Look at Phantasy Star Online V.2. Just a couple things to look at here.

  30. Re:PlanetWeb is still missing an important feature by ameoba · · Score: 2

    If you could figure out how to get Linux (actually, NetBSD might be a better choice here) working for it, you could easily impliment this (for the local situation at least) with NFS and a handful of shell/perl scripting.

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  31. Java nice, but gimme BBA first by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2
    I hear a lot of people with the same complaint - we all have these wonderful (admittedly a bit dated, but still really slick) console systems that we like to use for gaming sometimes, but we could put to all sorts of cool uses if we had a BBA. Unfortunately they are going for 130-150 dollars on eBay now, which is outrageous, and are pretty much unavailable elsewhere.


    Yes, there are some hacks, like the modem-to-modem hack to connect your DC through your computer, but that doesn't work if you don't have a modem in the same room as your TV (my computer is at least 100-150 feet from my TV and DC).


    But a decent hack to ethernet enable my DC would make me a happy man. Supposedly bITmASTER's site had an ISA bridge for the expansion port, which you could connect an ethernet card to (though it wouldn't be compatible with games, you could at least use it with NetBSD/Linux for DC). If it was actually compatible with the BBA it would be even better. But bITmASTER's site is now missing in action and I can't find schematics or any info anywhere.


    I'd spend 100 bucks on parts because this would be a great hack. Too bad I'm not enough of a hardware hacker/EE guru to do this - I'm just a CS grad who can use a soldering iron and maybe a logic probe. But if anyone out there has any bright ideas, I'm more than glad to help in any way possible.

  32. Re:PlanetWeb is still missing an important feature by jgerman · · Score: 2

    Depends on where his boot is failing, you don't need linux to write a mp3 player for DC.

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