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WipOut Contest

musicmaster writes "A couple of organisations that worry about too much copyright protection have organised an essay contest about intellectual property. This contest is meant as an alternative to a similar WIPO contest. The contest can be found at Wipout Among the participating organisations are Center for the public domain, the Register, the EFF and the GNU foundation."

117 comments

  1. Hmm by Geekenstein · · Score: 0

    I'd submit an essay, but thats my IP and I don't want it getting around. :)

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      That's my intellectual penis and I mentally fuck you up the ass.

    2. Re:Hmm by BananaSlug · · Score: 1

      I read a short story by Spider Robinson last
      night that I found enlightening. The title of
      the story is "Melancholy Elephants". While
      the story uses music as an example, You can't
      help but wonder if software suffers from the
      same problem - that the domain for useful
      things is relatively small, translating
      absolute copyright from encouraging the arts
      and sciences to stifling innovation. Note, that
      in 1981 the author thought that copyright
      might be for only 50 years not the present
      life of the author plus 75 years, (And does
      that encourage Walt to do more Mickey Mouse
      cartoons wherever he is now?).

      It can be found in his collection of short
      stories entitled "By Any Other Name".

      The story can be found on Jim Baen's
      web site:

      http://www.baen.com/chapters/W200011/0671319744_ __ 1.htm

  2. Frost Pst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ya moms a better fuck then ya sista

    1. Re:Frost Pst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      um, that wasn't my sister, it was my brother. you were really drunk that night werent you?

    2. Re:Frost Pst by OsamaBinLager · · Score: -1, Troll

      So that was your cock I felt in my ass?

    3. Re:Frost Pst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      no, that was the dog. i was with the girl who lives across the street, and heard about this the next day.

    4. Re:Frost Pst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      TTTTTTTTTTTTT

    5. Re:Frost Pst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      funny, that's exactly what mom told me you said when you came...

  3. Additional Details by ajuda · · Score: 2

    The slashdot lead-in seemed to be missing some of the details, like what the topic of the contest is. I pasted it below, on the off chance that the site gets slashdotted.

    In March 2001, the World Intellectual Property Organisation (WIPO) launched an international student essay competition. Students were asked to submit essays with the title 'What does intellectual Property mean to you in your daily life?'. It is obvious that WIPO are expecting a number of self-congratulatory essays detailing the plentiful benefits of intellectual property (IP).

  4. nth post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this is the N'th post....

    hahah prolly 3rd

    1. Re:nth post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      sorry, sir, but it can be inductively proved that none of your posts will be first. base case n=4. but at least you're more accurate than my 13th (15th) post, curse the 20 second delay.

  5. My essay by cmdr_shithead · · Score: -1

    shit shit shit shit shitty shit!

    kiss onto my ass!

    1. Re:My essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Kiss onto your ass!? Well, I never! Hmmph!
      But you can certainly suck onto my penis, sir.
      See, like this:
      SUCK
      8======D ~~ ~ ~ *spooge*
      onto
      my
      PENIS!
      Now, sir, is that not much more satisfactory?
    2. Re:My essay by cmdr_shithead · · Score: -1

      i'd rather you sucked onto my micropenis. but you would have a hard time finding it, and my ass is a much bigger and juicier target. enjoy!

  6. Great but... by chrysalis · · Score: 2

    Essays are great, but are they enough to change something in the real life?

    --
    {{.sig}}
    1. Re:Great but... by geekfiend · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Declaration of Independence, does that ring a bell? If you consider the defination of the word, it was an essay. An essay that changed history. Some say for the worse, but it definatly had an impact!!!! And it did work. TJ did a good real life job of telling the world why the USoA decided to jump off the England Bandwagon

    2. Re:Great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Declaration of Independence, does that ring a bell?


      The D of I didnt change a damn thing, obviously, since it was written to celebrate action taken in the past. In general, legal documents codify the status quo, they dont change much of fucking anything.

    3. Re:Great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would be an irony if the essays submitted are copyrighted that the organizer is sued because it published them without the authors's permission.

    4. Re:Great but... by MaxGrant · · Score: 2

      A well-written essay infects the mind of the reader with its meme. The reader tells two friends, who tell two friends, and so on and so on. A subtle essay can change the minds of a million people, which is far more dangerous than giving them guns. People in power fear negative opinions of themselves for a good reason. Even a minority of their constituents turned against them can nullify their regime. Why do you think most repressive governments begin by restricting speech?

    5. Re:Great but... by dmarx · · Score: 1

      I think the perpose of this is mainly to raise conscientiousness about the current state of IP law, not to "change" anything.

      --
      "Do I dare disturb the universe?"
    6. Re:Great but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You explicitly grant permission by submitting. And if you don't understand that your submission probably is nullified. Jeez.

  7. MOD THE KARMA WHORE DOWN by Anomymous_Spork · · Score: -1

    nt. thanks.

    blah

  8. Try my hand by geekfiend · · Score: 1

    I'm definatly going to try my hand at this essay. If I don't win, it's not a big deal, as I'll be able to at the very least send it to the letter-to-the-editor of my local newspaper. Anything to get the word out! Send a copy of your letter to a senator! To the president! The possibilities are endless.

