Desktop Biodetectors
IvyMike writes: "EE Times has an interesting article on the development of desktop biodetectors that could quickly detect the presence of pathogens like anthrax and smallpox. It uses some pretty cool technology to identify the target pathogen's DNA. Too bad we don't have these things today."
I've got some leftovers in there that are really borderline.
"Sir, the bioalarm just went off in the boss' office! We need to get a hazmat team up there right away!"
"Relax, rookie. Look at the DNA profile. Those are gametes. Billions of 'em. Nothing a few paper towels can't clean up."
"But, sir... they don't match the boss' DNA."
"...well, whaddaya know. Looks like we have a big raise coming, rookie."
I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked into me--and we both winked.
OK, sure, they're cool gadgets, but saying that is like saying "Too bad we don't have gadgets on the desktop to detect incoming meteors."
What are there now, somthing like under 30 cases of Anthrax so far? Sent to a few high-profile companies? Sure, that's a MASSIVE INCREASE over previous levels, but statistically you're still in pretty good shape. Don't let the media hype get you worked up.
Too bad we don't have detectors on our faucets just in case the level of mercury rises rapidly...
So, you think Windows will be able to detect a virus? Riiiiiiggghttt....
Soko
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
What a ridiculous idea. What with people stocking up on gas masks these days, we don't need them clamoring for "desktop biodetectors" that will never prove useful for more than 0.0001% of the population. Way to add to the paranoia, /.
-Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
The economist is running an article about a anthrax detector at http://www.economist.com/science/displayStory.cfm? Story_ID=821937.
"A better solution would be to screen on the spot. And technology to do this is now available. It uses a test strip, costing $20, that looks like a pregnancy-detection kit."
May be useful it you (or your employer) regularly do(es) things to piss people off so much that they'd want to kill you....
Can you see the reports to management?
EMPLOYEE: JONES, PAUL
Biohazards: Clean
Infectious Diseases: Clean
Genetic anomolies: Clean
Pharmacopia: Found -
** ASPIRIN - Trace Amounts
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Report submitted to Human Resources for individual factors improvements...
These reports, while "sold" as providing the ability to detect hazardous materials could in fact be used in a manner similar to the Gattica theory: testing for genetic predispositions or even medications (say, the AIDS cocktail) to determine whether you should get that promotion or not. Really, from the business end--you've got rounds of layoffs, shouldn't you have the best information when selecting who goes and who stays?
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The best thing about such a device is that it could justify its cost.
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A $500 "detect Anthrax" device wouldn't yield much value for a large portion of the population. But... a $500 device that could detect and identify a wide variety of microorganisms might be very useful -- and worthwhile -- indeed.
Maybe it'd be like running "top" -- instead of giving you information about processes taking up system resources, you could get information about microorganism activity in the environment (or your body, given an appropriate sample...).
ID NAME EST COUNT/CU CENT % OF TOTAL
787 Staphlo 2324572 12.2%
8901 Antrax 253334 1.3%
143 E. Coli 289217 1.4%
1589 Ebola 16333
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That said, this is really cool technology. It's potentially much faster than the standard tests today, either polymerase chain reaction (PCR) or spore cultures (which is the *only* way to 100% reliably test for anthrax but is also the most time consuming protocol). Aside from testing for microbial agents, it sounds like the technology may have applications in high-throughput gene analysis.
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