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Windows XP Has Arrived

ruszka writes "CNN has a good article on the release of Windows XP in London and NYC.. The BBC has their own article." I find it amusing that I didn't really even notice until I saw this submission. I know this affects a fair number of users but for the life of me I just don't know why ;)

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  1. Queuing... by swordboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER:<BR><BR>

    QUEUE: REM - ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.WMA<BR><BR>

    Sigh...

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  2. No more blue screen of death? by opusbuddy · · Score: 5, Funny
    I dunnaknow. I've kind of gotten used to the blue screen of death. Tells me when it's time to go to the bathroom.

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    1. Re:No more blue screen of death? by swordboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No more BSOD?

      Does XP come with some sort of a utility to chage the color of the screen of death?

      I could go for a nice mauve or perhaps a pale green (easy on the eyes).

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  3. I don't know why people are concerned... by great+throwdini · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...about things like digital rights. The CNN piece clearly states in the first paragraph:

    The system promises fewer computer crashes and will allow users to delete data from their hard drive.

    That's should satisfy everyone, right?

    1. Re:I don't know why people are concerned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why I hated Windows ME so much. It didn't have a delete function and I filled up my 40GB drive and then had to throw it away and buy another one. I'm glad to see that Microsoft finally implemented a delete feature.

  4. What does XP stand for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does XP stand for eXtented Payments?

    "Bill, is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    1. Re:What does XP stand for? by exor · · Score: 2, Funny

      = Expect Problems
      =

  5. maybe I've read alt.sex.stories(.*) too much... by StandardDeviant · · Score: 2, Funny

    but "XP" sounds like a story tag[0] for extreme watersports. Given the amount that Microsoft products usually piss me off, that's probably not a wholly inaccurate interpretation of the acronym.

    [0] Story tags are those little letter codes in the subject line that the author uses (ideally) to indicate what sort of things the story contains, like "mffg bdsm nc" might mean a guy, two girls, a goat and nonconsensual bondage & pain infliction. Wheee!

    1. Re:maybe I've read alt.sex.stories(.*) too much... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny

      > "XP" sounds like a story tag[0] for extreme watersports.

      I thought it was the emoticon for "dead".

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  6. Blue Screen of Un Oh! by Rai · · Score: 2, Funny

    with the new pre-school-type GUI, they have the Blue Screen of Uh Oh!

  7. Re:why it affects us by micromoog · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...many people who work it IT have to come in to contact with windows...

    Except for those who work in the server room. Sunlight messes up the air-conditioning.

  8. Re:why it affects us by well_jung · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have a glass wall in our Server Room. All those purty lights impress the VC's.

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  9. Re:What does XP stand for? Emoticon. by TeknoHog · · Score: 5, Funny
    Users' impressions of different operating systems, expressed as emoticons:

    Linux: :)
    Windows: XP

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  10. Name correction by Scoria · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows FP - Fisher Price Edition

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  11. Re:the real meaning of XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a smiley. Pronounced "Windows Bleh".

  12. My first Windows by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looking at the new "enhanced" GUI makes me think that it should have been called "My first Windows" instead of XP.

  13. Unlocks the full power by kindbud · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it unlocks the full power of the PC and enables them to enjoy the best of what the digital world has to offer.

    Didn't they say the same thing about Win9x?

    When will my PC's potential be fully unlocked?

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  14. Re:Forcing upgrades to XP by burgy · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're wrong. Windows XP is a service pack for MS-DOS 3.3.