    1. Re:Try my hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      definatly

      but first, you may want to learn how to spell. seriously, get one of any number of folders or personal organizers which lists the 100 most commonly misspelled words. you will find definite under 'D'.

  9. Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Eh?

    1. Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? by Anomymous_Spork · · Score: -1

      I imagine he's still floating around somewhere ... sick bastard that he was...

    2. Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      He's right here. Or haven't you been following the news?

    3. Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      thats not wipo u cuntfucker. oh wait it is....
      mmmm cunt fucking.... arrhrhgrrhrghrgrhgh.h...

      I WANT CUNT TO FUCK!!!!1112

    4. Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

      Who, me?

      --

      J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
      Crapflooder Associates
      Slashdot.org

    5. Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

      I appear to have returned. I assume you are most happy. *SPOOGE*

      --

      J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
      Crapflooder Associates
      Slashdot.org

    6. Re:Where's the WIPO Troll when you need 'im? by Anomymous+Coward · · Score: -1

      eh, happy?

      i suppose .....

      well, no, i take it back, i realy cant say i care all THAT much ..

  10. Can't you fuckers talk about anything else? by Patrick+Bateman · · Score: -1

    I mean really! Hasn't there been another kernel released or something?

    --

    Thank you.

  11. Please, destroy intellectual property by forkspoon · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    well its fucking gayass useless.

  12. Wrong place to ask.. by Ogerman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    With all the mindless, MS-brainwashed anti-Open Source FUD sentiment raging on Slashdot recently, I don't think this is the place to look for intelligent responses to this contest. Next thing you know, the same lamers will be clamoring for DRM because *nerd whine* "there's less money for me in open media"

    Slashdot: News for cowards, talk that fritters

    1. Re:Wrong place to ask.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but not all of us can or want to depend on Mommy to pay our bills and/or put food on the table for us. "Support" and "pride in the software that I give away" ain't gonna do it either.

    2. Re:Wrong place to ask.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Here's a nickel, kid, go buy yourself a real business model. OSS? Good one!

    3. Re:Wrong place to ask.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      err...you think someone with a real business model will sell it for a mere nickel?

  13. boo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    13th post

  14. Get over it by OsamaBinLager · · Score: -1, Troll

    Linux sucks.
    It was a hot summer evening in southern Sweden when I took my bicycle and headed
    for the beach. The beach was empty of people. My clothes fell to the ground one
    piece at a time before I walked out into the ocean. Slowly I swam further away
    from the beach as I watched the sun setting. A little smile of happiness was
    seen in my face. With my two feet steadily in the sand, my body reaching 5'8
    into the air with glittering light brown eyes and short light brown hair. With
    such a soft, silky, sensitive and nicely tanned skin. It was all focused on the
    red round sun heading for sleep. My naked body was in total harmony with the
    nature...What a lovely sight, I thought to myself. As the sun disappeared I
    decided to head back to the beach.

    It was then that I recognize that I wasn't all alone anymore. Someone was
    standing on the beach. I was too far away to see what the person looked like so
    I started swimming rapidly back, fearing that the person would steal my clothes.
    As I approached the beach I recognized that it looked like a very natural and
    warmhearted woman. Her body was beautiful. Such round, nice figures and a long
    brown hair. To my surprise she was taking off her clothes.

    I wasn't sure how to react. Did she understand that I was naked?

    As she took her bra off her beautiful breasts popped out. I swam even closer to
    take a better look. The areolas was round and big and naturally pink. She must
    have been around 35 but her absolutely gorgeous body made her look even younger.

    Now she turned to me. Took her breasts between her hands and gently caressed
    them. I squeezed my fingers of anticipation at this sight. It was obvious that
    she was trying to seduce me. She knew what she was doing...

    Very femininely and calmly she began to walk out into the water towards me.
    Still holding her hands around her breast. She squeezed them playfully and
    smiled.

    Ohhh, what a rush! By now I had a hardon. I was mesmerized... As she approached
    I could feel the air vibrating. My vision became more and more unclear.

    My body was heating up rapidly. I bit my lip softly. Letting one hand gently
    stroke my hardon. My face turning absolutely red. I was shaking with excitement.
    It felt like an eternity before she reached me. She put her arms around me.
    Snuggling caringly. Her body so close to mine.

    It made me calm down. I gently caressed her soft skin. Showing my gratitude by
    kissing her very sensually. She kissed me back with her soft lips. Her tongue
    tracing around my lips while taking my hardon gently between her fingers.
    Sliding the skin back and forth very slowly. My head was spinning...

    and I kept kissing her as I circled my fingertips over her round buttcheeks.
    Then she raised the tempo a bit. I leaned my head back and moaned. Her soft lips
    kissed my neck and her tongue teasingly licked my skin. She massaged my hardon
    firmly and a bit around at the same time. My eyes were widening. She knew I was
    about to cum. Smiling at me and giving my hardon a couple of quick moves with
    her skillful hand made me cum. Oooooooohhhhhhh, I moaned loud as I cum.

