Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

RIAA to DoS Pirates?

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the now-that-takes-balls dept.

_Chainsaw sent an article running at ZD that talks about the RIAAs latest plan to stop pirates: " We'll smother song swappers " is the quote, but it basically amounts to a Denial of Service. Way to go guys! Brilliant strategy!

14 of 616 comments (clear)

  1. Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... does that mean I can respond with a Smurf attack? I mean, they started it...

  2. Riaa to fight hackers on own terms... by kilgore_47 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...hilarity will surly ensue.

    --
    ___
    The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason. --Ben Franklin
    1. Re:Riaa to fight hackers on own terms... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't you mean "Hilary (Rosen) will surely sue"?

      --
      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
  3. Escalation! by hugg · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those lousy k1dd13z!"

  4. Dropping the standards? by Spackler · · Score: 4, Funny

    First they want to be a hacker with no recourse.
    Now they want to be a "script kiddie".
    What's next, they'll want to be an MSCE?

  5. Who's better at DoS attacks? by Ted+V · · Score: 5, Funny

    So who do you think can do a better job of DoS? The RIAA or a bunch of 31337 5kr1p7 k1dd135? Not that I condone DoS attacks (*ahem*slashdoteffect*ahem*), but it seems like a terribly stupid battle front for the RIAA to choose.

    If you want the best marksmen in the world dead, why would you challenge him to a pistol duel of all things?

    -Ted

  6. DoS proxy by slickwillie · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be more devious to make a site look like it's swapping music, then let the RIAA do your DoSsing for you.

    1. Re:DoS proxy by punchdrunk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course this would be illegal under the DMCA. The DOS attack is part of their copy-prevention mechanism and your honeypot is an attempt to disable that mechanism. Clearly anyone creating honeypots, distributing any related code, or publishing information discussing the use of honeypots is in violation and should be immediately arrested and exported to Afghanistan were they can be sufficiently bombed.

    2. Re:DoS proxy by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even better: Set up a site and sell "Audio Advertisements" on it, where you are paid by the download. Then rename the advertisers' jingles to the names of top 40s tunes. Watch the money come rolling in!

      --
      __
      Do ya feel happy-go-lucky, punk?
  7. Re:Arrest them by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hacking/Cracking is only a terrorist act if you don't have enough money to bribe Washington.

    Tim

    --
    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  8. in other news by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA officials will be sending groups of up to 2000 teenagers to any house party, block event, or apartment get-together where so-called "DJs" (i.e., pirates) are illegally performing protected works. By filling the space with RIAA agents, the hackers and pirates can't get in, thus protecting the vital intellectual property from misuse.

    Also, the RIAA and MPAA are continuing their plans to merge and become the fourth branch of US government, overseeing the executive, legislative, and judicial branches. Especially the judicial branch. Look for the RIAA seal in a courtroom near you! You PIRATE!

  9. Dateline: 2006 - News Flash From the FUTURE! by jeff.paulsen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in the world of the future, 94% of all bandwidth is taken up by these three sets: machines falsely claiming to have resources, other machines falsely claiming to want same, and those two sets of machines pretending to transfer data very very slowly.

    --
    -- Jeff Paulsen
  10. The new home page for the RIAA... by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to the Recording Industry Association of America. We provide services for citizens who wish to protect their copyrights with might, instead of right.

    Has someone been pirating you're music and putting it on the web? We understand how you feel. Because of that big bad idea called liberty, you can't stop it, can you? Well enter the IP address of the offending site, and we'll blow them to smithereens!

    FAQ:
    1. Isn't DoS illegal?
    Not any more. We're the good guys, so it's ok.

    2. Will you DoS any server that's entered on this page?
    Discrimination is wrong. Always. You name it, we bomb it.

    3. I hate my brother. Can you beat him up?
    Watch for version 2.

    --
    Free unix account: freeshell.org
  11. Position Available by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 4, Funny

    l337 h@X0rZ needed immediately for a position in the entertainment industry. 401K, Benefits, and Bad Karma included in employment package. Must have own h@X0r \/\/areZ. Apply on-line at www.riaa.org.

    --
    /*drunk.. fix later*/