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Jedi Knight Now (Not) Officially a Religion

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the none-of-the-state's-business-whether-dark-or-good dept.

osiris writes: "The Register is reporting that being a Jedi Knight is now an official religion in the UK after the 2001 census conducted earlier this year. The final number of 'Jedi Knights' has not been confirmed yet as only about 95% of the census forms have been returned. As you could probably imagine, the Home Office is none too pleased. Apparently though, you can't get fined for lying about your religion in the census." Actually, according to the story, this gives the Jedi way no more official status than Plumbing would have if everyone put that down.

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  1. *hehe* by Technodummy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this made me laugh...

    hmm, small things amuse small minds...

  2. Better than being Islamic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anything, no matter how obscure, is better than being of the Islamic religion.

    1. Re:Better than being Islamic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      How Mohammed Met His End

      We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum.

      Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

  3. Re:None v. Atheist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is today backwards day??

  4. Re:The sad thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fucking redundant.. where are you moderators?

  5. Re:The sad thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Maybe you viewed it before it gets moderated; dumass!

  6. Re:Australian Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mod this man up! Hilarious.......and true!

  7. Re:religion is not about the existance of god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is reality master really stupid or is he just trolling? Also who the fuck keeps modding up his ignorant comments.

  8. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...a beowulf cluster of GPL'ed religions?

  9. Re: The force is strong.. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wouldn't it be Sir Darth?

    I know...off topic...

  10. Re:What about the Prime Directive? by rmgrotkierii · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That is true. As much as I liked TNG, TOS still kicked ass. Though Enterprise is looking very promising, as long as they get rid of that lame opening song.

    --
    Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
  11. Re:religion is not about the existance of god. by dermond · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    actually every missile you send will make "the enemy" much stronger: every missile you send will inspire more hate. will turn people who where moderate before into fundamentalists and fanatics. for every person you kill you will have 10 times more idiots which stand up in his place.. then you have 10 times as much atrocities and then again 10 time that much of hate on the other sides..and so on.. and within a short time we have world war III.

    mond.