    "Did you enjoy that?", she asked kindly.

    I laughed and replied: "You bet."

    "Would you like to follow me home?", she said.

    "Sure.", I said. *Hugging her tightly*

    We put our clothes on. Took her car with my bicycle in the back and headed for
    her home. She was indeed a very natural lady. Very calm and kind. It was nothing
    really strange about her. The feeling between us was very relaxing and I felt
    very attracted to her although she was a bit older than me. I let my hand rest
    against her thigh. Softly and ever so gently caressing her with my fingertip.
    Feeling the vibration between my fingertip and her thigh raising slowly. I
    looked into her eyes and her eyes were much bigger than normal. Showing a clear
    sign of arousal. Since she was driving I didn't want to take it futher right
    then.

    At her house we sat down in her bed. We started kissing sweetly. Our movements
    were so slow that it felt like the time had stopped. My fingertips brushed her
    thighs gently. Moving upwards over her innerthighs. Making some rapid circles
    before heading down between where the leg and body connect. Moving in a straight
    line right up to her stomach. Making sensual patterns in different paces. She
    takes a pillow. Places it behind her head. Take her clothes off and lay down on
    the bed. My sweet lips start by massaging her stomach. Licking my tongue around
    playfully. Wiggling it teasingly. Kissing it tenderly.

    Heading down towards her lovehole. Going to the right. Dragging my tongue down
    where the leg and the body meet and futher down her innerthigh. Brushing my lips
    so sensually against it. Going over to the other side. Making some rapid kisses
    over her innerthigh. Followed by some very slow flicks with the tongue right
    beside her lovehole.

    As I look up at her, her face has turned red and her mouth is wide open. The
    legs far apart. She shivers as I brush two fingers beside her lovehole, barely
    touching her skin. I lean forward, circling my tongue around her pink, round,
    large areola. It grows beautifully. Taking her areola and nipple between my
    lips.

    Sucking it firmly. Making the nipple stretch before releasing it. Watching the
    breast shake. Stroking the fingers around the other breast before gently
    wiggling the nipple from side to side. Taking the breast into my mouth. Sucking
    it sensually...listening to her moans. Massaging it between my lips and sucking
    it all the way out until only the nipple is between my lips. Stretching it and
    releasing it. Making the breast shake. I move up to her face and kisses her long
    and deep. She takes my head between her hands and give me a wonderful, sensual
    kiss. It burns heavenly in my heart. I slide my tongue playfully into her mouth.

    Teasing her tongue. Flicking my tongue at the silky underside of her tongue. Her
    breath is warm and she's breathing heavily. I move down to her neck. Placing my
    lips around her lefthand side. Massaging them slowly.

    Circling my tongue around so wonderfully. Making some rapid soft kisses around
    her neck before gently stroking it with the tip of my tongue. She places her
    hands over my head guiding me futher down. Between her beautiful breasts and
    stomach down to her now moist lovely. I take a couple of long, slow strokes with
    my tongue at each side before sucking her lips between my lips. Ooohhhh, she
    moans silently. Gently I put my thumbs at each side and open the lips a bit.
    Massaging my lips wonderfully against her outerlips. sliding the tounge all the
    way up and down those sensitive outerlips. Watching the lovehole open like a
    flower before my vibrating tongue barely touches the innerlips. They are
    fluttering with excitement. I push my thumb at the base of the clit. Pulling the
    clithood back to see the little round clit. As I sucking it so tenderly between
    my lips her hips start moving uncontrollably.

    Aaaaaahhhhh, she moans. Please don't stop. It feels so good. Oooohhhhhhh, she
    keeps moaning. I massage the clit between my lips. Rolling it back and forth.
    Flicking it rapidly a couple of times. It makes her go wild. As she climax I
    keep massaging her clit. Giving her more pleasure than she can handle. She pulls
    my hair as a sign to let go.

    I look up at her, smiling. Hugging her and placing a kiss on her lips. Gently
    stroking my fingers around her cheek. "Now it's my turn.", she says. Rolling me
    over. She starts kissing my chest. Moving over the my right nipple. Taking it so
    gently between her lips. Sucking it softly. It makes me smile of pleasure.
    Dragging her tongue over to the other nipple. Circling slowly around it before
    rocking it carefully around.

    Mmmmmmmm, I hum. Feeling my body vibrate as she suckes my nipple lovingly
    between her gentle lips. Her hands stroke my stomach and down my thighs. She
    makes some tender kisses over my stomach before she circles her tongue around my
    navel. It tickles a bit. My hardon stiffens and relaxes back and forth at her
    touches. I have no control over it whatsoever.

    Finally she takes my hardon between her thumb and indexfinger. Gently slide the
    skin down, exposing my head which has grown big from the arousal. Her tongue
    skillfully makes some rapid movements around the head. It really makes my blood
    rush. At the same time she slowly massages my hardon up and down between her
    fingers. Mmmmmmmm, oooohhhhh....feels good, I moan. Breathing heavily.

