How to Navigate a Spacecraft to Mars
EccentricAnomaly writes "JPL has an article on how to design trajectories to Mars with the porkchop plot. They use an interesting analogy between reading these plots and divining the future from animal entrails. JPL also has the most excellent Basics of Spaceflight, which is an easy to understand tutorial on how to explore deep space."
I'm from Mars.
Yeah, let's all hop in our billion dollar space ships and put this tutorial to good use.
You're a fucking retard, you fat sack of shit.
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- Gov. Jesse Ventura
Here are some recent photos of The Red Planet
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Make sure everyone is using the SAME friggin' system of units.
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roughly translated from the Latin, this means SUCK MY DICK.
Well, I guess it'd put a different spin on pigs in space.
I really hate Dan Patrick.
"People should be allowed to keep midgets as pets."
- Gov. Jesse Ventura
the "rocket scientists" are out in force tonight.
KFG
I like cheese.
You know that the best vacation destinations always lose their attraction when people start publishing travelguides and maps and stuff... :-/
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The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred in September, and now we
're involved in a WAR against Islam and you people have the gall to be discussing navigation to Mars???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about navigating to Mars (but admittedly, many might find it cool), your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
JPL has an article on how to design trajectories to Mars with the porkchop plot . They use an interesting analogy between reading these plots and divining the future from animal entrails. JPL also has the most excellent Basics of Spaceflight, which is an easy to understand tutorial on how to explore deep space.
JPL has an article on how to design trajectories to Mars with the porkchop plot . They use an interesting analogy between reading these plots and divining the future from animal entrails. JPL also has the most excellent Basics of Spaceflight, which is an easy to understand tutorial on how to explore deep space.
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This is the best explanation of swingby manoever or gravity assist I have seen.
And generally well done.
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Now I know how /. gets so many hits...
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bah... all you need is a computer called HAL - he does it all for you :)
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It costs a shitload.
You normally have a few earlier versions that didn't perform to plan.
You need to aim at a moving target that won't be there for two years, and of course you're own platform is moving as well.
Not forgetting that if you're careless and not do your sums right , you'll crash and burn spectacularly and look like an idiot in front of the rest of the world.
The major difference is of course (drumroll , please)
In Space, no-one can hear your FUD.
You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
There is a lot of hype here.
Set pork chops to stun
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It's a funny thing, I wget'ed (wgot?) that tutorial months ago... "Aha! At last a way to wile away the long gaps between new issues of TVGoHome - I'll teach myself orbital mechanics! And there it sits, unread, along with everything else I mirrored for offline reading... unread whilst I just check Slashdot one more time... (Those links probably won't work unless I'm online. Goddam these UK phone charges... )
>"which is an easy to understand tutorial on how to
>explore deep space."
every scout's need?
:wq
It looks like JPL is helping people figure out how to get to mars on thier own. Tragically, I can see the fruit cakes now.
I imagine it won't be so bad, so long as they leave a trail of bread crumbs,p.;-)
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Not only did you link to your home box on Slashdot (as we know, infamous for bringing even the largest websites to their knees), but now everybody knows your IP address too. That takes guts. Of course, if you're not online all the time, you'll be of much less interest to jerkwad scr1pt k1dd13z who want to run their personal pr0n site off your HD... Cheers!
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I wonder if this mission will be manned by mice?
Always show stars whizzing by the windows, even if you are going at slow speeds in a straight line [Galactica Vipers]
If you are out in zero pressure, you will scream and your eyes will look like those of cartoon characters [Total Recall]
If you want, open up the hatch on your spaceship, pop your head out, and get some fresh air [Message from Space]
Pork Chops!
And this follows nasa releasing this stuff s little while ago. Are these guys (JPL and NASA) trying to get us to do their jobs for them? (By what else...sending pigs to mars! Pun intended.) Or is this just them clearing out old stuff to make way for new stuff. My bet is their magnetic tape media is getting unstable and they're too ashamed to admit it. Their sending it out to the world to let us mirror is in lots of places, under the allusion that it's actually worth something. It would be interesting though, to spend some time checking through these programs and tutorials to see if problems which led to the Challanger disater are apparent. Freynman said that the software development at JPL and NASA was tops, but he was comparing it to other parts of the organizations which were using orings for expansion joints which were designed as compression fittings. And other such problems. -=fshalor
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Failing that, just standing on the ground and looking up and wishing really hard sometimes works. You get scantily clad Martian princeses that way, too!
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You can really get the feel for what's involved in plotting trajectories and getting to the right orbit. It's really good.
And, it's free! (beer)
IIRC they used Hazel's figures, as hers were the median...
Would have been interesting if they had used Meade's...
- C3L
- TTIME
- SEP
- Ls
Can anyone tell us what those mean? Even just a few words that we can then go google. The body of the article mentioned a few things (like time-of-day orbital plane at Mars) but didn't explicitly correlate those ideas to the variable names.One simple rule for its versus it's