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One Year Of OpenOffice

no parity writes "Last year on October 13, much of the source to Sun's StarOffice was released as the OpenOffice project. They have set up a birthday page to celebrate what they have achieved in that one year - yes, it prints, spellchecks and has online help. Keep up the good work, guys!" Yep - and my installation still spits up, too. *grin*

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  1. Riiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Like I care! Don't bullshit me man.

    1. Re:Riiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You son of a bitch.

  2. Hello Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Suck onto my micropenis! Also, I like goats.

    I have your 72 hour ban ...

    ... HERE IN MY PANTS!

  3. Re:Thank God for Open Office! by davecb · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Don't worry, it's a microbe, not a virus (:-))

    --dave

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  4. A haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    w00t (x5)
    w00t (x7)
    w00t (x5)

    1. Re:A haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      That was beautiful man. Can you give me some more of that lovin?

  5. Re:Thank God for Open Office! by ZaneMcAuley · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I hear Microsoft are using Madonna to promote XP, dunno about Anthrax tho :)

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  6. Re:Thank God for Open Office! by ZaneMcAuley · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So erm, we should call them MicrobeSoft from now on? :)

    I always knew theyre licensing was dangerous.

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  7. The funny part is by Ghoser777 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That 75 Microsoft employees came in contact with the envelope... which contained porn ;)

    F-bacher

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    1. Re:The funny part is by D+Anderson+n'Swaart · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Could you please stop posting inane comments? You surely noticed the way your karma is so low that you're posting at 0 automatically; that's because you squat threads making stupid comments that you expect to be modded +1, funny. If you have nothing to say (read: nothing intelligent to say) don't say anything at all. People don't get karma to post with a +2 bonus by saying the kind of stuff you do. Notice your .sig? It's likely to get you less upmods as well, because it sounds stupid.

      Basically you're trying too hard. In fact, it's hard to tell if you're trying to troll or karmawhore...whichever it is, you're not doing a good job of either.

      Just a few tips, don't take it personally, and moderators, I did you the favour of not posting with a +1 bonus--go find someone more worthy of a -1, flamebait ;P

  8. Another haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    cock (x5)
    cock (x7)
    cock (x5)

  9. A spanking haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    smack! (x5)
    ouch!! (x7)
    smack! (x5)

  10. KDE's birthday too by acm · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    KDE turns 5 years today.

    "...on October 14th, 1996, Matthias Ettrich delivered his famous newsgroup posting (also HTMLized), and spawned a new era in the history of desktop environments. I think that a simple look at www.kde.org and all its related sites will show everybody just what has happened in the last five years. Congratulations to KDE, and here's to future growth and success!"

    Taken from dot.kde.org

  11. KITTEN MURDERERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Another kitten is dead because of your senseless acts of moderation! The blood of this kitten is on your hands! How can you people live with yourselves?

    1. Re:KITTEN MURDERERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I prefer small rodents. Rodents that bite. Alot.

  12. Lighted candle inserted rectally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I prefer small rodents. Rodents that bite.

  13. Re:StarOffice by D+Anderson+n'Swaart · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Moderators on crack again? You're not entirely unaccountable, oh ye insane modders. If I get this in metamod it's going back to +1; I mean, it's not exactly insightful or even informative, but it's hardly offtopic.