    She takes the head between her lips and sucks it firmly without letting go.
    Keeping the same pressure for awhile but then increasing it which make my body
    raise some inches over the bed. I close my eyes and squeeze the blanket in my
    hands. She increases the pressure even more and I can't help it when my body
    raises some more inches over the bed. She let go and put her hand around my
    hardon. Massaging it slowly and firmly in long strokes. My hardon is like a
    magnet against her hand and my back is now far off the bed and I start moving my
    hips to the rythm of her hand.

    She then sucks my head wonderfully between her lips while circling her tongue
    around my it. At the same time she quickens the pace of her hand.
    Oooohhhhhh..."I'm cumming", I exclaim.She lets go of my hardon.

    "Not yet.", she smiles."First I want to give you a ride."

    "You're just wonderful.", I say. My eyes glittering with delight.

    She straddles me and so very slowly inserts my hardon all the way in and all the
    way out. After a couple of times in that slow rythm she starts massaging my
    hardon in a bit quicker pace. When my hardon goes in she squeezes the muscles
    inside of her and when it goes out she let's go. My hips start moving in a
    circular motion in unison with her. Still slowly and sensually. She moans louder
    and louder for every stroke that we take. The pace quickens. I put my hands
    against her hips.

    Feeling the rythm. With every stroke we move faster and faster. Oooooohhhhh my,
    feels so good, I moan. Oooohhhh yes!, she groans. Moving her hips more
    determined. I love it, faster....my hips moving in perfect circular motions
    right into her lovehole. She arches her back. Makes a couple of rapid moves up
    and down and we both climax.

    We cuddled a bit afterwards but it didn't take long before we fell asleep.

    The next day I could hardly stop smiling of happiness. She was as happy as I
    was. Unfortunately nothing more happened and we never saw each other again.

    1. Re:Get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually quite accurate. Osama visited Sweden back in the late 70ies, received as quite a hero for his fight against the russians in afghanistan.

  15. excerpt from my planned submission. by motherhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Everytime I turn on the television and see that the government has it's thought-stealing satellites out beaming their lasers on me, broadcasting my ideas and secrets on NBC. Well I would reach for my tin foil helmet...

    That is until i found there are laws to protect me now. Thanks WIPO! I just wish there were laws to make the neighbors dog stop ordering me to kill."

  16. Trollen Trollen Trollen by OsamaBinLager · · Score: -1, Troll

    Trollen Trollen Trollen, Keep those trolls a trollen slashdot

  17. Ha ha by MSOffice_Clippy · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It appears that you are trying to be funny. Would you like to:

    * Fuck off
    * Shut up
    * Look up dictionary definition for funny
    * Close this window

    1. Re:Ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      I recommend option 3, since you will discover that the god damned unholy paperclip is not mentioned in that definition.

  18. Misinformation by BierGuzzl · · Score: 2

    Actually, while the slashdot article was a little scant on details it stopped short of being misleading. The page from which that quote is pasted talks about the counter essay contest in response to the contest put on by the WIPO because the contest that the WIPO is putting on openly states that it will be suppressing and disregarding the entries that go against the grain of the common IP doctrine.

  19. Some History of the Copyright by namelessone99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I cam across this while looking at Eric Flint's Homepage (1632 author). He has put about half of his books online for the reading enjoyment of the masses. He is very adament about not taking copyrights too far. http://www.baen.com/library/palaver4.htm. Here is the the first paragraph of the page: " These are two speeches given by Thomas Macaulay in Parliament in 1841, when the issue of copyright was being hammered out. They are, no other word for it, brilliant ? and cover everything fundamental which is involved in the issue. (For those not familiar with him, Macaulay would eventually become one of the foremost British historians of the 19th century. His History of England remains in print to this day, as do many of his other writings.) "

  20. Should they know better ? by testharness · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now, IANAL but the following condition of entry seems strange

    9. The counter essay contest committee does not claim any intellectual property rights over any of the essays that are submitted to the contest. We do assume, unless you clearly state otherwise, the non-exclusive right to reproduce and distribute the essays in connection with the contest and post-contest publicity.

    Surely, they cannot assume the right to reproduce and distribute, that right must be granted by the author. And it is this assumption that copyright was meant to protect against.

    Of course, they could make it a condition of entry that they may reproduce the works, but that is different.

  21. I'd submit an essay, but........ by JohnHegarty · · Score: 1

    I'd submit an essay, but i am afraid someone would copy it.

    1. Re:I'd submit an essay, but........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please reconsider, sir. i need an essay to hand in for my philosophy class next week, and yours would do nicely.

  22. I don't get it.. by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. So how do I ensure that I am getting proper royalties from this essay? Has wipout got some sort of advanced DRM that will insure that my ip remains the property of wipo and I recieve .002 cent's per dollar sale? What about making sure that I recieve multiple royalties based on delivery media? I'm gonna have to run this by the RIAA and make sure it's legit, then I'll roam the web and 'sample' material from various sites and use it for my 'unique' personal essay.

