User: DivineOb

Bitches hoes and niggaz

On: Doom 3 Alpha Leaked

I got nothing... /. sucks my cock...

When do the assassinations start?

On: MPAA Requests Immunity to Commit Cyber-Crimes

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Re:Text of the Press Release

On: ACLU Files New DMCA Challenge

My penis is rigid for penetration...

Re:Double Post

On: Video Game Advertising Reaches New Lows

Adding the word 'only' to the sig makes it less funny... not more...

Re:the short answer: no

On: Will Earth Expire By 2050?

It's not "the" In Flames you stupidfuck...

Yeah fucking right

On: Is There Such a Thing as "Too User Friendly"?

Real doll doesn't count as a wife...

Re:The boss's name

On: Review: Men In Black II

w - x - y and zed
next time won't you give me head...

Sounds fine to me

Re:dying supernova?

On: Hubble Snaps Pix Of Dying Supernova

Perhaps saying things which were actually funny would have been a better choice as well...

Doctor who?

On: BBC To Revive Doctor Who Next Year

well? answer me you fag...

First brutal death metal post

On: 8128 miles Per (US) Gallon

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Re:Step two revealed

On: Snort Creator Makes Good

What a stupid fucking sig

This goes out to all my troll brothers

On: Interview with XFree86's David Dawes

Pa-hease!

This story should have been called...

On: Copyright Battle Over Nothing

People on /. have no sense of humor... Jesus Christ... I'd recommend that none of you give up your day jobs...

Re:Bring your MP3's to work on CD-Rom...

On: Cracking Down on MP3s at the Office

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Re:I second the motion

On: Web Publishers Sue Gator

I dig the sig...

Re:Time is limited

On: Draw!

No he was just saying he wanted to play catch instead of talking about this smarty man stuff...

Re:As reported on the better site...

On: Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional

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Re:Yes but No

On: Is Linux Dead?

Penis size...

The fact that a company called Microsoft is one of the largest is truly a testimony to their girth...

Re:I though IBM was getting out of the bad drive m

On: A Terabyte of Data on a Laptop Hard Drive

shut up

Re:overclocking

On: Guide To Designing Low Power Handhelds

Haha you got modded down

One question still remains

On: Evidence Found of Lake, Catastrophic Flood on Mars

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On: Time to Purchase a DVD-R?

Indeed

I have a vision...

On: Cheap 3D Computer Vision?

Of you sucking my throbbing cock...

Results of another cock publishing experiment

On: Results of Another Web Publishing Experiment

I've got *three* shoved in my arse!!!

Re:Sold like Slaves

On: IBM Spins Down

I'm fucking speechless... It's people like you who make it possible for liberals to get elected...