    1. Re:I don't get it.. by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 1
      I recently had the chance to sit in on a copyright meeting with ASMP (professional photographers) and I think it is rather amazing that they seem to have a lot more rights to their work than programmers do. I guess it is because there are groups like the ASMP out there, that's why they have such strong laws protecting their work.

      Photographers basically have all rights to their work, unless they specifically give them away. If I go and take pictures you tell me to, where and when etc. directed by you with your camera and your film, they are still MY pictures. How come programmers don't have that protection as well? Maybe they do and it just isn't widely known.

      --
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      Technically, we are beyond survival.
    2. Re:I don't get it.. by Medgur · · Score: 1

      We do - it's our work. Unless you specifically sign it away, it's still a product of your time and effort, regardless of what specifications you worked from.

      At least, that's what I've been going on for years. If it's any different, please correct me, and tell me who I have to write a letter to in order to change that.

      -Dan

      BTW-I'm Canadian, I don't know how it works for Americans.

    3. Re:I don't get it.. by TheMidget · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If I go and take pictures you tell me to, where and when etc. directed by you with your camera and your film,they are still MY pictures.

      This is ridiculous. You mean, you if you go on holidays, you want to have a photo of all of you, and you ask a random stranger to take a group photo of all of you standing in front of some monument ("just press the big button..."), somehow this random stranger now has all rights to the picture? This is ridiculous!

      Wedding photos, I can understand: the wedding photographer usually brings his own equipment, and adds creative work (by chosing when and how to shoot pictures), but generalizing this to any situation is somewhat absurd.

    4. Re:I don't get it.. by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 1

      When I was hired to my current job (and I'm pretty sure this applies to most everyone working as a programmer for someone), my contract basically says that whatever I produce on company time belongs to the company. Same with a patent that was recently filed for an invention created during my time with this company -- I am still one of the (co-) inventors, but the patent belongs to the company.

      On the other hand, if I had developed these projects on my own time, then I certainly would be the owner and sole and complete controller of what happens to them.

      I"m sure the same thing could happen to professional photographers as well -- whoever they work for could easily require in their contract that any photos taken on company time would belong to the company. Because of groups such as the ASMP, however, photographers have at least some other job options should they choose not to accept that contract. In the computer industry, such contracts are pretty standard, and (especially in today's job market) you wouldn't have much choice but to sign.

    5. Re:I don't get it.. by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Wedding photos, I can understand: the wedding photographer usually brings his own equipment, and adds creative work (by chosing when and how to shoot pictures), but generalizing this to any situation is somewhat absurd.

      It's absurd in respect of wedding photos too.

      The photographer is hired to do a job (take pictures) and is paid for that job. When the job is done, the photos (rightly) should belong to the person who paid for the work to be done.

      If I hire you to build a fence for me, you can not tell me after you've built it and been paid, "Oh by the way, you can not hire anyone other than me can paint this fence, and you can't paint it yourself either."

      Effectively, that's what the photographers are doing. "I took these pictures, thank you for the money, if you want to actually use any of these pictures that I took and that you have paid for, you must give me more money."

      There is definitely something wrong with that picture!

      --
      If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
    6. Re:I don't get it.. by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 0
      No it is right and correct.

      All you have to do to retain the rights is get a signed contract from the artist/photographer.

      It is NOT ridiculous. People need to be protected or they will ALL end up like the early 50's pop stars. Famous without a penny to their name, and no way to make a dime of their life's work.

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      Technically, we are beyond survival.
    7. Re:I don't get it.. by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't sign it unless it was a really big company and they paid me a really good salary.

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      Technically, we are beyond survival.
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    10. Re:goat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      10 come on, everybody! join in! keep replying +1, and see if you misfits can break the current record of 206 cascading replies! pour some hot grits down your pants and start replying like natalie portman was grabbing your ass!

    11. Re:goat by cmdr_shithead · · Score: -1

      hello coward. kiss onto my ass. sincerely, mullah omar

    12. Re:goat by kiwipeso · · Score: -1

      12

      12 is the number of times I have sex each day.

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      - Kaos games and encryption systems developer
  24. Are you kidding? by PopeAlien · · Score: 2

    .. You can assume anything you want. I can assume that the moon is made of cheese if that fills my heart with happiness. Were you planning on writing an essay on the evils of IP law and then suing them for reproducing it?

    I think the word assume is used in this context to let you know exactly what the terms of submitting an essay are..

  25. We need to FIGHT the WIPO! Support Wipout! by mr_don't · · Score: 3, Informative

    The essential goals of the WIPO and the WTO's TRIPS agreement have essentially the same goals: to standardize Intellectual Property Law across national borders. James Love, of the Consumer Project on Technology, has Pharm-policy mailing list readers a link to this joint press release of the WTO and the WIPO. This press release describes a new joint initiative regarding cooperation between these two corporation-friendly organizations. The initiative calls for a new push to help developing countries establish more monopolistic intellectual property infrastructures. Dr. Kamil Idris, Director General of the WIPO, states in the press release that intellectual property was a tool for technological advancement, economic growth and wealth creation for all nations, especially for least-developed countries. Does this joint initiative really take into account the economic needs of the people in less developed countries? Or does it simply add to the wealth of companies that monopolize information? What about economically comprimised people living in well-developed countries?

    Read the essay entitled The WTO and the WIPO Combine Forces to Privatize the World .

  26. $$ has nothing to do with it by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 0

    "A block in the assimilation of ideas inevitably arises when a discipline of precision is imposed before a stage of romance has run its course in the growing mind" -- A.N. Whitehead

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    Technically, we are beyond survival.
  27. wipo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WIPO Trool's back!? Where!? Welcome back, WIPO Troll!!!

    -admirer

  28. i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    i wonder if the wipo trool will submit this essay for thier consideratoin hehehehe ... i miss him i really do :(

  29. New slogan suggestions for slashdot by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1

    Slashdot is in dire need of a new slogan,"news for nerds. stuff that matters" just doesn't cut it in this day and age, here are a few good suggestions

    Slashdot: "Crackheaded moderation since 1997"

    Slashdot: "The ultimate troll (on the world)"

    Slashdot: "Best viewed with internet explorer 6"

    Slashdot: "PLEASE CLICK OUR BANNERS, VA LINUX STOCK WENT DOWN AGAIN"

    Slashdot: "50% of goatse.cx referrals come from here!"

    Slashdot: "We still haven't fired Jon Katz yet!"

    Slashdot: "Proud home of the BSD IS DYING troll"

    Slashdot: "The mecca of the web (for homosexuals!)"

    Expect more to come!

  30. Hello by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

    I HAVE RETURNED. Bow down before my feces-encrusted crotch hairs, and kiss them.

    --

    J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
    Crapflooder Associates
    Slashdot.org

    1. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      hi. how about i just give you a goatsex link instead? if you ask me, slashdot could use more feces, porn, and 8 year old girls.

    2. Re:Hello by kiwipeso · · Score: -1

      shit, porn & 8 year old girls...
      You've got the shit, we've all got porn...

      Who's got 8 year old girls?

      Jon Katz?

      --
      - Kaos games and encryption systems developer
  31. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK ABOVE! GOATSE.CX REDIRECT by Anomymous+Coward · · Score: -1

    the above link contains a goatse.cx redirect. do not lick it under any circumstance.

    1. Re:DO NOT CLICK THE LINK ABOVE! GOATSE.CX REDIRECT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      thank you for that informative warning, sir. it has brightened my day greatly to know that the above post links to goatsex.

  32. WARNING: CPTECH.ORG redirects to GOATSE.CX by Anomymous+Coward · · Score: -1

    DO NOT CLICK THE ABOVE LINK!

    the link above, referring to cptech.org is in fact a redirect to goatse.cx. Do not be fooled by this not-so-clever troll.

  33. Viva Troll Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Lameness filter gonna set my soul
    Gonna set my soul on bitchslap
    Got a whole lot of karma that's ready to mod,
    So get those whores up higher
    There's a thousand first post waitin' out there
    And they're all postin' taco may care
    And I'm just the troll with karma to spare
    Viva Troll Slashdot, Viva Troll Slashdot

    How I wish that there were more
    Than the +50 points in the karma
    'Cause even if there were forty more
    I wouldn't slow down cowboy
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    A karma won and lost on ev'ry post
    All you need's a moderator on crack
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    misspellin' unintellegible stories
    If you see it once
    You'll see it again next week

    I'm gonna keep on the crapflood
    I'm gonna have me some ban
    If it costs me my very last karma
    If I wind up -1 down well
    I'll always remember that I had a persona' left
    I'm gonna login n' troll some more
    Raging homosexual please let the sand niggerz die
    Let me shout out to my dead homiez
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  34. Best Excerpt by PingXao · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Thomas Macaulay in Parliament in 1841:

    I will only say this, that if the measure before us should pass, and should produce one-tenth part of the evil which it is calculated to produce, and which I fully expect it to produce, there will soon be a remedy, though of a very objectionable kind. Just as the absurd acts which prohibited the sale of game were virtually repealed by the poacher, just as many absurd revenue acts have been virtually repealed by the smuggler, so will this law be virtually repealed by piratical booksellers. At present the holder of copyright has the public feeling on his side. Those who invade copyright are regarded as knaves who take the bread out of the mouths of deserving men. Everybody is well pleased to see them restrained by the law, and compelled to refund their ill-gotten gains. No tradesman of good repute will have anything to do with such disgraceful transactions. Pass this law: and that feeling is at an end. Men very different from the present race of piratical booksellers will soon infringe this intolerable monopoly. Great masses of capital will be constantly employed in the violation of the law. Every art will be employed to evade legal pursuit; and the whole nation will be in the plot.

    Macaulay is basically saying that most people want to do the right thing, but when onerous laws are passed those laws become de-facto repealed by just about everyone. It lessens the dignity and honor of good people when rules and regulations become so one-sided in favor of special interests that ordinary people start to think there's nothing morally wrong with acting outside those laws and thus become "criminals" overnight. IMO such laws also demean the law itself and the respect which should be accorded to it.

    At one time, people just wouldn't sit still for some things. With the general laziness and apathy of the general public (consumers) today, no wonder the special interests are trying so hard.
    1. Re:Best Excerpt by Speare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those who invade copyright are regarded as knaves who take the bread out of the mouths of deserving men. [...] Men very different from the present race of piratical booksellers will soon infringe this intolerable monopoly. --Thomas Macaulay, 1841

      What strikes me here is the use of the word piratical. It is no new thing to consider the wholesale disregard for copyright as "piracy," a theft that has very real connotations on the wages of the copyright holder.

      I am no fan of DMCA or SSSCA, but I am also no fan of disregard for copyright. It has its place, and as Thomas Macaulay was saying, if treated properly, ensures income for the popular working artist. The key here is to respect the creator's intent. If you want Metallica songs, pay for the CDs. If you want Stephen King novels, pay for the pages. If you don't like it, don't buy it. Vote with your dollars.

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      [ .sig file not found ]
  35. ... no I don't think you do. by testharness · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they 're assuming the right to reproduce it without paying royalties!

  36. important information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    hello gentlemen. i have just poured hot grits down my pants. ahh, that feels good.

  37. first post~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    first post!!!

  38. prize? by Racer+X · · Score: 1

    anybody know what the prize is for the contest? i've skimmed the few pages on the site, and i see no mention of it. maybe everyone who enters the contest shares the prize..?

    (hey, as long as everyone is making lousy open source jokes.. )
    1. Re:prize? by Telex4 · · Score: 1

      The prize is £1500 (approx $2100), as it says on their Web Site.

  39. Speaking of IP by xXgeneric+nicknameXx · · Score: -1

    I think I'll post anyway even though mine got banned. Am I on topic?

    --

    My cat's breath smells like cat food.--R. Wiggums

  40. Aaaw, boring... by iainl · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who was hoping for some top quality F-3600 AG racing after seeing that title? Oh well, back to the serious news then.

    --
    "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
  41. Don't knock the bollocks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Today, fellow Americans, we know that you're off the case, Mcgarnigal.

    You're off your case, president!

  42. My submission is already out of date. ;-) by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Heh, I submitted this essay in early September, on the theme of mnndatory licensing of encryption know-how. At the time, it was science fiction. In the light of the hacker==terrorist backlash, and the SSSCA, it's already looking out of date and not nearly extreme enough. Go figure.

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  43. Now I remember why I come to Slashdot... by rediguana · · Score: 1

    2001-09-05 21:57:19 Copyright Essay Competitions (articles,news) (rejected)

    dorks

    1. Re:Now I remember why I come to Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boo. fucking. hoo. maybe you spelled too many words correctly in your submission?

  44. mod up parent by joss · · Score: 2

    Th link here is extraordinary.

    The level of insight offered in this speech is outstanding and thoroughly depressing when compared to the level of debate offered by parliament or congress. What would one of these men thought if transported into the 21st century and introduced to a debate in our current "democracies"? Imagine the disgust such a man would have felt at the degeneration and stupidity that has overtaken our political system.

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    1. Re:mod up parent by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      The level of insight offered in this speech is outstanding

      I agree -- the speech is extraordinary -- one of the best pieces of political argument I have read for a long time (however, do I only think it so good because I agree with all his arguments?). But don't think that it was an unmitigated age of enlightenment: I promise you that there was a fair amount of posturing, rhetoric and lying even back then :)

    2. Re:mod up parent by markmoss · · Score: 2

      The level of insight offered in this speech is outstanding and thoroughly depressing when compared to the level of debate offered by parliament or congress.

      When you collect the dozen or so best speeches of a century and ignore the rest, it's bound to look pretty good. I'm insufficiently familiar with McCauley's contemporaries in Parliament to comment on them, except to note that you can see the effects of their less inspired decisions abroad in the Crimean War and their colonies, and at home in anything by Carles Dickens.

      In an area I am more familiar with, 19th century America had a few great men in Congress, and more than a few blackguards. One Senator ran short on words, so he beat an elderly Senator unconscious on the Senate floor. A Senator was publicly caught buying votes in his home state; the Senate promptly formed a committee to investigate, not the (ex)Senator, but the man who exposed him. Overall, American politics was cleaner in the 20th century than the 19th. Sometimes their language was more high-faluting than any modern American would use, but that doesn't make it more expressive, or less likely to have cloaked evil intentions or plain pigheadedness.

      I don't know how the British Parliament compared with that. Certainly they weren't crude enough to commit physical assaults, nor do I think any MP would have been as badly educated as Tennessee congressman David Crockett, but probably many of them weren't as eloquent as Davy Crockett...

  45. WipOut Contest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that what /. editors call it when they compare cock sizes?

    BART: 'Scuse me while I whip this out...
    (*scream*)

  46. Do you stand out/in the ?crowd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Speaking of 'contests', don't forget to enter our big URL giveaway. Includes a year's free hosting.

    FUD is dead?

  47. ... do the courts get it yet is the point ... by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 0
    Most of the people I know are #1 definetly not Canadians and #2 believe that if they create software for a company on company time that the company then owns it.

    And don't tell me, that me and everyone I know are stupid, before you hear that I had a friend who did this and the company DID begin selling it without any royalties going to him. He also didn't get any credit or anything. He took them to court and lost because the software was created on the companies computer and on their time.

    However this was about 10-15 years ago so maybe things are different now, I hope.

    If anyone has any more recent real life experiences with this I would like to know about it.

    How far does the copyright law go concerning artists? Who is an artist? Isn't someone who creates an artist, no matter what they are creating?

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    Technically, we are beyond survival.
    1. Re:... do the courts get it yet is the point ... by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 0

      Why did you score me a 0 on this? It is clearly having to do with the same subject. And it is a very important issue that many programmers should know about. But nobody saw my post because you decided to score a 0. This is the worst kind of censorship. People can't discuss a damn thing on here with moderators choosing to give people 0 for no particular reason. I mean a 0 would mean it was completely boring and had no reason to be here. Hello? We are discussing the copyright law and how it applies to programmers -- this is an important point to many people in this field. Many people on this site are programmers. Many of us would like to know how the copyright law applies to us and discuss it on your site. Oh, never mind I'll just go somewhere else.

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      Technically, we are beyond survival.
  48. This site looks best... by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

    ...at 800x600.
    What fucking year is it? Am i expected to have a spare machine just for looking at retro websites? If it doesnt look good at 1024x768 or higher, then just forget it. The very idea that i`ll change my display settings to look at a website!!

    1. Re:This site looks best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are a festering pustle. Kindly remove yourself from my sight.

    2. Re:This site looks best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No entry found for pustle in the dictionary.

  49. DMCA Essay by bwt · · Score: 2

    I am planning to submit the anti-DMCA petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/nixdmca/petition.htm l

    Please have a look and sign it!

  50. DMCA, DMCA, DMCA Why can't anyone get it right??? by g2g · · Score: 1

    http://www.wipout.net/home_eng.html#thepoint

    Not even these guys can escape the slashdot mistakes of typing DCMA. Argh!!!

  51. Wrong article by djocyko · · Score: 1

    grrr...when I read the article name I thought it said WipEout contest, and I got all excited. mmm...WipEout...

    1. Re:Wrong article by iainl · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I did the same. wipEout was decidedly cool itself, but wip3out improved on it so much I bought a Playstation.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
  52. Netscape with no Javascript punished? by G+Neric · · Score: 2
    Strange that nobody here has mentioned it, but I'm one of the people who runs Netscape with Javascript turned off--yes, I put my browser where my mouth is with regard to monopoly, security, and invasive marketing--and the site explicitly disses us:
    Note to Netscape Users

    I am sorry, but the design of this site does not work in Netscape unless you have Javascript enabled. I appreciate that this is a problem (and I am working on a better solution than just this page) but that's what comes of using propietary software to create the site, I guess. If you have javascript turned off, you can still see the pages, but not quite in the way I intended them (as you will see).

    If I entered, I'd win a prize in the contest. I would do it by writing an informed pro-free market and pro-globalization piece that would shame anarchists, third world socialists, and WIPO alike.

    However, to me it showed the organizers are not committed to open standards and it left me completely loathe to join in.

    1. Re:Netscape with no Javascript punished? by benb · · Score: 1

      Yes, please fix the site, if you want geeks and nerds on board :).

  53. Thieves, losers, warez kiddies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It is amazing the lengths people here will go to to justify their stealing of other's hard work. You people are nothing more than thieves, plain and simple.

    There is a reason why Windows XP is 1000x more reliable, stable, and easier to use than Linux -- BECAUSE PEOPLE GET PAID TO WRITE IT! Duh! Yes, it is the evil "intellectual property" which allows them to get paid for their work.

    "Essay" my ass. Free software is the Communism of the 21st century.

  54. Unmaximize your browser by yerricde · · Score: 1

    What fucking year is it?

    A.D. 2001. (No "war was beginning" jokes please.)

    Am i expected to have a spare machine just for looking at retro websites?

    No. Just un-maximize your browser. In fact, I generally browse in a 720x480 window when I'm not using Mozilla tabs.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  55. I love goat sex! Where can I see more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oooh, baby.

  56. Ooooh, the IRONY of it all ... by SimCash · · Score: 1
    First, a pat on the back to /. - this is really a good discussion. I hate to pollute it with such a simple thought ...

    Do you suppose I could visit the anti-IP site, read all the essays, then take the best and resubmit it as original work (hey, we don' need no stinkin' IP protection). If I picked right, and the original essay wins the prize (small as it may be), then I could claim my share ...